What makes you laugh uncontrolably when baked? [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

FUNKNUGGET

01-27-2007, 06:58 AM

GotWake88

01-27-2007, 07:02 AM

anything. the movie Half Baked. I wish I could smoke tonight! tomorrow i am getting so unbelievably fucked up.

delusionsofNORMALity

01-27-2007, 02:54 PM

old people. don't know why, they just seem incredibly comic when i'm stoned.

Podge_Boro

01-27-2007, 03:05 PM

last night it was potatoe waffles
just random things make me laugh when im baked
and my mates faces too

JeenYuss

01-27-2007, 03:08 PM

on scary movie four when they ask ezekiel to pray an he says "PEEPEE AN VAGINA!!!" or when my boy says it at random times

fackfackfack

01-27-2007, 03:08 PM

when friends crack jokes that don't make sense at all, but somehow seem unbelieveably funny.

SkatePopwar

01-27-2007, 03:51 PM

old people and foreigners ARE very funny :jointsmile:

mfitzp

01-27-2007, 03:56 PM

lol looking at someones chin upside down i think thats fucking hilarious lmfao

Skink

01-27-2007, 04:04 PM

Cannabis.com

MotleyCrueBoy24

01-27-2007, 06:01 PM

Everything.

gabee42ee

01-27-2007, 06:08 PM

i know its terrible ... im living with my grents till im allowed back at my house and i love them to death but they are so funny to me wen im blazed bc they cant hear anything so they are always yelling at each other and it cracks me up.

40oz

01-27-2007, 06:09 PM

old people. don't know why, they just seem incredibly comic when i'm stoned.

yes people are funny to me too. Also hearing other people geek out can make me geek out.

TheFatKid

01-27-2007, 06:10 PM

anything and everything.

ValkyrieAg

01-27-2007, 06:48 PM

stupid shit on tv.

The pussification of america is hard to watch. I occasionally *feel* like crying. Never have :cool:

FUNKNUGGET

01-27-2007, 07:40 PM

^what in the fuck are you talkin about valky???rie

FUNKNUGGET

01-27-2007, 07:41 PM

hahaha i'm a dumbass

Valkyrie???***

station

01-27-2007, 07:47 PM

my friends and the show weeds...

NevaBeenSoHIGH

01-27-2007, 08:19 PM

no disrespect but heavy people make me laff my ass off

unconscious

01-28-2007, 02:30 AM

Other people's faces.

I always smoke with my friends, and sometimes we'll just be sitting at a table at Mellow Mushroom and waiting, and one of them will make the dumbest fucking face ever, and we'll all just start laughing uncontrollably.

It's ridiculous.

One time I smoked with one of my best friends and we went to my house and watched TV. My friend goes "There's black people on TV?" and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

spliffstar22

01-28-2007, 04:56 PM

EVERYTHING lol

xxxhazexxx

01-28-2007, 04:59 PM

my son when he cant do a certan level of a game he freaks its really funny:D

cannabis=freedom

01-29-2007, 12:56 AM

haha fish make me laugh my ass off when baked. Just thinking about the way their eyes bug out makes me laugh right now, even though I'm sober.

orange floyd

01-29-2007, 02:56 AM

lol looking at someones chin upside down i think thats fucking hilarious lmfao

omg dude i was with my friend and i was looking at her face upside down and she stuck out her tongue, and i was mad baked, and it looked like some third eye shit haha

mfqr

01-29-2007, 03:30 AM

This one time I was really baked watching that show "Intervention." This dude was talking really funny (the drug addict, who was doing coke, and smoking weed, etc (in fact, his mom made it seem as if it was really bad that they were smoking weed--it was actually kind of funny)), and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen/heard. But most of the time it's just random shit that 1. doesn't make sense, or 2. makes sense, but is random. Btw, I've looked at people's faces when they have been lying down, and looking at me (and i'm standing by their head), and if I stare at their eyes, they look like an alien or something (even when I'm not blazed). It really creeps me out, but in a good way. It's not really funny though, I just thought I'd say that, since other people commented on that.

dunney508

01-29-2007, 04:09 AM

Like anything and everything.. Once me and a cuple friends smoked and we were chillin in front of my friends house and his like 8 yr old neghbor came over on like a mini motorized moped i dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my life, lol.

Friend faces, other people laughing.

