Whats the closest call you've had with a cop?

[d00d557]

Last friday my friends and I spent the night at a seniors house and toked it up and whatnot but thats not the story. We had to wake up at like 8:30 because my friend had a 9:30 hair appointment(wtf?). Anyway so we leave and get into Germantown (Where we live, btw the cops there are the worse just because they are always on your ass its scary there, stoners worst nightmare). So we're about to go over some railroad tracks and we see a dude that got pulled over and we're like, dude that really sucks. Then up ahead we see two cop cars side by side on the right and we're like......shitttttttttttttttttt. So of course he pulls us over I just knew he would. So the two people in the driver seat and passenger seat start freaking out a little. My friend who was in the passenger seat had weed on him and was trying to pass the weed back to me and shit as the cops getting out of the car. I tell him to fucking hold onto it because i'm not getting caught with that shit in case we got searched. So the cop comes up and says show me your license blah blah blah and the driver is 16(not supposed to have more than one passenger and there were 4 passengers, and we have expired tags at the same time) so he just says that he saw my friend up front not wearing his seatbelt and supposedly me and the guy in the middle? Which kinda puzzles me because you can't see in the middle, anyway so all the while the driver is digging around for his insurance we're praying he doesn't feel like searching the car. By the way I have a piece, as I mentioned before my buddy had weed on him. To top it off we had beer in the trunk. So the cop just explains to us what we need to do for the fines and whatnot then goes back and we take the biggest breath. I guess 8:00 in the morning is too early for all that search bullshit. Basically I guess the moral of the story is keep you're cool and all will be fine. I know people have had way closer calls than that but that's my story. Sorry for the long ass read:S5:

[timothylearyisdead]

Close call man:S5:
The only time I've ever dealt with a cop besides when I was a little hooligan in gradeschool was when I was like 16 or 17 and I was a passenger in my friends car and we was gettin ready to smoke and drive around and I just got done packing a bowl when all of a sudden we saw the lights behind us. I dumped the weed back in the back and shoved that shit in my pocket at super speed. The cop just gave him a ticket for speeding and that was the end of it, he didn't even try to hassle us about anything. Personally I've never even been pulled over before, or had to deal with a cop since I strangled some kids on the bus in 7th grade.

[Kid Dynamite]

my closest call was getting arrested i guess.

[nikweiser]

my closest call was getting arrested i guess.

ill second that

[SmokeyDC]

the cop forgot to search the left pocket on my jeans hehe :S2:

[geonagual]

ill second that

and I will third that

[slipknotpsycho]

well if getting arrested counts, then that... otherwise i haven't had a close call... i've either got caught, or i didn't have anything on me to be caught with....

[Nation_1ne]

Saturday. A friend of mine picked me up in his Nissan 200SX and we headed off to a meeting spot for modded cars. We arrive there, look at the cars, chat to the drivers, watch some races, drifting, and burn outs. This is of course all illegal but amazingly entertaining, I'm happy too say most of the drivers are mature and try to be as safe as possible. The event starts quite early (6-8pm) but the racing etc. won't start until later, around 11pm and usually ending around 5am. Anyway my mate does a lil' bit of racing up and down the straights which was fun. We then decided to head off to the drifting area with a few mates who also drive Nissans (they belong to a club). We started doing some drifting which was real fun, anyway next thing I know the police drive by and bang on the lights. We shit ourselves cos' obviously we were considered to be driving recklessly, so we shot off trying to signal and ring the other drifters but no luck. We had quite a sweat on since we had weed in the car also, and the squad car had called for back up. We had no choice but to go in hiding for a while since we could see 3 or 4 cop cars searching around the area looking for us. After it had died down we shot off home. Doesn't sound much in writing but when we were in the process of being chased and having to hide it was quite worrying.

Oh, and the other guys that were caught were fine. We ended up meeting with them briefly before we went to make sure they were ok. They explained to us how the police threatened to confiscate their vechiles and told them too return home, which they did.

[nofx12345]

lets see
when i was 15 i got caught driving i had about an 8th in my pocket and my bowl. i had to stash the bowl in the waist of my pants and the bud in my sock
and i got away with it.
then after he towed my dads car and droped me off at home
i enjoyed a fat bowl with the weed i didnt get caught for.

[thcbongman]

I once had a pants of Jncos that saved my ass!

I don't know if people still wear them, but there are these baggy ass pants with big, deep pockets. When I was 15, I was with a couple of friends, and we were walking across a bridge to go into DC, and these cops on bikes stop us for smoking cigarettes. I thought I was literally screwed there. They found a vile on my friend with some ganja residue, and they searched the rest of us. I was so high, they had to hold me up while searching me. I had 1/2 OZ in one pocket and a pipe in the other. Luckily they didn't reach in deep enough to find it. Closest call I can ever think of. I was so scared, I gave all my weed to my friend afterwards. I'm sure he enjoyed it, lmao.

[Psycho4Bud]

my closest call was getting arrested i guess.


4th that I guess.:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[higher4hockey]

4th that I guess.:D


fifth

[Nochowderforyou]

I almost got myself busted once.

I was riding shotgun and my buddy in the backseat, and one driving. We had just finished up a bust weekend of trimming, so we decided to go to the rippers and see some ass shaking. On the way there, we decided to light up a nice fatty, and proceeded to drive downtown. What I didn't know is there was a seatbelt check around this blind corner, and guess who wasn't wearing one...me damn it. To say the least, we got singlaed to be pulled over. The cop walks over to the window and it reeks of weed in the jeep. He told me, blah blah, not wearing a seatbelt, I'm going to give you a ticket. I said okay, that's fine. He looks at all of us, and tells us to pull into the Safeway parking lot. At that time we were starting to get a little worried.

He had an ashtray full of roaches, so before the cop came back and saw them, I took the handful of them and chewed them down. Not to mention I had a 1/4 on me, so I slid that underneath the seat.

The cops took our ID's, and he was gone for like 20 minutes. He finally comes back, gives me my ticket and with a smile, says have a nice day.

I know he smelled the weed in the jeep. You'd have to be hard of smelling not to know, but he turned out to be a cool cop and let us go without any of us getting out of the vehicle.

After that day, I found out that some cops aren't so bad afterall.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

got stopped for expired registration.
one whiff and the cop knew we'd been smoking, so he called me on the weed and i gladly handed it over. i say gladly because in the back of the van was a large quantity of an illegal crystalline substance, all grammed up and ready to go, sitting right under the scale i had used just and hour before. i drove away with a smile on my face, no weed and a ticket for possession; but having escaped the rather severe penalties for possession with intent.


hope i was circumspect enough to keep from pissing off the mods.

[stinkyattic]

fifth
Sixth... and fully expecting a raid within the month.
Stupid ex, telling stories because he's mad I got a restraining order against him.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

....Stupid ex, telling stories because he's mad I got a restraining order against him.

too bad you had to go that far. dealings with law enforcement breed more of the same. once you let one cop into your life, the suckers seem to breed like rats.

[Metaphor]

2 Summonses, 1 Arrest and 3 close calls that i walked away w/bud on me

[smokin dope]

well, ive been pulled over a few times, once i had an oz. which is a misdemnor in my state. ve also been at 3 drug raids. i wasnt involveed legally, but ive been close to many cops, sherifs and drug agencys

[slipknotpsycho]

I once had a pants of Jncos that saved my ass!

I don't know if people still wear them, but there are these baggy ass pants with big, deep pockets. When I was 15, I was with a couple of friends, and we were walking across a bridge to go into DC, and these cops on bikes stop us for smoking cigarettes. I thought I was literally screwed there. They found a vile on my friend with some ganja residue, and they searched the rest of us. I was so high, they had to hold me up while searching me. I had 1/2 OZ in one pocket and a pipe in the other. Luckily they didn't reach in deep enough to find it. Closest call I can ever think of. I was so scared, I gave all my weed to my friend afterwards. I'm sure he enjoyed it, lmao.


they're all i wear...

[Shovelhandle]

Had to kill him, close enough? Never caught.

Shovelhandle

[suhl]

i had weed on me, he said hed search me, i lied about having it and got away without getting searched and smoked the weed later on. but i did get an underage drinking ticket so it might not count

[stinkyattic]

too bad you had to go that far. dealings with law enforcement breed more of the same. once you let one cop into your life, the suckers seem to breed like rats.
Yeah well after he kicked the door in, I pretty well figured SOMEONE would be back for the girlies. At least the cops didn't get the satisfaction. Nor did he.:D

Another close call... getting pulled over for an inspection sticker with a bunch of obvious homegrown on me, and a box of fertilizer and a sack of cow manure in the back. But the gold station wagon is my cloak of invisiblity (or respectability? :cool: )

[pabloescobar209]

One night a long time ago I was with 6 people in 2 cars, I was driving mine with one other person inside, and my other friend was driving with a full car. 2 of the people in my friends car decided they wanted to go down to the strip district( about 20 min from were we were). So we decide to follow them down there, my buddy packs up a bowl but we never smoke it because we get seperated driving there, and meet at a mcdonalds to follow each other home. On the way home my friends is driving like a moron, and we get seperated again. I call him and he asks where i am, and says to wait there, and he will come get us, and wee will get in his car so we wont get split up again. So i pull off and park in a neighborhood close to my house, and in about 5 minutes he shows up and we both get inside. We drive about 2 blocks and an undercover cop pulls us over, guns drawn the whole deal. Apparently they watched us pull over and wait and then get in my friends car and thought it was a drug deal. So because i was driving the cop pulls me out of the back of his car and starts questioning me, I tell him the whole story, and he still doesn't beleive me. by this time there are 3 cops cars and 6 cops surrounding us, they search the car and dont find anything and we are on our way. I say to my friend who was with me in my car who is now in the backseat with me " wow it's a good thing u had that pipe and that bag in your pocket" he says he doesn't and that he dropped in on the floor when the cops pulled us over, I look down and find the fully packed pipe and the bag of weed (about 2 grams) just sitting there. So either the cops just didn't care and just let us go, or they are retarted. Fast forward an hr or so. Me and the other driver are now in his car on our way to a bon fire with this other guy who wasn't involved in the pervious incident. We get there and start drinking, and after about an hour it starts raining and we leave(around 12am) we are driving back down the same street we got pulled over on before, and we get pulled over again. This time I have a quater on me in my hoody pocket, and a case of beer next to me in the back seat, we have 3 open containers, and the only person that was 21 at the time was the guy riding shotgun who wasn't there the first time. It's the same cop, the guy who's 21 tries to make up some story about how all 3 of the open containers are his. They take me out of the car and I have my hands in my hoody pocket, they tell me to empty my pockets, so I pull out my pack of cigarettes, and my cell phone, and leave the quarter in the pocket, they tell me to open the cigarette pack I do and theres nothing but cigarettes in there so he tells me to get back in the car. After all of this all my underage friend who is driving gets is a ticket for driving at an unsafe speed for road conditions(it was raining) But we were going 40 in a 25, and thats it, he just lets us go again. To say the least I was stunned.

[notransfer]

we were in the woods and had a tent...new bong...bonfire and shit...people nearby saw the glow of the fire...we had 2 oz in the tent...and a bunch of 10s laying all over the dirt..state cops come up with flashlights and ask us if all we had was what was on the ground...we said yeah and said we hadnt even gotten a chance to smoke..we were all high....they took the new bong made us clean up all the 10s on the ground and told us to pack up the tent, so we packed it up and rolled it up with the 2 oz inside...no one got arrested..we just lost a new bong and a bunch of 10 bags

[MastaChronic]

lol, me and some homies got pulled over while we were smokin a blunt, the cop flashes his lights
we pull over, and the cop is just sitting in his car so im tokin on the blut as hard as i could, he got out and i had to spit in my hand and put it out, i swallowed the blunt (it was almost gone anyway)the cop walks over, asks my homie for his lecense and registration yadda yadda blah
then he asks us to roll down our windows, we do and he sticks his head in through mine and i blew my hit in his face, but i almost ghosted the entire thing so there wasnt much smoke. the cop steps back, looks at me and says we're free to go.
i hate pigs, but i was grateful to him.

