View Full Version : The Vending Machine Game
EmoRebellion
02-14-2007, 10:55 PM
OK, here is how it works: Place anything in the vending machine and the next person will tell you what you got. Its completely random and it's all up to the next person.
example:
person 1.
"*Inserts a coin*"
person 2.
"you get a mousetrap
*inserts 2 AA batteries*"
person 3.
"you get 8 drops of tobasco sauce
*inserts page 93 from the phone book*"
and so on. here is a chance to find out how creative you all can be. i'll get the ball rolling.
*inserts 27 pennies*
Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:01 PM
"receives a gift token for TK Max and light bulb"
*inserts a gear knob*
Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:05 PM
gets a cake of blank cd's
inserts a purple pencil shaving
EmoRebellion
02-14-2007, 11:05 PM
"Spits out the meaning of life then impodes"
*Looks around, then slowly unzips pants and inserts...*
Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:08 PM
gets a blow job from a cantonese slave wearing a rubber duck for a hat
inserts a disgarded fire hydrant
Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:29 PM
gets a haircut
inserts an innocent bystanders ear lobe
4gan2ja0
02-14-2007, 11:37 PM
gets mike tyson
*insert roll of toilet paper--double quilted*
Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:40 PM
you get inspired to write a novel based on the life of ronald mcdonald
inserts a digital watch with a missing strap
Dro_Princess
02-14-2007, 11:59 PM
Gets a venus fly trap
Inserts toe nail clippings
thebeancounter41
02-15-2007, 01:34 AM
Gets a pair of ratty sneakers
Inserts a coupon good for nothing.
invision
02-15-2007, 01:45 AM
gets shit stained underwear
inserts dildo
hello3pat
02-15-2007, 01:49 AM
gets a whino
inserts a road killed posum
Skink
02-15-2007, 01:56 AM
gets the Joly green giant
inserts pinocchio's nose
gets a 13 foot booger...
inserts 100 dollars...
hello3pat
02-15-2007, 02:09 AM
Gets 5 ft bong
insert lion-o
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 02:57 AM
*gets a mug of 100% colombian coffee, handpicked by Juan Valdez
*inserts Sharpie
pm_BigBud
02-15-2007, 03:00 AM
GETS A PORNO WITH HIS NAME ON IT
INSERTS HIS STINKY FOOT
sam44
02-15-2007, 03:04 AM
A small, red bullion cube.
*Inserts Terrance Mckenna*
^^^
Wise, wise man.
smokingskeleton
02-15-2007, 03:05 AM
gets arm ripped off
inserts fresh arm
NextLineIsMine
02-15-2007, 03:11 AM
gets a citation for pimping
inserts a slimy stuffed President Nixon doll
TheGreenFog
02-15-2007, 03:11 AM
*gets a towel*
*inserts straw*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
pm_BigBud
02-15-2007, 03:12 AM
GETS AN OZ
INSERTS A POUND
TheGreenFog
02-15-2007, 03:13 AM
Why the F would you insert a pound if you just got an ounce?! :what:
:D
*gets an empty baggie*
*inserts dolla dolla bill, ya'll*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 03:20 AM
*Gets a Fender Thin
*Inserts tire gauge
russ-bob
02-15-2007, 03:38 AM
gets a pet monkey
*monkey flings poop at machine and hops back in*
RyanTheCaveman
02-15-2007, 03:42 AM
*gets a loobed up finger up the anal hole*
*inserts penis*
invision
02-15-2007, 03:44 AM
gets blue balls
inserts plant
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 03:53 AM
*gets huge electric bill
* inserts Chapstik
xfukinxfedxupx
02-15-2007, 03:55 AM
*get a binbag of weed*
*insert this weeks fat masturbating computer mouse*
EmoRebellion
02-15-2007, 01:38 PM
*gets punched in the face with big red boxing glove*
*inserts flux capacitor*
Skink
02-15-2007, 01:59 PM
*gets punched in the face with big red boxing glove*
*inserts flux capacitor*
gets a Delorean...
inserts pubic hair...
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
02-15-2007, 02:03 PM
pizza (extra hair)
inserts bill gates
Skink
02-15-2007, 02:11 PM
gets a Nerdo candybar...
inserts toe crud...
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 03:04 PM
*gets fungus
*inserts rolaids
EmoRebellion
02-15-2007, 03:49 PM
gets an inside out dead fetus
inserts tongue in cheek...
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 03:58 PM
*gets an orgasm
*inserts snowglobe
Skink
02-15-2007, 04:17 PM
gets frosty the snowman...
inserts a cheese wheel...
geonagual
02-15-2007, 04:20 PM
insert spork
gets spoon and a fork
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 04:26 PM
Out of order.
Inserts 50 cents.
*gets just a l'il bit
*inserts used boogery tissue
thebeancounter41
02-15-2007, 06:54 PM
Hey mrs greenjeans how is Frank's father?You DO know that Mr Greenjeans from the kiddie show Capt. Kangaroo was Frank Zappa's dad?
A useless bit of trivia tucked away in this clutttered space I call my brain.
**gets your boogery tissue
inserts useless bit of trivia**
EmoRebellion
02-15-2007, 08:46 PM
insert spork
gets spoon and a fork
you dont really get the rules of the game, do you? You are supposed to give the person above you something for whatever the inserted, then you insert something else...
russ-bob
02-15-2007, 08:59 PM
inserts mint condition 1954 Bary Bonds basketball card
Gets a rotting cats leg
Dro_Princess
02-15-2007, 09:16 PM
Out of order.
Inserts last dime to name.
Gets a blank check oh but wait its stuck and wont fall.
Inserts some kibble and bits
Podge_Boro
02-15-2007, 09:57 PM
gets a vertically challenged fisherman with a naval piercing
inserts 3 hairs from the local team mascots left nostril
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 10:32 PM
I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_018.html)
*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion
EmoRebellion
02-15-2007, 10:40 PM
*it puts the lotion in the basket*
*inserts will smith*
iStaaHi
02-15-2007, 11:16 PM
* machine starts playing theme song from fresh prince of bel air*
*inserts used condom*
sam44
02-15-2007, 11:17 PM
*it puts the lotion in the basket*
hahaha
BabyFacedAbortion
02-15-2007, 11:22 PM
*gets out a screaming, drooling, baby*
*inserts eye drops*
(Oh what a trade..)
Skink
02-16-2007, 12:37 AM
get's pinkeye...
inserts Dancing Bear...
EmoRebellion
02-16-2007, 12:39 AM
*gets to be anna nicoles babbys daddy*
*inserts Mr. Peanut*
Skink
02-16-2007, 12:40 AM
gets a reese's...
inserts Grandfather Clock...
EmoRebellion
02-16-2007, 12:41 AM
gets an actual grandfather
inserts Rolex
smoke it
02-16-2007, 12:53 AM
gets an apple
inserts a snowball
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-16-2007, 12:56 AM
*gets a funny taste in his mouth
*inserts a cable box
Skink
02-16-2007, 01:06 AM
gets Nickolodean...
Inserts Mr Moose
MastaChronic
02-16-2007, 02:00 AM
*gets anna nicole smiths dead body*
*inserts nutsac*
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-16-2007, 02:08 AM
*gets arrested for necrophilia
*inserts battery charger
hello3pat
02-16-2007, 02:53 AM
gets vibrator
insert blow up doll
russ-bob
02-16-2007, 02:58 AM
*gets Cancer*
*inserts hobo salivia*
hello3pat
02-16-2007, 03:00 AM
Get hooch
insert testicles
Dro_Princess
02-16-2007, 03:39 AM
you get neutered
inserts breast milk
iStaaHi
02-16-2007, 04:12 AM
gets breast cancer
inserts bag of schwagg
Professor Dan K.
02-16-2007, 04:21 AM
get a bag of the finest bud imaginable
inserts a worn pair of moccaisons
gets a crack rock.
inserts a nug of some dank-ass white & red haired (not glass) purplley/orangish dro.
MastaChronic
02-16-2007, 06:07 AM
gets a penis in the ass
inserts shoelace
smokingskeleton
02-16-2007, 12:01 PM
Gets a skate shoe!
Inserts karma sutra
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-16-2007, 03:09 PM
* Gets a slipped disc
*Inserts CAT5-E cable
benagain
02-16-2007, 03:12 PM
Gets a Virus
Inserts a finger..
dark0ne
02-16-2007, 03:29 PM
gets a stinky finger (you seen what went in there why would you stick your finger in there?)
inserts a fake 20$ bill
benagain
02-16-2007, 03:30 PM
Get's one transvestite.
Inserts cooling rods.
hello3pat
02-16-2007, 03:37 PM
get meldown
instert a bottle of Tequila
Podge_Boro
02-16-2007, 03:56 PM
gets a mexican fellow called pedro
inserts pedros mustache
hello3pat
02-16-2007, 04:22 PM
Get's Jesus' beard
insert papers
Dro_Princess
02-16-2007, 05:03 PM
gets man boobs
inserts garlic bread
MastaChronic
02-16-2007, 06:18 PM
gets spaghetti
inserts riddlebox cd
munkjunkie
02-16-2007, 08:03 PM
you get inspired to write a novel based on the life of ronald mcdonald
inserts a digital watch with a missing strap
u mind is like mine ,weird
Dro_Princess
02-16-2007, 08:18 PM
gets spaghetti
inserts riddlebox cd
You get a IT clown doll.
Inserts gum off the bottom of my shoe
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-16-2007, 11:13 PM
*gets bellybutton lint
*inserts buddha statue
hello3pat
02-17-2007, 12:05 AM
Get a sutra
insert a poodle
thebeancounter41
02-17-2007, 02:10 AM
I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_018.html)
*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion
A friend has a set of old capt kangaroo shows on tape.And the damn credits listed green jeans as francis zappa.Or frelord or something that started with an F.And my friend is too dumb to do any magic with photoshop to his tapes so if they are fake, someone ELSE faked them elsewhere.But I have seen with my own eyes the credits of the show showing a zappa as green jeans.I used to watch the show faithfully as a kid.The man sure LOOKED like he was Frank's dad.Same nose, same eyes, same unibrow (just like his son Dweezil's)
**gets poodle poop
inserts a pooper scooper with only 1 claw**
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-17-2007, 03:54 AM
*gets a skidmark*
*inserts mortar and pestle
Skink
02-17-2007, 04:17 AM
Gets a rerun of ther Naked Chef...
inserts Ozzi Osborne...
thebeancounter41
02-17-2007, 05:16 AM
Gets a headless bat...
Inserts a vintage batman lunchbox
kindprincess
02-17-2007, 05:23 AM
gets the bat mobile
inserts nitroglycerin, runs two blocks away, and waits...
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-17-2007, 05:29 AM
*gets charged with domestic terrorism
*inserts lavalamp
kindprincess
02-17-2007, 05:44 AM
machine erupts
inserts a piece of the rubble...
Skink
02-17-2007, 05:52 AM
machine erupts
inserts a piece of the rubble...
Gets Barney
inserts fred...
Podge_Boro
02-17-2007, 12:21 PM
gets an elbow
inserts a left eye from an elvis presley tribute singer
MastaChronic
02-17-2007, 01:42 PM
gets a cream pie
inserts dreadlock
Podge_Boro
02-17-2007, 06:09 PM
gets a frey bentos chicken and mushroom pie
inserts the unwanted pie crusts
Scarlet Sky
02-17-2007, 06:18 PM
gets a frey bentos chicken and mushroom pie
inserts the unwanted pie crusts
gets laughed at
inserts micheal jackson
Podge_Boro
02-17-2007, 06:20 PM
gets laughed at
inserts micheal jackson
gets a used condom and a baby nappie
inserts a used 1st class postal stamp
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 12:25 AM
*gets his welfare check stolen
*inserts male cannabis plant
4gan2ja0
02-18-2007, 12:34 AM
*gets 2-for-1 coupon on all deluxe pizzas*
*inserts piano key*
slipknotpsycho
02-18-2007, 01:15 AM
gets a piano dropped on your head.
inserts a .50 cal machine gun.
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 01:21 AM
*gets promoted to Capo
*inserts red hot chili pepper
thebeancounter41
02-18-2007, 01:42 AM
Gets Fleas.(don't ask how he multiplied cause I don't know)
inserts flea spray and wooden nickel
Skink
02-18-2007, 02:01 AM
Gets Fleas.(don't ask how he multiplied cause I don't know)
inserts flea spray and wooden nickel
Get an all expense p[aid trip to the Bahamas...
Inserts used condum...
slipknotpsycho
02-18-2007, 02:14 AM
gets the used part spit back in your face...
inserts the bs claim of his computer being here yesterday.
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 02:36 AM
*gets a customer service rep in India
*inserts sympathy
delusionsofNORMALity
02-18-2007, 02:41 AM
gets a bag of cheetos
inserts empty cheetos bag
(sorry folks, i'm on a quest)
thebeancounter41
02-18-2007, 02:42 AM
Gets the devil for your sympathy
inserts coupon good for 1 foot in your ass
Scarlet Sky
02-18-2007, 02:47 AM
Gets the devil for your sympathy
inserts coupon good for 1 foot in your ass
gets two feet of foot in the ass
inserts a check for twenty thousand dollars
Skink
02-18-2007, 04:49 AM
Gets rubber ball...
insert chinese proverb...
Dro_Princess
02-18-2007, 06:49 AM
gets the song chopsticks on tape
inserts dust bunny
SkatePopwar
02-18-2007, 06:55 AM
POP!
out comes underground hardcore metal band, "dying fetus"!!!
..*
inserts a witches brew of various yummy herbs
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 07:20 AM
*gets turned into a toad
*inserts snakeskin
Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 10:34 AM
gets a copy of the new york times distributed on february 12th 1973
inserts the completed crossword in hope of winning $10 and a facelift
Nocturnal Stoner
02-18-2007, 01:46 PM
gets aids
inserts tongue
Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 01:54 PM
gets the taste of cock on his mouth
spits in the vending machine
EmoRebellion
02-18-2007, 05:28 PM
Gets stabbed in the balls and a note stapled to your forehead reading "Dont fuck with my vending machine" signed by EmoRebellion.
Inserts stick of doublemint gum.
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 05:42 PM
*gets sexy blonde twins
*inserts bumper sticker
le vallette
02-18-2007, 06:02 PM
* Gets a cannabis.com T shirt.
*Inserts a empty packet of RIZLA.
hello3pat
02-18-2007, 07:07 PM
Gets a broken pipe
insert Jesus
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 07:10 PM
*gets this picture
*inserts reading glasses
Sabron
02-18-2007, 08:02 PM
*Gives you a bloody mass of the Finger stuck in the vending machine*
*Climbs up into the vending machine*
VaporDaddy
02-18-2007, 08:09 PM
*gives you Creme anglaise recipie*
*inserts murder scene evidence*
Skink
02-18-2007, 08:14 PM
gets angela lansbury
inserts my thoughts
Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 08:16 PM
gets a man shouting what the fuck are you on about
inserts a torch
Skink
02-18-2007, 08:30 PM
get empty dream
inserts reeses peanutbutter cup
Professor Dan K.
02-18-2007, 08:30 PM
gets a massive blunt made with every single paper and some nice bud
inserts an empty bottle of axe
Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 08:31 PM
gets a wood saw and some glasses to make a see saw
inserts a human atrium
Skink
02-18-2007, 09:19 PM
Gets gods gift to man...
inserts pocket lint...
slipknotpsycho
02-18-2007, 09:20 PM
gets a hand knitted sweater
sticks in a print out verification that his x1950 has been purchased and is on step 3
Skink
02-18-2007, 09:23 PM
Gets a easter Egg...
inserts cargo train...
thebeancounter41
02-18-2007, 10:09 PM
Gets a horse drawn carriage
inserts naked princess
Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 10:13 PM
gets a breakfast of pancakes, waffles, bacon and melon
inserts the melon seeds and a left over glass of tropicana
4gan2ja0
02-18-2007, 10:19 PM
gets a melon-orange plant
inserts scratched hootie and the blowfish tape
Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 10:23 PM
gets some sticky back plastic and some googley eyes
inserts some pva glue and some glitter
Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 10:29 PM
gets some sticky back plastic and some googley eyes
inserts some pva glue and some silver glitter
Dro_Princess
02-19-2007, 05:05 PM
Gets turned into a drag queen
Inserts broken pieces of deodorant
Podge_Boro
02-19-2007, 05:09 PM
gets a peanut butter jelly sandwich
inserts a cake of cd's
Podge_Boro
02-19-2007, 05:39 PM
inserts a ten watt bulb and a jug of toenail clippings
you didnt say what you get
anyway...
gets albert einstein
inserts a multiple equation to work out pie x googleplex
TheGreenFog
02-19-2007, 06:56 PM
you didnt say what you get
anyway...
gets albert einstein
inserts a multiple equation to work out pie x googleplex
I dunno if hobbitsmoke knows how to play these games. This is what he put as a rating for someone's avatar:
Originally posted by hobbitsmoke:
hahahahahahah
LOL, I'm sure he'll work on it. :D
*Gets a bottled water*
*Inserts a salt shaker...with no salt in it*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-19-2007, 07:01 PM
*gets a snail (thanks samwhore)
*inserts Stanley tapemeasure
TheGreenFog
02-19-2007, 07:04 PM
*gets an 8" clone*
*inserts a blank piece of paper*
Hey, Mrs. Greenjeans! Becoming Mrs. Popular, are we? :) Nice jalepeNo. ;)
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-19-2007, 07:12 PM
That's what I get for posting high. When I first started posting here, I barely smoked. My how things change.
People with "Green" in their name are likeable;)
*Gets a grocery list...in Tagalog
*Inserts peeled ginger root
TheGreenFog
02-19-2007, 07:17 PM
How the F am I supposed to read Tagalog? :what: :D
*gets leather cellphone case*
*inserts dripperhead*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
russ-bob
02-19-2007, 07:45 PM
gets poopy mess
inserts large steak knife
Dro_Princess
02-20-2007, 01:42 AM
gets the taco bell dog
inserts lint from my belly button
higher4hockey
02-20-2007, 01:45 AM
a sweater
inserts two turntables and a microphone.
Pipe Dreams
02-20-2007, 02:15 AM
a sweater
inserts two turntables and a microphone.
you get a midget
*inserts a turkey*
hello3pat
02-20-2007, 02:49 AM
Gets a taco
insert a cell phone
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-20-2007, 03:32 AM
Gets a bill for 1-900-HOT-SEXX
Inserts a wireless xbox 360 controller
TheGreenFog
02-20-2007, 04:00 AM
*gets carpal tunnel*
*inserts watch pin*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
kindprincess
02-20-2007, 04:08 AM
*gets carpal tunnel*
*inserts watch pin*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
get's the time of your life
inserts big dog
Skink
02-20-2007, 04:22 AM
get's the time of your life
inserts big dog
Get's 5 tacos for the price of one...
Inserts Penis implant with new pump...
Chazz Herer
02-20-2007, 04:27 AM
Get's a Capri Sun
Insert baby
Dro_Princess
02-20-2007, 04:40 AM
Gets a dirty diaper and teething ring
Inserts delete key from keyboard
TheGreenFog
02-20-2007, 05:01 AM
*gets "end of the world" button*
*inserts empty pipe*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Skink
02-20-2007, 07:39 AM
*gets "end of the world" button*
*inserts empty pipe*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Get's a rezin high
Inserts tap shoes worn by Sammy Davis Jr...
Mean Green Charlene
02-20-2007, 09:54 AM
gets 1 penny.
inserts some pringles
masterjointsmith
02-20-2007, 11:23 AM
gets yellow wire nuts
inserts flattened coke can
VaporDaddy
02-20-2007, 11:28 AM
*gets lost episode of M*A*S*H *
*inserts my keys*
OH SHIT! I need those.
