Sketchiest dealer ever

[503Danks]

Well my old dealer as a warrant for accessorie to a murder and is on the run. I had a few other dealers I went to when he was dry, but they had alot shittier bud. So I found this new guy, he has some hella dank buds and is very reliable and over all cool. So first time I bought a sack from him he was cool. Second time he was a little stranger, he made my ride park in a parking lot and I had to walk 2 blocks the other direction then I hopped in his car and he made my ride follow him 2 cars back and then he parked and went into a store and I had to get out and walk 2 blocks and get picked up.Then last night I was hella blazed and called him for a 1/4 and I asked, "Do you have a quarter of marijuana" He said no and said "Never say that again". Then I called him the next day and he asked if I was setting him up blah blah blah.

[nikweiser]

lol fuck those dealers bro.. how close to portland are you?
my town east of p town has the chillest dealers man


hi, hint hint;)

[2600HERTZ]

Some people man...Some people.

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

LOL talk about paranoid...

I know of a few dealers like this. Someone wanted to buy an ounce once (a felony) and he flipped out. Started saying all this "Oh you think you can set me up...well you're wrong...you stinky pigs....You'll never catch me"

Funny Shit.

[FUNKNUGGET]

"Do you have a quarter of marijuana" does sound like something a cop would say...I always try and make it sound sly, for example "got smoke?","got a quarter?" or "got trees/bomb/herbs?"


I hope that made sense I'm vaporizing right now and I'm on bowl number 3 so I'm kinda out of it...:pimp:

[GetDown]

look, i had a noid (paranoid) dealer once, really nice guy but he thought everyone wanted to get him, i spoke in his code when ordering weed on the phone, so maybe nex time u see him just talk to him bout a code, say u wanna use beer for example, asking if he has any beer means does he got weed, saying i want a stubby (stubby is aussie talk for bottle/can) means all u want is a gram, longneck is 3, sixpack is a 1/4, 2 sixpacks 1/2, a slab (aussie for a carton of 24 beers) is an ounce, then take it from there.....

[thcbongman]

That guy is an idiot. Piggies could mark his car as hot and pull you over on a little traffic violation. Those security preventions makes you guys stick out like a sore thumb.

Keep things indoors and discrete.

[orange floyd]

dude id be fucking paranoid if someone called me up and said "DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER OF MARIJUANA". hell id be paranoid if anyone called me up and even said the word "marijuana" unless they were joking around and pronounced it "mara-jew-ana"

[Frivolous248]

Dude...are you a fucking cop?

Who the hell says "marijuana", ESPECIALLY when trying to buy some. Thats like hearing a crack head go up and be like "Hell I'd like some crack-cocaine please. Got any Crack COCAINE?"

If I was him, I'd be fuckin' sketched out when you said that, just because that is a WEIRD thing to say. Just be like "yo' man you got some green? I need about a quarter".

Thats sketchy how he made you walk like 2 blocks to get into his car and all, but whatever. You'd be paranoid if you were a dealer too. And if thats how he rolls, just be glad hes got bud.

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

Don't cops need the word marijuana to be said for it to be an "illegal" deal for them to arrest a dealer. I think I learned that from Half Baked.

[thcbongman]

No.

Common misconception. All they need suspicion of activity. If there is a pattern emerging, example a guy does a lot of deals on a specific street, or out of a specific car, they can certainly make a move if they go 1 mile over the speed limit.

Then there are dealers who use people's paranoia to their advantage. Especially on deals that involve no scales, pressuring people to buy a bag without throughly inspecting it for quality and amount. Watch out for these guys.

All deals should take place in an enclosed area where there is no element of pressure or paranoia. It makes everyone safe and happy.

Still it's weird to tell a dealer you want a quarter of marijuana. It should come a point where the guy knows what you are talking about without saying a slang word of some sort.

[BigHyphyD]

Just be like this.


"Yo. You Got Trees? You in the area? Aight.Where you At? Oh Alrite. I need a 1/4. Aight I'll be there in a min."

lol depends on what kind of dealer you have.

[503Danks]

Just be like this.


"Yo. You Got Trees? You in the area? Aight.Where you At? Oh Alrite. I need a 1/4. Aight I'll be there in a min."

lol depends on what kind of dealer you have.

I usually say like dub or 8th or quarter or whatever. But it was just something I said, being stoned and in the need of more weed I said it without thinking. But he is a legit guys, sacks always weigh, always there when you need him (I once called him at 4 AM and is answered on the second ring.) Oh, and today he got all butt hurt because I called him and he said it would be about an hour, I said cool, call me when you can do it. I ended up waiting past the hour and got some buds from a different guy. He called me 3 hours after he said an hour and said I flaked out on him and hung up.

[Polymirize]

I can't believe you'd drop the M-word on a dealer like that. Sounds like you might be a sketchy customer. Using more discretion might help you get a better dealer actually.

And I'm probably unsure about your whole scale for 'sketch', considering that your last dealer is an accessory to murder?

[503Danks]

I can't believe you'd drop the M-word on a dealer like that. Sounds like you might be a sketchy customer. Using more discretion might help you get a better dealer actually.

And I'm probably unsure about your whole scale for 'sketch', considering that your last dealer is an accessory to murder?

It goes like this, someone shot someone they got to him (old dealer) because his finger prints were on a weed sack that the shooting was over. The guy who shot the guy was selling the bud and was getting jacked and had a gun pulled on him. So pretty much person a shot person b because person a was selling some bud who he bought from person c, my ex-dealer. You see?

[glade_1111]

My dealer sells consistently amazing stuff (purple kush, sour diesel, jack herrer to name a few), and he is a little noid, but he makes it clear. You either use his slang, or you get hung up on, pretty simple really. It's worth it to jump through a few hoops for a guy who sells dank bud, especially if he's reliable. Of course, I live in the tri-state, so nobody around here is chill.