Golden showers?

[Imotep]

I was doing a really big long piss the other nigth and it got me thinking about golden showers and how it would be cool to drench a girl in piss.
now of course i considered how would i like that done to me.hey, a mate did dribble a drop of piss on me awhile ago when i was crashed out. a firehose blast of it might be different, we'll never know. or will we?
reminds me of a story; when i was a kid i wondered how high i could piss so i wound up, leant back and let loose. well it went so high i went WO-ugh and copped a mouthful while gasping in amazement at my personal triumph.
golden showers anyone? :D

[Proof]

fuckin sick person lol

[Ammie]

IMO im beingin to think u have issuse :p

[Encatuse]

I was in the shower with my lady once.. and I peed on her and she didn't notice. It was on the back of her leg. I had always told her I was gonna pee on her one day and she would be offended. Ha. Now THAT is a personal triumph. Now that I think of it I've peed on her twice, both times in the shower, both without her noticing. Stealth-Pissing is an art.

[maryjanemama]

Imo, hope you find a girl who accepts all of you...was your mom a neat freak? Anyway, at least you have balls enough to say what's on your mind...I could never post all of my freaky sex thoughts, I'm sure I'd get locked up. ;) :D :p

[XTC]

I was in the shower with my lady once.. and I peed on her and she didn't notice. It was on the back of her leg. I had always told her I was gonna pee on her one day and she would be offended. Ha. Now THAT is a personal triumph. Now that I think of it I've peed on her twice, both times in the shower, both without her noticing. Stealth-Pissing is an art.


Stealth Pee.. LMFAO

[InhaleItALL]

Imo, hope you find a girl who accepts all of you...was your mom a neat freak? Anyway, at least you have balls enough to say what's on your mind...I could never post all of my freaky sex thoughts, I'm sure I'd get locked up. ;) :D :p
Now I HAVE TO KNOW!!! Freak sex thoughts?????!!! BRING'EM ! :D

[The C]

Ha ha golden showers, thats nasty shit... not that i would do it in a second, nice blond chick :P

If you manage to get off really quick you can mabe consider it a cumshot scene too.

Ha ha you all know this is terribly degrading.... Unless she doesnt know, then i guess to anyone looking from up top you looks pretty retarded, lol getting off to something she doesnt really know is happening.
But i definatly commend you Imotep - most honroable steath mini-gunner. Naw im j/k you get the top gun steath AK-47 "keeps on givin'er" award.

[GooseBear]

haha I wouldn't want that but one night my boyfriend said that he did pee on me in the shower. I didn't believe him and he beat around the bush. I don't think he did but maybe if other guys do it........ Nawww it better not have happend!

[Imotep]

i think its more funny ha-ha than sexy ooo-ah. :D
i might do a big piss all over my chest in the shower and see how that feels lmfao.

[Encatuse]

Goosebear - It did. Trust me. It's way easier then you think. You'd never feel it with the water running. :D

[GHoSToKeR]

sick people.. sick, sick people haha

[GooseBear]

YIKES Encatuse tell me it isn't true tell me it isn't true!




lol

[Buck268]

Imo, hope you find a girl who accepts all of you...was your mom a neat freak? Anyway, at least you have balls enough to say what's on your mind...I could never post all of my freaky sex thoughts, I'm sure I'd get locked up. ;) :D :p


You and me both :eek:

[Ammie]

haha I wouldn't want that but one night my boyfriend said that he did pee on me in the shower. I didn't believe him and he beat around the bush. I don't think he did but maybe if other guys do it........ Nawww it better not have happend!


:eek: u better beat him proper!!

[zarathustra]

"Mmmmmm, I can taste the bubbles"
"My life just wont be complete until I turn your face into a toilet seat. I'm talkin' 'bout poo poo. I'm talkin' 'bout pee pee."

In my opinion, urination and takin' a doodie are the funniest things out there, next to farting. I once tricked my goofy friend Ray to drink my piss. Good times.

[Lovinhigh]

Excuse me, but ewwwww! :)

[Encatuse]

My friend once tricked me into sipping his piss while we were drunk. ((pissed in my drink just a little dribble so I wouldn't taste it)) i was so pissed off, and since I was drunk, it was uber-elevated. He said I could punch him as long as I didnt hit him in the face or groin. So I did.. in the groin. I decided it was my right to since he had me drink his piss. After we sobered up I was glad I didn't give him twisted testes or something.. that would suck.

DONT EVER PISS IN YOUR FRIENDS DRINKS
That means you are NOT their friend.

[Reefer Rogue]

its a remix edition of a thread about pissin ;) this reminds me of that chappel show with r kellys doo doo butter lmao good times. anyway this is kind of on the same subject well not really but anyway. do girls feel degraded about cumshots and when a guy busts in your face? i know us guys brag about our huge penis' and how we bust in a plethora of girls eyes noses etc lol any1 else have views on this?

[Kid Dynamite]

to be honest ive never bragged about busting in a "plethora" of girls eyes noses etc. I think its pretty degrading...even porno like that makes me feel abit bad.

[DrGonzo]

whats the point of blowing a load on somebody's face? seems a bit disrespectful to me...of course, if she's into that sort of thing, its a whole other story, isn't it?

[Imotep]

:eek: :D :cool:

[jacquelyne]

lol imo me and bf do it heaps when were drunk cause the urine is clear lol and of course were usually in the shower or tub so its all washed off and were having fun too cause it makes us laugh to imagine what our families would think if they knew some of the things we do

[GHoSToKeR]

thats disgusting, but to each his own lol

[maryjanemama]

lol imo me and bf do it heaps when were drunk cause the urine is clear lol and of course were usually in the shower or tub so its all washed off and were having fun too cause it makes us laugh to imagine what our families would think if they knew some of the things we doI've never done it myself...but I don't really think it's that weird...I mean aren't piss and cum as equally disgusting? Giving a blowjob is just as gross as being peed on so big deal.

I'm with you, Ghost, to each their own.

[SmokeyPotter]

Did you know that urine is sterile? That's right, you can drink it.

/Tyler Durden

[jacquelyne]

I've never done it myself...but I don't really think it's that weird...I mean aren't piss and cum as equally disgusting? Giving a blowjob is just as gross as being peed on so big deal.

I'm with you, Ghost, to each their own.
Spot on

[Imotep]

i dont consider cunnilingus the same as receiving a face full of steaming piss.
depends which valves are open.

[GHoSToKeR]

oh dude.. imotep.. thats horrible

why do you all insist on trying to make me feel sick? lol :p

but no, peeing on people is definately out! :)

[maryjanemama]

Did you know that urine is sterile? That's right, you can drink it.

/Tyler Durden
I think the writers of Fight Club should put out a little book of Tyler Durden-isms. I would buy it just to get stoned, read it, and laugh for a good half hour.

[maryjanemama]

i dont consider cunnilingus the same as receiving a face full of steaming piss.
depends which valves are open.
Giving cunnilingus is MUCH easier than giving even the best possible blowjob. The whole mechanics aspect of it is much more pleasing. What's a little piss on the ass or leg compared to semen in the mouth? ~Mary decides now would be a good time to stop typing~

[GHoSToKeR]

bullshit! lol

I guarentee you, %99 of guys will enjoy a blowjob whether it was good or not.. But most women wont get off from a guy giving her head who doesnt know a clit from a bowl of chicken soup!

Plus, i'd much rather go down on a girl than have her piss on or near me.. That's just gross!! Seriously.. it is...

So, can I pee on someone or not?

Dammit, there goes those double-standards again :p

[toejam]

I think this could be a nice bonding experience, I would try this with a girl but I don't have one right now. Maybe I should try it out on myself first.

[GHoSToKeR]

go ahead
let us know how it went lol

[maryjanemama]

bullshit! lol

I guarentee you, %99 of guys will enjoy a blowjob whether it was good or not.. But most women wont get off from a guy giving her head who doesnt know a clit from a bowl of chicken soup!

Plus, i'd much rather go down on a girl than have her piss on or near me.. That's just gross!! Seriously.. it is...

So, can I pee on someone or not?

Dammit, there goes those double-standards again :pOk, Ghost, you're totally straight (which was something in a different forum, but whatever). Cuz that was spoken like only a straight guy would say it. lol :D I dare someone to try to pee on their significant other in the next 24 hours and let's see what happens.

[Jim Morrison]

i piss all over any of my sexual partners it makes me feel like i own them it makes me so horny i recommend everyone try it at least once and liberate themselves from the strong holds of average sexual desires

[Budking]

I'm speechless

[kb70]

betcha mine are just a freaky!

I can't say I feel degraded when a lady cums all over my face ;-)

I would hazard a guess that lots of folks experiement with piss..I bet in a way it could be very liberating just like playing in mud ..(ok a bad example for you pervs out there).

just as long as we are all consenting..and having fun..that's what counts..

just keep it out of your eyes..it burns (even more than cum)

[mellow mood]

ever heard of brown shower? :eek:

[EverydayJunglist]

lol

[rastabill89]

lmao lmao lmao......you guys arnt affriad to tell people your sexual fantasies are you?....

[kb70]

I know what it is that you are refering to..

you got have some serious runs to spray that like a "shower" though...

and I wouldn't want even a bit of that on my leg ... :eek:

[slipknotpsycho]

....~speechless~ WTH would be the purpose to peeing on som eone? there's a reason for nuttin in a girls mouth, it just plain out feels better. i mean chics how would you like it if we were going down on you (assuming you were oral crazy, this has already backfired on me once) and right as you were about to reach that special moment we just immediately stopped and said "that's nasty i ain't getting near that stuff" would you be all loving and understanding or would you break our necks????

[professer evil]

i go away for a week and yous start these kind of threads without me,whats goin on.

you should get them girls to gargle the piss and say the alphabet with it in her mouth.
id rather take any amount of cum to the face than a shot of piss,ive been tellin you guys for months that piss is good for you and flushes all the bad things out of ur body wen u drink it.
you should keep a 5 gallon bucket of piss by the bed and when your filling your birds ass with cum empty the bucket all over her,talk about feeling like you own someone,,,youll feel like you just gave birth to that bitch


props to that guy with the stealth piss but if u truely are a master of the dark arts then u would have perfected the stealth piss on a public bus or taxi, theres nothing like letting rip on the bus with piss and watchin it roll up and down the floor when it breaks and accelerates,touchin all the peoples feet and then calmly gettin off the bus,youll own all them punks

[slipknotpsycho]

geez you are getting more immature by the day.....

[professer evil]

yeah u just keep on being a fuckin shite bag.

who the fuck are you,am i meant to care what u have to say,ur just a fukin stupid name on a screen

cop on u bleedin clown

[slipknotpsycho]

for someone that "doesn't care what i have to say" you sure do get angry over everything i do say...so if you don't care why get mad?

[mellow mood]

come on guys, peace

lol

[slipknotpsycho]

i have peace....just not with numbnuts up there.....

[infamousg8845]

this is an old discussion but my ass got a buzz and i thought this was mad funny lol.... i got a mad funny story.... i was like 13 and it was my first time gettin head so the girl was givin me head and it was like 15 mins and i just culdnt cum for sum reason so i pushed and pushed to try to get it out lol and i peed in her mouth lol ahaha..... of course she didnt know she thought it was cum lol haa

[Poppy Razzi]

Ive never been pissed on...well not knowingly, maybe my husband have on me while we were in the shower.

But I like to watch him pee, not in a turn-on kind of way, more like WHOA! Well, I guess I just like his penis.

[Satovan]

this is an old discussion but my ass got a buzz and i thought this was mad funny lol.... i got a mad funny story.... i was like 13 and it was my first time gettin head so the girl was givin me head and it was like 15 mins and i just culdnt cum for sum reason so i pushed and pushed to try to get it out lol and i peed in her mouth lol ahaha..... of course she didnt know she thought it was cum lol haa

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't handle that shit, hahahaha. I just finished smoking one and I read that and almost pissed on myself.

[slipknotpsycho]

this is an old discussion but my ass got a buzz and i thought this was mad funny lol.... i got a mad funny story.... i was like 13 and it was my first time gettin head so the girl was givin me head and it was like 15 mins and i just culdnt cum for sum reason so i pushed and pushed to try to get it out lol and i peed in her mouth lol ahaha..... of course she didnt know she thought it was cum lol haa


so, did she spit or swallow? LOL

[Satovan]

All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I´ve got the power
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
Our relationship I don´t want to spoil it
You are my personal toilet
Listen little girl
It´s getting near the hour
On your face I leave a shit tower
Shit tower, prune skin power
Smellin´ sour, it´s the shit tower
Golden showers,
It´s getting near the hours
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power

:D Everybody download Golden Showers by The Mentors :D

[NoosaHeads]

Ive never been pissed on...well not knowingly, maybe my husband have on me while we were in the shower.

But I like to watch him pee, not in a turn-on kind of way, more like WHOA! Well, I guess I just like his penis.



Lmao.....

My missus has busted me more than once Peeing on her leg in the shower...
I dont know why I do it.?.
It's just to be Nauhgty I guess...

[infamousg8845]

she tried to swallow cuz she liked me and i told her i dun like grls who waste it or w.e (idk im high lol) but she ended up spittin it up and gaggin to thro up lol and i was sittin there laughin like a lil school girl (in my head(i was high)) lol aha

[slipknotpsycho]

eww that's grody >< oh well funny as shit tho lolol and wth is up wtih all you guys pissing on your girl in the shower???? i don't understand....maybe i'll have to do it to find out what the big deal is

[infamousg8845]

i dont get off by pissin on someone... its kinda gross just to think about it... id feel bad for the girl..... especially if its the very yellow piss wit a strong smell lol..... like you hold it in all day..... i wuld think if u got it in her eyes u culd damn well blind her

[Not Enough Herb]

All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I´ve got the power
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
Our relationship I don´t want to spoil it
You are my personal toilet
Listen little girl
It´s getting near the hour
On your face I leave a shit tower
Shit tower, prune skin power
Smellin´ sour, it´s the shit tower
Golden showers,
It´s getting near the hours
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power



lmao!!! omg im downloading that

hmm everyone here seems to like pissing on ppl. while once i get my gf in the shower ill try and drain the ol anaconda on her

:)

later

[slipknotpsycho]

piss goes yellow from not havin enough water in your system.....so if you wanna piss yellow piss on her drink soda/beer of the like alll damn day (no juices or anything cuz they have lots of water in them) and then the next morning you wake up go at it lol been pretty damn yellow, it's also rumored that it gets orangish/yellowish when marijuana starts leavin your system...although i don't see how as it's a slow process not like it just stays in there for so long then just leaves it in one glorious pissing

[Satovan]

Slipknotpsycho! Download that song (Golden Showers- The Mentors). Just from your name and reading some of your posts I guarantee you'll like it. And if you want some other good songs by them try "Donkey Dick" or "Mother Daughter Team". Smoke a fat one and laugh your ass off.

[jacquelyne]

yes dont take multi vitamins also your urine will be fluro yellow lol