EmoRebellion
02-20-2007, 01:32 PM
*gets someone elses keys*
*inserts bubba kush*
TheGreenFog
02-20-2007, 02:21 PM
*gets a pack of Aleda clear papers*
*inserts a cup of coffee*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-20-2007, 03:55 PM
*Gets a crossword puzzle and 20 minutes on the potty
*Inserts a mandolin
TheGreenFog
02-20-2007, 04:02 PM
*Gets a copy of Deliverance*
*Inserts a Bobblehead doll of Bob Marley*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-20-2007, 04:05 PM
*gets a shotgun blown from the change return
*inserts post-it note
hello3pat
02-20-2007, 04:09 PM
get a spoiled buritto
insert a severed left foot
EmoRebellion
02-20-2007, 04:29 PM
*gets left foot cut off*
inserts a business card shaped like a burrito with the name sergent peppers lonley hearts club band on it.
Podge_Boro
02-20-2007, 05:08 PM
gets ringo star's mustache
inserts the dead crabs from his mustache
russ-bob
02-20-2007, 05:48 PM
gets willys crab shack
inserts a large floppy donky ear
Podge_Boro
02-20-2007, 05:50 PM
gets a large floppy donkey penis
inserts a butter knife just used for toast
russ-bob
02-20-2007, 06:56 PM
gets a piece of half eaten toast
inserts one fluid ounce of capsasin tincture
Skink
02-20-2007, 07:10 PM
Gets a case of the burning fartz...
Inserts Jolly Rancher Watermellon candy sucker...
Dro_Princess
02-20-2007, 08:10 PM
(OMG i love those jolly rancher suckers, especially the cherry ones)
gets the jolly green giant in his living room
inserts tire pressure thingy
Podge_Boro
02-20-2007, 11:02 PM
gets a penis pump
inserts a need for speed stage 3 extreme package ECU system
thebeancounter41
02-20-2007, 11:14 PM
Gets arrested for speeding in a stolen car.
inserts a get out of jail free card from monopoly set
Skink
02-20-2007, 11:19 PM
Gets the little doggie...
Inserts the hat...
Podge_Boro
02-20-2007, 11:20 PM
gets £200 as he passes go
inserts the monopoly mans walking stick
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-20-2007, 11:52 PM
*gets a can of Planter's Peanuts
*inserts 3rd grade math book
Skink
02-21-2007, 12:01 AM
Gets confused...
Inserts Abacus...
Scarlet Sky
02-21-2007, 12:05 AM
gets a pediatrician's office
inserts a nail
Skink
02-21-2007, 12:08 AM
Gets a pedicure...
inserts toe cheese...
russ-bob
02-21-2007, 12:11 AM
gets stinky lasagna(sp?)
inserts worm from the tequila
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-21-2007, 12:12 AM
*gets laid
*inserts conch shell
TheGreenFog
02-21-2007, 01:15 AM
*gets splashed with 100 gallons of salt water*
*Inserts pencil holder*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
SKINK, that avatar is MY Favorite one to date. You rock at that sh*t, man. I'm going to have to get you to school me a bit.
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-21-2007, 01:30 AM
*gets inspirational workplace poster reading "COOPERATION"
*inserts shrinky dinks
Skink
02-21-2007, 01:31 AM
*gets splashed with 100 gallons of salt water*
*Inserts pencil holder*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
SKINK, that avatar is MY Favorite one to date. You rock at that sh*t, man. I'm going to have to get you to school me a bit.
Gets nerd from ferris bueller's day off...
Inserts EtchaScetch...
I think that's hoe U spell it???
Thanks Fog
Skink
02-21-2007, 01:33 AM
*gets inspirational workplace poster reading "COOPERATION"
*inserts shrinky dinks
Gets a easybake oven...
Inserts Barbie...
MastaChronic
02-21-2007, 01:36 AM
gets burnt, emaciated flaming barbie corpse
inserts stephen king
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-21-2007, 01:43 AM
*gets Dean Koontz
*inserts Barcalounger
TheGreenFog
02-21-2007, 02:12 AM
*gets appointment with Chiropractor*
*Inserts chicken noodle soup (w/ a soda on the side)*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
Scarlet Sky
02-21-2007, 02:24 AM
gets a cold
inserts theraflu...
dopefiend
02-21-2007, 03:06 AM
gets a nasty taste in your mouth
inserts a kitten
MastaChronic
02-21-2007, 03:11 AM
gets a carrot in the ass
inserts bullet
TheGreenFog
02-21-2007, 03:13 AM
*gets a bullet in the ass*
*inserts carrot*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
russ-bob
02-21-2007, 04:07 AM
gets my carrot juiced
inserts a garden gnome
Skink
02-21-2007, 04:45 AM
gets my carrot juiced
inserts a garden gnome
Gets a big blue shiney ball...
Inserts Holly 4 barrel carb...
Dro_Princess
02-21-2007, 04:55 AM
boomerang comes back and hits you in the face
inserts half drank coke and a battery
Skink
02-21-2007, 04:59 AM
Gets paint remover...
Inserts Keith Partrige...
geonagual
02-21-2007, 05:03 AM
Gets clamidia
Inserts 1 ounce of swag
russ-bob
02-21-2007, 05:16 AM
gets half a bomerang ejected at high velocity from the dollar slot
inserts 2 jugeling(sp?) balls
memoryburner
02-21-2007, 05:26 AM
*Inserts a ouija board*
*gets a pair of adios*
Dro_Princess
02-21-2007, 06:08 AM
gets half a bomerang ejected at high velocity from the dollar slot
inserts 2 jugeling(sp?) balls
gets a clay model of a elephant penis
inserts dried cow pattie
(i dont think memoryburner gets the game)
Skink
02-21-2007, 10:43 AM
Gets Red Ripe Tomatoes...
Inserts Rikki Lake...
MastaChronic
02-21-2007, 12:51 PM
gets a dildo
inserts $4.20
russ-bob
02-21-2007, 01:26 PM
gets a soda and a pack of gum
inserts used printer ink cartrige
(post 100 ftw)
Skink
02-21-2007, 01:37 PM
Gets a spammer selling refills...
Inserts 2 oz Britney poontang...
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-21-2007, 02:38 PM
*gets what everybody else has already had
*inserts Febreeze
Skink
02-21-2007, 03:36 PM
Getz hacking cough...
Inserts Dolly Parton...
dopefiend
02-21-2007, 03:49 PM
gets hit in the face with tits
inserts a monkey
Skink
02-21-2007, 03:55 PM
Gets a fre BJ...
Inserts 3 curly hairs and a wet paper towel...
dopefiend
02-21-2007, 04:09 PM
recieves The Red Pill
inserts corn chips
Dro_Princess
02-21-2007, 04:59 PM
gets a chili dog
inserts a cup of dirty dish water.
Skink
02-21-2007, 06:23 PM
gets a chili dog
inserts a cup of dirty dish water.
Gets Martha stewart...
Inserts Blow Dryer and a bathtub full of water...
Dro_Princess
02-21-2007, 07:36 PM
get crossed over to the other side
inserts computer mouse and some cheese
Skink
02-21-2007, 09:07 PM
Gets Pepi Lepew...
Inserts 1 habinero chili...
Podge_Boro
02-21-2007, 11:06 PM
gets a signed copy of norega new album
inserts CD
russ-bob
02-21-2007, 11:12 PM
gets a Crazy Drunk
inserts a microsoft startup disk
Podge_Boro
02-21-2007, 11:19 PM
haha clever
gets a microsoft branded window
inserts lemon peel
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 01:35 AM
*gets a martini, very dry
*inserts vinyl 33 1/3 LP
Scarlet Sky
02-22-2007, 01:37 AM
gets a pirated cd version.
inserts male afghan.
TheGreenFog
02-22-2007, 01:41 AM
*gets KICKASS genetics...*
*inserts a wireless mouse*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
russ-bob
02-22-2007, 03:33 AM
gets an electrocuted cat
inserts a handful of candy hearts
memoryburner
02-22-2007, 03:37 AM
Gets an empty pill bottle
inserts a counterfeit hundred
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 04:29 AM
Gets 3 cans of legal bud.
