My Night Is In Your Hands...

[FindingTim]

Hello Cannabis.com members- I haven't posted here in quite some time. Anyways, I am going to play baseball for my high school team this year and all athletes are subject to random drug testing. I have two decent sized bowls of purple diesel sitting in my closet and I am hoping to have a "last hoorah" before I have to put the herb down for the season.

The random drug testing starts for athletes as soon as the season begins and athletes may be tested shortly after school on any given day.

I have been smoking about a bowl every two days for the past three weeks and baseball tryouts are February 10th, fifteen days from today. So at the very soonest I could be tested in fifteen days, but the chances are very slim.

I am about 5'11 160lbs.

The last time I smoked was Tuesday.

So here is my question, will I have anything to worry about if I toke up tonight?

[geonagual]

Depends on the type of drug test and other factors. But I imagine THC levels are low, so you may be ok. It is on the borderline for sure.

[slipknotpsycho]

first, never heard of purple diesel? lol... i know there are thousands, but to me that sounds like a marketing name made up by the dealer...

second, given your smoking history and the earliest possible piss test, and how much you have to smoke... go for it... if you're going to be tested positive, those couple of bowls aren't really going to make much of a diffrence anyways... tommorow (assuming you smoke it all tonight) just drinks lots and lots of water... for the first week or so...

[Samwhore]

you only live once

DO IT

* my exact reason why i dont do sports...or work

[FindingTim]

im not sure if exercise plays any part in cleansing the body of thc, but I forgot to mention that I will be running a mile after school each day 4 days a week for baseball conditioning...

and one more thing, it's a urine test

[slipknotpsycho]

yes sweating helps you dispense it faster, so that only adds to the reasons to do it.

[MastaChronic]

did you or your parents sign a contract stating that they could drug test you?

[MacWQ33]

Sweatings the best way. Don't quote me...but doesn't drinking loads of water not really help with marijuana..since it's stored in fat cells? I know for other things it will work.

[slipknotpsycho]

Sweatings the best way. Don't quote me...but doesn't drinking loads of water not really help with marijuana..since it's stored in fat cells? I know for other things it will work.

if you drink too much water beofre the test it can tip 'em off it's diluted, and require a retest... that's why.... drinking lots of water and sweating helps flush your body of it.

[FindingTim]

yes my parents did in fact sign a drug test form, as did I. I am glad that I am going to take a 3 month break during the season, but I wish I could celebrate my last two bowls...

[MacWQ33]

if you drink too much water beofre the test it can tip 'em off it's diluted, and require a retest... that's why.... drinking lots of water and sweating helps flush your body of it.

Yeah I know..that happened to my friend this summer. But like if you didn't drink any water that day...would it matter if you drank a gallon a day for a few days before?

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah it would actually... it helps flush it out lol... i dunno how to make it any more clearer? :confused:

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

Go for it...two bowls arent gonna change anything anyways.

[Pipe Dreams]

Nah, if youre in baseball, you should be exercising anyways. Smoke your weed man, have a good night. Just remember to exercise!

[FindingTim]

so is there anyone who thinks it is an absolutely idiotic decision for me to smoke tonight?

[MacWQ33]

See..this is what I was thinking Slip...I knew it dilutes...but I just didn't think it flushed. Other drugs would be flushed...but THC is different. I guess that's why marijuana stays in your system far far longer than anything else.

"6.1.1 Water:
> Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water intoxication. It's very hard to do, and you'll vomit before anything gets serious. "

4 (http://www.marijuana.org/BeatDrugTest-4.htm) link

[slipknotpsycho]

hm... then maybe i've misunderstood... i know for a fact, you want to put plenty of water in your system to pass (buy a few of those cleaner kits, even they tell you water is a MUST) i dunno :confused: if i misunderstood anything, it's the reasoning behind it... i promise you, the water is a must tho...

no dude, no one thinks it's idiotic, smoke your two bowls, those two bowls aren't going to make a diffrence anyways... about as much as sitting in a room full of weed smoke will... and people have been passing piss tests while sitting ina room full of smoke since piss testing began...

[FindingTim]

ok- im about to go smoke. I realized that this tough decision could actually turn out to be a positive situation. I say that because I will have an intense motivation to burn fat in order to not get kicked off the baseball team...

[MacWQ33]

Yeah...it's like whatever...I could care less either way.

I just knew I heard that THC is water-soluable....

Oh shit actually, you know what I think it is (like you said..the reasoning)...is because the water will flush out everything else (toxins or whatever)...so overall your body will be cleaner, which would give the THC less to hang on to...yeah I think we both know what we're talking about...our facts just didn't 'overlap'...but now they do I think. LOL. Fuck drug tests anyway...it's your body...

[FindingTim]

I'm pussying out... still doing internet research to see if I'm safe to smoke...

[MacWQ33]

All you need...

Erowid Cannabis Vault : Drug Tests (http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml)

Erowid Experience Vaults: Cannabis Urine Testing - THC Detection Times in Occasional Smoker - 37341 (http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=37341)

The first one is fact...the second is an experiment.

[slipknotpsycho]

dude just smoke shit... if you're caught, you're already caught... period... smoking more or not....

[TheSmokingMonkey]

It depends on how much you have been smoking, and for how long. It also depends on how much body fat you have, and how much you anticipate losing in the next two weeks.

You're going to want to drink plenty of water, get plenty of exercise (maybe not above you normal training, but at least do that much), and then absolutely quit 5-10 days ahead. If you smoke like... a bowl a week, then five days ought to be enough, but if you smoke like... five bowls a day, you're going to need the whole two weeks to detox.

Also try green tea, lots of fruits and veggies and fiber, and lay off the fast food, try to eat organic foods, they flush toxins from the liver and kidneys faster b/c they don't add to the toxic load of your organs like processed foods.

[Amun]

you should smoke to celebrate the passing of your drug test.

;D

wouldnt that be better? and you know it would be at leaset a week to get out, and by that time youd be for sure it would be out.


anddd youd get really really high for quitting till feb 10th.

^.^

[Way2many]

you should smoke 2 bowls then go to baseball practice and show these sober mother fuckers how to play some ball eh?.

[marvelous22]

Im up for the same exact thing for the same exact sport, but i don't care... I smoked about a 1/8th today and i have 20 left of some Sour Deisel also so thats a fun night.

Happy tokin'!

[slipknotpsycho]

you should smoke 2 bowls then go to baseball practice and show these sober mother fuckers how to play some ball eh?.

"huuuuh...... what's that?? :confused:"
~DING~
~strained voice~ ....shadow..in the....sky... means... pain...

[FindingTim]

Im up for the same exact thing for the same exact sport, but i don't care... I smoked about a 1/8th today and i have 20 left of some Sour Deisel also so thats a fun night.

Happy tokin'!


for some reason this post made me really happy... maybe because as of ten minutes ago, I've been stoned off my ass..:rasta: