Zombies

[SonicBloom]

In my opinion, zombies are the craziest fuckers ever. Sprinting zombies specifically. I mean, what's scarier than a dead person running nearly 30 mph with only one intent...to eat you. It's not like anything else running at you either, these fools are relentless. Even shooting them wont stop them, wont even bother them, unless you destroy the brain. Walking zombies aren't scary at all.

[invision]

zombies ate my neighbors

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Ever since I was young, I've been having recurring zombie nightmares, sometimes as frequently as every two weeks. It's usually the normal zombie situation where the town's overrun and all my family and friends are dead. Come to think of it, I haven't had one in a while... That means I'm a little overdue...

... Thanks for reminding me....

[SonicBloom]

Just glad to be of service, no need to thank me. :stoned:

[akfa]

the age old questionn to zombie lovers:

would you rather fight a smart zombie, or a fast zombie?

[lardman]

Fuck ya! I love zombies! I think about them everyday. ANd hell ya, zombies that run are fucking crazy. Those zombies are the realistic ones, not the walking ones. That would be scary as hell if zombies attaked but i would love for that to happen. Ive though about it many times. And that is why i need to by myself a fucking SWORD!!!!!!

:D

[Gatekeeper777]

funny you should mention Zombies. I met George Romero once. He's a cool guy(prolly a stoner) I got to be in one of his movies. At the time it was called Zombie flesh eaters.
I never got to see the finished work or what it was called when released.
I met all the zombies and evenn talked to the special effects peeps.
cornflakes,corn syrup and food coloring make up some decaying flesh.lol

[ReUp]

They scare me. A lot.

[ATrain]

I love Romero and zombie flicks BUT I'm a huge fan of the slow zombies. While the fast ones can be exciting (Dawn of the Dead (2004) was wicked sick) I have always thought that the slow ones were much better.

But to summarize.... Zombies = :D

[SonicBloom]

the age old questionn to zombie lovers:

would you rather fight a smart zombie, or a fast zombie?

I'd way rather fight a smart zombie. Not even the smartest zombie could out smart a 12-guage.

[Nochowderforyou]

I like zombies. It gives me a good reason to kill. :D Muhahahaha!

[Skrappie]

I like zombie movies, even more so when they are different (smart, fast, overrunning everything)

Zombies in real life on the other-hand would suck, I think i would be the asshole who got bit while taking a piss or something.

[d00d557]

i like the fast ones because its actually something that makes you run a lot faster hahaha
i think it'd be scary as hell if zombies started came up outta nowhere and started attacking people but at the same time cool as hell:p
since the first thing i'd do is haul up in a gun store and have a good long target practice

[Nochowderforyou]

Zombies in real life on the other-hand would suck, I think i would be the asshole who got bit while taking a piss or something.

:p They would bite your weiner off.

[smokingskeleton]

OMG THE ZOMBIES THERE HERE!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVE'S!!!!

A smart zombie...Then I'd rape his ass with a chainsaw.

[Skrappie]

They would bite your weiner off.

Can you imagin one of those nasty zombie infections slowly taking place on the stub that used to be your penis?

Not my style man.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

when i was a small child zombies ate my entire family. as i hid in a kitchen cupboard i watched those rotted corpses butcher and devour first my father, then my mother and sister, finally feasting on the puppy i had just gotten for christmas. after years of therapy i had finally gotten to the point where i thought i could leave all that pain behind and now you dredge up these painful memories all over again. thanks to you i will need more therapy and probably more electroshock.

or i could just smoke another joint.

[Nochowderforyou]

Can you imagin one of those nasty zombie infections slowly taking place on the stub that used to be your penis?

Not my style man.

I think it would be sexy. How many times in life can you say you got head from a zombie? :p \

Nah, I'm kidding. Zombie boobs are gross and wrinkly.

[Skrappie]

I think it would be sexy. How many times in life can you say you got head from a zombie? :p \

Nah, I'm kidding. Zombie boobs are gross and wrinkly.

Says you my friend.

[Purple Banana]

I love me some Shawn of the Dead...

