View Full Version : Bannanas get you high!!
16 times green
12-02-2004, 04:39 PM
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of _Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.
1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder. Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking three or four cigarettes. v
Cas420
12-02-2004, 05:22 PM
hahahahahahhahahaha
dude i'd rather just stick to smoking weed then peeling 15 punds of bananas
XxSouthernLightsxX
12-02-2004, 05:27 PM
i'll wait till they have hydroponicly grown bannanas, then you'll only need 4-5lbs if its good shit.
have you tried this? I'm actually kinda interested just to see how a bannana high would feel
UserName AlphaNiner
12-02-2004, 05:31 PM
This is a bullshit recipe from the anarchist cookbook.
There is no such thing as musa sapientum bananadine.
You might get high if you smoke it and keep it in your lungs for 30 seconds....though, oxigen deprivation can do that to you.
This may have spawned from the latin name of banannas....'musa sapientum' ... fruit of the Gods.
Fuck if I know. I just know this is a silly recipe. Even if it DID work, who the fuck would do something like this? There's better ways to get high...legally and illegally.
Kombucha
12-02-2004, 05:38 PM
Im pretty sure banana skins can get you high - I'm not sure how you do it though
UserName AlphaNiner
12-02-2004, 05:49 PM
My bad, 'musa sapientum' means fruit of the wise men.
Anywho, it's still just ridiculous propganda coming from the same book that wrote
"Toads
1. collect 5-10 toads, frogs will not work. The best kind are tree toads
2. Kill them as painlessly as possible, and skin them immediately.
3. Allow the skins to dry in a refrigerator for four to five days, or until the skins are brittle.
4. Now crush the skinsinto a powder and smoke. Due to its bad taste you can mix it with a more fragrent smoking medium."
DMT is on certain species of toads...ya...but come on.
For your own safety, don't fuck with shit that this book says...it's 90% BS and you'll only hurt yourself or others by following it.
Too many steps even if it was true. 15lbs of bannanas lol. If you want a good short term trip Use Salvia. Its legal and you can buy it at some headshops/online
kiwigirl
12-02-2004, 08:25 PM
I found this at http://www.righto.com/anarchy/
"Does the Anarchist Cookbook really contain errors?
Yes. Lots of them. A classic error is the recipe for extracting the drug bananadine from banana peels. The flaw is that bananadine does not exist; it was mentioned in the March 1967 Berkeley Barb as a joke but the Anarchist Cookbook took it seriously. [Reference: "Storming Heaven: LSD and the American Dream, p. 336, thanks to Lamont Granquist.]"
Euphoric
12-02-2004, 09:06 PM
This is a bullshit recipe from the anarchist cookbook.
There is no such thing as musa sapientum bananadine.
You might get high if you smoke it and keep it in your lungs for 30 seconds....though, oxigen deprivation can do that to you.
This may have spawned from the latin name of banannas....'musa sapientum' ... fruit of the Gods.
Fuck if I know. I just know this is a silly recipe. Even if it DID work, who the fuck would do something like this? There's better ways to get high...legally and illegally.
exactly. it was a myth started by the anarchist's cookbook. nutmeg on the other hand can fuck you up :)
Proof
12-02-2004, 09:18 PM
ino ppl who have tryed this bannana thing they didnt get high lol can someone explain what a nutmeg is iv asked many of times :(
Euphoric
12-02-2004, 09:22 PM
a nutmeg is a seed from some trees in indonesia or something. its a popular spice (youll find it on the spice racks at grocery stores every time) used for eggnog shit. www.erowid.org has all you need to know about the high itself, but thats what a nutmeg is i think :)
Pestiferous
12-03-2004, 04:57 AM
Hook me up with all the bannanas if yall dont feel like eating them...
Encatuse
12-03-2004, 06:20 AM
Hahahah, my friend actually tried this except his version of the anarchist cookbook told him to put it under your eyelid. If you find a recipe on the internet and try it without looking into its legitimacy.. well perhaps an uncomfortable burning in your eyes and a scratched cornia is just what you deserve. BTW... he didn't get high.
People these days'll do anything for a high. ^.^
Dish out the extra dollars and go do heroin, it's probably safer then half the "HERES A RECIPE TO GET HIGH" alternatives running rampant on the internet.
And no Im not saying to do heroin, I was using it in a sarcastic sense.
DrGonzo
12-03-2004, 05:47 PM
my buddy and I tried the banana recipe, the nutmeg recipe, and the peanut shell recipe all in one night...it was winter, and we were smoking the bong outside in the cold because of the reekiness.
first we tried the banana peel shavings...didn't do nothing, tasted like ass. made my (inexpereinced) friend cough a lot. (he had never done any illegal drugs so he was trying these alternatives)
then HE tried the nutmeg...he had barely half a hit before he turned red and started coughing again, I sniffed the bong and said 'no thanks!' (and yes I know you're supposed to eat nutmeg, but we were bored)
then we put the peanut skins in, and smoked like 8 bowls of that...amazingly enough, it did absoloutely nothing to us! no high, no coughs, no noticeable taste at all! although the bong forever smelled of peanut butter after that...
after all this I said 'alright fuck this I'm gettin baked' and packed the bong with some real weed. then my buddy must've thought it was still peanut skins, so he took a fat rip (and didn't cough I might add) and got REALLLY stoned. he commented on how he was starting to feel the peanuts, and I told him, 'dude I put weed in there like ten miinutes ago, this is our third bowl' and he was genuinely surprised.
then we got inside and warmed up and I introduced him to the joyous wonders of nutella while stoned; he's been a good smoking buddy ever since he found out that nothing really compares to weed.
