Maynard's Dick

[Samwhore]

okay, so this is my favorite Tool song. Have any of you cool kids ever heard this song?

[Samwhore]

LUCKY

man, i wanna see tool sooooooooo bad,

download that song, it makes me laugh everytime

[Samwhore]

okay, for those of you who though he was a crossdress, hes in a bra and wig in these pictures

[jessem98]

ive heard this, i live with 2 of the biggest tool fans, lol. its constantly playing in our house, and i now hate them because i hear them so often

[Grape Ape]

TooL is one of my favorite bands. I can listen to them for hours.

[Metaphor]

opiate is the shit

[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

yeah ive heard it, pretty mellow tool song. i really dig the heavier live shit off like undertow and the new 10,000 days album is crunchy.

[Samwhore]

yeah ive heard it, pretty mellow tool song. i really dig the heavier live shit off like undertow and the new 10,000 days album is crunchy.

yeah, my 2nd fav is right in two

[TheFatKid]

I seriously don't get whats so great about Tool. I hear about everyone absolutely loving them, but they do nothing at all for me. I find it really boring to listen to. I downloaded Aenima today, and turned it off about half way because it was so boring.

[Samwhore]

I seriously don't get whats so great about Tool. I hear about everyone absolutely loving them, but they do nothing at all for me. I find it really boring to listen to. I downloaded Aenima today, and turned it off about half way because it was so boring.

No one said you had to listen to them, if you dont like them, no ones forcing you too! have fun and listen to what you like instead of downloading something you dont

[TheFatKid]

I know that, but from what I've seen on the World of Warcraft forums and these forums, everyone likes them so much, and I just can't see why.

[40oz]

Tool is pretty sweet. I like it because its so psychedelic.

[FLORIDA MON]

I know that, but from what I've seen on the World of Warcraft forums and these forums, everyone likes them so much, and I just can't see why.

I dig TOOL! :clap:

But, I think the same thing that turns many people onto them may be the same thing that turns you off.

Their music is very methodical and trance-like in many ways. I once read that their music is written on a mathematical format where the beats and chords are played in a purposefully calculated, numerical sequence.

All of their arrangements have assigned numerical values that only they (or super-geeks) know what they truly are.

This tight "predictable" format might be boring to someone that prefers a more freestylie, improvised approach with less bounderies.

[Midnight Toking]

tool is def on my Ipod they are a great band and i have heard that their music is written in a mathematical format. dont remember where .

[station]

tool is 1 of my fav bands. iv got all there shit and loving every song they've ever put out. keeper up Maynard ur the fuckin MAN. and dont give a fuck if u wear a bra. lmfao!

[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

Tool is pretty sweet. I like it because its so psychedelic.


the shows are a fuckin trip man

[SpitfireIRL]

Tool are fuckin' savage. I saw them on the 22nd Nov, they played Dublin. Absolutely mindblowing gig. The lazers!!!
Ahem. Favourite Tool song atm would have to be Right In Two..
Or else Schism.. or Lateralus.
Listen to Disgustapated!

"This.. is.. necessary. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on this.. is.. necessary."

Savage cabbage altogether >D
They should be coming back this year. Bring on this year!

[BronxToker]

Slide a mile three inches at a time on Maynard's Dick.....:thumbsup: