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JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 02:24 AM
This is for you samwhore, the objective is to change the topic away from what ever people are chatting about. :D
I haven't thought this out much, so it may fail. Oh well I tried.
Have fun.
TheAtomicPunk
02-14-2007, 02:26 AM
You can't hijack your own thread, you have to start in someone elses.
At least I think. Sam's the pro ask her...
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:26 AM
I knew this thread was for me, another one stolen:D
invision
02-14-2007, 02:27 AM
use with caution
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Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:28 AM
so, how many of you are afraid of dying?
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 02:31 AM
I don't understand the fear of death. I'm kind of looking forward to it due to all the mystery behind it. I would like to live until at least 70 but dying early doesn't really bother me.
TheAtomicPunk
02-14-2007, 02:31 AM
*This post was posted in order to Note the Silence*
4gan2ja0
02-14-2007, 02:31 AM
i wouldnt say afraid, it would depend how too though
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:32 AM
*This post was posted in order to Note the Silence*
noted,
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:32 AM
i wouldnt say afraid, it would depend how too though
okay then, how would you like to die, some cool terminator action or peacfully?
Metaphor
02-14-2007, 02:33 AM
people shouldnt be afraid of death, it cant affect you while your living and once ur dead you wont even know it.
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 02:35 AM
man, tonights episode of house is intriguing..
oh and has anyone noticed when your balls itch, you don't scratch them.. you kinda pinch the skin where the itch is and pull away? why dont' they call it something other than an itch... i mean to counter-react an itch, you scratch... but what do you call it when you can't scratch it (cuz that would just hurt....)
TheGreenFog
02-14-2007, 02:36 AM
Why do you have a crown on, Samwhore? (I think I know the answer)
What kind of weed is in that pipe in your avy, Metaphor?
Mua ha ha ha
The Fog :rastasmoke:
MacWQ33
02-14-2007, 02:36 AM
Tomatoes are a fruit.
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 02:37 AM
man, tonights episode of house is intriguing..
I've never watched that show.
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 02:37 AM
you should.. he's like a world renowned genuis ass doctor but he's a complete fucking ass... lol it's funny but at the end he ALWAYS saves everyone (it only has life threatening illnesses.. shit you probably haven't even heard of..)
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 02:38 AM
I tend to only watch shows in sindication. No clue why. I just now discovered Arrested Develpoment. I'm loving that show.
MacWQ33
02-14-2007, 02:39 AM
That's a good sum up of "ball itching"...good question too. Nick Hogan just crashed into a wall.
Oh and Slip, you ever hear House talk in 'real life'....he's got a wicked Brit accent...it's weird because he sounds so American on the show.
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:39 AM
Why do you have a crown on, Samwhore? (I think I know the answer)
Im mexican, so 15 is the equivalent to the americans sweet 16, but more religious, I wore it the week of my birthday because Im cool like that,
and im the queen of hijacking
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:40 AM
I hate the Hogans, I think they try too hard, but the Hulk, hes a cool one
Whatcha gonna do about it brotha?
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:41 AM
Tomatoes are a fruit.
they are both a fruit and a vegetable
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 02:43 AM
nah never heard him in real life...
anyoen ever had one of these "deli style" (name of the brand) microwave hamburgers? bacon cheese burgers and they're fuckin better then a fast food burger! o.0 cheaper too... the only problem is they're so damn little...
btw no they're not sam, they're a fruit... everyone just thinks of them as a vegetable becasue they're not as sweet... and people don't generally eat them the same as people eat fruit (they're always on something else...) i've only known a couple of people in my life (and one was on the net) that like to eat tomatoes whole like you'd eat an orange...
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:43 AM
wow, new stem cell research can make your boobs up to two cups bigger,, YAY!
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:44 AM
nah never heard him in real life...
anyoen ever had one of these "deli style" (name of the brand) microwave hamburgers? bacon cheese burgers and they're fuckin better then a fast food burger! o.0 cheaper too... the only problem is they're so damn little...
fast food is the nastiest thing ever, everythings better than fast food, I like angus burgers better, shaped like a flower
4gan2ja0
02-14-2007, 02:44 AM
I tend to only watch shows in sindication. No clue why. I just now discovered Arrested Develpoment. I'm loving that show.
yeah man, thats such a funny show, lots of weed references too :thumbsup:
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 02:44 AM
Mardi Gras is around the corner. I love how women flash their tits for 5 cent beads. It's pathetic.
It always makes for the best episodes of cops though.
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:45 AM
Mardi Gras is around the corner. I love how women flash their tits for 5 cent beads. It's pathetic.
??? I find it very enjoying
4gan2ja0
02-14-2007, 02:46 AM
never been to mardi gras, barely ever been out of canada, farthest was new hampshire, jersey...
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 02:47 AM
No its really kind of pathetic. I enjoy watching it, but the women who do it have very little self respect.
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:47 AM
BWAHAHHAH, NEW ORLEANS IS UNDERWATER, THERE IS NO MARDI GRAS
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 02:50 AM
There's still Mardi Gras, a little bit of water won't stop em'.
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 02:50 AM
what about when your ass hole itches...? how do you scratch that.... o.0 it always leaves a stink on your fingers.. so do you like floss with your underwear or what?
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:51 AM
use a stick slip
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 02:51 AM
Boudroux's Butt Paste. It works wonders, but I think it is only a regional item.
TheAtomicPunk
02-14-2007, 02:53 AM
Slipknot I'm not sure why you're so interested in itching private parts. Have you been sleeping around with dirty women?
Well, you have to pinch and roll your nuts
And you have to scratch your anus with a fist so your finger doesn't get stuck.
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 02:54 AM
thats slips way of trying to hijack
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 02:59 AM
lol... my balls itch sue me.. show me one guy who doesn't get itchy balls... the ass isn't any diffrent either... once in awhile.. IT ITCHES! lmao... and yeah, mainly i'm just trying to draw everyone's attention to what i'm saying...
since after all, the whole point of the thread is to draw everyone's attention off of whatever they're talking about at the time, to what you're talking about... itching balls and anus's is pretty high up there on the atttention drawing scale...
Samwhore
02-14-2007, 03:02 AM
this is exactly like the "destroy my picture game"
"destroy my post game"
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 03:07 AM
preperation H!
oh wait, i just destroyed my own post...
Skink
02-14-2007, 03:09 AM
Blue claw crab with galic butter,,,Yumo...
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 03:57 AM
lol i could go with a chicken leg to our local park and come back with an entire 5 gallon bucket filled with blue claws....
i think that's why there's no fuckin fish out there anymore >.< all the crabs have taken over... and i don't like crab... I LIKE FISH!...
NextLineIsMine
02-14-2007, 04:51 AM
My male friend called me a slut today, is that a compliment like "hey playah"? Or was he saying I had low standards?
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 04:55 AM
i dunno, anytime i've ever tried to insult a guy in that aspect... i call them man-whores...
man whores are the ones who will sleep with anyone... or anything that crawls outta the gutter.... the things most people couldn't pay you to fuck... and they do it for one of two reasons... 1. they can milk them for money or gifts.. 2. because they will just sleep with anything (pleasure)
Skink
02-14-2007, 05:31 AM
Haha,,,Racheal Ray called BlueClaws Rock crabs today,,,What a retard,,,if she is going to have a show to educate the consumer at least she should know what she is eating,,,LOLz...
Skink
02-14-2007, 05:34 AM
lol i could go with a chicken leg to our local park and come back with an entire 5 gallon bucket filled with blue claws....
i think that's why there's no fuckin fish out there anymore >.< all the crabs have taken over... and i don't like crab... I LIKE FISH!...
I've crabbed here all of my life and there was a time they were scarce for like 5/6 years... nature has cycles...
higher4hockey
02-14-2007, 05:38 AM
i just shoveled snow for an hour..........we're supposed to get 8-11 inches tonight.......blech :(
Skink
02-14-2007, 05:42 AM
i just shoveled snow for an hour..........we're supposed to get 8-11 inches tonight.......blech :(
so far I just got maybe a 1/2 inch...
partyguy420
02-14-2007, 05:43 AM
crab is so fucking good... with my tribe... we get comersial crabing lisences(along with fish) when the seasons open... theres always 2 houses feasting on crab... hell half the time, the only reason why we save anyfish is for crab bait...
anyways... im sort of weirded out... my dad came and talked to me... and gave me my tools back... and hes trying to get my tools back...MORE MOTORS TORN APART AT MY HOUSE.... HOPEFULY, I CAN GET A WELDER FROM MY GRANDMAS HOUSE... THEN I CAN WELD THE CHERRY BOMB MUFFLER I HAVE ON TO MY MOMS CAR.... AFTER I RE BUILD THE ENTIRE MOTOR ADDING A TURBO....
higher4hockey
02-14-2007, 05:44 AM
damn you!
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 05:45 AM
so far I just got maybe a 1/2 inch...
It has snowed here twice in my life. I have seen snow on several occasions. When I was 12, we went to colorodo during the summer and I saw an area of ice on the mountain trail and was mesmorized.
higher4hockey
02-14-2007, 05:48 AM
damn you too! im watchin the weather channel and there is a heavy snow warning until tommorow night at ten. northeast ohio is expected to get 20 inches.....which means thats headed my way.
fuck snow.
Oh F Yeah
02-14-2007, 05:55 AM
Great! I was wondering how to go about approaching this subject when I stumbled across this thread. Perfect!
While scanning through the various posts today, I noticed there seemed to be some real.....ummm.....negativity. For many years I worked in a Customer Service environment as a Supervisor. Through the years I delt with many different personalty types both as customers and as co-workers. I loved what I did. I loved helping turn an unhappy customer into a happy one. I enjoyed teaching people that made their way through my "teams" how to interact with people in a positive way (as many seemed to have not received this type schooling at home). And I believe I made a positive impact on a lot of people. I also learned quite a bit about people.[/COLOR]
Some people, it seems, wake up in the morning with one goal for the day and that is to make as many people as they can feel as miserable as they do. These type people, for whatever reason, are just plain unhappy. They tend to take out the frustration of their miserable exsistance on anyone that crosses their path. It's really easy for these people to do this over the phone because they do not have to face the person they are being pathetic with. Same holds true for the internet.
Where we run into problems is when you have someone that is being paid (or volunteers) to deal with these type people......but are deep inside...... miserable themselves. I have seen it time-and-time again and it is a lose-lose proposition. The problem is componded when this personality type has authority.
I guess what I'm getting at is this: Some people are just not cut out to interact in a positive, friendly way with other people. They do not belong in a "customer service" environment. I have had to fire some very good people.....people that I personally liked a lot.....just because they could not handle the power they held over people they were there to help.
Power corrupts. Power in the hands of a miserable person....is deadly.
Skink
02-14-2007, 05:56 AM
I got Cherry Bombs on my 71 Chevy Pickup..
My fucking head hurts and I am tired...
Skink
02-14-2007, 06:03 AM
I love soft pretzels too...
mamma puffpuff420
02-14-2007, 06:27 AM
that last x-men movie was great
i want to get all three of those movies
excusa me, gotta pack a bowl
puffpuff pass
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 06:57 AM
the xmen moveis are all right... but mostly, they suck...
Buddahbear
02-14-2007, 06:58 AM
I once molested a 5 year old baby chimpanzee.
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 06:59 AM
damn you too! im watchin the weather channel and there is a heavy snow warning until tommorow night at ten. northeast ohio is expected to get 20 inches.....which means thats headed my way.
fuck snow.
if you lived in texas you'd be singing a diffrent tune... most we've ever had is like a light frosting, it doesn't even cover anything... and as soon as it hits the ground it melts.. goddamnit... my whole life i've cursed those of you who've been lucky enough to have snow... I DIDN'T HAVE A SNOWBALL FIGHT TIL I WAS 19!!! and that wasn't even any real fight... me and my brother went around scraping snow up off cars to make the snowballs... and chasing each other with them.... the whole half hour fight only 4-5 snowballs were thrown!
