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EmoRebellion
02-14-2007, 10:55 PM
OK, here is how it works: Place anything in the vending machine and the next person will tell you what you got. Its completely random and it's all up to the next person.

example:

person 1.
"*Inserts a coin*"

person 2.
"you get a mousetrap
*inserts 2 AA batteries*"

person 3.
"you get 8 drops of tobasco sauce
*inserts page 93 from the phone book*"

and so on. here is a chance to find out how creative you all can be. i'll get the ball rolling.

*inserts 27 pennies*

Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:01 PM
"receives a gift token for TK Max and light bulb"
*inserts a gear knob*

Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:05 PM
gets a cake of blank cd's

inserts a purple pencil shaving

EmoRebellion
02-14-2007, 11:05 PM
"Spits out the meaning of life then impodes"

*Looks around, then slowly unzips pants and inserts...*

Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:08 PM
gets a blow job from a cantonese slave wearing a rubber duck for a hat

inserts a disgarded fire hydrant

Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:29 PM
gets a haircut
inserts an innocent bystanders ear lobe

4gan2ja0
02-14-2007, 11:37 PM
gets mike tyson

*insert roll of toilet paper--double quilted*

Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 11:40 PM
you get inspired to write a novel based on the life of ronald mcdonald

inserts a digital watch with a missing strap

Dro_Princess
02-14-2007, 11:59 PM
Gets a venus fly trap

Inserts toe nail clippings

thebeancounter41
02-15-2007, 01:34 AM
Gets a pair of ratty sneakers

Inserts a coupon good for nothing.

invision
02-15-2007, 01:45 AM
gets shit stained underwear

inserts dildo

hello3pat
02-15-2007, 01:49 AM
gets a whino

inserts a road killed posum

Skink
02-15-2007, 01:56 AM
gets the Joly green giant

inserts pinocchio's nose

gets a 13 foot booger...

inserts 100 dollars...

hello3pat
02-15-2007, 02:09 AM
Gets 5 ft bong

insert lion-o

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 02:57 AM
*gets a mug of 100% colombian coffee, handpicked by Juan Valdez


*inserts Sharpie

pm_BigBud
02-15-2007, 03:00 AM
GETS A PORNO WITH HIS NAME ON IT
INSERTS HIS STINKY FOOT

sam44
02-15-2007, 03:04 AM
A small, red bullion cube.

*Inserts Terrance Mckenna*

^^^
Wise, wise man.

smokingskeleton
02-15-2007, 03:05 AM
gets arm ripped off

inserts fresh arm

NextLineIsMine
02-15-2007, 03:11 AM
gets a citation for pimping

inserts a slimy stuffed President Nixon doll

TheGreenFog
02-15-2007, 03:11 AM
*gets a towel*
*inserts straw*



The Fog :rastasmoke:

pm_BigBud
02-15-2007, 03:12 AM
GETS AN OZ
INSERTS A POUND

TheGreenFog
02-15-2007, 03:13 AM
Why the F would you insert a pound if you just got an ounce?! :what:

:D

*gets an empty baggie*

*inserts dolla dolla bill, ya'll*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 03:20 AM
*Gets a Fender Thin
*Inserts tire gauge

russ-bob
02-15-2007, 03:38 AM
gets a pet monkey
*monkey flings poop at machine and hops back in*

RyanTheCaveman
02-15-2007, 03:42 AM
*gets a loobed up finger up the anal hole*

*inserts penis*

invision
02-15-2007, 03:44 AM
gets blue balls

inserts plant

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 03:53 AM
*gets huge electric bill
* inserts Chapstik

xfukinxfedxupx
02-15-2007, 03:55 AM
*get a binbag of weed*
*insert this weeks fat masturbating computer mouse*

EmoRebellion
02-15-2007, 01:38 PM
*gets punched in the face with big red boxing glove*

*inserts flux capacitor*

Skink
02-15-2007, 01:59 PM
*gets punched in the face with big red boxing glove*

*inserts flux capacitor*

gets a Delorean...

inserts pubic hair...

b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
02-15-2007, 02:03 PM
pizza (extra hair)

inserts bill gates

Skink
02-15-2007, 02:11 PM
gets a Nerdo candybar...

inserts toe crud...

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 03:04 PM
*gets fungus
*inserts rolaids

EmoRebellion
02-15-2007, 03:49 PM
gets an inside out dead fetus

inserts tongue in cheek...

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 03:58 PM
*gets an orgasm
*inserts snowglobe

Skink
02-15-2007, 04:17 PM
gets frosty the snowman...

inserts a cheese wheel...

geonagual
02-15-2007, 04:20 PM
insert spork
gets spoon and a fork

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 04:26 PM
Out of order.

Inserts 50 cents.

*gets just a l'il bit
*inserts used boogery tissue

thebeancounter41
02-15-2007, 06:54 PM
Hey mrs greenjeans how is Frank's father?You DO know that Mr Greenjeans from the kiddie show Capt. Kangaroo was Frank Zappa's dad?
A useless bit of trivia tucked away in this clutttered space I call my brain.
**gets your boogery tissue

inserts useless bit of trivia**

EmoRebellion
02-15-2007, 08:46 PM
insert spork
gets spoon and a fork

you dont really get the rules of the game, do you? You are supposed to give the person above you something for whatever the inserted, then you insert something else...

russ-bob
02-15-2007, 08:59 PM
inserts mint condition 1954 Bary Bonds basketball card

Gets a rotting cats leg

Dro_Princess
02-15-2007, 09:16 PM
Out of order.

Inserts last dime to name.

Gets a blank check oh but wait its stuck and wont fall.

Inserts some kibble and bits

Podge_Boro
02-15-2007, 09:57 PM
gets a vertically challenged fisherman with a naval piercing

inserts 3 hairs from the local team mascots left nostril

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 10:32 PM
I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_018.html)

*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion

EmoRebellion
02-15-2007, 10:40 PM
*it puts the lotion in the basket*

*inserts will smith*

iStaaHi
02-15-2007, 11:16 PM
* machine starts playing theme song from fresh prince of bel air*

*inserts used condom*

sam44
02-15-2007, 11:17 PM
*it puts the lotion in the basket*

hahaha

BabyFacedAbortion
02-15-2007, 11:22 PM
*gets out a screaming, drooling, baby*
*inserts eye drops*


(Oh what a trade..)

Skink
02-16-2007, 12:37 AM
get's pinkeye...

inserts Dancing Bear...

EmoRebellion
02-16-2007, 12:39 AM
*gets to be anna nicoles babbys daddy*

*inserts Mr. Peanut*

Skink
02-16-2007, 12:40 AM
gets a reese's...

inserts Grandfather Clock...

EmoRebellion
02-16-2007, 12:41 AM
gets an actual grandfather

inserts Rolex

smoke it
02-16-2007, 12:53 AM
gets an apple

inserts a snowball

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-16-2007, 12:56 AM
*gets a funny taste in his mouth
*inserts a cable box

Skink
02-16-2007, 01:06 AM
gets Nickolodean...

Inserts Mr Moose

MastaChronic
02-16-2007, 02:00 AM
*gets anna nicole smiths dead body*

*inserts nutsac*

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-16-2007, 02:08 AM
*gets arrested for necrophilia
*inserts battery charger

hello3pat
02-16-2007, 02:53 AM
gets vibrator

insert blow up doll

russ-bob
02-16-2007, 02:58 AM
*gets Cancer*
*inserts hobo salivia*

hello3pat
02-16-2007, 03:00 AM
Get hooch

insert testicles

Dro_Princess
02-16-2007, 03:39 AM
you get neutered

inserts breast milk

iStaaHi
02-16-2007, 04:12 AM
gets breast cancer

inserts bag of schwagg

Professor Dan K.
02-16-2007, 04:21 AM
get a bag of the finest bud imaginable

inserts a worn pair of moccaisons

Amun
02-16-2007, 06:05 AM
gets a crack rock.





inserts a nug of some dank-ass white & red haired (not glass) purplley/orangish dro.

MastaChronic
02-16-2007, 06:07 AM
gets a penis in the ass



inserts shoelace

smokingskeleton
02-16-2007, 12:01 PM
Gets a skate shoe!

