If you could elect anyone as president..

[Zimzum]

Who would it be and why? The only "rules" are that this person follow current presidential guidelines.. Age 35 or higher and a USA born citizen. Pick your grandmother if you feel she would be best. Just back up you claim.


Happy shooting :jointsmile:

[FreeVenice]

George Carlin, I don't really feel I need to back him up, we all know what he has to offer. He keeps it really and would probly break things down clear and krisp for us. . . . plus he would legalize it LoL. . .

[Skeevy Stoner]

My wise ol good friend Willie Nelson, Why ? well because hes a 100 year old hippie, he smokes, beleives & stands for liberty, freedom and the justification of cannabis in society today.

[FreeVenice]

HaHa my second choice.

[higher4hockey]

general norman schwarzkopf. he doesnt take shit from anyone.

[trynagethigh]

To be perfectly honest we could put old Bill C back in there, he defenitely got blazed> Now thats a president...and gettin his wienie washed too? Oh Bill You Are The MAN!!!:jointsmile: This buds for you Bill...LOL

[frylok]

Marilyn Manson.

Cos he is just about the smartest guy to have ever been born on this earth.

Secand choice is weird al :jointsmile:

[twist n shout]

Marilyn Manson? Smart? HAHAHAHAHAHA..........

[Zimzum]

Marilyn Manson? Smart? HAHAHAHAHAHA..........

Actually yes! If you where to have a face to face talk with the man you will find him to be a very smart guy. Just because he sings and dresses the way he does doesn't mean he is dumb. "Zim Zum" was the guitarist for Manson from 96-98.


While I would like a president the is Pro Marijuana, I don't think I would put my choice only on that issue alone. Howard Stern is my pick. Some might say he is too extreme in his ways/views, but I think he is no worse than the religious right. He will say what he wants without fear of pissing off his opposition. We need a president who can stir things up in Washington and get more people debating and paying attention to there government. If it takes a radical talk show host or a comedian to get big changes then I'm all for them.

[Psycho4Bud]

May have found an option........
The U.S. is a buisiness so who better than a buisinessman? Knows checks and balances, how to negotiate........

Ellison, Lawrence J , 57 , self made billionaire

Source: Oracle
Net Worth: $23.5 bil
Home State: California
Marital Status: divorced , 2 children
University of Illinois, Drop Out


Founder of Oracle Corp., world's second-largest software company known for its enterprise-wide database products. Often-mercurial stances have populated Silicon Valley with a legion of talented, spurned lieutenants.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[birdgirl73]

I think I'd elect a woman if I could. Less aggressive. Probably more pro-diplomacy. A woman would think longer and harder about sending other people's children into harm's way in wars and combat, I suspect. Ideally someone with knowledge of world situations and problems but also of business. Oprah comes to mind. So does Melinda Gates, Bill's wife.

[Fengzi]

That's a tough question. I generally find that pretty much all politicians are deplorable low-lifes by definition. Like P4B though, I'd have to go with a top U.S. businessman. These guys got where they were because of their brains. Sure, office politics is just like real politics, but top CEO's don't get where they are by being some hick Texan. Larry Ellison would be good but I'd probably go with Bill Gates. The guy's a freaking genius. He dropped out of Harvard grad school because he didn't find anyone smarter than to teach him. When asked, his former professors all agreed. In any case my guess is that he'd certainly be smart enough not to get us into a fucked up situation like we are now in with Iraq.

[medicinal]

Well, Bill Gates is certainly tenable, I doubt he'd want the job, too smart for that. I might put up Jon Stewart of Daily show fame. He has brains and a sense of humor, with Kieth Olberman as Vice, and Lou Dobbs as head of homeland security. Jane Fonda as secretary of defense, and sparky the clown as head of the CIA., Maybe Willie Nelson for head of the DEA, I could go on!

[Bong30]

Ted Nugent President....

BG Vice President......

or

Mitt Romney
Rudy Giuliani

[birdgirl73]

You crack me up, Bong! But I don't think I could share a ticket with Ted Nugent.

I couldn't share a ticket with anyone. Ten minutes anywhere near that job and I'd have my head down on a desk, sobbing. Maybe after only 45 seconds. . . .

[halo]

I would probably say Congressman Ron Paul of Texas. Although he is running as a republican he actually has mostly libertarian values. He is for the abolition of the unconstitutional income tax and i think he is pro weed too. Im not sure how much of a chance he has but if i could vote for him i would.

[medicinal]

George Carlin, I don't really feel I need to back him up, we all know what he has to offer. He keeps it really and would probly break things down clear and krisp for us. . . . plus he would legalize it LoL. . .Yeah, I forgot about him, he is the realist person I've ever seen, his take on corporate assholes is right on! In fact his take on most everything is right on. Being of the Christian persuason, I differ with his take on God, but feel if he would take the job, a lot of the insanity in this country might change.

[Bong30]

You crack me up, Bong! But I don't think I could share a ticket with Ted Nugent.

I couldn't share a ticket with anyone. Ten minutes anywhere near that job and I'd have my head down on a desk, sobbing. Maybe after only 45 seconds. . . .

No doubt, you have to be half crazy to even want that job...Just look at how much you age during your presidence....Bill Clinton looks about 30 years older.... Gdub is showing some wear, and by the time he is out he will look like Vampire......LOL



Could you Imagine your meetings with Ted......

........PULL...............BOOM.......BOOM.

Now President Birdgirl what were we talking about?


LOL:jointsmile:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

zippy the pinhead for president


zerbina would be more than adequate as first lady (?)


oh, i forgot, we've had him in office since 2000

[bobthenuker]

I'll answer the same way I answered in the Revolver Reader's poll.

Randy Blythe.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i always thought it would have been interesting if nader had been elected when he ran. the massive governmental gridlock he would have caused would have been fun to watch.

[Bong30]

Colin Powell.

[medicinal]

Colin Powell.

Not bad Bong, He might make a good one, certainly couldnt be worse than what we have now.

[The Figment]

Oat Willie...Onward Thru The Fog

[slipknotpsycho]

George Carlin, I don't really feel I need to back him up, we all know what he has to offer. He keeps it really and would probly break things down clear and krisp for us. . . . plus he would legalize it LoL. . .

A-FUCKING-MEN!

[noruth]

Eric Clapton