Podge_Boro
02-14-2007, 05:29 PM
i cracked a wank out this mornin whilst eating biscuits
nikweiser
02-14-2007, 05:34 PM
how bout them eagles
higher4hockey
02-14-2007, 07:00 PM
goddamnit... my whole life i've cursed those of you who've been lucky enough to have snow... !
you my friend are a mis-guided soul. snow sucks.
Snow sucks. Spesh in England. Lasts a few hours and turns to slush.
geonagual
02-14-2007, 07:08 PM
Did you hear that Anna Nicole Smith died?
dark0ne
02-14-2007, 07:12 PM
surlyslurly biggitts was walking down the street, and saw a blind women handing out flower shaped cheese baskets. He baught one for his mother, and his buddie. (who just happends to like flower shaped cheese baskets!) Unfortunatly it was to hot that day, and the cheese melted. Now surlysurly has 2 lumps of melted cheese in a flower shaped basket. how mutch does surlysurly weigh on friday?:stoned:
delusionsofNORMALity
02-14-2007, 07:21 PM
surlyslurly biggitts was walking down the street....:stoned:
nothing.
he was attacked by the cheese police for unlawful possession of molten cheddar, beaten and left for dead. later he was attacked by rodents of unusual size and devoured, leaving nothing behind.
dark0ne
02-14-2007, 07:33 PM
unlawful possession of molten cheddar.
LOL!!!!
lets not forget operating a basket without a licence!:upsidedow
delusionsofNORMALity
02-14-2007, 07:36 PM
lets not forget operating a basket without a licence!:upsidedow
that's a completely different arm of law enforcement. wicker division i believe.
dark0ne
02-14-2007, 07:52 PM
WICKER DIVISION! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rasta:
only i would get sent to the store to get ice in a snow storm!:wtf:
on_second_thought
02-14-2007, 08:12 PM
i have scabies.
delusionsofNORMALity
02-14-2007, 08:34 PM
any1 ever fucked a small rodent
i certainly hope no one answers yes.
JaggedEdge
02-14-2007, 08:39 PM
i certainly hope no one answers yes.
lol
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 08:44 PM
actually there's a whole group in teh gay community that like to buy hamster tubes, and buy gerbils, and stick the tube in their ass, then put the gerbil in the tube, close the end off so it crawls up their ass, then it ends up suffocating (after much squiriming) and they pull it out...
it's true shit too.. i even heard it from a gay dude so it's not like it was some anti-gay propoganda lol...
actually there's a whole group in teh gay community that like to buy hamster tubes, and buy gerbils, and stick the tube in their ass, then put the gerbil in the tube, close the end off so it crawls up their ass, then it ends up suffocating (after much squiriming) and they pull it out...
it's true shit too.. i even heard it from a gay dude so it's not like it was some anti-gay propoganda lol...
Wasnt that on southpark ROFL. The slave?!
delusionsofNORMALity
02-14-2007, 08:57 PM
does anyone remember the name of the gerbil that journeyed through mr. slave's digestive tract?
delusionsofNORMALity
02-14-2007, 09:04 PM
lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks
That's a nice name for an anal dwelling gerbil.
xxxhazexxx
02-14-2007, 10:02 PM
ive got fucking flu cant taste this super skunk ive got bummer:(
xxxhazexxx
02-14-2007, 10:14 PM
sounds a bit to gay for me but each to they own
slipknotpsycho
02-14-2007, 10:15 PM
i dunno if it was on southpark but that's not where i or the guy who told me about it got it from...
JaggedEdge
02-15-2007, 01:04 AM
i dunno if it was on southpark but that's not where i or the guy who told me about it got it from...
Yeah, it was an episode of southpark, but I had a few gay friends tell me some members of the gay communitee particpate in it too. They said most gays frown upon it though.
Samwhore
02-15-2007, 01:06 AM
hey, my friend also had her quincera(sp?) not too long ago also. didnt know you were mexican.
yeah, I didnt have a huge party or anything like she probally did, I smoked a bowl, then went out to dinner.
slipknotpsycho
02-15-2007, 01:06 AM
aside from the pure weirdness factor of it all... i'd be scared the gerbil would be biting my ass trying to chew a tunnel out...
and wouldn't it be fucked up if someone got one stuck up in there and they had to go to the hospital.... lmao....
higher4hockey
02-15-2007, 01:11 AM
im sure stranger things have happened!@
valentines day = h4h going to the bar to get d-runk. peace out
pm_BigBud
02-15-2007, 01:35 AM
Does anyone else get horny when there hi. You know what type of HORNY i'm talking about!:D
Samwhore
02-15-2007, 01:36 AM
way too horny, the orgasms are 100000x better
JaggedEdge
02-15-2007, 01:50 AM
Yes indeed. Sex feels 10 X's better stoned.
delusionsofNORMALity
02-15-2007, 02:05 AM
but they just wouldn't listen. they just walked right in the front door, into your waiting jaws. i know what you do to these poor unfortunates; greeting them with smiles, waiting for them to register and then pouncing. ripping them limb from limb and devouring their bloody bits. you dope fiends are evil and you must be eradicated, wiped from the face of the earth.:wtf:
maybe tomorrow, i'm much too stoned today.
RyanTheCaveman
02-15-2007, 02:07 AM
Do you guys like to hear your gf pee while on the phone?
JaggedEdge
02-15-2007, 02:08 AM
Wait to you live with one. I brush my teeth while she is taking a piss, things like that eventually stop grossing you out.
TheAtomicPunk
02-15-2007, 02:08 AM
Haha I have no idea what he's talking about? :confused:
But I agree with him all the way
And I also totally agree that horniness is unbearable when your baked. Must get it out of your system! Everytime I smoke with my friend he's like "dude I gotta go crank one out, put in a movie or something i'll brb"
Sex is a hell of alot better stoned, but then again, isnt EVERYTHING?
Samwhore
02-15-2007, 02:28 AM
Sex is a hell of alot better stoned, but then again, isnt EVERYTHING?
becoming sober isnt fun stoned
becoming sober isnt fun stoned
If your as stoned as me, sobriety isnt something you have.
Samwhore
02-15-2007, 02:30 AM
I have to say, the only thing NOT fun stoned is babysitting a lightweight gone way too high
TheAtomicPunk
02-15-2007, 02:33 AM
As long as they aren't freaking out on you its cool. It's fun fucking with them, I think at least. It is kind of like babysitting though. The good thing is you can put in a movie and give them a box of cheez-its and they're good. Just like babies.
Samwhore
02-15-2007, 02:34 AM
when "sketch" is the only word that comes out of their mouth, my pimp hand does come out
slipknotpsycho
02-15-2007, 02:35 AM
Sex is a hell of alot better stoned, but then again, isnt EVERYTHING?
no, everything isn't... getting pulled over while stoned is much worse then sober...
RyanTheCaveman
02-15-2007, 02:36 AM
Yeh i get horny as hell while high...
orgasms = teh shitzorz.
Samwhore
02-15-2007, 02:37 AM
no, everything isn't... getting pulled over while stoned is much worse then sober...
actually, if your already caught, its way better being stoned when the cops are asking you 21 questions, hahah,
"your address"
"dughhhh..."
"you have the right to remain silent..."
"pff, hahah *thinks they only said that on tv*"
slipknotpsycho
02-15-2007, 02:57 AM
actually there's a whole group in teh gay community that like to buy hamster tubes, and buy gerbils, and stick the tube in their ass, then put the gerbil in the tube, close the end off so it crawls up their ass, then it ends up suffocating (after much squiriming) and they pull it out...
it's true shit too.. i even heard it from a gay dude so it's not like it was some anti-gay propoganda lol...
lmfao.... watch this...!
YouTube - stephen lynch gerbil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=136cNGNd7Yg)
JaggedEdge
02-15-2007, 03:04 AM
I love lynch. My favorite is "Special Olympics. "
MaryjaneAndHashley
02-15-2007, 06:29 AM
HUH?! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE I MISSED THIS THREAD SAMM
ok well itll keep going. Lets hijack!
Skink
02-15-2007, 06:58 AM
I really like butter and salt on my corn,,,fuk what my doctor thinks...
InsomniaBomber420
02-15-2007, 07:02 AM
My doctor says I have reall bad lounges cause I smoke to much weed. He told me to stop and I told him to go fuck himself. My mom was pissed but she laughed her ass off.
Skink
02-15-2007, 07:05 AM
My doctor says I have reall bad lounges cause I smoke to much weed. He told me to stop and I told him to go fuck himself. My mom was pissed but she laughed her ass off.
I know,,,fuk that shit...
InsomniaBomber420
02-15-2007, 07:23 AM
Yeah lucky for him I was high at the time or I would've chocked him for gettin my mom pissed. Hes a fuckin doctor and yet he doesnt no the wounderfull benifits of weed. They just chose to ignore it. I fuckin hate doctors. But fuckin shrinks I wanna shot point blank with a sawed off.(they have such a superior attitude about them)arogant fucks
slipknotpsycho
02-15-2007, 07:42 AM
YouTube - John Pinette Stand up (Hilarious!!!!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3xuZeFABdI)
InsomniaBomber420
02-15-2007, 07:58 AM
I personaly like Mitch Hedberg and Dane Cock
dark0ne
02-15-2007, 03:36 PM
I'm going insaine, i have 1 more day till my tax check gets deposited. I have no weed, and no money. It's like an endurance chalange, how long can i fight bordom, and sobriaty. i stayed up till 3 am cleaning my pipe, it's so clean i almost don't want to smoke out of it..... ALMOST. Today i'm just going to work on my cook book, and play ps2. mabey smoke the resin i got out of my pipe.
no, everything isn't... getting pulled over while stoned is much worse then sober...
Why not? Being high on any drug isnt illegal. It's only possesing and/ or selling them that is illegal. So if you've got nothing in the car to worry about, it'd be a hell of a laugh.
I dont get pulled over though, but if i did i'd want to be stoned.
Skink
02-15-2007, 03:45 PM
According to the surgeon general smoking can cause heart disease...
dusto2k3
02-15-2007, 03:46 PM
FREEZE
this is a hijacking.
Samwhore
02-15-2007, 11:35 PM
HUH?! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE I MISSED THIS THREAD SAMM
ok well itll keep going. Lets hijack!
yes, too bad these folks dont know the rules of hijacking, you cant hijack a thread whos entire point is supposed to be hijacked, you must hijack unsupspicious threads
slipknotpsycho
02-15-2007, 11:54 PM
Why not? Being high on any drug isnt illegal. It's only possesing and/ or selling them that is illegal. So if you've got nothing in the car to worry about, it'd be a hell of a laugh.
I dont get pulled over though, but if i did i'd want to be stoned.
ain't how it is around here.. you can be put in jail for being intoxicated on anything in public... or driving while under the influence of shit...
besides... those few seconds after you both pull over seem to last forever when you're stoned.. not to mention the paranioa goes through the roof...
ain't how it is around here.. you can be put in jail for being intoxicated on anything in public... or driving while under the influence of shit...
besides... those few seconds after you both pull over seem to last forever when you're stoned.. not to mention the paranioa goes through the roof...
Really, wow. It cant be like that in EVERY state though cos i saw an episode of cops the other week with some guy high on sniff and the cops said they couldnt arrest him because it wasnt illegal to be high, just to possess.
In England you can be high/stoned/pissed in public, as long as your not causing a neusance.
smokingskeleton
02-16-2007, 12:04 PM
In England you can be high/stoned/pissed in public, as long as your not causing a neusance.
I love that...I really do...It fucks all the chavs up..Leaves room for us stoners! :thumbsup:
dark0ne
02-16-2007, 03:19 PM
mommy she once told me son you be hard working man, and pappa he once told me son you do the best you can. But then one day i met a man who came to me a said hard work good and hard work fine but first take care of head!:rastasmoke: :yippee: :angelsmiley: :yippee:
Oneironaut
02-16-2007, 03:23 PM
The Holocaust never happened. Scientology is the one true faith. I think rape should be legalized. Long live Kim Jong Il!
The Holocaust never happened. Scientology is the one true faith. I think rape should be legalized. Long live Kim Jong Il!
Either sarcasm, or your on crack. Please say it's not crack!
JaggedEdge
02-16-2007, 07:51 PM
mommy she once told me son you be hard working man, and pappa he once told me son you do the best you can. But then one day i met a man who came to me a said hard work good and hard work fine but first take care of head!:rastasmoke: :yippee: :angelsmiley: :yippee:
Asshole, now I have that song stuck in my head. I'm about to put it on... Oh well, at least I have a good song stuck in my head rather than that damn milkshake song from a couple years ago.
My milshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I have to charge...
Oneironaut
02-16-2007, 08:42 PM
Either sarcasm, or your on crack. Please say it's not crack!
Naw man, it ain't crack. I just smoked a big ass bowl of sarcasm. :p
Samwhore
02-16-2007, 11:17 PM
Asshole, now I have that song stuck in my head. I'm about to put it on... Oh well, at least I have a good song stuck in my head rather than that damn milkshake song from a couple years ago.
My milshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I have to charge...
replaces milkshake with Hijacking, now I have a theme song
slipknotpsycho
02-16-2007, 11:24 PM
i hate that retarded ass fucking song....
milkshake
my humps
bananas (or w/e it's called)
those fucking songs drive me goddamned crazy! i hate them! i wanna kill the artists of all 3!!!
Samwhore
02-16-2007, 11:36 PM
i hate that retarded ass fucking song....
milkshake
my humps
bananas (or w/e it's called)
those fucking songs drive me goddamned crazy! i hate them! i wanna kill the artists of all 3!!!
there not as bad as
"I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves,"
and
"This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend,"
slipknotpsycho
02-16-2007, 11:43 PM
funny you should mention the never ending song... cuz the same dude that annoys me with the three songs i listed above (yes he's gay btw..) also likes to start in with that bullshit...
Samwhore
02-16-2007, 11:45 PM
funny you should mention the never ending song... cuz the same dude that annoys me with the three songs i listed above (yes he's gay btw..) also likes to start in with that bullshit...
just wait until your kid comes home from school one day and wont shut up singing that song
slipknotpsycho
02-17-2007, 12:29 AM
he won't.... or he'll get a whippin! with a bull whip!!!
JaggedEdge
02-17-2007, 12:47 AM
i hate that retarded ass fucking song....
milkshake
my humps
bananas (or w/e it's called)
those fucking songs drive me goddamned crazy! i hate them! i wanna kill the artists of all 3!!!
The worst part of those songs is that they are so damn catchy. I have had all of them stuck in my head at one time or another. I have never even tried to listen to them, yet they always seem to find me...
slipknotpsycho
02-17-2007, 12:53 AM
this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
my humps! my humps! my lovely little lady lumps!
god fucking damnit... you didn't have it as bad as me... i was in a car, with a gay dude who loves those fucking songs... in a non-stop drive to my wife's mother's house in arkansas.. I LIVE IN TEXAS!!!! IT'S OVER A 9 HOUR DRIVE!!
if i didn't honestly feel he woulda stopped the fucking car, made me get out and find the damned thing, i woulda flung the cd out the window!!!!!
Samwhore
02-17-2007, 01:03 AM
or snoop doggs drop it like its hot
"see these ice cubes, see these ice creams"
that was the old "BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLin" phrase, I hate overused rap phrases
higher4hockey
02-17-2007, 01:13 AM
we were out drinking one night. we all got wasted, then we decide to go to a restaurant at two thirty in the morning.....well we get there and this guy we call fat d was with us and he wouldnt fucking stop saying balling. i wanted to kill him. annoying drunks piss me off.
slipknotpsycho
02-17-2007, 01:17 AM
i just talk alot.. not about anything inparticular.. but when i'm drunk i love to hear my own voice lol...
higher4hockey
02-17-2007, 01:21 AM
for some odd reason when im down at the local bar drinking....what i do(you know what im talking about) always seems to come up in conversation.......always.
Samwhore
02-17-2007, 01:22 AM
i just talk alot.. not about anything inparticular.. but when i'm drunk i love to hear my own voice lol...
I just look happy and smile a lot
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