JUST started smoking. give me some tips / methods.

[ballllin]

i got the weed.


i need a way to smoke it.

obviously can't roll blunts or joints (nor do i have papers.. btw, can i just go to a liquor store and ask for cigarrette papers if i'm under 18?)

i been using soda cans, but i hear they're bad...

anyways, as i said, i need a way to smoke it, preferably without smoke cus i live with my parents.

are there good vaporizers for under $100 that i can get online? i also need it so the box (when it arrives) doesnt say MARIJUANA.COM or some weed pictures or something insane to give it away. i need a way to order a vaporizer so that it arrives as if it were a normal shipment of amazon or ebay or something.

basically,
recommend me some good vaporizers
and
give me good ways to make homemade stuff to smoke

[Samwhore]

apples!

or just look at the pringle bong or steamroller that lil josh made

[ballllin]

what's a steamroller?

i'm about to search the pringle bong


and i hear apples don't work too well? don't even think i have some in the house lmao

[the yeag]

do your research n00ob. that is why we have the forums..those threads were made to answer questions. they are not virtual toilet paper.

[Samwhore]

do your research n00ob. that is why we have the forums..those threads were made to answer questions. they are not virtual toilet paper.

I smell ASSCLOWN pics

[ballllin]

looked at the pringle bong... i don't have a "top of a bong piece" to put on the pringles container..

gimme a good vaporizer!

[Samwhore]

and i hear apples don't work too well? don't even think i have some in the house lmao

n00b, you dont work too well, apples work great, its the person who drills them who messes them up

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

bro you have 2 use your imagination..try 2 by papers or blunts ive been buying them since i was 13,as long as you dont look like a prep and act cool they should let you get them,just act cool go 2 a gas staion wait till theres know one in side (i would go at night when theres only 1 person working )
go and buy a drink and like a bag of chips or something and when they say anything else say oh yeah let me get a pack of papers (i recomend job 1.25)
all they can do is say no,also if you go to a dot head store they usally have pipes and hookas....good luck and remeber just act cool

[Samwhore]

bro you have 2 use your imagination..try 2 by papers or blunts ive been buying them since i was 13,as long as you dont look like a prep and act cool they should let you get them,just act cool go 2 a gas staion wait till theres know one in side (i would go at night when theres only 1 person working )
go and buy a drink and like a bag of chips or something and when they say anything else say oh yeah let me get a pack of papers (i recomend job 1.25)
all they can do is say no,also if you go to a dot head store they usally have pipes and hookas....good luck and remeber just act cool
when you walk in, dont have those shifty eyes

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

also just hang around some stoners..and making smoking utensils ive used pill bottels toilet,paper roles,2 lieter bottles,gravity bong:D as for bowls ive used tinfoil(bad for you) socets,and my favorite that i use all the time bullet shells..also if your parents smoke ciggs steal 1 knock out the tobacoo insert the ganja..hope i helped

[ballllin]

haha thx for all the help


i think i'll try the lightbulb vaporizer / apple / soda can for now.
i'm trying to choose between vaporstar's and vaporgenie's.

leaning towards varpogenies..

[memoryburner]

Just think of something. Dam ur lucky, when i first started smoking, i had no idea what a vaporizor was or anything like that...then ozzfest...and i bought a pipe. Best decision ever

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

ive only had one experiance with a vap it was a cheap one and i was not 2 impresed with it it took forever and it only blew out a lil puff of smoke..i would just sneak out your window and blaze one..or just open da window and put a fan blowing it out da window..you can also make a steamroller i make em out of pvc pipe (proly not good for you) take a swiss army knive and use the corkscrew thing on it and find a socket or something as a bowl and for a screen on sinks there is usualy a screen in the spicket part..thats what i got on my gasmask

[ballllin]

i just ordered a vaporstar from their site... hopefully it ships fast to the U.S.

kuz L.A. is where i riiiide

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

i dont understand why your gonna get a vap when your worryed about your parents papers are pretty easy to hide..dont you think your parents are gonna be curious when a package comes that they dont know what it is..you dont think they will search your room..i think it would be alot easyer hiding papers or a pipe

[ballllin]

vapes don't have smoke or odor. or minimal smoke and odor.

i kno my room doesn't have good ventilation, so i'd rather go with a vape.

and don't worry about "random packages" arriving. i get like 2 shipments a week kuz i online shop all the time.

[MOBABN]

Where's that thread about sticking the raw weed in your ass? Works every time.

donno but it should have been a sticky.

[LIP]

You aint gunner get a vape worth having for 100$ or less. That's the way it is. Lightbulb vapes suck. Smoking it is the easiest way.

You shouldnt be hiding it from your parents anyway.

[Podge_Boro]

buy some pre-rolled cones CYCLONE BLUNTS WHOLESALE (http://www.herbsmoke.com/cyclone_blunts/) if you cant roll and like a joint/blunt

its easy to make a bong from a bottle, a pen and a socket from a socket set. and the water should be no problem, and im glad to hear your gonna start smokin, enjoy yourself :hippy:

[Zimzum]

my tip is - Don't spill Bong water!

