Conversation with my 5 year old

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

So today my 5 year old girl walks up to me in the kitchen and says, "Mom, are you 15 or 16?"

This is the part where everybody says "Awwwwwww":p

[S7R33T]

*follows direction* awwwwwwwwwwww lol

[Gatekeeper777]

so how much ice cream did she get? lol

[Frivolous248]

I did something like that once...I thought my mom was a year or two older than my neighbor, who was 6 years older than me...I think I said she was like 13 or 14...

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

so how much ice cream did she get? lol
She got Pez and orange soda:D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I did something like that once...I thought my mom was a year or two older than my neighbor, who was 6 years older than me...I think I said she was like 13 or 14...
Awwww Friv!
Little kids can be so cute sometimes.

[slipknotpsycho]

i don't get it... how is that "aww" worthy?

[geonagual]

She got Pez and orange soda:D

She worked you. LOL

[EmoRebellion]

haha, your kids smart... If she starts asking if your tits are getting bigger, and your tummy smaller, be very cautious..

[Frivolous248]

i don't get it... how is that "aww" worthy?

Must be a mom thing...

Or just that the innocence and naive nature of children is amusing.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

i don't get it... how is that "aww" worthy?
To her, teenagers are 'big people'. She lumps all grownups into one age category.
Besides, I'm 37. It was totally cute for her to look at me with those huge blue eyes and ask me if I was less than half my age!:)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

haha, your kids smart... If she starts asking if your tits are getting bigger, and your tummy smaller, be very cautious..
:S2: :S2: :S2:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

She worked you. LOL
Guilty as charged.;)

[Bong30]

Thats great....I have a 5 and 6 year old... the stuff they say...OMG


My 5 year old said the other night.....I was asking for a hug...he says

Gotta pay my Bills......LOL



super cute......btw

[Samwhore]

hm, the little kids I used to tutor at E-school, used to say

"sam we love your, your our best friend!"

cute,

[ReUp]

Good to see she is learning how to work her Mom young. It's still my Mom's 27th birthday every year and she's 52.

[Captain Hanks]

[quote=Mrs. Greenjeans]So today my 5 year old girl walks up to me in the kitchen and says, "Mom, are you 15 or 16?"

This is the part where everybody says "Awwwwwww":p[/QUOTE
WHY? did you smoke her out for the first time or something?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thats great....I have a 5 and 6 year old... the stuff they say...OMG


My 5 year old said the other night.....I was asking for a hug...he says

Gotta pay my Bills......LOL



super cute......btw
AHAHAHAA! Classic!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Good to see she is learning how to work her Mom young. It's still my Mom's 27th birthday every year and she's 52.
Damn straight!:D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

[quote=Mrs. Greenjeans]So today my 5 year old girl walks up to me in the kitchen and says, "Mom, are you 15 or 16?"

This is the part where everybody says "Awwwwwww":p[/QUOTE
WHY? did you smoke her out for the first time or something?

Little kids are naturally high. I think we're all born stoned, and then society grinds it out of us, so we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back to that state of wonder.:weedpoke:

[jaGerbom]

[quote=Captain Hanks]

Little kids are naturally high. I think we're all born stoned, and then society grinds it out of us, so we spend the rest of our lives trying to get back to that state of wonder.:weedpoke:

lol i like your theory

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Ive been babysitting a 6 year old, 1 year old an autistic 5 year old for a few years and oh my god the things they say..
On the first day I baby sat the 6 year old comes up to me and goes
"Are you 45?" and I was like..

What?

hahah

[BabyFacedAbortion]

P.S

Mrs.GreenJeans, from your pic I think you're close to passing for 18:P

[kiwi]

:lovestruck: Ya have to laugh the things that kids will say......:rastasmoke:

[SkatePopwar]

im taking early childhood education just so i can get stoned and then go to school and play with little kids, its gonna be so much fun

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ive been babysitting a 6 year old, 1 year old an autistic 5 year old for a few years and oh my god the things they say..
On the first day I baby sat the 6 year old comes up to me and goes
"Are you 45?" and I was like..

What?

hahah
AHAHAHAHA! See?! I told you, they think all adults are the same age. My 8 year old stepson is high functioning autistic, and he is a hoot! I'll have to start writing down the things he says; sometimes he's downright bizarre.:D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

P.S

Mrs.GreenJeans, from your pic I think you're close to passing for 18:P
haha! Do you want some Pez and orange soda too?;)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

im taking early childhood education just so i can get stoned and then go to school and play with little kids, its gonna be so much fun
ROFL! Be careful...

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

So, are you 15 or 16?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

So, are you 15 or 16?
I'm running out of Pez!:S2:

[Samwhore]

I'm running out of Pez!:S2:

only because Skink stole them to put them in his giant pez dispenser

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Skink has a giant pez dispenser? What does the head on top look like?

[Samwhore]

I dont think youve been here that long...


http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/98371-count-your-blessings.html

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ahhhhh...cool! I thought you were speaking of a theoretical giant Pez dispenser LOL! Like one of those things a person might make up when they were being high and silly.

Like my light saber.

bwzzzhhwwwzzzhhwwzzhhhhhh

[systemofadown]

Maybe she was ACTUALLY asking if you were 50 or 60, you just misheard.

















lol, just kidding.... don't kill me

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Maybe she was ACTUALLY asking if you were 50 or 60, you just misheard.

lol, just kidding.... don't kill me
THAT IS IT MISTER! NO PEZ FOR YOU! AND PUT DOWN THAT ORANGE SODA THIS MINUTE!

:S2:

[Samwhore]

THAT IS IT MISTER! NO PEZ FOR YOU! AND PUT DOWN THAT ORANGE SODA THIS MINUTE!

:S2:

I DRANK AND ATE THEM ALL

THEY WERE DELICIOUS WITH MY TATER SALAD

[N3D FLANDERS]

with these damn kids not using rubbers now a days'
that might be a valid question!

[Big boi]

stupid little girl..... kidding she is as innocent as OJ simpson

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I'm running out of Pez!:S2:

Wtf didnt get that lol...

but still pez are good lol :D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Wtf didnt get that lol...

but still pez are good lol :D
I gave her pez and orange soda when she asked me that. She knows how to work mama.:)

[Samwhore]

What about when she starts working you for weed?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

ROFL! I'll put her to work in my garden. If she wants to smoke, she's gonna have to learn to grow. Gotta pay her way somehow.;) I can just sit around in a director's chair, wearing a beret and barking orders through a megaphone: PH that water! Mix those nutes! Adjust that light!

[Samwhore]

hahah, child labor