View Full Version : Bad Ideas
hello3pat
02-11-2007, 11:58 PM
GOt any bad ideas that you tried and at the time they seamed all right?
-Don't use a candle warmer to warm your feet, just couse they are called a warmer doesn't mean it can't get hot enough to burn you
tuscani
02-12-2007, 12:00 AM
dont use your hand as a pipe....flesh doesnt stand up to heat as well as glass :-S
Samwhore
02-12-2007, 12:02 AM
dont eat that
hello3pat
02-12-2007, 12:04 AM
dont eat that
That's more like a hepful phrase, I can't count the number of time some one said "Don't eat that!" and I thought "Fuck them, this is edible!" and I relise it's either gone bad or tastes horrible
higher4hockey
02-12-2007, 12:10 AM
skateboarding off the roof when i was like ten or so = bad idea
TheAtomicPunk
02-12-2007, 12:15 AM
Jumping out of garbage cans and scaring people that walked by = bad idea
Well, it's a good idea untill you scare the wrong person and they punch you in the face.
Inferius
02-12-2007, 12:18 AM
Trying to smoke weed off a spoon like someone might prepare an IV injection.
I was uneducated and hooked and impatient and anxious.
Hah I bet that weed is still somewhere in the workings of the stove.
Another bad idea: Snorting caffeine pills.
Another bad idea: Making my first snowboard jump an 8 foot tall table top with a 2 foot drop off and icy landing.
Broken wrist.
But theres somthing yummy about pain... From then on, you know you could handle it.
High Plains Drifter
02-12-2007, 12:29 AM
breaking down doors.
delusionsofNORMALity
02-12-2007, 12:31 AM
she seemed like a good idea at the time
:S2: a decade later i could have shot myself for the thought
slipknotpsycho
02-12-2007, 12:48 AM
climbing up the decoative part of a car port... meh i can't find a picture, anyways there's one of these things at all four corners, it's what holds it up, but it has ivy looking stuff intertwining all over it.. it made a little ladder...
anyays i'm climbing up it to get on the roof, and to climb up it you have to stick your toes in the little spaces... well i get all the way up to the top and my hand slips... but my foot is still in the little space... my foot gets caught... and i'm hanging upside down, from the roof by one foot!
o.0 the only way i'm getting down is to somehow get my foot out of my shoe and drop...
another time i'm up on the roof already and we had my uncles 60's VW van (you know the ones with the flat noses...) parked beside the house... for some dumbass fucking reason, i thought it'd be a good idea to try and jump from the roof onto the van, AFTER IT HAD JUST GOT DONE RAINING...
ericwt
02-12-2007, 01:14 AM
she seemed like a good idea at the time
:S2: a decade later i could have shot myself for the thought
Ditto! Big mistake getting married. Glad I am free now.
delusionsofNORMALity
02-12-2007, 01:17 AM
Ditto! Big mistake getting married. Glad I am free now.
once you've make that particular mistake, you're never really free again.
Skink
02-12-2007, 01:32 AM
Smoking a joint in a jail cell because it was in your sock and they missed it on the pat down... True story!!!
slowlickitysplit
02-12-2007, 02:18 AM
I believed her when she told me she was safe! HA! He's 12 now!
LOL
- Slow -
darkside
02-13-2007, 02:44 AM
Smoking a joint in a jail cell because it was in your sock and they missed it on the pat down... True story!!!
you are my hero. did you get caught? that would be a funny situation
smokingskeleton
02-13-2007, 02:49 AM
Jumping off a roof into a big pile of snow. Didn't realise the big pile of snow was half snow and half logs.
Inferius
02-13-2007, 03:36 AM
Jumping off a roof into a big pile of snow. Didn't realise the big pile of snow was half snow and half logs.
FUCKkkkkkkk !
slipknotpsycho
02-13-2007, 03:54 AM
i hate high impacts on tree/logs... why the fuck does it hurt so bad? i mean i'd rather get hit by a 2x4 then a log of equal weight.. o.0
and i've had alot of bad ideas... shit, one time me and a friend thought it'd be a good idea to chunk this old R/C car i had (it was fuckin huge) up on to the overpass and see how bad a car would crush it (we weren't trying to hurt anyone or anything lol, just didn't quite think right..) so we chunk it up there... and we here tires screeching, never any impact tho... then we hear sirens... and we peek, and IT'S A FUCKING COP! he starts yelling at us to get over there and we take off running.. barely got away from him too... i never fucked around the freeways again either lol..
one time carrying over an ounce of bud, and quite a few sweets, me my brother and a couple of friends are going from the friends neighborhood to mine, which is seperated by a 8 lane freeway... instead of walking 4 blocks either way (i mean seriously, who the fuck wants to go all that far out of their way just to cross 8 lanes???) we just run across the center (like normal) cop sees us and throws on his lights... knowing we have weed and all face jail here (i was the only one legal to be carrying the blunts and i wasn't.. and we all had priors..) we burn the fuck off, take the hell off running, (the reason it's dumb now, cuz i realize the cop wouldn't have even serached us, he probably just woulda told us not to do that again) barely make it back to my house as we're watching the roads from in the house... there was atleast 3 cars looking for us...
the last one i'm not going to bother explaining the whole story (if you wanna know find the "what's the most dangerous thing you've ever done" thread) but daring a friend to go steal a car, then getting in it... barely got away from the cops that time too (technically we got caught, but becasue friend had warrants and took off running after the crash, and me and my brother stayed, we basicly talked our way out of facing charges on it.)
damn i must not be as unlucky with cops as i always think i am...
Dro_Princess
02-13-2007, 03:57 AM
Dont use 2 quartesr as a roach clip you will blister your fingers.
JohhnyPotSmoker
02-13-2007, 04:14 AM
rocket rollerskates, long story involving rollerskates and fireworks
slipknotpsycho
02-13-2007, 04:24 AM
OOOO! firework wars..
yup you just reminded me of those.... not the best idea... my brother got his foot cut prettty damn bad when my other brother stuffed some bottle rockets backwards into a glass bottle, layed it down on it's side and lit it... went flying into a dumpster and shattered.. the flying glass cut his foot...
Pipe Dreams
02-13-2007, 06:44 AM
BB gun fights are a bad idea
Riding on the trunk/hood of a car is a bad idea
BB gun fights are a bad idea
Riding on the trunk/hood of a car is a bad idea
Ghost ride the whip!
Skink
02-13-2007, 06:51 AM
you are my hero. did you get caught? that would be a funny situation
I did not get caught... there was an open window and only a dispatcher at the desk... I asked for ciggs and he gave me a half a pack of Marlboros and a pack of matchs then went back to the desk... I smoked the joint and flinged the raoch...
weedmaster
02-13-2007, 07:14 AM
trying to build a joint outside when it's windy.
krons
02-13-2007, 07:47 AM
i got one.
never drink the bong water.
Skink
02-13-2007, 07:59 AM
i got one.
never drink the bong water.
never drink yellow water either...
trynagethigh
02-13-2007, 09:29 AM
climbing up the decoative part of a car port... meh i can't find a picture, anyways there's one of these things at all four corners, it's what holds it up, but it has ivy looking stuff intertwining all over it.. it made a little ladder...
anyays i'm climbing up it to get on the roof, and to climb up it you have to stick your toes in the little spaces... well i get all the way up to the top and my hand slips... but my foot is still in the little space... my foot gets caught... and i'm hanging upside down, from the roof by one foot!
o.0 the only way i'm getting down is to somehow get my foot out of my shoe and drop...
another time i'm up on the roof already and we had my uncles 60's VW van (you know the ones with the flat noses...) parked beside the house... for some dumbass fucking reason, i thought it'd be a good idea to try and jump from the roof onto the van, AFTER IT HAD JUST GOT DONE RAINING...
Hey Slip did you look something like this?
slipknotpsycho
02-13-2007, 08:59 PM
Hey Slip did you look something like this?
yeah pretty much, except it's a miracle i didn't break my ankle, because i was facing the other way...
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