WTF!?!

[Masta Stuff]

So I get home from my friends place. a bag of 1/2 an oz in my hand I get home and sit it down on the table. along with my lighter and pipe. So I go the washroom come back and grab my weed and go into my bedroom. lol I get upstairs and place my weed on my bed. But I forgot my pipe and lighter. lol so i ran back down and grabbed them both.

On the way up the stairs I dropped my lighter. and had to go back and get it lol. but when I finally made to to my room heres were things got weird. I open up my weed and this wolf spider or like something crawls out and lands on my bed. the spider then tricks off somewhere in my room and I can't find it now.

I examined the weed and everything seemed to be fine. But now theres a magical spider that crawled from my bag of weed. I was already stoned when all this happened but I thought it was a little trippy. What should I name the spider? lol

Spider-weed lol lookout for it friends :D

[nikweiser]

he just wants to get high too

[MastaChronic]

ive gotten a tarantula high before, it had the munchies so bad

[slipknotpsycho]

you should name it corpse, for when you step on that son of a bitch ;)

[PhillyNORML_dOc]

Haha thats some funny stuff.

[Kid Dynamite]

oh shit man, if a spider jumped out of my weed i'd crap myself. I dont like em at the best of times, let alone when im stoned...

[ATrain]

you should name it corpse, for when you step on that son of a bitch ;)

I hear that shit! Finish him off first and name his ass later :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:

[smok3y]

Lol

Thats some weird shit , Spider in your bag of weed...:D

Hope you find the spider and stomp him good.. I hate they wee crawley bastards..

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I'm sooooooooo fucking scared of spiders. If there's a spider in my weed somehow, I'll just scream like if there was a freaking dinosaur running after me. Then I'll probably never open a bag of weed again in my life.

I </3 spiders.

Spider-man is a prick.

[napolitana869]

man if that happened to me I'd be so freaked out

[FreeVenice]

LOL...It was probly a nug, you were to stoned and thought it was living. Stop Dropping Your Lighter, that's how they get lost. . .

[Skink]

2 years ago I woke up and half my head was numb,,,I had three bite marks on my neck... just look at all my posts and you will see how this has affected me...

[ATrain]

2 years ago I woke up and half my head was numb,,,I had three bite marks on my neck... just look at all my posts and you will see how this has affected me...

Dude that is so fucking nuts! I actually shivered when I read that. My sister would puke if I told her that :)

[slipknotpsycho]

i hate spiders if i new theres some wolf spider in my room i wouldnt sleep in my room for a while

you know, even in the cleanest house, a spider crawls on your face atleast one time out of every week while you sleep...?

[Slither]

First of all, i would check with ure dealer and make sure he didnt put any pcp or anything in there, haha im joking. I want to get a monkey and teach that bitch to smoke its my all life dream. Name it after whatever type of shit ure smokin

[midlifecrisis]

Find that spider!!...he has precious trichomes stuck all over his body....kill him, dry him and smoke him

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

you know, even in the cleanest house, a spider crawls on your face atleast one time out of every week while you sleep...?

Yea, reasearches actually prove you eat like one to three spiders a year while sleeping.

[Inferius]

Yea, reasearches actually prove you eat like one to three spiders a year while sleeping.

I heard it was an average of 11 bugs in total, 7 spiders.
Midnight snacks never hurt anybody...
cept' the spiders...

[LittLeWinG]

I'm horrified of spiders.

eek

[TokinAsianGuy]

2 years ago I woke up and half my head was numb,,,I had three bite marks on my neck... just look at all my posts and you will see how this has affected me...

spider sense tingling...

[smoke it]

crazy stuff. id find the spider, and kill it

[B.Basher]

Did he say "FUCK, I'M BUSTED" in a high pitch spider voice before dusting?

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I heard it was an average of 11 bugs in total, 7 spiders.
Midnight snacks never hurt anybody...
cept' the spiders...

lol, I didn't exactly know the number, I thought it was that...but 7!!!! that's even worse! I'm never sleeping again. haha.

[Brandotheblazer]

LOL thats fuckin funny but try to find the spider and put him in a jar or fish tank and keep him and get him fuckin baked lolt hats wut i would do...its like its ment to be find a spider in ur weed lol

[mfqr]

you know, even in the cleanest house, a spider crawls on your face atleast one time out of every week while you sleep...?

I doubt that is true for every house. Not all houses have the same amount of spiders. I don't like spiders at all. I used to kill them every time I see them, but now I feel kind of bad for them, so I don't. But I try to stay as far away as possible. They're living organisms too. I only started thinking this way after I first started smoking. Interesting ;).

[Masta Stuff]

haha thats great. I should go do that. I still havn't found him yet tho. but considering statistics if I don't find him soon I'll probably end up eating him lmao :p

[memoryburner]

U know what would make it more fun? go to walmart and buy a dart gun. as soon as u see him, shoot a dart through him

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

a few days ago some weed I sold to sum1 had a... red maggot in it or something i didnt c it tho they told me the next day, makes me wonder bout my connection..