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Cheeched Chick HiGh
11-29-2004, 03:16 PM
I really do like the store...its very nice, not too cluttered.

I stole some lipgloss cause my lips were chapped...when they searched me I had 20 dollars on me, which made me look even more like an ass. I could had just easily bought the lipgloss, but people dont understand priorities. I needed that money for the bag I was going to invest in after I was done at Kmart. Not only that when I had to dump my purse out little chunks of cannabis fell out onto the table and I had to quickly brush it off before they noticed.

*shakes head*

People have no understanding these days...

roll it up
11-29-2004, 03:22 PM
well its ur dumbass for tryin to steal there baby so cant blame noone but urself.u shud have bought the lipgloss for wut,like 4 bux at the most?and then you could have still bought a 15 bag and got high that nite.

Proof
11-29-2004, 03:47 PM
lol immature person jus get a job n buy some lip shit ;/

maryjanemama
11-29-2004, 03:51 PM
Um, Chech I like you, but you should feel like an ass. :rolleyes:

clevemire
11-29-2004, 04:03 PM
Damn Cheech. I had no idea you were such a loser... It's fuckin lip gloss. How expensive can it be?

Every other post from you is about how you were searched by the pigs, got caught, or whatever. Take notice. That means you suck at criminal activity.

This kind of lifestyle is gonna eventually put you in jail. And I hope when your cellmate is raping you with a chair leg, you'll think about what got you there.

Ammie
11-29-2004, 04:14 PM
Kids...........Will they every learn :rolleyes:

Reefer Rogue
11-29-2004, 04:17 PM
remember nothings illegal til you get caught ;)

Ammie
11-29-2004, 05:29 PM
remember nothings illegal til you get caught ;)


not a good way to think eventually everyone gets caught :)

Reefer Rogue
11-29-2004, 05:50 PM
not a good way to think eventually everyone gets caught :)

Not if your a rogue :cool:

clevemire
11-29-2004, 06:17 PM
Not if your a rogue :cool:Kids:rolleyes:

You'll learn one day.

apsinthion
11-29-2004, 08:11 PM
What a hellraiser lol.:D

InhaleItALL
11-29-2004, 08:13 PM
K-MART!! Of all the places to steal shit, you chose fucking K-MART???!!!

LMFAO

OH my god what is the world coming too. That's like stealing shit from the salvation army.:confused:


At least pick something like Nordstroms hahaha.

But seriously, don't steal. Smoke pot instead, cuz stealing is illegal. :eek:

Ammie
11-29-2004, 10:50 PM
But seriously, don't steal. Smoke pot instead, cuz stealing is illegal. :eek:


lmafo thats just the funniest thing ive seen in awhile :D

InhaleItALL
11-29-2004, 11:02 PM
lmafo thats just the funniest thing ive seen in awhile :D
ahh, shucks..:o
you are so sexy, you make me wanna comb my hair.

Ammie
11-29-2004, 11:09 PM
ahh, shucks..:o
you are so sexy, you make me wanna comb my hair.
lol well give it a comb and post a pic :p

Imotep
11-29-2004, 11:28 PM
you are so sexy, you make me wanna comb my hair.

lmao

cheeched i will always be impressed with your near death/arrest experiences.
cant wait for the close call with the gang rape. :)

The C
11-30-2004, 12:10 AM
Rouge still gets caught, you gotta be a shadow thief or an assasin, cause then if someone turns on you u have the experience to kick there ass.

Gotta backstab though, otherwise your fuct.

InhaleItALL
11-30-2004, 12:20 AM
lol well give it a comb and post a pic :p
I'll email ya one, but way to paranoid to post one on here :eek:
haha

Chongzbongz
11-30-2004, 12:24 AM
K-MART!! Of all the places to steal shit, you chose fucking K-MART???!!!

LMFAO

OH my god what is the world coming too. That's like stealing shit from the salvation army.:confused:


At least pick something like Nordstroms hahaha.

But seriously, don't steal. Smoke pot instead, cuz stealing is illegal. :eek:

ur fucking hilarious i like the way u think... what else are you stupid at?

clevemire
11-30-2004, 12:26 AM
ahh, shucks..:o
you are so sexy, you make me wanna comb my hair. HAHAHA!

Not many women have the power to inspire grooming. You're quite a lady, Ammie.

Ammie
11-30-2004, 12:30 AM
HAHAHA!

Not many women have the power to inspire grooming. You're quite a lady, Ammie.


lol y thank you :o

InhaleItALL
11-30-2004, 01:07 AM
ur fucking hilarious i like the way u think... what else are you stupid at?
"Momma always says stupid is as stupid does. That's all I gotta say about that." -- F. Gump

Cheeched Chick HiGh
11-30-2004, 04:51 AM
I dunno, I do have a job -- it just doesn't pay well. I have worked there for almost two years and still get 5.15...not a very promising future with those.

I just figure, the government takes taxes out of MY paycheck to help the supply and demand in rich companies. I deserve that lip gloss...they've taken thousands out of my check, I highly doubt a little thing like that would put the whole business at stake of going completely bankrupt.

Its hard to find a bag for 15 dollars here anyway, I live in a small town of like 1,000 people....sometimes you can buy just joints for 5 bucks, which I could of done -- however the cops are watching his house, and therefore I feel no need to go and buy from him.

AbbaZabba
11-30-2004, 05:06 AM
Shouldve just asked a buddy of yours to spare you a 5 man. So you gettin dragged into court and shit now?

Cheeched Chick HiGh
11-30-2004, 05:12 AM
yeah^But, I am pretty sure I dont care too much....

I dont know, I dont care about anything anymore...shits blank

AbbaZabba
11-30-2004, 05:15 AM
My sister got caught shoplifting clothes from JC Pennys haha what a retard! She had to take like an 6 hour class for shoplifting.

GHoSToKeR
11-30-2004, 06:37 AM
i dont like people who steal.. but cheeched, youre so unbelievably hot that i dont care.. beautiful people have it easy lol :p

Buck268
11-30-2004, 07:08 AM
haha, reminds me of that one Family Guy :D

clevemire
11-30-2004, 02:23 PM
I dunno, I do have a job -- it just doesn't pay well. I have worked there for almost two years and still get 5.15...not a very promising future with those.

I just figure, the government takes taxes out of MY paycheck to help the supply and demand in rich companies. I deserve that lip gloss...they've taken thousands out of my check, I highly doubt a little thing like that would put the whole business at stake of going completely bankrupt.LOL.
You're just a kid making minimum wage. You have no idea what the government is capable of taking out of a check. Prepare for a surpise, if your growing criminal record doesn't ruin your chances of getting a real job in the future.
Tax happens to all of us. It's as certain as death. Nothing makes you any more special than the rest. So no, you didn't deserve it.

Ammie
11-30-2004, 02:27 PM
LOL.
You're just a kid making minimum wage. You have no idea what the government is capable of taking out of a check. Prepare for a surpise, if your growing criminal record doesn't ruin your chances of getting a real job in the future.
Tax happens to all of us. It's as certain as death. Nothing makes you any more special than the rest. So no, you didn't deserve it.


w0w couldnt have said it better myself :rolleyes:

maryjanemama
11-30-2004, 03:26 PM
Besides, with a criminal record, you'll be making $5.15 forever, Cheeched.