Kids' jokes

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Tell me some good kid jokes.

Example...

What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Extra Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.

Ready, GO!

[friendowl]

why did the lil girl run out the kitchen

cuz she didnt want to see the bacon strip or the orange peel

[crunksquirrel]

Mexican jokes..

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

what do you call 2 mexicans playing basket ball?
juan on juan

thats all i got...

[Samwhore]

ahhahahaha

I love kid jokes

Why do you go to bed?
--because the bed wont come get you

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry it's only a joke.

Q: what sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch
Q: what did one fish say to the other?
A: if you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Q: why are fish so smart?
A: because they live in schools.
Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
Q: who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: a taxi driver.
Q: what do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: a very nervous postman.

[higher4hockey]

a three legged dog walks into a bar and says:
i'm looking for the guy who shot my pah

[ReUp]

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

[SkatePopwar]

what did the ocean say to the shore?
nothing, it just waved!

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[Matt the Funk]

LMFAO!:stoned: