What's your ideal smoking scenario (realistically)??

[HERBZILLA88]

For me its cruising to a party with some buddies whjile vaping the whole way there, followed by more bowls, more bitches, and some awesome snacks from 7/11. :stoned: :D

[GanjaBob]

Kickin it by the pool with Snoop and some bitches roastin blunts.

[rnichilo]

an ounce or two of some kush and a nice bong and a few friends and good music

[dankus maximus]

a nice bong, a nice circle of friends (not too many, maybe about 4 or 5) aton of ganja and some wicked ass music....

....and just do snappers....

...oh and jerry garcia would be there playing the spoons while singing "i'm an old fashioned girl...".

[Podge_Boro]

rubbers
ladies ladies ladies
about 5 of my friends who smoke weed
about a quater of weed each
about 12 bottles of bud each and a couple of bottles of JD between us
alot of money, a phone and a take away menu

all sat infront of the TV with a good movie, or chillin with some good music
some beds upstairs :D

[2600HERTZ]

A pocket full of rubbers, A place where the party don't stop till 6 in the morning, a lil gin and a lil juice. A living room full of fine dime brizzles.

[420izzle]

chillin' in the mountains around a fire with friends, some music, a pound, a keg, a sleeping bag to retire into

[GorillaMan]

on the couch with my three best friends, james kevin and kayla. movies, ps2. Beer, an O, loud music, incense, passing out in my bed with my ipod blaring.

also best time of my life, sitting in an old army canvas tent with three friends in the woods, hitting a pipe till we were too high to build a fire.

[mfqr]

Camping for a few weeks in the woods with a few friends, a QP between us all (for the whole 3 weeks) and a few pipes in rotation with 3-4 different strains of some dank ass bud, with like 7g of good hash as well. Also, a 1/4 of some psilocybin cubensis mushrooms as well. To me that just sounds like it would be totally awesome. Funny thing is, me and a friend actually are planning on doing this ;). Maybe I'll get a few other friends to come as well, and it would be awesome. Oh, and of course, a very nice bon fire, with cool music in the background (bob marley, 90s gangsta rap, trance/techno/goa trance, and some Tool and System of a Down)... then we'd be 100% set. We're actually planning on this for this summer ;). Can't wait.

[go toke up]

a bunch of sexy girls, my 2 best friends, a pound of dank, a whole bunch of blunt wraps, a large variety of bongs, pipes, munchies, faygo soda, a few bottles of e&j, at a pimped out party mansion on the beach. there ya go.

[Sir Bliss]

A couple friends, tons of bud, on a lake.

I've done it before (for a week straight) and it was absolutely glorious. Some of the best days of my life.

[biohazard]

i would say when my parents go on vacation for 2 weeks and i get to stay home and blaze ALL day :)

however, my parents never go on vacations and leave me behind, so... :(

[mowie wowie]

weed, piece, lighter, friends, food.

[slpntrx5]

a very cozy (small) circular room with navy blue walls and super soft overstuffed armchairs, a hammock, a great stereo system with the BEST musical selections, a 45 inch tv screen with the world's best stoner/trippy/kickass movies, a few hundred's worth of some grey goose vodka and good beer, a dark wood central coffee table with a large hookah, a ROOR bong (with diffuser, ashcatcher, and ice notches, filled with extremely cold salt water), 2-3 small glass spoons, my girlfriend (depends on my mood), all my chillest friends, an ounce of Blueberry Kush, an ounce of Orange Kush, an ounce of Juicy Fruit, an ounce of Sour Diesel, and plenty of pillows and blankets.

that about does it, i guess lol

[crf250smoker]

in my old chill spot, wit a few of my boys, a pound of the dankest weed, a ps3 & xbox 360 a huge plasma screene, and food, mad pipes, and wraps, supplys for some tulips, and locked in till we finish the pound, and some hot stoner chicks

[ZedRULES]

Real life...1/2oz if top shelf dank sativa bud on a Volcano watching the "BOWL" on HDTV...my wife in tow...on bud (that's dreamin'):jointsmile: Bowls of munchies,edibles and hopefully...a lil' hash...:stoned:

[FreeVenice]

Me sitting on top of a very excusive mountain in the middle of Inyo County, with a O.G. peacepipe, an ounce of something I grew myself, and a sketch book. . . I would probly forget something though. . . lol.:stoned: like my lighter or shit even my pencil sharpener:( , that would really suck. . .

[razberyjamdeltaV]

i wish i could go to my old friend's house. but since i got busted i haven't been there or successfully snuck out to get there once... we smoked all day every day, and some hot bitches came over, too:)

i got laid for the first time while i was there :( good times...

[unconscious]

Smoking anywhere with my friends and just laying around.

Watching movies, making music, laughing. Fun stuff.

[unconscious]

a very cozy (small) circular room with navy blue walls and super soft overstuffed armchairs, a hammock, a great stereo system with the BEST musical selections, a 45 inch tv screen with the world's best stoner/trippy/kickass movies, a few hundred's worth of some grey goose vodka and good beer, a dark wood central coffee table with a large hookah, a ROOR bong (with diffuser, ashcatcher, and ice notches, filled with extremely cold salt water), 2-3 small glass spoons, my girlfriend (depends on my mood), all my chillest friends, an ounce of Blueberry Kush, an ounce of Orange Kush, an ounce of Juicy Fruit, an ounce of Sour Diesel, and plenty of pillows and blankets.

that about does it, i guess lol

Fucking awesome.

[Frivolous248]

Smoking a bowl and cuddling with a girl.

[Bob the Awesome]

An ounce of the most crystally stuff ever, with my best friends of all my different smoking circles, in a nice comfy room with good comedy shows (Chappelle or South Park) on... a radio with CD's if we so choose, some alcohol wouldn't hurt but would hardly be necessary.

I also would really, really like to go back to when I first started drinking/smoking with my friends, we'd get high, go travel around doing stuff until midnight, head back, play kemps for shots. Great stuff.

[spliffstar22]

A bunch of sexy butt naked honeys, an ounce and packs of blunts in one pocket, and 2 boxes of rubbers in my other lol.........and a couple of bottles of E&J.............

[notransfer]

wake and bake outside on an awesome weathered summer day

[cursive]

4-5 people with blunts going around in each direction followed by a few bubblers and cap it off with a monster gb hit.

if i drank heavily the night before, a wake and bake is the best smoke ever.

[dankman]

chillin at my secret spot in santa cruz with 4 of my good friends and 10

decent ladies 2 ounces of kill 3 packs of flavored blunts 2 bongs one 2 footer

and one 4 footer and lil wayne and bob marley would be singing together

and hella good food thats not bad for you so u can snack all fuckin day every day

and for some reason there would be snow and id have that lrg snowboard and u could ride down to the beach

[Dr.Hashman]

Floating in a quiet lake during a mid-summer day on a sofa with the girl of my dreams in my arms, cuddling and watching boats go by. We would pull out a box with stuff we had grown in our breakfast room with windows all around, 1/8 of Durban Poison, 1/8 of Purple Haze, 1/8 of Mauwie Wauie, 1/8 of that nice White Widow Indica, MaryJane. We would then proceed to cuddle and the person laying ontop (her) would be preparing some nice waterbongs that we blew the day before in our Glass Crafting class. We would spend the day smoking smooth great MJ and gaze into eachothers eyes while the clouds drift by.

[SKReeeeeeEEEECH]

The only problem is that the girl who fulfills the role as the girl of my dreams and the person in my heart, really does not like me smoking.