And I wouldn't recommend the light bulb vap.. You get caught with that and your parents or whoever are gonna think your freebasing something much worse than weed.

[Nochowderforyou]

Just put together a pipe using nuts and bolts of various sizes. Use your imagination.

Or use a bucket bong.

[smokin dope]

roll up

[smokin dope]

my tip is - Don't spill Bong water!

And I wouldn't recommend the light bulb vap.. You get caught with that and your parents or whoever are gonna think your freebasing something much worse than weed.

lol ya but then you can explain its for weed, and let them smell it. theres such a different odor from bud and cc. haha.

[ballllin]

i'm try the water bottle bong later. it'll be really easy to set up.


right now, i got one of the cylinder carboard cases that u carry posters in, have one at like 8 inches. made a hole at the end, stuck in the mouthpiece of a trumpet i jacked from someone at skool.

very simple bowl, haven't tried it, but i don't see how it can go wrong.

btw,
what should i put underneath the weed and the actual hole of the mouthpiece? i kno i shouldn't use tinfoil...thinkin bout just gettin some apple skin and pokin holes and using that.

i'll post pics up later.

[Samwhore]

Where's that thread about sticking the raw weed in your ass? Works every time.

HHAHAHA, mods deleted it,

[RyanTheCaveman]

lol...weed up your ass...you gotta be an idiot to think that...

anyways i would just make a apple pipe, if you make it right it can be good.
and apple are good.
theres all kidns of ways to make bowls outta of. Stoners are very creative.
BUt for you, i would just add that papers/blunts are best for you. its easy to hide.
You can ask friend stoners to buy a bowl off them.
Peace man.

[Thepossumdance]

wow lol that is the one smoking accessory I will never own (a vape) just me not knockin all ya'll that like em

I like to... SMOKE... not vaporize lol
like besides getting high i just enjoy smoking in general the act of smoking a blunt or J or even outa a pipe or bong

[sneakybastard]

You shouldnt be hiding it from your parents anyway.


Why not?

[Perp]

Cheapest is to go get a pack of papers and just start rolling but admittedly it can be difficult if you're new. Easiest is go buy a small wooden or metal pipe and just pop a bud in the bowl and spark 'er up.

[LIP]

Why not?

Coz if your so scared of your parents finding out your too young to be smoking weed.

[FreeVenice]

here here, grow up first then take up a habit. You got to know that you really want it and that your not going to waist your time/life with it. Reality first, faded later. . .

[xxxhazexxx]

Coz if your so scared of your parents finding out your too young to be smoking weed.

aint that the truth:stoned:

[LIP]

It's a shame all these little kids dont grow up and act mature about it.

It's like "Oh... i smoke weed but im no ninja my parents will never find out... nevermind the smell or the fact im passed out of the floor with a bag of weed in pocket"

They're so young they seriously think they can hide it. But we all know, parents find out eventually, so you might as well just be striaght with them... if they love you they'll respect your opinion, and if they dont you know you need to move.

I just wish these kids wouldnt come on to an adult site asking for tips to hide their smoking habbits from they're parents.

But hey, were never going to drum any sense into them so ima just let them carry on their sad lives... hiding their habbits from their parents cos they're so scared!

[Podge_Boro]

use music speakers
they have a sprt of gauze material in them
or go to the nearest headshop if you have one
pick some up for dirt cheap
i got 5 for 60p which im guessing is about a dollar

[xxxhazexxx]

It's a shame all these little kids dont grow up and act mature about it.

It's like "Oh... i smoke weed but im no ninja my parents will never find out... nevermind the smell or the fact im passed out of the floor with a bag of weed in pocket"

They're so young they seriously think they can hide it. But we all know, parents find out eventually, so you might as well just be striaght with them... if they love you they'll respect your opinion, and if they dont you know you need to move.

I just wish these kids wouldnt come on to an adult site asking for tips to hide their smoking habbits from they're parents.

But hey, were never going to drum any sense into them so ima just let them carry on their sad lives... hiding their habbits from their parents cos they're so scared!

my nephews spoke to my sister up front about it,shes got 3 boys when they where 15-16 they told they mum that they smoked bud (i got the blame lol) she told them that she whould rather smoke weed than drink and she told them to smoke it in there bedrooms so she knew they where safe,they are now 33-23-20 they still live at home they all work (plaswterer capet fitter retail)and they are good bots. so to all the little boys if your scared dont do it peace:jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile:

[Thepossumdance]

I told my mom I smoked bud from the beginning she was happier that I was truthful...

wait a 33yr old man lives at home? lol umm ouch really?

[robert42]

take your time, moderation is key.

if your smokin daily have a day or two a week off, dont smoke if you got stuff to do, dont smoke before work/school.

Dont be another stereotypical stoner!

Were all unique.

[xxxhazexxx]

yep 33 he lives there with his girlfriend its very exspencive to get a morgage here so peeps stay at home and save up,and he pays the bills with his bros as i said there good boys:D