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memoryburner
02-10-2007, 08:15 PM
Woah...my friend is in a load of shit. Yesterday...me,him, his gf, and 2 friends were gonna smoke. But I had to go home to get a credit card so I could get 20 dollars...His gf let him drive me (he doesnt have a liscense...but knows how to drive really good) and everything was going good, we got the money, got the weed, and went back to his house. One of his friends didnt wanna smoke...so we left him there, and everyone else went and got into the car. Again, his gf let him drive (so we could go find a spot to smoke) he went around the block, and when we got around, whos driving up? His dad. So everyones like "oh shit, just drive back to your house" and he does. His dad isnt too mad about him driving. He and his dad went inside the house, and his dad was walking upstairs when the friend that we left behind asks "did you guys smoke yet?" and his dad heard. His dad started yelling at him threatening to call Rick James (his probation officer...he was on probation from something that happened like 2 years ago). We all left and got my friend to down some vinegar. Would this help him pass a drug test if he has to take one? I just called him...hes with his probation officer...if he screws up, he will have to go to juvy for 6 months.

robert42
02-10-2007, 08:43 PM
LOL CALL RICK JAMES WHAT A NAME FOR A PO!!!

orange floyd
02-10-2007, 09:43 PM
vinegar wont do shit

4gan2ja0
02-10-2007, 09:51 PM
haha rick james hahah

Gatekeeper777
02-10-2007, 09:57 PM
My po was Tommy Chong.... ROFLMMFAO .BUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!


When he shows up does he say: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!" ??

Pink_Floyd
02-10-2007, 10:32 PM
haha... Rick James

you know you ruined the whole mood of the story by adding that right? :P

memoryburner
02-10-2007, 10:49 PM
Yeah. But i figured it was worth mentioning. lol

Matt the Funk
02-10-2007, 10:54 PM
LMFAO! I'm rick james bitch!

MotleyCrueBoy24
02-11-2007, 01:46 AM
WOOT!!

I'll call up Rick James and have him play ya'll "Mary Jane"

Boricua
02-11-2007, 01:53 AM
True story here. A freind of mine got caught by the police smoking. The popos called his parents. He told his parents he wasnt smoking so his parents decided to take him to take a drug test in 4 hours. He took two shots of vinegar and drank a whole lot of water and the lucky bastard got a negative on the test. And alot of other people have told me that a couple of shots of vinegar can clean you.

memoryburner
02-11-2007, 05:28 AM
My friends test came back negative. Lucky for him. He drank more vinegar when he went home yesterday. According to him it "Gave me the worst shits of my life, but worked"

Samwhore
02-11-2007, 08:01 AM
LMFAO! I'm rick james bitch!

I dont see whats so funny, my PO was named Mary Jane

BOYZNUS
02-11-2007, 08:13 AM
I AM A TRUCK DRIVER,, AND GET RANDOMED A FEW TIMES A YEAR.

I HAVE USED PEE-CLEAN GOODIES, (VINAGER, NITRATES, ETC) AND HAVE FAILED,,,,, PEE WAS TOO CLEAN.

Stoner-Sam
02-12-2007, 10:03 AM
My po was Tommy Chong.... ROFLMMFAO .BUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!


When he shows up does he say: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!" ??

Nono. He says " I'm Rick James, and I have heard you have been playing with my bitch"

lazy smoker7
02-12-2007, 10:12 AM
True story here. A freind of mine got caught by the police smoking. The popos called his parents. He told his parents he wasnt smoking so his parents decided to take him to take a drug test in 4 hours. He took two shots of vinegar and drank a whole lot of water and the lucky bastard got a negative on the test. And alot of other people have told me that a couple of shots of vinegar can clean you.
actually the vinegar didnt do shit. If he was clean b4 he smoked and then he smoked like a few bowls and he took a drug test 4 hours later he would still pass. I heard it takes 12 hours after you smoke for it to show up in your drug test :jointsmile: ( well I just heard about this so I dont know if it true.. so am what I am sayign is true? )

nikweiser
02-12-2007, 12:20 PM
fuck yo couch!

peaceandlove420
02-12-2007, 03:47 PM
Rick James bwahahaha! That is too ephing great.

memoryburner
02-12-2007, 06:51 PM
I could almost picture his dad yelling "IM CALLING RICK JAMES BITCH!"

AlwaysBlazed
02-12-2007, 07:00 PM
I wouldn't let him call the cops, i would have the kid tell his dad to stop being a fucking narc dickhead.

TheFatKid
02-12-2007, 07:13 PM
UNITYYYYYYYY

Stoner-Sam
02-12-2007, 08:40 PM
I could almost picture his dad yelling "IM CALLING RICK JAMES BITCH!"

Yeh hahahahaha, that sounds like Rick James is gonna bust him up cos he fucked wit his gyal mary jane hahahaha.

Nochowderforyou
02-12-2007, 09:23 PM
vinegar wont do shit

Yes, it will. Vinegar, along with green tea and cranberry juice, are great cleansers for getting rid of unwanted toxins in your system. :)

cannabis=freedom
02-16-2007, 06:53 PM
The name Rick James has made me laugh my fucking ass off every time it's been mentioned.

TheAtomicPunk
02-16-2007, 09:53 PM
actually the vinegar didnt do shit. If he was clean b4 he smoked and then he smoked like a few bowls and he took a drug test 4 hours later he would still pass. I heard it takes 12 hours after you smoke for it to show up in your drug test :jointsmile: ( well I just heard about this so I dont know if it true.. so am what I am sayign is true? )

I'm not sure. It could be true because my friend passed her test and she was baked when she took it :smokin: