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JaggedEdge
02-15-2007, 06:48 PM
The list of potential fathers keeps growing now that she is dead. Amazing.

5 possible dads according to this site.

This should be an episode for a daytime talk show...

http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/2007/02/another-day-another-father-for-anna-nicoles-baby/
Weedhound
02-15-2007, 07:40 PM
Thanks for the smile Jagged Edge. And if you are, we all want a piece of the pie. :D
TheFatKid
02-15-2007, 07:44 PM
My dad wanted me to call CNN and say I'm the father.
orangeman
02-15-2007, 08:18 PM
I don't want to be famous I swear. It seems like you can never do anything about people always being in your business, even when you're dead! And no matter how much you want to fuckin mow down the media with an AK or something you can't, because then you'd probably go to prison or death row lol.
aznson01
02-15-2007, 08:41 PM
My dad wanted me to call CNN and say I'm the father.

hahaha
Storm Crow
02-15-2007, 09:15 PM
The baby is a clone of Anna! Her friends are all saying they are the father to keep things SO messed up legally, that the child's DNA will NEVER be tested!- Granny:hippy:
stinkyattic
02-15-2007, 09:21 PM
The baby is a clone of Anna! :
ROFL she was so ENTIRELY made of silicone I'm surprised she didn't spawn a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Nochowderforyou
02-15-2007, 10:15 PM
She had a plastic vagina. I'd rather have sex with warm pizza dough.

Slllllllllut!. :D
Skink
02-16-2007, 01:22 AM
I bet none of them are...
JaggedEdge
02-16-2007, 01:25 AM
Haha, the sad thing is your prob right.
Nochowderforyou
02-16-2007, 01:29 AM
Of course none of them are. They just want a piece of this big hulah-ba-loo and get in the news.

If they wait any longer for her body to be buried, she'll be nothing more than plastic, some flesh, and the strong scent of embalming fluid.

I think they should respect her wishes and be buried next to her son like she wanted.
Gatekeeper777
02-16-2007, 02:11 AM
I put my peperonni in some warm pizza dough i can tell you she fely more like a lubed up rubber glove rolled up in a warm towel.
geonagual
02-16-2007, 02:12 AM
It is all about the payola, nothing to do with the baby. I wonder how many of them even had sex with her. She was always pumped up on pills, so who knows who could of took advantage of her.
Gatekeeper777
02-16-2007, 02:14 AM
It is all about the payola, nothing to do with the baby. I wonder how many of them even had sex with her. She was always pumped up on pills, so who knows who could of took advantage of her.

Taking advantage of a slut is like taking advantage of a swimming hole on a hot summers day.
geonagual
02-16-2007, 02:18 AM
Taking advantage of a slut is like taking advantage of a swimming hole on a hot summers day.


How can you say that?
She is my hero.
My wind beneath my wings.
A pillar of moral integrity.
Need I say more?
Gatekeeper777
02-16-2007, 02:21 AM
lol
Nochowderforyou
02-16-2007, 02:24 AM
"Don't you know that you're my hero
You're everything I want to be
I can fly higher than an eagle
Cause you are the wind beneath my wings"

Oh man. I don't know why I know a Milder song.
Skink
02-16-2007, 02:39 AM
I watch 20 minutes of court tv today and the fucking judge was not a judge... I don't know what he was a puppet,organ grinder,IDK but he was not a judge...
Weedhound
02-17-2007, 11:54 PM
Skink where in world do you keep coming up with those great avatars? :D