The C
12-03-2004, 06:39 PM
MMM except lots of nutella when you's got the munchies!
show7stopper
02-04-2006, 07:34 PM
what the fuck!!! that is a complete waste of time and money just smoke a fuckin blunt or something
endo..jay
02-04-2006, 07:39 PM
the last post was a few months ago i really think they dont care
justinsane
02-04-2006, 07:41 PM
thats from the anarchist cookbook and does not work..
tried it.
cokekilla
02-04-2006, 08:20 PM
Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking three or four cigarettes. v what do u mean after 3 or 4 cigaretts? u smoke the powder?
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
02-04-2006, 09:38 PM
...We have some necromancers on these boards...
Bringing up year old topics...
Knock it off...
Das Boot
02-04-2006, 09:47 PM
This damn banana thing pops up at least once every 3 weeks. Why won't you people learn?
Synthesizer Man
02-05-2006, 01:16 AM
15lbs of bananas? £5 will get you enough weed to get high 2-3 times. I've tried banana skins, loads of people have, and nobody has ever got high. If they say they have then they've been chatting shit. At most it'll make you throw up!
Nochowderforyou
02-05-2006, 01:50 AM
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of _Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.
1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder. Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking three or four cigarettes. v
Get out of the Anarchist Cookbook man. 95% of that shit is a joke.
"Bananadine?" Appleadine...Orangeadine...Grapeadine...
sharpezor
02-05-2006, 09:14 AM
82 pounds of cat skins
3 dried oak roots
and a hamster tial
mix that shit together, snort ALL of it and stand on your head.
That'll get you FUCKED.
pinky27
02-05-2006, 09:22 AM
LMFAO sucha fucking funny thread
kizazz83
02-05-2006, 11:00 AM
hey, this is how i found this sight a lil under a year ago.
Jeff Spicoli
02-05-2006, 06:15 PM
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKIN STUPID RUMOR.
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKIN STUPID RUMOR.
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKIN STUPID RUMOR.
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKIN STUPID RUMOR.
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKIN STUPID RUMOR.
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKIN STUPID RUMOR.
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKIN STUPID RUMOR.
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKIN STUPID RUMOR.
CrAzYpOtHeAd
02-06-2006, 12:35 AM
it IS bullshit. Check google. I take it you got that fact from the anarchy cook book? Because 99% of the stuff in there is just bullshit and false facts.
Banana's will NOT get you high.
Joy.Discovery
02-06-2006, 01:09 AM
yeh i think the guy that wrote that book has admitted to never having tried 90% of the shit in there. it certainly made good reading for me and my friends when we were 13 tho ;)
genik
02-06-2006, 01:37 AM
like, i remember reading somewhere you can mix some rubbing alcohol and get drunk. rubbing alcohol is poison.
Fengzi
02-06-2006, 04:05 PM
Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog
Mix that up and boil for 2 days, add the resulting goo to a nice big flaggon of grog. Drink up and you'll trip hard. You'll also most likely turn into a goat but what the hell. You only live once.
orlandosinger
02-06-2006, 05:54 PM
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit.
That's a big-ass munch-out, even for a stoner.
smoke ranger
02-06-2006, 06:19 PM
its not prison, there is no reason to smoke bananas :o
Swizzy89304
02-07-2006, 12:07 AM
So you want me to spend £300 on bananas to get high, when I can just buy some kick ass weed for £40?
pixel
02-07-2006, 01:07 AM
dude i tried it like 15 times and it didnt work once
i dont have any money left i spent it all on bananas and lighters
jonny
02-07-2006, 08:42 PM
MY dads best mate/flatmate tried it in the 60's, the first time round people thought bananas could get you high - mostly down to the Donovan song "Mellow Yellow" and was really ill for about a week, he was unable to leave the sofa for the whole time, not from couchlock but because he was just too sick!!
he was vomiting bile for days!!
hahahaha
stinky610
02-08-2006, 02:08 AM
it would suck to consume 15 lbs of bananas and have nothin' to show for it but a sore sphincter and one less roll of toilet paper.
Yumans
04-27-2006, 08:18 PM
You people who say it doesn't work are fuckin idiots. You're just skeptics that talk out of ure ass. It does work, although the extent of it depends on the person. And those that say "just smoke a blunt", please realize I spent $4 to make a huge batch of this stuff, smoked 5 bowls and got high, and probably have enough to smoke 200 bowls. My roommate on the other hand only felt it very mildly. Stop talkin out of ure ass, morons.
Krogith
04-27-2006, 08:40 PM
Send me some banana dank then =P
tokinggreg
04-28-2006, 04:47 AM
the bananadine thing is just a myth, but here's a real recipe:
mix some sugar, spice, and everything nice together,
and BAM: perfect little girls.
Yumans
04-28-2006, 10:36 PM
tokinggreg its as real as THC in weed? Its real. I have some sitting right in front of me right now, moron.
Dextromethorphan
04-29-2006, 01:11 AM
Hey, here is a household high that is easy and feels GREAT:
take a shaker of salt and shake a lot of salt onto your eyes (make sure to do it to both of them)
let sit for 30 seconds
have your friend punch you in the face
EFFECT: blurred vision with possible hallucinations, severe dizziness
Note: this isn't for everyone. I suggest you have a trip sitter. It might be too intense for some.
krustythfreakinclown
04-29-2006, 05:18 AM
the bananadine thing is just a myth, but here's a real recipe:
mix some sugar, spice, and everything nice together,
and BAM: perfect little girls.
Girls are a great drug, but HIGHLY addictive and they WILL crush your soul. Be careful when around such harmful elements...
I just saw a (former) friend of mine commit a federal crime tonight over a bitch that doesn't give a shit about him. Oh, the frustration...
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