What is a guy to do?

[TheFatKid]

So theres these two chicks that seem they absolutely NEED to slap me and poke me, and slap me some more, and just generally bother me. Sometimes it gets to the point where I'm about to punch them in the face until I realize they are chicks, and alot smaller than me. Getting up and walking away isn't an answer cuz they'll just come over to me and do the same thing.


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[LeetCraig]

Poke them back.

[stinkyattic]

Remind them that MOST girls stop doing that in the fourth grade.

Sigh HUGELY and tell them how immature they are acting.

Tell them that they are really embarassing themselves.

[geonagual]

So theres these two chicks that seem they absolutely NEED to slap me and poke me, and slap me some more, and just generally bother me. Sometimes it gets to the point where I'm about to punch them in the face until I realize they are chicks, and alot smaller than me. Getting up and walking away isn't an answer cuz they'll just come over to me and do the same thing.


halp


Just slap and poke them back more. They will tire easily, just as you have.

[Ae...]

Sounds like they're flirting with you but what do I know...

[TheFatKid]

I try to slap them and shit back, but I'm usually too strong for them, and most of the time they will move. And I don't like to fight fire with fire. Its so annoying, especially when I'm trying to get work done at school so I wont have to do it at home.

[keeko]

tickle them or just embarrass them

[TheFatKid]

These chicks are like Satan in innocent little girl form. One of them is like the UBER christian, I think she actually might be the Second Coming, and the other is a little Albanian chick who everyone thinks is so nice and innocent. Whenever you try to say something they'll hit you or just yell really loud. Basically they major in making your life a living hell while looking innocent to the authorities.

[pabloescobar209]

So theres these two chicks that seem they absolutely NEED to slap me and poke me, and slap me some more, and just generally bother me. Sometimes it gets to the point where I'm about to punch them in the face until I realize they are chicks, and alot smaller than me. Getting up and walking away isn't an answer cuz they'll just come over to me and do the same thing.


halp

LMAO, grow some balls

[stinkyattic]

Basically they major in making your life a living hell while looking innocent to the authorities.
lol you need to get some DIRT on them my friend! Embarrass the living crap out of them.

[dejayou30]

fuck them. at the same time.

[funky not a junky]

Dude that blows. Im sorry to hear that. I never really had that type of stuff happen to me. I would personally just be like uhhhh hey it would be major cool if u stopped touchin my man boobs and stuff. Just keep your cool, this can turn into a good situation if you just handle it well. I personally would just be like ite girls, i know you want my nuts but stop pokin me because i need to study. Just try to break it to them. Just tell them that you are pissed at them and that they probably just want your nuts but theyre OBVIOUSLY taken. Keep it real man

[40oz]

the next time they poke at you just tell them, " so are we gonna fuck or what cause if not leave me the hell alone."

There are 2 outcomes to this:
1 they will fuck you
2 they will be disgusted and leave you alone

problem solved

and dejay, is that butnick from salute your shorts? hilarious.

[O. G. ganja smoker]

say "damn dude u guys are fucking annoying u need to stop that shit right now. if they dont stop start pinching them in the stomach when they slap u, make sure u get them as many times as there getting u soon they will see slap=pinching=hurt=not fun i think they will stop, it works with my lil cuzins

[Skink]

I would slap them with my weiner,,,if you know what I mean...

[Inferius]

Sit on their face.

[TheFatKid]

Why don't you go grow some balls escobar, hitting women way smaller than you who are mostly joking around is fucked up. Lay off the whiskey and beer, fucking redneck.


40oz thats the best idea I've heard so far, it'll prolly work for a few minutes too

[xmk]

show them your penis... If i know anything about uber christian girls its that they are terrified of the penis, whip it out and theyll run away

[Skrappie]

Have you tried saying:

stop poking and slapping me?

[TheFatKid]

Have you tried saying:

stop poking and slapping me?


Yep. Thats the first thing I tried. I even said please.

[slipknotpsycho]

at your age i'd call that flirting.... get 'em in the sac and they'll leave you alone :p

[O. G. ganja smoker]

what did they say after u asked them nicely

[smoke it]

smack those bitches. gotta keep your pimp hand strong man. :pimp:

[Pipe Dreams]

LMAO, grow some balls

FOR REAL SON!

Dont be a bitch, put em in their place.


Yell at them, and I dont mean raise your voice, I mean actually yell, be like
"BITCH STOP FUCKIN HITTING ME BEFORE I GOTTA USE THE PIMP HAND!!!"

Som'n like that..

[slipknotpsycho]

FOR REAL SON!

Dont be a bitch, put em in their place.


Yell at them, and I dont mean raise your voice, I mean actually yell, be like
"BITCH STOP FUCKIN HITTING ME BEFORE I GOTTA USE THE PIMP HAND!!!"

Som'n like that..

of fuck 'em like i said and get it over with :p

[Pipe Dreams]

of fuck 'em like i said and get it over with :p

word, he could do that too :)

[partyguy420]

dude... are you still a virgin? they want your meat in their tacos... meaning they want you to bring them home, pull out your dick, put a condom on it...and stick it in their vaginas... in other words... they waant to have sex with you

[Skink]

Skink:
I would slap them with my weiner,,,if you know what I mean...

Slip:
of fuck 'em like i said and get it over with :p

Pipe:
word, he could do that too


that's wat I said too... They like you dude!!!

[Samwhore]

heheh say something like

"would you like to poke me in other places unseen?"

[Skink]

heheh say something like

"would you like to poke me in other places unseen?"

or Wanna play "Hide and Poke"

[slipknotpsycho]

or Wanna play "Hide and Poke"

lmfao, if i coudl, i'd give you rep for that comment :p

oh noes!11!1oneone1!1 why was skink banned!!1

[TheFatKid]

Ok, so this is what I tried so far.


Asking nicely
Poking/smacking back
"STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME WOMAN"
"GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN"
and
"ILL FUCKING COCKSMACK YOU"

I use the language when necessary, but I still won't hit them. They are too small, and I'm pretty strong for a fat guy so I think they'll cry.

[slipknotpsycho]

throw a pail of monkey blood on them in the amazon... that should take care of 'em...

you know anaconda's can literally eat a small framed person... although the top statment was inspired by a movie with a fake snake... in the literal world an anaconda can eat a smaller person... :p

[TheSmokingMonkey]

1. get self-confidence.
2. look them each individually in the eyes, straight in the eyes.
3. tell them not to do it anymore in a firm, confident tone. not in a whiny, little pansy voice that is so fashionable in high school. in the tone of voice your mother might use if she were to say, "Fat Kid, you will NOT leave the table until you eat ALL of your vegetables." or, "You will NOT borrow the car until you pay off your debt."

[TheSmokingMonkey]

and if you wanna be a man, you won't hit a woman even in jest or self-defense.

[slipknotpsycho]

and if you wanna be a man, you won't hit a woman even in jest or self-defense.

sorry, hitting women is wrong i'llg rant you that... but i'll-be-fucking-damned if some woman is going to sit there and continually hit me while i just tollerate it...

shit if she's got the guts/balls to start a fight, she's got the guts/balls to be hit right the fuck back... don't get in the ring with the big boys unless you're ready to play (this excludes the normal slapping... i'm talking about the women who go psycho on your ass...)

[Way2many]

break a beer bottle over your head next time they come around that should scare them off.....or these little bitches want it, then give it to them man.

[thcbongman]

Spoon them.

[hippie.at.heart]

I'd try this first...

the next time they poke at you just tell them, " so are we gonna fuck or what cause if not leave me the hell alone."

There are 2 outcomes to this:
1 they will fuck you
2 they will be disgusted and leave you alone

If that doesn't work ask them:
"Ever heard of Columbine?"
That should take care of it.

[azure]

look them in the eye and say FUCK OFF NOW in a loud voice, if they get too close push them away, see how they react.

how old are you / they?

[Skink]

look them in the eye and say FUCK OFF NOW in a loud voice, if they get too close push them away, see how they react.

how old are you / they?There all gigglely kids,,,13/14...

[smok3y]

Do some thing back to them like a prank, nothing that involves phyical violence, embaress them infront of lots of people, that will teach them..

[Samwhore]

or Wanna play "Hide and Poke"

I always win at that game, I hide in the best places

[slipknotpsycho]

Do some thing back to them like a prank, nothing that involves phyical violence, embaress them infront of lots of people, that will teach them..

lol if it wouldnt' wind him up for 'sexual assault' i'd tell him to pants them both in the next school assembly ;)

[N3D FLANDERS]

the next time they poke at you just tell them, " so are we gonna fuck or what cause if not leave me the hell alone."

There are 2 outcomes to this:
1 they will fuck you
2 they will be disgusted and leave you alone

problem solved

and dejay, is that butnick from salute your shorts? hilarious.

haha
that is so funny but yes that is a great idea

[MasterMind]

dude i got the solution, if they come to harrass you next time ,just spit in their eye,but a big spit,that gonna be funny ,everyone gonna laught at them.thats i would do.