[xxxhazexxx]

back in 96 i was blazing in a car in traffic when this man came running up to the car flashing his badge he was a fed from new york over here giving some speach on cronic at some seminar any i got out the car pulled a pice of brick weed from my pocket said thats all i had he crushed it under his shoe and told me to go what he did'nt know i had 1/2 ounce of sticky floss down my shorts:D :D :D :jointsmile:

[notransfer]

chron man you are 2 funny l0l blew the shit in his face? was he confused? realized he wasn't gonna find anything sorta thing..too late...

and xxxhaze 'sticky floss'? Lol that goes in weird pot names thread haha

[MastaChronic]

chron man you are 2 funny l0l blew the shit in his face? was he confused? realized he wasn't gonna find anything sorta thing..too late...

and xxxhaze 'sticky floss'? Lol that goes in weird pot names thread haha

i dont know what was up with him
we've had a few good laughs over it though
maybe the cop was a stoner too...

[dark0ne]

It was 2 am and i was coming back from picking up. I had 2 ozs under my seat,a scale,baggies,and a blunt that i was smoking. I drove right by a cop doing radar, he pulls me over. He tells me i was going 50 in a 35? witch was BS cause i wont drive over 40 with quantity on me.....anyhoo he smells the weed and askes me what i had. I showed him an older SMALLER roach "yes officer thats all i got". then he took it and said "get the hell out of my town!" He didn't toss it, but i swear i saw him pocket it!


Now the guy i was getting from got popped, and called me from the can to tell me. He goes "there is fresh pie in the fridge in the summer house. go make sure it doesn't go bad". I'm thinking he realy baked a pie (he's kinda wierd like that). instead i find 2 lbs of weed in there. i wasn't prepared for that kinda move. so i go get my guitar case out of the car and fill it up. I'm just about to put the thing in my trunk when his nabor comes out. he's screaming that i'm stealing shit from this guys house, and he's callin the cops... i panic hop in my car and peal out. he gets my plate and the cops come to my house later, i showed them the guitar and the recept from the store. i nearly had a heart attack when they showed up

[spliffstar22]

plenty, other than getting arrested.........lol like 3/4 of the people it seems lol

THe closest recently was on halloween, when me and my friend were in a park waiting for our ride, cause we had already finished all the liquor, and 2 people went to get the liquor and blunts, and 2 people stayed, so i put my qp(in 2 ziplocs) under a tree, then we're like o.k. let's smoke a spliff so we're not just standing here doing nothing, so we grab the trees, roll it up, and i put 1 ziploc in my pants(in my boxers) and my friend did the same, so we burn the spliff down, and all of a sudden we see a bright light coming out of the catwalk and we're tripping, so we look closer and we see 2 cops, their like watchu doin fellas? im like we're just waiting here for a ride, he said he smelled weed, cause we literally just finished burning right before we saw the light, so after i give them my id, the cop is like i know you, i spoke with your p.o. a couple of days ago, and i was like fuck, and then they checked for conditions and shit and i had no curfew luckilly, but when they searched us both, they both were feelin around our balls, and both of them didn't feel the bags........i thought for sure i was goin to jail cause it was like a bulge, and the cop felt everywhere but there lol FUCK THE PIGS

[hahaitsdoogle]

main road next to bowling alley.

just managed to get a hold of a qtr. fine nugs.

pulled up to this riggity bowling alley on main road.

drove up to the door, and tried the handle, to see if they were open.

As soon as i put my hand out the window, a cop makes a dead stop in the middle of the road, and shines his light on us ( who r smoking a j )

cop spins tires, go straight real fast. no sign of any more police.

I'm always straight when you actually get pulled over, its called keep your shit at home.

[blunt roller]

the closest time i almost got busted was when the cops searched me, stuck his hand in the pocket with my bag of weed and somehow didnt feel it. i must be a lucky son of a bitch cause i could hear the bag moving around and thought there was no way he wouldnt find it

[Four50HP383Chevy]

Sixth... and fully expecting a raid within the month.
Stupid ex, telling stories because he's mad I got a restraining order against him.

7th. paraphenelia and posession of the sweet mary jane. but i think THEY call it "narcotics" :D

[noruth]

um last night, but kept quiet.

[SonicBloom]

I've been caught by cops atleast ten times smoking, and only got a ticket once. I didn't even show up for court.

[MacWQ33]

Probably 10-20 run-in's with cops while doing at least 'something wrong'.

Pulled over with a few grams of ____ in possession...'seized' by my city's (popular city) Drug Task Force (followed us)...no charges on anyone (my friends were supposed to be summonsed but never were)...let us go. A few other times with ____, but was not found. A few times with weed and alcohol but was not found. A few times doing other stupid, drunken activities, but wasn't caught...very close on a few (probably wouldn't be around if we were).

One time booked for poss. of alcohol (minor)...charge wiped after 4 classes (basically laughing about our drug use with other kids and some lady) and a few hours community service. Never drank in the woods in an "anal stuck up fucking bitch town where the cops had nothing better to do than take in 30 underage kids" after that.

[GotWake88]

I've been around a couple cops when baked. and smoked right next to a security guard. I don't get caught though.

[fasterspider]

I once got pulled over in a stolen car while I was high on 4 hits of killer acid and the cop let me go. His face was bursting into colorful explosions and I wanted to laugh but held a straight face until he was long gone, it was the hardest thing I had had to do to that point in my life to not laugh at that cop as his face melted into zit puss.

[potsmokingnome]

My closest call was when me and the wife decided to go smoke a joint the courthouse (beautiful courthouse, stone coloums and all) late at night. and just as we finish up, we hear foot steps. we quickly stash everything, and around the corner comes a cop on foot (burning off all those doughnuts I guess)..he's about to ask us somethin, but he stops in mid sentence, and just asks how our night is going! Luckily we werre just finished, and also the cop knew me quite well so i don't think he cared that he smelt pot smoke. I guess that was one of the perks of working at Denny's at the time, you serve the cops all the time (they came in for coffee and food all the time) Even pigs know not to mess with the people who serve your food lol

On a somewhat related note: I allways wanted to say to a cop when they order eggs and bacon: "That's awfull! why would you eat your own kind?" lol I never had the balls to do it though lol

[TresLeches]

Was smoking out of a coke can in a parking lot. Cop pulled up and I turned it right side up and "chugged" We were drinking too. He said,"You can't drink in a parking lot!" We were like...Ohh? You can't? Sorry. I'm watching jackass and it's the part where he drinks the urine snow cone.:p

[Perp]

An attempted breakin to my home brought half a dozen cops stomping around the house while I was asleep. Luckily access to "my room" was locked but they asked why the door was locked. I lied and they bought it.

Knock on wood, I had odour and noise under control so my explanation was believable. That was the most scared I have ever been and my life and freedom flashed before my eyes that day.

[Delta]

An attempted breakin to my home brought half a dozen cops stomping around the house while I was asleep. Luckily access to "my room" was locked but they asked why the door was locked. I lied and they bought it.

Knock on wood, I had odour and noise under control so my explanation was believable. That was the most scared I have ever been and my life and freedom flashed before my eyes that day.

What was your excuse about the locked door?

[ReUp]

7th. paraphenelia and posession of the sweet mary jane. but i think THEY call it "narcotics" :D

Eighth. Same charges.

[Exclamation221]

My closest was probably one time when my friend and I parked in an ultra shady spot to blaze. We had just sat down in the back of my van and hadn't even pulled out the bong when out of the corner of my eye I see a cop roll out from behind this building in front of the car. We both quickly ducked, and immediatly after his searchlight swept through the car.. Luckily we were in the back and he couldnt see us. Had the cop come sooner he would have seen us.. If he came any later he would have seen the smoke and we would have been busted.. A close call indeed.

[kevbro]

the cop forgot to search the left pocket on my jeans hehe :S2:

the best ive ever had was when i used to get knicked about once a week, (homless+and a thife nicking cars and shit you no how it gos) i even had a stage of opening my rizla packett and stashin a couple ov matches in the back then doin it bk up becouse the police rd hear let you take fags and bakkie and rizlas in your cell but not a light (cuz ov self harmers) and i got knicked one time and was in my cell with my stashed matches and rolling bakkie when i noticed i had a joint of soap bar/solids/dirt bar whatever you call it in my shirt pockett the police didnt look in there proply becouse i had sbout 5 diffrent tops on, so i used one match to burn it in sum bog roll and the other to smoke it with in the cells aaaarrggghhhhhhh fucking mint it was my best joint ever, thick cops opend the doors about 3 hours after i smoked it and said have you bin smokeing in hear i said no i wish i ad a light,its probly just on your clothes then ,fucking thickooossssssss lol :D :rastasmoke: :pimp:

[modest moon]

I got pulled over for going over the speed limit on a bridge on my way home with my buddies at 1 am. We had just gone to a nearby college to pick up a 1/4 of headies. My buddies were already drinking and continued to drink in the back of my car while i drove us. We picked up the 1/4 and all was well. We're coming over the bridge just 5 minutes away from our warm, cozy apartment at school when we got pulled over.

I had the 1/4 on my inside pocket and my pipe hidden in the "secret compartment" under the cup holders. The cop asks for license and registration and her partner comes to the other window with a flash light and asks to look in. My 2 buddies in the back had a backpack with beers and each had a beer in hand. We're all 20 and therefore underage so the cop asks me to step out of the car.

I step out and she has me do a full field sobriety test, breath-alyzer, straight line, abc's, etc. I pass perfectly being sober. They then search my entire car for anything, and find a single roach in my ashtray (wasnt aware it was there) but they did not find my pipe (beautiful handcraft). The cop asks me if I'm high, have weed on me, etc. and pats me down. It's about 15 degrees outside cuz its the middle of January and i have a Northface on with inside pockets. She asks me if I have inside pockets and i say "no". I swear I heard the crinkling of the bag when she had pat me down.

She lets me get in my car, gives me a ticket for having an open container and let's me go.

Scariest run in with the cops to date for me.

[d0ob]

only run in ive had with the police was when i was in my friends car, we got pulled over, and my mates car was a mess, rubbish, roaches, skins everywhere, he sees all of it and asks if we have any weed, to give it him and he will just take it off us and give us a warning, seems so its class c now they only take it off you give u a warning anyway, i thort i had the weed on me still from making the last joint, so i say to him yeh i have, go to reach in my pocket for it and it isnt there lmao, so i say to him, nah ive not i thort i did..
so he decides to search us all socks off n shit and finds nothing, so he seaches the car... he searches the car, under drivers seat, the boot, glove box etc.... but the dumb fuck never searched under the passanger seat where the weed was on the rolling tray lol. :)

[Harvest Ethics]

Cops busted my grow, ended up in jail. Don't think that counts as a close call though.

Watch it people.

[intrepidus6]

My closest call was I was going to buy some coke, but somone tipped the cops about it or something. So they came and the talked to me, but the guy who was gonna sell me the coke never showed... but by luck I guess I got away... and I had a pack of cigarettes in my pocket and I am under 18, but fortunatly they didn't try to search me... I knwo none of this makes since but it's too long of a story for me to feel like typing it all out.

[spliffstar22]

^^Even if you have cigarettes they can't take them, 16 is the age where you can legally smoke by choice, but you can not purchase legally........

[voodoochild0972]

one time at a feild party, the cops snuck up on us and chased us all away. i was hammered and at first i thought it was a tow truck and then i realized a cop was running down the hill so i ran like a motha fucka and got picked up by my ride. i still got busted by my parents though.

[JohhnyPotSmoker]

wow, ive had a LOT of run in with the cops but i think my best story was the time a cop decided to pull a gun on me and my friend while we were piss drunk getting ready to hit a bowl. then we got in cuffs and right after we were about to get in the cop car our friends mom decided to come out and got the 5 cops(3 cars) to go away,