The Butt Wiping Poll!

[hardon]

So after reading another thread, I was intrigued by this "standing while wiping your ass" thing. Personally, I couldnt imagine standing to do it...I might have to try! haha.:stoned:

[SwirlyMass]

I'm more of a leaner. one ass cheek on the seat, the other in the air, and the appropriate hand to wipe with (correlates to the cheek i have in the air)



Now who blazes on the pot?

[SmokinBowl]

Now who blazes on the pot?

i lol'd



i blaze on the pot all the time roflrofl

[Nochowderforyou]

My brother told me once he stands up to wipe his ass too. I don't kknow how you could get a proper cleaning of your butthole done when standing up. Your cheeks are pushed together standing up, but sitting down, they are spread open a bit so you can get a good clean. :p

[dusto2k3]

I have to agree with SwirlyMass, that the way to go....oh this shit is too funny. i blaze on the pot sometimes, my roomies hate when the b dissapears. Shit, and I have never heard of the standing thing...yeah hows that done...my mama neva taught me that!!!LoL

[dusto2k3]

try those Chrarmin Wet Wipes, or some baby wipes, man, don't use that washrag in the shower!!! Yeah, fuck some klingons!!!

[dusto2k3]

LoL, i call it "hotass" down here. i.e. "I been workin in the sunall day, now i got some hot-ass"

[lagstronaut]

I've never even thought about wiping my ass while sitting down...I'll have to try that one

[PatrickHenry]

Ahhh the tried and true; one cheek sneak!

[BizzleLuvin]

wtf? who STANDS?! that cant be sanitary. my ex used to get totally naked when he took a poo. for some reason guys tend to hold it in all day then take at least 10 minutes on the toilet later on. we ladies have an opportunity to poo everytime we pee.:hippy:

[BizzleLuvin]

It's unnatural to get naked to take a crap? I've always done it that way. Unless I'm in a public bathroom.

no, i didnt say that. but WHY get naked when you crap? bathroom floors are cold.

[TallulahGreen]

This thread is toooo fucking funny.

[PatrickHenry]

This thread is toooo fucking funny.

AMEN!

The real question is front to back or back to front? Quilted or Plain?

[Feebs420]

im pretty sure getting naked while taking a dump isnt normal. You get completely naked? Shirt and all? Haha i just drop my pants around my ankels :D , some times i just drop em down to my kness, especially in this cold weather...gotta stay warm.

[hello3pat]

Now who blazes on the pot?

I do, it's very relaxing, unless your constipated

[Dro_Princess]

The only time Im naked and on the toilet is when Im either about to get in the shower, or when I get out of the shower and then I have to go, I hate that too.

[stinkyattic]

or when I get out of the shower and then I have to go, I hate that too.
That's the worst.
When the seat gets wet... ugh... horrible feeling!

[slipknotpsycho]

wtf? who STANDS?! that cant be sanitary. my ex used to get totally naked when he took a poo. for some reason guys tend to hold it in all day then take at least 10 minutes on the toilet later on. we ladies have an opportunity to poo everytime we pee.:hippy:

i usually don't go for a few days... alot of times the act of shittin makes me wanna puke (i dunno why it always has) so i hold it in, so it builds up and i can get it out fast... o.0

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

i usually don't go for a few days... alot of times the act of shittin makes me wanna puke (i dunno why it always has) so i hold it in, so it builds up and i can get it out fast... o.0

lol..

3 gay men decided to eat one of these 3, erm.. his name was err.. bob, so they eat him and one gay man says to the other "hey whyd we just do that shit?".. so the other gay responds and says

"well i just wanted to see what its like having him pushed OUT of me instead"

yeah that was kinda lame joke

but this threads pretty fucked up in general LOL

[Nochowderforyou]

My brother refuses to take a shit in a public washroom. He would rather be in pain than go take a shit. I prefer a public washroom, it gives me a chance to express myself using not only sound, but smell as well. I am proud of my creations that come from my body. It's beautiful actually.

[LIP]

My brother told me once he stands up to wipe his ass too. I don't kknow how you could get a proper cleaning of your butthole done when standing up. Your cheeks are pushed together standing up, but sitting down, they are spread open a bit so you can get a good clean. :p

Oh.












My.















Fuck. ROFLMFAO!!!!

Im so fucked my brain just fell out the back of my head.

[napolitana869]

I sit unless its at a public bathroom, which I try to avoid.

This whole thread is crazy

[RyanTheCaveman]

...the only way i knew there was :...standing up.

[Frivolous248]

I don't see how people sit. Aren't you afraid of gettin' your hand in the toilet? I have to lift muh cheeks off the seat before I reach around that area...

[PatrickHenry]

That's the worst.
When the seat gets wet... ugh... horrible feeling!

i fucking hate that. you just got yourself all clean and then you soil your ass cheeks and get all cold and wet. SUCKS!

[PatrickHenry]

My brother refuses to take a shit in a public washroom. He would rather be in pain than go take a shit. I prefer a public washroom, it gives me a chance to express myself using not only sound, but smell as well. I am proud of my creations that come from my body. It's beautiful actually.

I'm with your brother. I can't shit in public. I just feel bad some poor illegal is going to have clean my skid marks off the bowl. NOT NICE MAN> BAD KARMA!

[LIP]

I dont shit in public, ever. I piss everywhere though, a favourite past-time of mine.

[Nochowderforyou]

I don't see how people sit. Aren't you afraid of gettin' your hand in the toilet? I have to lift muh cheeks off the seat before I reach around that area...

Not at all. I'm not sure how shallow your toilet bowls are, but the toilet i have, it is about half filled with water, half empty, and when you pinch a loaf off, there is about 8 inches of depth before your hand touches the water/poo. :) You lift your bum up a bit and you gain a couple more inches, so there is plenty of room leftover.

[Nochowderforyou]

I dont shit in public, ever. I piss everywhere though, a favourite past-time of mine.

I prefer to piss outside. Nothing better than letting it hang in the wind with the water and trees around you. I feel like Trazan or something...ahhh, born free. :D

[jsn9333]

I stand with one foot on the counter-top and one foot on the floor... to get good cheek spreadage. Then I take a sprits bottle and moisten a wad of TP (moist is the key!). Then I clean up.

Oh... and I shave my ass too. That helps keep things tidy. If you question my technique just think about this... peanut butter is easier to clean off a countertop with a wet rag then off carpet with a dry one.

'Nuff said.

[PatrickHenry]

I stand with one foot on the counter-top and one foot on the floor... to get good cheek spreadage. Then I take a sprits bottle and moisten a wad of TP (moist is the key!). Then I clean up.

Oh... and I shave my ass too. That helps keep things tidy. If you question my technique just think about this... peanut butter is easier to clean off a countertop with a wet rag then off carpet with a dry one.

'Nuff said.

I CALL FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D :D :D :D

[Nochowderforyou]

I stand with one foot on the counter-top and one foot on the floor... to get good cheek spreadage. Then I take a sprits bottle and moisten a wad of TP (moist is the key!). Then I clean up.

Oh... and I shave my ass too. That helps keep things tidy. If you question my technique just think about this... peanut butter is easier to clean off a countertop with a wet rag then off carpet with a dry one.

'Nuff said.

Do you have Germaphobia? A phobia of germs? :D

I do not shave my ass and not once in my life, have I missed a spot and found wads of shit in my butt hair. :p Daily showers help. ;)

[ReUp]

I dont shit in public, ever. I piss everywhere though, a favourite past-time of mine.

Every morning when I lived at home I would walk outside in my boxers (I live in Texas where its warm in the morning as fuck 99% of the time) and piss outside. Drove my Mom crazy.

Anytime I have to piss and I'm outside I just find a nice spot and go. I love pissing outside so much. No aiming necesarry. Just pray and spray.

I sit of course.

On another note, I went to a british school until I was 14 and moved back to the US. I've realized that the British are not very receptive to the word 'bathroom'. It's always the 'washroom' or 'toilet'. Somethign no American even understands. 'Wheres the toilet?' the response 'In the bathroom....'.

Goodness Im rambling. Good thread though!

[jahjahjahjah]

How on earth can you wipe your ass standing up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If i walked in the bathroom and someone was standing up wiping there but hole
it would be so funny i'd have to kick there ass.

[Frivolous248]

Not at all. I'm not sure how shallow your toilet bowls are, but the toilet i have, it is about half filled with water, half empty, and when you pinch a loaf off, there is about 8 inches of depth before your hand touches the water/poo. :) You lift your bum up a bit and you gain a couple more inches, so there is plenty of room leftover.

Wow, 8 inches? Thats a lot of room. Mine is definitely not that much. If I wanted to, I could touch my dick to the water. I almost have on accident.

[slipknotpsycho]

there's only one type of toilet i've ever accidently stuck my hand in the water while wiping... and that was a jail house toilet... lol...

but otherwise i'm with chowder... you'd have to actually try and stick your hand in the water... on my toilet it's just not something that can happen by accident...