Almost every tme i smoke with other there is always a point were me and someone else just look at each other and cant stop laughing for like up to 2 minutes

Jderringer

01-29-2007, 05:50 AM

no disrespect but heavy people make me laff my ass off

Thats ok, we think were funny too! Me and my buddy are both really big guys. (he's 6'2" and 300lbs, I'm 6' and 325lbs) One night, we were smoking and playing cards, as we would often do. After about the third bowl, the munchies hit me really hard, so I got up, and spotted an unopened box of "smear rolls". (for those that are unfamiliar, a "smear roll" is a cinnamon roll with a shit load of white sugar icing smeared on the top) I grabbed the box and sat back down at the card table. He looked at me, and then the box, and then me again... I pushed the box toward him, and with the most serious voice and face I could muster, I said "smear roll, fatass?" That had to be the funniest thing ever said! We were laughing hard for what had to be 20 minutes. He actually pissed himself and fell out of the chair at one point! We both still say "smear roll, fatass?" all the time... It's still funny, but not as funny as the first time I said it.

Thepossumdance

01-29-2007, 06:36 AM

My friend Daniel...
I swear to god none of his stories end before about 8 or 9 minutes have passed and they make no sense and HE HAS A MILLION. lol I've been smoking with him to much lately and now im a part of a few to many of these stories.

rnichilo

01-30-2007, 05:40 AM

post#3

http://boards.cannabis.com/experiences/100547-cool-stoner-game.html

Pumpkinpie

01-31-2007, 02:12 AM

Watching kitties on America's Funniest Home Videos

It's so damn funny

RyanTheCaveman

01-31-2007, 02:15 AM

i dunno, i hate that..
i be walking around and start laughing and smiling for no reason...my dads like "...what?!...whats wrong with you! are you high?!"
"nope....L0Lz!"...yeh

orangeman

01-31-2007, 02:16 AM

New comedy pieces that I haven't seen before. I usually just go on YouTube and search for funny people and watch a few videos I haven't seen before. It always entertains me :D.

huh

01-31-2007, 02:39 AM

foreign ppl are deffinatly the funniest thing ever....also stoned ppl that dont normally smoke.

unconscious

01-31-2007, 03:22 AM

dankman

03-17-2007, 09:34 PM

just trying to get shit done with friends

yesterday it was like 9 at night and we decided we wanted some dinner so we went to the closest store and bought a gallon of milk a box of crunch berries 8 box variety pack of cereal and a lot of ice cream and i couldnt stop laughing so i just left and waited outside

GreenLadyOfDankDowns

03-18-2007, 03:02 AM

I like watching Eddie Izzard's stand up comedy when I'm stoned. Especially Dress To Kill, and Unrepeatable. The bit he does about going to Castle Dracula with Agatha, Tabitha, and Bagatha cracks me up hardcore. It's the James Mason voice that really does it. Also any time he imitates Sean Connery. Priceless. Sometimes I laugh so hard I can't catch my breath.

tokinballer

03-18-2007, 03:22 AM

(no offence)

asians......mad ones at that :rastasmoke:

Reefer Rogue

03-18-2007, 09:19 AM

Borat. Tom Green. Loads more stuff...

mushypeas

03-18-2007, 09:24 AM

for me it's foreigners. I have absolutely nothing wrong with them, but when they say something I can't help but laugh at their accent. It doesnt matter where they're from either- It's always hilarious. What about everyone else?

FUNK:pimp: NUGGET

i get that chinese people are so cute even if a chinese guy was waving a gun in my face id smile , also i met a guy once and we got high he showed me a pic of his mum it looked like him with a wig on i was rolling around for an hour i still giggle wen i think about it hahahahaha

Ifrit369

03-18-2007, 03:31 PM

anything and everything.

So true. XD

TheAtomicPunk

03-18-2007, 03:35 PM

Anyone laughing makes me laugh when I'm high, and it's funny when I meet someone that's the same way. Really funny... lol

Jizzle Blizzle420

03-18-2007, 04:05 PM

when other people are high, high people crack me shit up.

tom_mate

03-18-2007, 07:13 PM

Last nite we were getting high at my mates house and we had this Disney CD on which was making us fucking laugh so much, and this song off Pinocchio came on and this guy called Scott started walkin about pretending he was on strings doing this fucking hilarious face, and then he went outside and went on the trampoline still pretending that he was a wooden puppet on strings. That was just about the funniest thing I have seen for ages, I couldn't stop laughing. Hahahaha.

Light It Up

03-18-2007, 08:42 PM

getting teased by one of my friends... I swear to god it's the FUNNIEST shit in the world when I'm high....

LysergicBliss

03-19-2007, 04:56 AM

Going to work. I work at a chinese restaurant with mostly asian people.

Matt the Funk

03-19-2007, 05:09 AM

old people. don't know why, they just seem incredibly comic when i'm stoned.

Same. Tomorrow being my last day of community service I plan to go super baked and laugh my ass off the whole time.

biohazard

03-19-2007, 05:13 AM

things that are supposed to be serious and shit make me laugh myself to tears sometimes... it sucks because everyone else is like WTF has this kid smoked himself retarded?! its the worst when you have to deal with teachers or parents and you just BURST out laughing.... good times :)

budkilla420

03-19-2007, 05:20 AM

my little brother when he is stoned. he starts beating shit and it trips me the fuck out. lmao:jointsmile:

BDubz26062

03-19-2007, 05:23 AM

not understanding what my friend is talking about, because it doesnt even sound like words of any sort after we get ripped

Maggz

03-19-2007, 05:29 AM

My imagination..usually imagine spontaneous irrelevent stupid shit that pops up in my mind at the spurr of the moment and I just think and laugh..personally I find it more entertaining than any form of media or comedy show you can think of.

BigHyphyD

03-19-2007, 05:34 AM

Little Kids.

We'll all be blown and go get something to eat somewhere, and when the little kids come with there parents I just like to watch them and how they behave.

Its hillarious.

MechAnimal

03-19-2007, 12:18 PM

midgits

rebgirl420

03-19-2007, 12:28 PM

hmmm alot of things...the words "bees", "fuzzy", "footsies", and anything my friend Nick says. He does great family guy impressions. Actually any kind of impressions. Like when were watching tv he'll just repeat what the commercial says and ill just die laughing.

Reefer Rogue

03-19-2007, 12:29 PM

Rasta tour guide

exhashsmoker

03-19-2007, 12:55 PM

For me its my friend Pat hes the funniest bloke on earth! especially when he breaks out with his Smegal from lord of the rings impression!Hilarious.

What do people think about strains that give you the giggles? Any strains that make you laugh more than others?

exhashsmoker

03-19-2007, 01:20 PM

Oh yea and the tv show arrested development and the comedian pablo francisco.must have watched his set on google video 50 times over the summer in Canada! its a MUST watch if you like standup comedy!

tom_mate

03-19-2007, 02:43 PM

Rasta tour guide

Same!!!

'25...Haaaaaaaa...Haaaaaaaaa....Haaaaaaaa...Haaaaa a'

funny as hell!

GratefulDead4ever

03-19-2007, 04:28 PM

Foreign people always crack me up i find it pretty funny when my friends go through drive thrus backwords and the employees just watch and laugh

rebgirl420

03-19-2007, 04:29 PM

Oh yea and the tv show arrested development and the comedian pablo francisco.must have watched his set on google video 50 times over the summer in Canada! its a MUST watch if you like standup comedy!

pablo is freaking hilarious. i seen his comedy central standup show, i almost peed myself laughing.

logie_boy

03-19-2007, 04:40 PM

i could'nt tell you what makes me laugh uncontrollably when baked, cause for me it's a spur of the moment kinday things
anchorman usually does it

or recent experiences (but you won't get it)

1) shouted randomly at the top of my voice "achie bakie juice" my mate and i were rolling about for a good ten minutes
2) my mate's description of another mates mum who's against smoking weed, "a becon of bad news" that was funny at the time
i suppose itts one of those time you gotta say "when in rome"

idostuff69

03-19-2007, 10:04 PM

My friend singing the theme from Grease with a picture of John Travolta in front of his face. I laughed for like 10 minutes.

exhashsmoker

03-20-2007, 07:29 PM

pablo is freaking hilarious. i seen his comedy central standup show, i almost peed myself laughing.

Hes my favorite we always watch his set after getting baked..good times..:jointsmile:

Drolover

03-20-2007, 09:39 PM

Holy shit try staring at someone baked lol they turn into a fucking alien, this is off topic but when i look at peoples pictures i can see shapes like the head would be a circle or square lol.

orangeman

03-21-2007, 02:26 AM

Lol omg I forgot to mention my cousin. Every time I get high with that guy he talks about everything that happened to him before we get together to smoke, like all the shit that happened in the previous days. He always tells the stories so funny because he's high as shit and swears way too much for no reason it's hilarious. Sometimes I try to shut him up and he doesn't even hear me xD.