Especially the scene when the two groups meet, and they're all passing each other by the fences, and each group has their own alter-ego. HILARIOUS.

EDIT: Does anyone else think that the Antarctica flag looks like a white triceratops head? I thought it was Dinosaur Land until I moused over it.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

after my family was eaten i was adopted by a family of vampires from bakersfield. they kept me in the attic and forced me to bury the drained bodies each morning. after four years of this abuse i ran away with the help of a traveling explosives salesman, but that's another story. you folks seems to be intent on bringing up all of my childhood traumas.

will the therapy never end?

[higher4hockey]

zombies are the reason i want to open up a gun store. so i can be like the guy in that one zombie flick that sat on his roof picking off zombies......how cool would that be. oh yeah, i'm also gonna have a vending machine in my gun store.

[higher4hockey]

touche :smokin:

[SwirlyMass]

Did you know that zombies are real, where do you think the idea came from. I'm a little rusty on my historical monster knowledge, but i think its when you get pricked by a blow fish and poisoned you either turn into a zombie or go into a coma, i think its the coma, then if they wait too long to give u the antidote you are a brainless walking zombie for the rest of your life. ur not fast and ur have shit for brains, but that doesn't exclude the possibility for violence.


im smert.

[SonicBloom]

If they wont bite you straight in the neck, and rip out a nice chunk of flesh, they're not real zombies. They're retarded.

[schizoid]

I love me some Shawn of the Dead...

Especially the scene when the two groups meet, and they're all passing each other by the fences, and each group has their own alter-ego. HILARIOUS.

EDIT: Does anyone else think that the Antarctica flag looks like a white triceratops head? I thought it was Dinosaur Land until I moused over it.

Zombie flics are cool, but the ones with good effects. I love old MOB movies, but not old horror flics, and I thought that too with the flag. ;)

[Breukelen advocaat]

The film White Zombie, starring Bela Lugosi, released in 1932, was the first zombie movie - and is still one of the best. The story takes place in Haiti, which is THE place for zombies.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Zombies rock, but I'm afraid of them.
All bodies should be burried with 100 lbs of concrete imo.

[MrGreenFingaz]

zombies ate my neighbors

Hell yea i love that game, fuckin classic!

yea, walking zombies are pussies, i think the movies called '28 days later' That would suck fighting those mofos, i think id be good with a machete though, and it'd give me a good excuse to go G.T.A. shit the fuck up. :hippy:

[noruth]

Xombie Online (http://www.xombified.com/episodes.html)

[BGizzle]

funny you should mention Zombies. I met George Romero once. He's a cool guy(prolly a stoner) I got to be in one of his movies. At the time it was called Zombie flesh eaters.
I never got to see the finished work or what it was called when released.
I met all the zombies and evenn talked to the special effects peeps.
cornflakes,corn syrup and food coloring make up some decaying flesh.lol


Yo I am addicted to zombies... I have like every zombie movie ever made seriously... Anyway, Gatekeeper, if you want a copy of zombie flesh eaters I have it. Where are you in the movie? I must know. And how the fuck did you get in a zombie movie because that is like my lifetime dream.

[Oneironaut]

If zombies ever did take over my town, I would probably just join them. I mean, going around eating people's brains might be fun, wouldn't you say? A lot more fun than dealing with the shit I have to put up with in my living life at least. Zombies don't have to worry about work or school or money or relationships. Zombies just hang around with their zombie buddies chewing on brains all day and all night...that would be the life...

[OniEhtRedrum781]

If zombies ever did take over my town, I would probably just join them. I mean, going around eating people's brains might be fun, wouldn't you say? A lot more fun than dealing with the shit I have to put up with in my living life at least. Zombies don't have to worry about work or school or money or relationships. Zombies just hang around with their zombie buddies chewing on brains all day and all night...that would be the life...

Its true, I've never thought about that. The only thing I'm worried about is the pain while I'm being attacked by the zombies. That would suck :(

[SonicBloom]

Being a zombie is the equal of being dead. Get over your teenage angst and suck it up.