jakez
01-29-2007, 10:31 PM
Ok before the long story I already know I was a stupid careless moron about everything lol.
Ok so Saturday night my mom was out of town and told me we could all hang out at her house for the night if we wanted. No one was doing shit so we all decided threw in some money on some bud and go chill at my moms house.
Our usual person we get bud from didn't have mids and couldn't supply an oz either so we called another friend who sent us to a guy selling an oz of mids for $55 (o of this for $55??? (http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-pictures/100707-o-55-a.html)), we're like damn good deal so we go pick it up. Weigh it out to 24.7g but we don't really care since the bud looks good and it was cheap.
I pick up 5 blunts on the way (strawberry white owl :smokin: ). We get to the house and start rolling, smoke 3 back to back and in the meantime someone comes up with a game. We made 2 teams of 2 people and 1 judge by himself smoking a pipe. Each team got a blunt and whichever team finishes theirs first wins. After the blunts were lit and we were off we began to notice our blunt was way thicker but didn't care lol, there wasn't any prize for winning anyway. We end up at a tie when we're near a roach but they end up winning. This was all boxed in a room btw. I knew my mom smoked so I snooped in her room and found a 3 person hooka! We were baked so we end up putting some propell drink in it but it spills everywhere and I just went and washed it out and put it back lol. So we chill in there for a few hours and keep laughing at how foggy it is when you leave the room and come back. Around 11pm we get bored and decide to take off back near our side of town. We air out the room and spray fabreeze everywhere and take off.
I get down the street and there's a cop chilling on the side of the road just watching people, I cruise past him and he pulls out behind me and throws the lights on.. fuck! I stop at a fucking stop sign like an idiot. He comes to my window and says my tag light is out and he'll be right back with a paper that says to fix it. He starts walking back to my car and stop at my trunk and asks me to step back there. I'm like damn it I hope this goes smoothly. I step out and he hands me the paper and says "do you realize you smell like marijuana and that gives me probable cause to search your vehicle?" and I said "I smell like it? I don't do any drugs" he says "are there any illegal drugs in your car or on you?" and I say "no sir", he starts reaching in my pocket and suddenly I remember I have 5 big ass fucking roaches inside a ziplock in my pocket :eek: . He pulls them out and I just mumble "oh yeah i forgot those sorry", I am king idiot.
He puts cuffs on me and searches the rest of me and finds nothing. Another cop shows up and they search my friend who's 17 and find a pipe on him and then start searching every god damn inch of my car. They end up finding a little baggie of like 1.5 and a cigar tube with seeds in it. One of them comes to me in the back seat of the cop car and starts reading me my rights and afterwards asks if I have any questions and I ask "can I get a number out of my phone" he says "for what?" I say "someone to call to come get me out of jail" he says "jail??? I said 'it hasnt been determined yet whether or not youre going to jail'", im like wtf I could have sworn he just said I was being arrested.
At that point I was less nervous but knew I was still in deep shit. They start asking me all kinds of questions and ask me where my moms house is and the house address and I said "I don't know it" and one of them says "jesus how stoned are you man?!" and like a moron I accidentally admit that I'm high by saying "even if I was sober I wouldn't remember it because I don't know it". The cop cuts me a break apparently and doesn't take me to jail. He gave me a ticket with 2 misdemeanors written on it and I can't even read a god damn thing on it except for the court house info! He calls my friends parent to pick him up and asks if I have anyone close by that can come pick me and my car up since I'm stoned. I honestly didn't have anyone within 20 miles so he makes me wait there for 1 1/2 hrs until my friends mom is there and then lets me go. Got court on Feb 13th, this blows man. Anyone want to guess what is gonna happen? Should I like not smoke at all a week or so before court? I can't read shit on the tickets but I think I have the charge for the weed in the baggie and the pipe (paraphanelia charge)..
Ok so Saturday night my mom was out of town and told me we could all hang out at her house for the night if we wanted. No one was doing shit so we all decided threw in some money on some bud and go chill at my moms house.
Our usual person we get bud from didn't have mids and couldn't supply an oz either so we called another friend who sent us to a guy selling an oz of mids for $55 (o of this for $55??? (http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-pictures/100707-o-55-a.html)), we're like damn good deal so we go pick it up. Weigh it out to 24.7g but we don't really care since the bud looks good and it was cheap.
I pick up 5 blunts on the way (strawberry white owl :smokin: ). We get to the house and start rolling, smoke 3 back to back and in the meantime someone comes up with a game. We made 2 teams of 2 people and 1 judge by himself smoking a pipe. Each team got a blunt and whichever team finishes theirs first wins. After the blunts were lit and we were off we began to notice our blunt was way thicker but didn't care lol, there wasn't any prize for winning anyway. We end up at a tie when we're near a roach but they end up winning. This was all boxed in a room btw. I knew my mom smoked so I snooped in her room and found a 3 person hooka! We were baked so we end up putting some propell drink in it but it spills everywhere and I just went and washed it out and put it back lol. So we chill in there for a few hours and keep laughing at how foggy it is when you leave the room and come back. Around 11pm we get bored and decide to take off back near our side of town. We air out the room and spray fabreeze everywhere and take off.
I get down the street and there's a cop chilling on the side of the road just watching people, I cruise past him and he pulls out behind me and throws the lights on.. fuck! I stop at a fucking stop sign like an idiot. He comes to my window and says my tag light is out and he'll be right back with a paper that says to fix it. He starts walking back to my car and stop at my trunk and asks me to step back there. I'm like damn it I hope this goes smoothly. I step out and he hands me the paper and says "do you realize you smell like marijuana and that gives me probable cause to search your vehicle?" and I said "I smell like it? I don't do any drugs" he says "are there any illegal drugs in your car or on you?" and I say "no sir", he starts reaching in my pocket and suddenly I remember I have 5 big ass fucking roaches inside a ziplock in my pocket :eek: . He pulls them out and I just mumble "oh yeah i forgot those sorry", I am king idiot.
He puts cuffs on me and searches the rest of me and finds nothing. Another cop shows up and they search my friend who's 17 and find a pipe on him and then start searching every god damn inch of my car. They end up finding a little baggie of like 1.5 and a cigar tube with seeds in it. One of them comes to me in the back seat of the cop car and starts reading me my rights and afterwards asks if I have any questions and I ask "can I get a number out of my phone" he says "for what?" I say "someone to call to come get me out of jail" he says "jail??? I said 'it hasnt been determined yet whether or not youre going to jail'", im like wtf I could have sworn he just said I was being arrested.
At that point I was less nervous but knew I was still in deep shit. They start asking me all kinds of questions and ask me where my moms house is and the house address and I said "I don't know it" and one of them says "jesus how stoned are you man?!" and like a moron I accidentally admit that I'm high by saying "even if I was sober I wouldn't remember it because I don't know it". The cop cuts me a break apparently and doesn't take me to jail. He gave me a ticket with 2 misdemeanors written on it and I can't even read a god damn thing on it except for the court house info! He calls my friends parent to pick him up and asks if I have anyone close by that can come pick me and my car up since I'm stoned. I honestly didn't have anyone within 20 miles so he makes me wait there for 1 1/2 hrs until my friends mom is there and then lets me go. Got court on Feb 13th, this blows man. Anyone want to guess what is gonna happen? Should I like not smoke at all a week or so before court? I can't read shit on the tickets but I think I have the charge for the weed in the baggie and the pipe (paraphanelia charge)..