Inserts karma sutra

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-16-2007, 03:09 PM
* Gets a slipped disc
*Inserts CAT5-E cable

benagain
02-16-2007, 03:12 PM
Gets a Virus


Inserts a finger..

dark0ne
02-16-2007, 03:29 PM
gets a stinky finger (you seen what went in there why would you stick your finger in there?)

inserts a fake 20$ bill

benagain
02-16-2007, 03:30 PM
Get's one transvestite.


Inserts cooling rods.

hello3pat
02-16-2007, 03:37 PM
get meldown

instert a bottle of Tequila

Podge_Boro
02-16-2007, 03:56 PM
gets a mexican fellow called pedro

inserts pedros mustache

hello3pat
02-16-2007, 04:22 PM
Get's Jesus' beard

insert papers

Dro_Princess
02-16-2007, 05:03 PM
gets man boobs

inserts garlic bread

MastaChronic
02-16-2007, 06:18 PM
gets spaghetti

inserts riddlebox cd

munkjunkie
02-16-2007, 08:03 PM
you get inspired to write a novel based on the life of ronald mcdonald

inserts a digital watch with a missing strap

u mind is like mine ,weird

Dro_Princess
02-16-2007, 08:18 PM
gets spaghetti

inserts riddlebox cd

You get a IT clown doll.

Inserts gum off the bottom of my shoe

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-16-2007, 11:13 PM
*gets bellybutton lint
*inserts buddha statue

hello3pat
02-17-2007, 12:05 AM
Get a sutra

insert a poodle

thebeancounter41
02-17-2007, 02:10 AM
I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_018.html)

*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion

A friend has a set of old capt kangaroo shows on tape.And the damn credits listed green jeans as francis zappa.Or frelord or something that started with an F.And my friend is too dumb to do any magic with photoshop to his tapes so if they are fake, someone ELSE faked them elsewhere.But I have seen with my own eyes the credits of the show showing a zappa as green jeans.I used to watch the show faithfully as a kid.The man sure LOOKED like he was Frank's dad.Same nose, same eyes, same unibrow (just like his son Dweezil's)

**gets poodle poop

inserts a pooper scooper with only 1 claw**

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-17-2007, 03:54 AM
*gets a skidmark*
*inserts mortar and pestle

Skink
02-17-2007, 04:17 AM
Gets a rerun of ther Naked Chef...

inserts Ozzi Osborne...

thebeancounter41
02-17-2007, 05:16 AM
Gets a headless bat...

Inserts a vintage batman lunchbox

kindprincess
02-17-2007, 05:23 AM
gets the bat mobile

inserts nitroglycerin, runs two blocks away, and waits...

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-17-2007, 05:29 AM
*gets charged with domestic terrorism
*inserts lavalamp

kindprincess
02-17-2007, 05:44 AM
machine erupts

inserts a piece of the rubble...

Skink
02-17-2007, 05:52 AM
machine erupts

inserts a piece of the rubble...

Gets Barney

inserts fred...

Podge_Boro
02-17-2007, 12:21 PM
gets an elbow

inserts a left eye from an elvis presley tribute singer

MastaChronic
02-17-2007, 01:42 PM
gets a cream pie

inserts dreadlock

Podge_Boro
02-17-2007, 06:09 PM
gets a frey bentos chicken and mushroom pie

inserts the unwanted pie crusts

Scarlet Sky
02-17-2007, 06:18 PM
gets a frey bentos chicken and mushroom pie

inserts the unwanted pie crusts

gets laughed at

inserts micheal jackson

Podge_Boro
02-17-2007, 06:20 PM
gets laughed at

inserts micheal jackson

gets a used condom and a baby nappie

inserts a used 1st class postal stamp

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 12:25 AM
*gets his welfare check stolen
*inserts male cannabis plant

4gan2ja0
02-18-2007, 12:34 AM
*gets 2-for-1 coupon on all deluxe pizzas*

*inserts piano key*

slipknotpsycho
02-18-2007, 01:15 AM
gets a piano dropped on your head.

inserts a .50 cal machine gun.

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 01:21 AM
*gets promoted to Capo
*inserts red hot chili pepper

thebeancounter41
02-18-2007, 01:42 AM
Gets Fleas.(don't ask how he multiplied cause I don't know)

inserts flea spray and wooden nickel

Skink
02-18-2007, 02:01 AM
Gets Fleas.(don't ask how he multiplied cause I don't know)

inserts flea spray and wooden nickel

Get an all expense p[aid trip to the Bahamas...

Inserts used condum...

slipknotpsycho
02-18-2007, 02:14 AM
gets the used part spit back in your face...

inserts the bs claim of his computer being here yesterday.

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 02:36 AM
*gets a customer service rep in India
*inserts sympathy

delusionsofNORMALity
02-18-2007, 02:41 AM
gets a bag of cheetos

inserts empty cheetos bag


(sorry folks, i'm on a quest)

thebeancounter41
02-18-2007, 02:42 AM
Gets the devil for your sympathy

inserts coupon good for 1 foot in your ass

Scarlet Sky
02-18-2007, 02:47 AM
Gets the devil for your sympathy

inserts coupon good for 1 foot in your ass

gets two feet of foot in the ass

inserts a check for twenty thousand dollars

Skink
02-18-2007, 04:49 AM
Gets rubber ball...

insert chinese proverb...

Dro_Princess
02-18-2007, 06:49 AM
gets the song chopsticks on tape

inserts dust bunny

SkatePopwar
02-18-2007, 06:55 AM
POP!
out comes underground hardcore metal band, "dying fetus"!!!

..*
inserts a witches brew of various yummy herbs

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 07:20 AM
*gets turned into a toad
*inserts snakeskin

Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 10:34 AM
gets a copy of the new york times distributed on february 12th 1973

inserts the completed crossword in hope of winning $10 and a facelift

Nocturnal Stoner
02-18-2007, 01:46 PM
gets aids

inserts tongue

Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 01:54 PM
gets the taste of cock on his mouth

spits in the vending machine

EmoRebellion
02-18-2007, 05:28 PM
Gets stabbed in the balls and a note stapled to your forehead reading "Dont fuck with my vending machine" signed by EmoRebellion.

Inserts stick of doublemint gum.

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 05:42 PM
*gets sexy blonde twins
*inserts bumper sticker

le vallette
02-18-2007, 06:02 PM
* Gets a cannabis.com T shirt.
*Inserts a empty packet of RIZLA.

hello3pat
02-18-2007, 07:07 PM
Gets a broken pipe

insert Jesus

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-18-2007, 07:10 PM
*gets this picture











*inserts reading glasses

Sabron
02-18-2007, 08:02 PM
*Gives you a bloody mass of the Finger stuck in the vending machine*

*Climbs up into the vending machine*

VaporDaddy
02-18-2007, 08:09 PM
*gives you Creme anglaise recipie*


*inserts murder scene evidence*

Skink
02-18-2007, 08:14 PM
gets angela lansbury

inserts my thoughts

Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 08:16 PM
gets a man shouting what the fuck are you on about

inserts a torch

Skink
02-18-2007, 08:30 PM
get empty dream
inserts reeses peanutbutter cup

Professor Dan K.
02-18-2007, 08:30 PM
gets a massive blunt made with every single paper and some nice bud

inserts an empty bottle of axe

Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 08:31 PM
gets a wood saw and some glasses to make a see saw
inserts a human atrium

Skink
02-18-2007, 09:19 PM
Gets gods gift to man...

inserts pocket lint...

slipknotpsycho
02-18-2007, 09:20 PM
gets a hand knitted sweater

sticks in a print out verification that his x1950 has been purchased and is on step 3

Skink
02-18-2007, 09:23 PM
Gets a easter Egg...

inserts cargo train...

thebeancounter41
02-18-2007, 10:09 PM
Gets a horse drawn carriage

inserts naked princess

Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 10:13 PM
gets a breakfast of pancakes, waffles, bacon and melon
inserts the melon seeds and a left over glass of tropicana

4gan2ja0
02-18-2007, 10:19 PM
gets a melon-orange plant
inserts scratched hootie and the blowfish tape

Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 10:23 PM
gets some sticky back plastic and some googley eyes
inserts some pva glue and some glitter

Podge_Boro
02-18-2007, 10:29 PM
gets some sticky back plastic and some googley eyes
inserts some pva glue and some silver glitter

Dro_Princess
02-19-2007, 05:05 PM
Gets turned into a drag queen

Inserts broken pieces of deodorant

Podge_Boro
02-19-2007, 05:09 PM
gets a peanut butter jelly sandwich
inserts a cake of cd's

Podge_Boro
02-19-2007, 05:39 PM
inserts a ten watt bulb and a jug of toenail clippings

you didnt say what you get
anyway...

gets albert einstein
inserts a multiple equation to work out pie x googleplex

TheGreenFog
02-19-2007, 06:56 PM
you didnt say what you get
anyway...

gets albert einstein
inserts a multiple equation to work out pie x googleplex

I dunno if hobbitsmoke knows how to play these games. This is what he put as a rating for someone's avatar:


Originally posted by hobbitsmoke:

hahahahahahah

LOL, I'm sure he'll work on it. :D


*Gets a bottled water*
*Inserts a salt shaker...with no salt in it*



The Fog :rastasmoke:

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-19-2007, 07:01 PM
*gets a snail (thanks samwhore)
*inserts Stanley tapemeasure

TheGreenFog
02-19-2007, 07:04 PM
*gets an 8" clone*
*inserts a blank piece of paper*



Hey, Mrs. Greenjeans! Becoming Mrs. Popular, are we? :) Nice jalepeNo. ;)


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-19-2007, 07:12 PM
That's what I get for posting high. When I first started posting here, I barely smoked. My how things change.
People with "Green" in their name are likeable;)
*Gets a grocery list...in Tagalog
*Inserts peeled ginger root

TheGreenFog
02-19-2007, 07:17 PM
How the F am I supposed to read Tagalog? :what: :D

*gets leather cellphone case*

*inserts dripperhead*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

russ-bob
02-19-2007, 07:45 PM
gets poopy mess

inserts large steak knife

Dro_Princess
02-20-2007, 01:42 AM
gets the taco bell dog

inserts lint from my belly button

higher4hockey
02-20-2007, 01:45 AM
a sweater

inserts two turntables and a microphone.

Pipe Dreams
02-20-2007, 02:15 AM
a sweater

inserts two turntables and a microphone.

you get a midget

*inserts a turkey*

hello3pat
02-20-2007, 02:49 AM
Gets a taco

insert a cell phone

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-20-2007, 03:32 AM
Gets a bill for 1-900-HOT-SEXX
Inserts a wireless xbox 360 controller

TheGreenFog
02-20-2007, 04:00 AM
*gets carpal tunnel*

*inserts watch pin*




The Fog :rastasmoke:

kindprincess
02-20-2007, 04:08 AM
*gets carpal tunnel*

*inserts watch pin*




The Fog :rastasmoke:

get's the time of your life

inserts big dog

Skink
02-20-2007, 04:22 AM
get's the time of your life

inserts big dog

Get's 5 tacos for the price of one...

Inserts Penis implant with new pump...

Chazz Herer
02-20-2007, 04:27 AM
Get's a Capri Sun

Insert baby

Dro_Princess
02-20-2007, 04:40 AM
Gets a dirty diaper and teething ring

Inserts delete key from keyboard

TheGreenFog
02-20-2007, 05:01 AM
*gets "end of the world" button*

*inserts empty pipe*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Skink
02-20-2007, 07:39 AM
*gets "end of the world" button*

*inserts empty pipe*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Get's a rezin high

Inserts tap shoes worn by Sammy Davis Jr...

Mean Green Charlene
02-20-2007, 09:54 AM
gets 1 penny.


inserts some pringles

masterjointsmith
02-20-2007, 11:23 AM
gets yellow wire nuts

inserts flattened coke can

VaporDaddy
02-20-2007, 11:28 AM
*gets lost episode of M*A*S*H *

*inserts my keys*



OH SHIT! I need those.