Inserts feather duster.
russ-bob
02-22-2007, 04:51 AM
gets a french maid
inserts her clothing
Oneironaut
02-22-2007, 05:00 AM
Gets a smack in the face by an angry naked French maid who wants her clothes back.
Inserts the entire universe except for the vending machine itself.
Scarlet Sky
02-22-2007, 05:05 AM
comes up with the big bang theory
inserts a bible
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 05:12 AM
*gets a really good story with lots of sex and violence*
*inserts light timer*
Scarlet Sky
02-22-2007, 05:23 AM
get's nothing for 12 hours
inserts a 400w hps bulb
Dro_Princess
02-22-2007, 07:18 AM
Gets some CFL's
Inserts dead flowers from valentines day
russ-bob
02-22-2007, 04:51 PM
gets fresh floweres and laid
inserts a hot glue stick
Podge_Boro
02-22-2007, 05:21 PM
gets burnt
inserts popped blister
Skink
02-22-2007, 05:23 PM
gets burnt
inserts popped blister
Gets 16 tons
Inserts ecoli
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 05:56 PM
*gets settlement check from Jack In The Box
*inserts harem pants
Skink
02-22-2007, 07:15 PM
*gets settlement check from Jack In The Box
*inserts harem pants
Gets Barbara Eden...
Inserts Craig from Craigslist...
russ-bob
02-22-2007, 08:49 PM
gets a hert attack
inserts a virgin
Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 09:31 PM
*gets a letter from the San Diego Zoo thanking you for lending them an endangered species
*inserts Hustler Sex Lube, made with hempseed oil
Oneironaut
02-22-2007, 10:06 PM
Gets the virgin back, devirginized.
Inserts Dick Cheney.
Skink
02-22-2007, 10:49 PM
Gets the virgin back, devirginized.
Inserts Dick Cheney.
Gets shot in the back...
Inserts 69 Camaro...
Sabron
02-23-2007, 01:05 AM
Gets hit by a truck
Inserts a big bag o weed
Dro_Princess
02-23-2007, 02:01 AM
gets some legal bud
inserts melted ice cream and a cherry stem
russ-bob
02-23-2007, 02:35 AM
gets a cherry stem with a knot in it
inserts a cactus
masterjointsmith
02-23-2007, 02:45 AM
gets 3part nutes
inserts slugs (fake change)
thebeancounter41
02-23-2007, 04:23 AM
gets 3part nutes
inserts slugs (fake change)
Get's fake coke,which makes me sick
inserts bucket of warm puke
Skink
02-23-2007, 01:49 PM
Gets a lapping dog...
Inserts a Heineken...
kindprincess
02-23-2007, 01:59 PM
machine shudders, kicks out a labatt's
inserts a fifth of southern comfort...
EmoRebellion
02-23-2007, 02:30 PM
gets an empty fifth of soco
you get a drunken message from a vending machine. I LOVE YOU BROOOOOO!!!!
Skink
02-23-2007, 03:01 PM
Gets a gay philosopher...
Inserts Bobby Flay...
EmoRebellion
02-26-2007, 09:53 PM
wow.. What the fuck was I thinking with my last post? I was really baked. I didnt even follow my own game rules.
*gets a telephone*
*inserts a beaten up fedex box full of car parts*
russ-bob
02-26-2007, 09:56 PM
gets pissed fed ex dude that beet up the box
inserts angry clingy neighbor girl(i dont want her ne more...)
Reefer Rogue
02-26-2007, 11:21 PM
Gets laid
Inserts love
Skink
02-26-2007, 11:35 PM
Ahh My fav game is back :hippy: :hippy: :hippy:
Gets Cannabis.com...
inserts Lip...
Dro_Princess
02-27-2007, 07:52 PM
gets a busted lip
inserts ice pack
Podge_Boro
02-27-2007, 08:57 PM
gets a photo of my grandmother signed by the queen
inserts the hat from a magic pixie found under the rainbow
dopefiend
02-27-2007, 09:17 PM
gets Lucky Charms
inserts magic mushrooms
Podge_Boro
02-27-2007, 09:19 PM
gets a dopefiend
puts him back cos nobody likes him
only jokin mate ;)
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