Joke anyone?

[trynagethigh]

This camel and this elephant are sittin around gettin blazed on day and while tokin the elephant asks the camel "hey camel...whay are your tits on your back?" The camel looked at the elephant, took a puff and said" Man now thats a strange question coming from a muthafucka with his dick on his face"....

LOL

[partyguy420]

thats to funny... heres a really old one... but its a classic
















2 guys are walking down the street... one of them walks into a bar... the other one ducks... and laffs his ass off becuase the other guy just knocked him self out..

[partyguy420]

a blonde and a burnet are walking down the road... the brunette sees a dead bird on the ground... and says look a dead bird...







the blonde looks up and says "where?"

[MacWQ33]

I love how the camel refers to the elephant as a "mothafucker". LOL...that is a pretty good one though.

[2600HERTZ]

I love how the camel refers to the elephant as a "mothafucker". LOL...that is a pretty good one though.

Definitely pretty gangsta.

[trynagethigh]

I get these jokes all day long from my friends. They got nothin else better to do than blast ejokes to my cell while theyre at work. That one really had me laughin my ass off all day.

[Skink]

Little johnny and his mom would go to the butcher on fridays... one Friday little johnny tugged on moms skirt and said,,,"Mom look at That bow legged son of a bitch"... the mom got red faced and made little Johnny say he was sorry and made little johnny go to bed without supper that night...

Next Friday rolled around and sure enough little Johnny tugged on his mothers skirt and said hey Mom "Look at that bow legged son of a bitch" The Mom again got mad and made little Johnny apologize to the butcher,,, when they got home Mom put little Johnny in his room and exclaimed you are not to come out of your room for three day and no dessert for you either...

well guess what happen on Friday??? Little Johnny tugged on Moms skirt and said Hey Mom,,,"Look at that Bow legged son of of bitch"... Well when they got home the mom said to Little Johnny you are to stay in you room for a whole week no food no water just book on shakespear... I will teach you edicate if it kills me... all week long Little johnny read Shakespear...

well when Friday rolled around and they went to the butcher Little Johnny tugged on Moms skirt looked at the Butcher raise his right hand and said Hey Mom,,,"Oh what manner of men are these Who walk with their balls in parenthesis"

[RIP ODB]

Q. What does a 850-pound gerbil do for fun?

A. Shoves homos up its ass.