EmoRebellion
02-20-2007, 01:32 PM
*gets someone elses keys*

*inserts bubba kush*

TheGreenFog
02-20-2007, 02:21 PM
*gets a pack of Aleda clear papers*

*inserts a cup of coffee*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-20-2007, 03:55 PM
*Gets a crossword puzzle and 20 minutes on the potty
*Inserts a mandolin

TheGreenFog
02-20-2007, 04:02 PM
*Gets a copy of Deliverance*

*Inserts a Bobblehead doll of Bob Marley*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-20-2007, 04:05 PM
*gets a shotgun blown from the change return
*inserts post-it note

hello3pat
02-20-2007, 04:09 PM
get a spoiled buritto

insert a severed left foot

EmoRebellion
02-20-2007, 04:29 PM
*gets left foot cut off*

inserts a business card shaped like a burrito with the name sergent peppers lonley hearts club band on it.

Podge_Boro
02-20-2007, 05:08 PM
gets ringo star's mustache
inserts the dead crabs from his mustache

russ-bob
02-20-2007, 05:48 PM
gets willys crab shack

inserts a large floppy donky ear

Podge_Boro
02-20-2007, 05:50 PM
gets a large floppy donkey penis
inserts a butter knife just used for toast

russ-bob
02-20-2007, 06:56 PM
gets a piece of half eaten toast

inserts one fluid ounce of capsasin tincture

Skink
02-20-2007, 07:10 PM
Gets a case of the burning fartz...

Inserts Jolly Rancher Watermellon candy sucker...

Dro_Princess
02-20-2007, 08:10 PM
(OMG i love those jolly rancher suckers, especially the cherry ones)

gets the jolly green giant in his living room

inserts tire pressure thingy

Podge_Boro
02-20-2007, 11:02 PM
gets a penis pump
inserts a need for speed stage 3 extreme package ECU system

thebeancounter41
02-20-2007, 11:14 PM
Gets arrested for speeding in a stolen car.
inserts a get out of jail free card from monopoly set

Skink
02-20-2007, 11:19 PM
Gets the little doggie...

Inserts the hat...

Podge_Boro
02-20-2007, 11:20 PM
gets £200 as he passes go
inserts the monopoly mans walking stick

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-20-2007, 11:52 PM
*gets a can of Planter's Peanuts
*inserts 3rd grade math book

Skink
02-21-2007, 12:01 AM
Gets confused...

Inserts Abacus...

Scarlet Sky
02-21-2007, 12:05 AM
gets a pediatrician's office

inserts a nail

Skink
02-21-2007, 12:08 AM
Gets a pedicure...

inserts toe cheese...

russ-bob
02-21-2007, 12:11 AM
gets stinky lasagna(sp?)

inserts worm from the tequila

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-21-2007, 12:12 AM
*gets laid
*inserts conch shell

TheGreenFog
02-21-2007, 01:15 AM
*gets splashed with 100 gallons of salt water*

*Inserts pencil holder*


The Fog :rastasmoke:


SKINK, that avatar is MY Favorite one to date. You rock at that sh*t, man. I'm going to have to get you to school me a bit.

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-21-2007, 01:30 AM
*gets inspirational workplace poster reading "COOPERATION"
*inserts shrinky dinks

Skink
02-21-2007, 01:31 AM
*gets splashed with 100 gallons of salt water*

*Inserts pencil holder*


The Fog :rastasmoke:


SKINK, that avatar is MY Favorite one to date. You rock at that sh*t, man. I'm going to have to get you to school me a bit.

Gets nerd from ferris bueller's day off...

Inserts EtchaScetch...

I think that's hoe U spell it???

Thanks Fog

Skink
02-21-2007, 01:33 AM
*gets inspirational workplace poster reading "COOPERATION"
*inserts shrinky dinks

Gets a easybake oven...

Inserts Barbie...

MastaChronic
02-21-2007, 01:36 AM
gets burnt, emaciated flaming barbie corpse

inserts stephen king

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-21-2007, 01:43 AM
*gets Dean Koontz
*inserts Barcalounger

TheGreenFog
02-21-2007, 02:12 AM
*gets appointment with Chiropractor*

*Inserts chicken noodle soup (w/ a soda on the side)*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Scarlet Sky
02-21-2007, 02:24 AM
gets a cold

inserts theraflu...

dopefiend
02-21-2007, 03:06 AM
gets a nasty taste in your mouth

inserts a kitten

MastaChronic
02-21-2007, 03:11 AM
gets a carrot in the ass

inserts bullet

TheGreenFog
02-21-2007, 03:13 AM
*gets a bullet in the ass*

*inserts carrot*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

russ-bob
02-21-2007, 04:07 AM
gets my carrot juiced

inserts a garden gnome

Skink
02-21-2007, 04:45 AM
gets my carrot juiced

inserts a garden gnome

Gets a big blue shiney ball...

Inserts Holly 4 barrel carb...

Dro_Princess
02-21-2007, 04:55 AM
boomerang comes back and hits you in the face

inserts half drank coke and a battery

Skink
02-21-2007, 04:59 AM
Gets paint remover...


Inserts Keith Partrige...

geonagual
02-21-2007, 05:03 AM
Gets clamidia
Inserts 1 ounce of swag

russ-bob
02-21-2007, 05:16 AM
gets half a bomerang ejected at high velocity from the dollar slot

inserts 2 jugeling(sp?) balls

memoryburner
02-21-2007, 05:26 AM
*Inserts a ouija board*
*gets a pair of adios*

Dro_Princess
02-21-2007, 06:08 AM
gets half a bomerang ejected at high velocity from the dollar slot

inserts 2 jugeling(sp?) balls


gets a clay model of a elephant penis

inserts dried cow pattie

(i dont think memoryburner gets the game)

Skink
02-21-2007, 10:43 AM
Gets Red Ripe Tomatoes...

Inserts Rikki Lake...

MastaChronic
02-21-2007, 12:51 PM
gets a dildo

inserts $4.20

russ-bob
02-21-2007, 01:26 PM
gets a soda and a pack of gum

inserts used printer ink cartrige



(post 100 ftw)

Skink
02-21-2007, 01:37 PM
Gets a spammer selling refills...

Inserts 2 oz Britney poontang...

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-21-2007, 02:38 PM
*gets what everybody else has already had
*inserts Febreeze

Skink
02-21-2007, 03:36 PM
Getz hacking cough...

Inserts Dolly Parton...

dopefiend
02-21-2007, 03:49 PM
gets hit in the face with tits

inserts a monkey

Skink
02-21-2007, 03:55 PM
Gets a fre BJ...

Inserts 3 curly hairs and a wet paper towel...

dopefiend
02-21-2007, 04:09 PM
recieves The Red Pill

inserts corn chips

Dro_Princess
02-21-2007, 04:59 PM
gets a chili dog

inserts a cup of dirty dish water.

Skink
02-21-2007, 06:23 PM
gets a chili dog

inserts a cup of dirty dish water.

Gets Martha stewart...

Inserts Blow Dryer and a bathtub full of water...

Dro_Princess
02-21-2007, 07:36 PM
get crossed over to the other side

inserts computer mouse and some cheese

Skink
02-21-2007, 09:07 PM
Gets Pepi Lepew...

Inserts 1 habinero chili...

Podge_Boro
02-21-2007, 11:06 PM
gets a signed copy of norega new album
inserts CD

russ-bob
02-21-2007, 11:12 PM
gets a Crazy Drunk

inserts a microsoft startup disk

Podge_Boro
02-21-2007, 11:19 PM
haha clever

gets a microsoft branded window
inserts lemon peel

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 01:35 AM
*gets a martini, very dry
*inserts vinyl 33 1/3 LP

Scarlet Sky
02-22-2007, 01:37 AM
gets a pirated cd version.

inserts male afghan.

TheGreenFog
02-22-2007, 01:41 AM
*gets KICKASS genetics...*

*inserts a wireless mouse*


The Fog :rastasmoke:

russ-bob
02-22-2007, 03:33 AM
gets an electrocuted cat

inserts a handful of candy hearts

memoryburner
02-22-2007, 03:37 AM
Gets an empty pill bottle

inserts a counterfeit hundred

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 04:29 AM
Gets 3 cans of legal bud.
Inserts feather duster.

russ-bob
02-22-2007, 04:51 AM
gets a french maid

inserts her clothing

Oneironaut
02-22-2007, 05:00 AM
Gets a smack in the face by an angry naked French maid who wants her clothes back.

Inserts the entire universe except for the vending machine itself.

Scarlet Sky
02-22-2007, 05:05 AM
comes up with the big bang theory

inserts a bible

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 05:12 AM
*gets a really good story with lots of sex and violence*
*inserts light timer*

Scarlet Sky
02-22-2007, 05:23 AM
get's nothing for 12 hours

inserts a 400w hps bulb

Dro_Princess
02-22-2007, 07:18 AM
Gets some CFL's

Inserts dead flowers from valentines day

russ-bob
02-22-2007, 04:51 PM
gets fresh floweres and laid

inserts a hot glue stick

Podge_Boro
02-22-2007, 05:21 PM
gets burnt
inserts popped blister

Skink
02-22-2007, 05:23 PM
gets burnt
inserts popped blister

Gets 16 tons

Inserts ecoli

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 05:56 PM
*gets settlement check from Jack In The Box
*inserts harem pants

Skink
02-22-2007, 07:15 PM
*gets settlement check from Jack In The Box
*inserts harem pants

Gets Barbara Eden...

Inserts Craig from Craigslist...

russ-bob
02-22-2007, 08:49 PM
gets a hert attack

inserts a virgin

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-22-2007, 09:31 PM
*gets a letter from the San Diego Zoo thanking you for lending them an endangered species
*inserts Hustler Sex Lube, made with hempseed oil

Oneironaut
02-22-2007, 10:06 PM
Gets the virgin back, devirginized.

Inserts Dick Cheney.

Skink
02-22-2007, 10:49 PM
Gets the virgin back, devirginized.

Inserts Dick Cheney.

Gets shot in the back...

Inserts 69 Camaro...

Sabron
02-23-2007, 01:05 AM
Gets hit by a truck


Inserts a big bag o weed

Dro_Princess
02-23-2007, 02:01 AM
gets some legal bud

inserts melted ice cream and a cherry stem

russ-bob
02-23-2007, 02:35 AM
gets a cherry stem with a knot in it

inserts a cactus

masterjointsmith
02-23-2007, 02:45 AM
gets 3part nutes
inserts slugs (fake change)

thebeancounter41
02-23-2007, 04:23 AM
gets 3part nutes
inserts slugs (fake change)

Get's fake coke,which makes me sick

inserts bucket of warm puke

Skink
02-23-2007, 01:49 PM
Gets a lapping dog...

Inserts a Heineken...

kindprincess
02-23-2007, 01:59 PM
machine shudders, kicks out a labatt's

inserts a fifth of southern comfort...

EmoRebellion
02-23-2007, 02:30 PM
gets an empty fifth of soco

you get a drunken message from a vending machine. I LOVE YOU BROOOOOO!!!!

Skink
02-23-2007, 03:01 PM
Gets a gay philosopher...

Inserts Bobby Flay...

EmoRebellion
02-26-2007, 09:53 PM
wow.. What the fuck was I thinking with my last post? I was really baked. I didnt even follow my own game rules.

*gets a telephone*

*inserts a beaten up fedex box full of car parts*

russ-bob
02-26-2007, 09:56 PM
gets pissed fed ex dude that beet up the box

inserts angry clingy neighbor girl(i dont want her ne more...)

Reefer Rogue
02-26-2007, 11:21 PM
Gets laid

Inserts love

Skink
02-26-2007, 11:35 PM
Ahh My fav game is back :hippy: :hippy: :hippy:

Gets Cannabis.com...

inserts Lip...

Dro_Princess
02-27-2007, 07:52 PM
gets a busted lip

inserts ice pack

Podge_Boro
02-27-2007, 08:57 PM
gets a photo of my grandmother signed by the queen
inserts the hat from a magic pixie found under the rainbow

dopefiend
02-27-2007, 09:17 PM
gets Lucky Charms

inserts magic mushrooms

Podge_Boro
02-27-2007, 09:19 PM
gets a dopefiend
puts him back cos nobody likes him


only jokin mate ;)