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JaggedEdge
02-15-2007, 03:02 AM
We bought a little 15 buck house thing for them with a ball hanging from the ceiling. They have had it for a total of three hours and have already spilled their water bowl all over it.

Our oldest cat is a little OCD and enjoys eating out of things like that... Not sure why. I don't know why we even buy them things anymore.

Samwhore
02-15-2007, 03:04 AM
my cat is the best, for v-day, we got her a mat where you put catnip inside

TheAtomicPunk
02-15-2007, 03:04 AM
Buy them catnip! Then smoke a bowl with em, that'll chill them out. Blow it right in their ear.

smokingskeleton
02-15-2007, 03:14 AM
I opened this thread thinking it would be a cat that had ate his stash..XD

Skink
02-15-2007, 03:40 AM
I gave up on store bought things for my catz... case in point... cat pillow $12.95 I went to the people pillows and found one for $2.62... cat bed $12.95 cut box $0.00... I cut open the pillow and used the stuffing and two old sweat shirts and made 2 beds... pic below...

microwavechips
02-15-2007, 03:43 AM
haha dont get mad at your cats my friend's cat ate an entire cut of bud when he was sleepin

JaggedEdge
02-15-2007, 03:50 AM
I gave up on store bought things for my catz... case in point... cat pillow $12.95 I went to the people pillows and found one for $2.62... cat bed $12.95 cut box $0.00... I cut open the pillow and used the stuffing and two old sweat shirts and made 2 beds... pic below...

Haha, I like that a lot. The cat doesn't know any better does he...?

Samwhore
02-15-2007, 03:55 AM
Skink, i have a cat that looks like yours

cannabis campbell
02-15-2007, 04:43 AM
lmao this thread title made me laugh

Skink
02-15-2007, 04:57 AM
Skink, i have a cat that looks like yours

My cat looks more like Dash Riprock...

Skink
02-15-2007, 04:59 AM
Haha, I like that a lot. The cat doesn't know any better does he...?

throw a little Catnip on it and it's all good...

Just make sure it's Organic catnip there is Catnip on the market that has harmful effect...

FreeVenice
02-15-2007, 05:00 AM
One of my cats plays fetch with me and a Soda cap. The other, well the other likes to eat.

Skink
02-15-2007, 05:04 AM
Rocky ------ Buddy...

d00d557
02-15-2007, 05:20 AM
my cat has a urinary infection right now and the vet said he might even have kidney stones, and if he does and the bill is very high(which happens a lot at vets) we might have to put him down:sadcrying

Skink
02-15-2007, 06:06 AM
my cat has a urinary infection right now and the vet said he might even have kidney stones, and if he does and the bill is very high(which happens a lot at vets) we might have to put him down:sadcrying
did the Vet give you special food???

Skink
02-15-2007, 07:20 AM
I had a Black cat,,, name was Geep named after the Magical Geep in Popeyebecause he just seemed to apear in places...Geep had to be put down at 7 for kidney failure,,,he was 29 pounds,,,LOLz...

FreeVenice
02-15-2007, 09:33 AM
Ok you made me do it. . . .and so did a blunt. . .

Lucy(black) & Felix(white). . . hehehe

Kid Dynamite
02-15-2007, 11:14 AM
haha nice felix is cutest

rainbows.rsexy
02-15-2007, 12:40 PM
i luv a holes

b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
02-15-2007, 01:21 PM
i luv a holes

Oh you'll love me :D

Skink
02-15-2007, 02:08 PM
Ok you made me do it. . . .and so did a blunt. . .

Lucy(black) & Felix(white). . . hehehe

My cat Geep used to lie on his back,,,they say that when a cat does that he trust you... i think thats really cool...

Nochowderforyou
02-15-2007, 04:06 PM
Oh yeah, I don't even bother buying my cat anymore store bought things either. I have a box full of store bought things for her, and the only things she actually likes are these round, soft material balls. She will entertain herself for hours, and a box of 6 is like $2, but I mean she has things that jingle, that bounce, that make noise and she could care less.

I even bought her a kitty bed and she never uses it. She prefers someones lap or a hand knit blanket that my Oma made for me.

I'll give her the seal strap thing that goes around the top of a 4L milk jug and she'll go nuts for hours, but with this ball with a bell on a spring, she could care less.

Fuckin cats eh. They're cool and keep me entertained. :)

napolitana869
02-15-2007, 05:02 PM
Its just like babies liking the box more than what comes in it. boxes are so awesome

JaggedEdge
02-15-2007, 06:30 PM
Oh yeah, I don't even bother buying my cat anymore store bought things either. I have a box full of store bought things for her, and the only things she actually likes are these round, soft material balls. She will entertain herself for hours, and a box of 6 is like $2, but I mean she has things that jingle, that bounce, that make noise and she could care less.

I even bought her a kitty bed and she never uses it. She prefers someones lap or a hand knit blanket that my Oma made for me.

I'll give her the seal strap thing that goes around the top of a 4L milk jug and she'll go nuts for hours, but with this ball with a bell on a spring, she could care less.

Fuckin cats eh. They're cool and keep me entertained. :)

There is one toy both of them love. It is a feather at the end of an elastic string. The only problem is I have to sit there and hold the thing throwing it in the air and dragging it across the floor. Not to mention the cats try to run away with it after they have caught it. The longes that has ever lasted is a couple days. The kitten chews through the string while we are asleep...

I wish the company that made them would just send me a box.

TheAtomicPunk
02-15-2007, 09:38 PM
Pic #1:
Bitch stay out of my room! That's Smokey. He's fat and hates everyone.

Pic #2:
That's Chicken Nugget (lil sis named him). We call him C-nug. I call him C-unt. He's a stoner kitty :stoned:

Samwhore
02-15-2007, 11:37 PM
Pic #2:
That's Chicken Nugget (lil sis named him). We call him C-nug. I call him C-unt. He's a stoner kitty :stoned:

hahha, we call Rocky "the negro" because he is a little black and hes a pimp

BabyFacedAbortion
02-15-2007, 11:50 PM
my cat has a urinary infection right now and the vet said he might even have kidney stones, and if he does and the bill is very high(which happens a lot at vets) we might have to put him down:sadcrying

My big boy cat, Romeo had one of those. He was pissing blood and some nasty things..turns out he had these crystals building up and it wasn't pretty.

These are my kittens when they were younger, about a year ago. The orange and black one is Punkin', the black one is Baby and the white and black mommy is Juliet.

I love kitties :D

Punkin' is actually pregnant, we think.

Skink
02-16-2007, 12:32 AM
My big boy cat, Romeo had one of those. He was pissing blood and some nasty things..turns out he had these crystals building up and it wasn't pretty.

These are my kittens when they were younger, about a year ago. The orange and black one is Punkin', the black one is Baby and the white and black mommy is Juliet.

I love kitties :D

Punkin' is actually pregnant, we think.

That because she has no panties,,,shame on her...

BabyFacedAbortion
02-16-2007, 12:34 AM
my grandma called her a skank lol

FreeVenice
02-16-2007, 03:31 AM
I've been saving for a cat tree for about a year now, I just never get around to it. . .

Skrappie
02-16-2007, 05:29 PM
I remember seeing a very funny clip named cats are jerks on the tv show, Robot Chicken.

Robot Chicken - Cats Are Jerks (http://www.lesscrappy.com/tvpage.asp?ID=142)

I wish i could find the entire thing.

Demeter
02-16-2007, 05:50 PM
Its just like babies liking the box more than what comes in it. boxes are so awesome
lol - That is so true! My cat loves nothing better than a box half-full of paper to shred and to sleep in!

FreeVenice
02-17-2007, 05:17 AM
My cats choose plastic bags over boxes anyday. . . last night Felix slept in a taco bell wrapper.

Demeter
02-17-2007, 03:04 PM
My cats choose plastic bags over boxes anyday. . . last night Felix slept in a taco bell wrapper.

Does he smell like a burrito now? That could be dangerous, if you smoke too much and get the wild raging munchies...yipe yipe!:D

FreeVenice
02-17-2007, 09:44 PM
HAHA, hes to quick for me.

higher4hockey
02-17-2007, 09:49 PM
all cats are assholes, they're arrogant and contemptuous litte creatures. i have no love for kitties at all. (they make me sneeze too)

FreeVenice
02-18-2007, 03:20 AM
Ha, I'm alergic too, My body adapts. That's why cats are so cool, you don't have to baby them, or walk them for that matter. Very independent creature.

smokeblunts3
02-18-2007, 04:26 AM
not all cats are assholes both my cats are nice :D

my cat miles is extra nice to me when i got a milkshake which i have right now hes trying to eat it the basterd

you don't even need to make anything for them to sleep in the bed, couch, sink, bathtub, closet,box,bag, chair, or even on the floor is just fine for my cats and pens can entertain my kitten grams for hours at a time. i usually just make a paper football and miles will chase it till its stuck under the couch or closet

4gan2ja0
02-18-2007, 04:37 AM
i used to have 3 cats, two sisters were put down and my last one, simba, is 17, missing halg his teeth and pretty much just a bag of bones... he's going to die soon, which sucks, ive had him my whole life