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JaggedEdge
02-10-2007, 02:17 AM
Well, i just learned how to make fake facials via photo shop. They aren't great but I got to deface a few ex-girlfriends. :D I kind of want to send them the pictures but I will hold back.
Any of you ladies want a fake facial? Post a pic if you do, but I doubt anyone will take me up on that offer...
Britney Spears is next... than again I'm sure there will be real pictures of her soon enough.
Samwhore
02-10-2007, 02:18 AM
BWHWHWAHAHHAHAAHAH
paris hilton next?
ju99al0b0mb3r
02-10-2007, 03:04 AM
haha
post pix
Samwhore
02-10-2007, 03:05 AM
he'd get banned for that, "disturbing pics"
ju99al0b0mb3r
02-10-2007, 03:08 AM
oh
pm me a pic?
i wanna see this i love doing random shit in photoshop
slipknotpsycho
02-10-2007, 03:31 AM
i want to see it to see how real it actually looks...
slipknotpsycho5891 at yahoo dot com...
mail me a sample lol... you can even do a new pic (if your'e scared somehow of me seeing on fo your exs or some shit, i just wanna see how real you can ge twith the shit....)
dutch.lover
02-10-2007, 03:55 AM
are you sure he would get banned? if he posted a pic of Britney Spears or someone, and it's fabricated, then what's the harm.
I would love to see a Britney facial! lol
but don't risk it if you really think u will get banned.
JaggedEdge
02-10-2007, 03:56 AM
I sent you two slip. The originals I had to get off the net because i lost all tgeir photos on my own comp. i know you can make them look more real, i just dont think i'm good enough yet.
The cum seems to white in most of them...
JaggedEdge
02-10-2007, 03:57 AM
are you sure he would get banned? if he posted a pic of Britney Spears or someone, and it's fabricated, then what's the harm.
I would love to see a Britney facial! lol
but don't risk it if you really think u will get banned.
Hopefully a mod will reply with an answer. I could see how posting an ex could be bad, but a celeb might work. Not sure though.
systemofadown
02-10-2007, 06:09 AM
I wanna see how real it looks, pm me.
Skink
02-10-2007, 06:13 AM
The skink is intrigued... from a photoshop perspective of course...
punkabilly
02-10-2007, 06:22 AM
just do it
slipknotpsycho
02-10-2007, 06:43 AM
hey jagged, if you want Jasc Paintshop Pro 7 (full version, even has animation shop 3) email me tellin me you want it and i'll send it to you.... i can send you the file.
JaggedEdge
02-10-2007, 08:23 AM
I wanna see how real it looks, pm me.
We don't have PM here. I always here people talking about it and I know mods can PM us, but I don't think the regular joe has PM... Right?
RyanTheCaveman
02-10-2007, 08:26 AM
haha thats awesome...post up a pic.
smoking habit
02-10-2007, 07:22 PM
slipknot, talk to me on AIM if you would be able to send it to me. AIM: adamv44
thanks.
birdgirl73
02-10-2007, 08:33 PM
I tend to think, considering that this is a cannabis Web site, the picture idea would be pushing the edge, but I can see how it'd be debatable since it'd be a fake picture instead of a real one. Still, it's preferable that you send those to each other on your own instead of posting them here.
That post above that contains the tutorial link has to go, I'm afraid, because of its other contents/pictures. If I don't take it down, someone else will shortly. When we see porn site links, we take them down. I'm sure some have been missed at times, but if we see them, they go. So here goes. . .
JaggedEdge
02-10-2007, 10:41 PM
I understand. I figured posting a link to the site may be frowned upon but doubted it would result in a ban. Thanks for the response.
Now that I got that out my system though I'm going to see what else photoshop can do, lol.
Sorry for the mistake BG.
Markass
02-10-2007, 11:01 PM
The skink is intrigued... from a photoshop perspective of course...
lol
slipknotpsycho
02-11-2007, 12:16 AM
I understand. I figured posting a link to the site may be frowned upon but doubted it would result in a ban. Thanks for the response.
Now that I got that out my system though I'm going to see what else photoshop can do, lol.
Sorry for the mistake BG.
photo shop is amazing lol.... you can do anything, the only limitation is your imaginiation... shit you could put a picture of yourself boning some famous celeb and make it loook completely real, if you have the skill and time...
the yeag
02-11-2007, 12:19 AM
just do it in the name of science. being banned is not to bad i have heard. personaly i always take the high road and never ever break the rules.
birdgirl73
02-11-2007, 02:45 AM
I understand. I figured posting a link to the site may be frowned upon but doubted it would result in a ban. Thanks for the response.
