crazy shit your friends say when high

[CheefaTheReefa]

haha i have alot. my friend always starts talking like cheech. and i always yell WHAT THE FUCK!!!
just to name a couple

[Grava Flave]

i lyk to add in random phrases in the middle of drug-induced conversations and sit back and laugh

lyk juss say 'yea elephants ARE pretty cool huh?"

in the middle of a convo that has absolutely nuthin to do wit animals period, let alone fuckin elephants

its fun

[FRYPOD]

MY FRIENDS ALWAYS START SCREAMING,AND TALKING ABOUT HOW I SHOULDNT GO TO WORK,AND THEY ALL SCREAM WAAAZZZZUUUUPPPP WHEN THEY R HIGH LOL

[CheefaTheReefa]

haha yea im always calling people and yelling whaaazzzzzuuuupppp

[2600HERTZ]

The most recent I have said was "im on the prowl" and it didnt apply to anything. I don;t guess my friends say anything crazy, i am probably the most insane of us all.

[HERBZILLA88]

last night my friend asked if i wanted some food and i just said "thats monstrous"...dont know why i said that

[Hardcore Newbie]

My buddy always tells me he's going to call his boss and cuss him out.

He also always says "Yo what was that? Dude I swear I thought I saw something, all those other times I was joking but this time I'm serious!" Haha it always gets us laughing.

[Podge_Boro]

Potatoe Waffles

sometimes i cnt stop tlkin and get the waffles
so i say waffles quite alot when i notice
i say any random shit that comes to my head

[Podge_Boro]

TOAST!

[TheAtomicPunk]

LOL WHAZZZUUUUPPP!!!
That's an international fun-word-to-hell-at-people-over-the-phone-while-baked thing

[40oz]

last night we were all drunk and high watching american psycho at probably 330 am. For some reason we paused it and a little beach volleyball flew threw the air somehow. One thing led to another and before we knew it we had a fierce game of beach volleyball going in our dorm room. We were all laughing the whole time. Im actually still laughing. haha.

[666300]

I have halarious thing to talk about with my friends. Like key phrases from funny shit we thought up some other time when we were baked.

[cannabis=freedom]

haha i have alot. my friend always starts talking like cheech. and i always yell WHAT THE FUCK!!!
just to name a couple

Hahaa omg I always talk like Cheech too. I'm highly skilled at voices and Cheech is probably my best; I can do him almost perfectly. The weird shit my friends and I say when baked varies greatly; getting stoned for me is like sailing on a ship to whatever weird, fucked up and hilarious water it will.

[Kon.Artist.]

I cant really say that we say a lot of stupid shit when we are high..

Maybe my stoner circle has evolved beyond that

Or they do it when im not paying attention

[Samwhore]

"I need to smoke pineneedles"
"Let's have foot sex"

both said by my retarded best friend, oh yeah theres also

"These squirrells are freaking me out"

[cannabis=freedom]

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"These squirrells are freaking me out"[/QUOTE]


Hahahahhahahaaaa.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yesterday my friend was talking about "What if the universe was created by Tim Burton? And that fake deer in that ladies yard was actually real and we weren't."

He went on talking about the threads of reality untill I was like "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT HILL" and grabbed the snowboard out of his hand and ran.

"I think I pissed myself on your couch"
"Get the bongwater off the floor my moms coming"
"You CAN NOT weigh the weed using a ruler a pencil and a penny stop fucking around" (I totaly beleive you can)

[Samwhore]

"These squirrells are freaking me out"

me and my friend were smoking some bowls in the woods, and we got WAY blazed, then there were like 4 squirrells flying at us making freak noises and thats what he said, and thats when we left

[memoryburner]

One time we were in the car...and out of nowhere my friend says (with a british accent) "One day...i was smokin my peace pipe...and i got serosis of the liver"

[vileoxidation]

One of my friends always goes on epic journeys to get sandwiches from the kitchen.

He will be gone for like ten minutes, and he will come back and tell us about how he had to look for his groceries, and he has to look for trails or clues, and how they lead him to other clues, and he has to interrogate people and food and silverware just to find the things to make his sandwich.

He is still pretty new, he only started smoking regularly like two months ago, but its pretty funny. He will realize the next day and just smack himself for how ridiculous he sounds.

[hello3pat]

"This food is like an orgy in my mouth!"

When I used to smoke in some baseball feilds we had to cross a soccer feild, one night I brought a freind along on the way back accross the soccar feild, "Holy shit, I think where lost!"

[Oh F Yeah]

............and so does Mr Jenkins.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Mr Jenkins? Hey that's my ex bongs name. RIP Marvin Jenkins

Today we were walking up my friends drive way and he's like "Damn what are we doing here I dont want to go home, let's go back to your house" after we spent 15 minutes walking to his house from mine.

[ReUp]

Hmm...We just define reality as we know it...daily.

[moretoweed]

this is always fun to do to someone ask them if they know whats going on if they say yes ask them if theyre sure about that then ask them again do you know whats going on if they say yes again ask them whats going on then and they get completely lost as you are now probly from reading that;)

[CheefaTheReefa]

Today we were walking up my friends drive way and he's like "Damn what are we doing here I dont want to go home, let's go back to your house" after we spent 15 minutes walking to his house from mine.



haha dude we did the exact samething like a week ago. we'd get out the truck and start walking and like halfway there we'll all be like fuck this and we walk back.
then we always ask why did we just do that?

[Matt the Funk]

............and so does Mr Jenkins.

Hahahah that is the name of some gay math tutor that worked at my elementary. I tend to make noises.

[TheAtomicPunk]

haha dude we did the exact samething like a week ago. we'd get out the truck and start walking and like halfway there we'll all be like fuck this and we walk back.
then we always ask why did we just do that?

Yea that's totally it! I'd be like "why would you even consider walking in the cold for yet another 15 minutes, let's go make some food". When walking through the neighborhood I like to have a designated walker that knows whats going on and stops us from doing what we like to do. Only because I don't care what I'm not allowed to do because it's irresistabley fun.

[666300]

Whenever it's sunny and me and my friends go outside to get high at school or are already high and go outside we always go "man, it's sooo bright out". I'm not sure why but it's gotten funny somehow.