Now that I got that out my system though I'm going to see what else photoshop can do, lol.
Sorry for the mistake BG.
No mistake, hun. Just one of those things. You're a good guy. And clearly one with good inherent creative instincts, considering you recognized Britney's potential as a facial candidate. If there's anyone out there who's meant for a contrived facial shot, it's Brit. Like you said, there are likely real ones out there someplace. LOL!
PhotoShop can do amazing things. I want to get better at it and do marvelous, wicked things with pictures of my dogs. And maybe also draw mustaches and eye patches on some shots of my husband the way we used to do with a black marker on magazines when we were kids . . . That was the way we made visual mischief in the dinosaur days before there were PCs.
MastaChronic
02-11-2007, 06:05 AM
That was the way we made visual mischief in the dinosaur days before there were PCs.
i dont use a pc for visual mischief
i use spray paint
spliffstar22
02-11-2007, 03:40 PM
lol, that's fuckin jokes, what brought you to even try creating fake cumshots in photoshop lol, you musta been pretty bored ........... anyways i wanna see it too
ninfan77
02-11-2007, 05:42 PM
Host them at photobucket and link us :)
cannabis campbell
02-12-2007, 12:28 AM
show some of the pics?
meloncoly
02-12-2007, 01:01 AM
I scroll through all these posts to the second page and no fake cumshots, I'm fucking disappointed.
JaggedEdge
02-12-2007, 02:45 AM
Obviously you didn't read all the posts or you would have seen that BirdGirl said said it would be pushing the limit of excepted material. No point in causing any problems here. If you would like to see it, post your email. I may or may not send you one.
I just did it to an ex. Excellent find.
JaggedEdge
02-12-2007, 04:16 AM
Ok. since the list of emails keeps growing I am going to wait until this thread dies and send it at one time. I will make one of a celeb. I don't want one of these girls finding it posted on the internet somewhere because one of you asses sent it to people. So expect an email in a couple days.
MrGreenFingaz
02-12-2007, 04:38 AM
Yo guys are like the government! you should have a link, you get the choice to click it or not to click it based upon the information you have recieved so far. Im not preachin for porn, theres other sites 4 that, why am i posting in this thread, i dunno, for democracy!
JaggedEdge
02-12-2007, 05:28 AM
I just did it to an ex. Excellent find.
Hehe glad you had fun just if you do anything with it send it out as a fake, I'm sure claiming it is real would fall under defimation of charater or something.
birdgirl73
02-12-2007, 06:28 AM
Guys, I love y'all all very much. But Jagged, I hope you got those emails noted down. I gotta take down the posts that contain email addresses. If you want to make them available, the better way is to put your email on your profile and then ref that in a thread. It's a little more indirect, but it helps slow down the spammers and scammers who roam this site looking for email addresses and will inundate you in a heartbeat. We do that for your protection from those folks.
So here goes again. . . . If you missed any of those addresses, Jagged, I'll trust that the ones who badly want the photos will put their email addresses on their profiles for you.
birdgirl73
02-12-2007, 06:38 AM
Those requesters, Jagged, were these folks (so you can check their profiles if you're so inclined):
ju99al0b0mb3r
OniEhtRedrum781
BabyFacedAbortion
Frivolous248
You four listed above? See my previous post about why I had to take those email addresses down from the thread.
Jagged, if you like, I can close this thread so it won't create any more work for either of us. Let me know!
nikweiser
02-12-2007, 12:25 PM
hey there was this sk8erman and his favorite number was 42 and he lived AT this dude named yahoos house in COMpton
hey jagged how are you doing =]
JaggedEdge
02-12-2007, 05:19 PM
hey there was this sk8erman and his favorite number was 42 and he lived AT this dude named yahoos house in COMpton
hey jagged how are you doing =]
Lol.
JaggedEdge
02-12-2007, 05:20 PM
Those requesters, Jagged, were these folks (so you can check their profiles if you're so inclined):
ju99al0b0mb3r
OniEhtRedrum781
BabyFacedAbortion
Frivolous248
You four listed above? See my previous post about why I had to take those email addresses down from the thread.
Jagged, if you like, I can close this thread so it won't create any more work for either of us. Let me know!
Haha, OK Bird Girl, I don't oppose this thread being locked, it is beginning to be a hassel. If they have their email there I will send it, but I have a feeling this is becoming a pain in the ass for you at this point. All names have been entered than.
Thank You.
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