WORST movies ever..

[slipknotpsycho]

ok, lol.. i really don't know of any... but i stilll wanna know...

what are some of the worst movies ever... i'm definately not talking about story line here... although that plays a part in it... acting, filmography... ect...

[Matt the Funk]

Gili.

[higher4hockey]

mars attacks

[slipknotpsycho]

mars attacks

lol i was actually waiting to hear that one named...

[NextLineIsMine]

I loved Mars Attacks but I saw it when I was nine.

Doom the movie was an utter insult to my intelligence. And Ghost Rider looks like it will be retarted too

[slipknotpsycho]

I loved Mars Attacks but I saw it when I was nine.

Doom the movie was an utter insult to my intelligence. And Ghost Rider looks like it will be retarted too

i saw it about the same time... as for ghost rider.. i'm only watching it cuz nicholas cage in it... i like him in movies.. he seems to always play his part far more than someone could/would expect him to... personally all those damn marvel comic movies are a waste of time...

[memoryburner]

Fear Of Clowns......WORST MOVIE EVER

[notransfer]

you got served...bring it on...stomp the yard...
battlefield earth...larry the cable guy heath inspector..
ultraviolet..

[ToDrunkToFish]

Freddy Got Fingered

[higher4hockey]

its all about love. possibly the worst movie ever made. i checked it out because claire danes is in it. what a hottie. anyways dont ever watch it, it makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever!

focus features put it out, and i am absolutely convinced that every movie they make is absolute schmabsolute shit! (they're the brilliant minds that brought us broke back mountain)

[slipknotpsycho]

its all about love. possibly the worst movie ever made. i checked it out because claire danes is in it. what a hottie. anyways dont ever watch it, it makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever!

focus features put it out, and i am absolutely convinced that every movie they make is absolute schmabsolute shit! (they're the brilliant minds that brought us broke back mountain)

speaking of that......

don't waste your time on the black dahlia.... lol.... lmao...

[higher4hockey]

thanks for the tip!

im quite the movie fan, and nothing pisses me off more than a stupid movie! some flicks out there (its all about love) really piss me off, its like they're trying to make the point of their movie an impenetrable fog.

[BabySnookums]

i say Eight Legged Freaks >< hated it

[hello3pat]

Nepolean Dynamite, It's just so fucking stupid, and then everyone drove the few funny scenes into the ground by repeating it so much

[Inferius]

no point in listing hundreds of b movies...
but uhhh...
I hated eraserhead.
A lot of you might disagree,
but I found that entire movie total *incoming english phrase* bollocks.
I don't care if it was a lynch film and "supposed to be unique", it was devoid of mental stimulation, and I felt like I was in the mind of a born dull hard core druggie after severel decades of abuse.

[BobBong]

It's Pat!
The movie.

*shudders*

[yoda]

It's Pat!
The movie.

*shudders*

nawwwwwwwww

"is that a banana in your pocket pat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"well, i was planning on eating it, but you can have it"


id says the village and open water can both go deep in hell and never return

[benagain]

The Butterfly Effect. It just made me feel dumb for watching it.

[mfitzp]

THE VILLAGE is def the worst movie of all time horror my ass the only thing that dies is a chicken

[thcbongman]

Mean Girls is pretty bad.

[BobBong]

THE VILLAGE is def the worst movie of all time horror my ass the only thing that dies is a chicken

I actaully enjoyed that movie... M. Night's stuff messes with your head like that.


I think if anything Evil Bong is pretty high up there in terms of worst stoner movie ever.

[benagain]

All of the bring it on / you got served / step up type teen dance movies. I watched one with the fam not too long ago because some of the girls wanted to watch, but I thought I was gonna pull my eyes out with a spoon.

[crudemood]

the glass house.
enough.
mars attacks. :p

[mfitzp]

mars attacks is fucking brilliant lol

[BobBong]

All of the bring it on / you got served / step up type teen dance movies. I watched one with the fam not too long ago because some of the girls wanted to watch, but I thought I was gonna pull my eyes out with a spoon.

That was my next choice...

[go toke up]

evil bong was pretty fuckin stupid, i didnt even finish watching it. i think the most tasteless and pointless movie ever was adam sandlers Punch Drunk Love. its not even funny.

[yankeesgirl83]

Hercules in New York... Arnold Schwarzenegger's first movie. This movie is holy wow from the horrible acting to the cheap "Greek" music to the awful voice overs... comes on cable late at night once in a while. Here's the IMDb info (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065832/)

[BabySnookums]

It's Pat!
The movie.

*shudders*

for some reason that is one of my favorites from when i was little LOL

[K_Shootz_Den]

-Cheaper by the dozen 2- Omg could not stop squirming while watching this

[Way2many]

people that didint like the village are dumb in my eyes because they dont understand what the message was.....horror it was not meant to be.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

OMG!!

if you wanna get high someday to watch a kind of stupid scary movie...go and rent ghost lake. Its so funny like ''powerpoint'' special effects on the ''scary characters'' dammm its so fucked up lol. Its quite entertaining.

[hello3pat]

horror my ass the only thing that dies is a chicken
In my opinion the horror genre isn't as great as it used to be. These days horror movies mean blood and guts, not something that the story line is truly scary in itself. People think that watching someone getting mutilated infront of a camera is scary, it's not it's discusting. I remember a movie called Event Horizon (I think that was the title) in was a nice mix of gore to real scaryness

[benagain]

I just can't stand M Knight cliche anymore..Ok, the 6th sence was creepy, but the novelty just ran out after that. I may have seen the village if Robot Chicken hadn't ruined the ending for me.

"What a Twiist"

[slipknotpsycho]

not that i disagree, but being thrown out of a airplane without a chute would be horrifing... but i dont' see too many people lining up to see that :p

[FUNKNUGGET]

about schmidt...wow....

[couch-potato]

Mars Attacks was brilliant... the fact that it's so ridiculous, yet so serious makes it fucking awesome.


People... From Justin to Kelly... worst movie ever.

[MacWQ33]

Mars Attacks was on TV last night LOL...it's 'cute' I guess. There was actually quite the cast. Jack Nicholson was the president...Jack Black was in it...couple others.

I'd say anything with Huge Grant is not going to be watched by me.

Also..The Village and Signs were just bad movies...pretty easy to understand..just stupid (IMO and most people's). I thought Village might be good..so me and my dad went to see it..he was pretty pissed after lol. Sixth Sense was great though. And Unbreakable was pretty good.

The Ring was good for the first and last 10 minutes...other than that..no good. The Ring 2 was easily one of the worst movies ever.

The Animal and The Hot Chick were movies..you're like..' Seriously, why did they make these'?

The absolute worst movie had to be Boat Trip...watched it on TV late night...wow...gotta live with regrets though.

Malibu's Most Wanted...?

[micko]

Most movies I've seen with Vin Diesel fall into this category- and also any recent Jean Claude Van Damm, Steven Segal and unfortunately, most recent Wesley Snipes films too. Oh what a downward trajectory. Thank God Chuck Norris isn't making movies anymore.

[slipknotpsycho]

people that didint like the village are dumb in my eyes because they dont understand what the message was.....horror it was not meant to be.

oh come on man.... the movie was lame, even if it was marketed as a horror movie lol... and if we're all missing the message... what would that message be? ignorance is not knowing.

[funky not a junky]

DOOGAL.. omg it sucks. I thought it would be good because its about a scruffy talking dog in an animated world where everyone is best friends. It turns out i was wrong. OMG it sucks soo bad. Omg please dont watch it, save your INTELLIGENCE.




i bet there is at least one person who will go see that movie now and start a thread about it.....mark my words, it will happen

[psychocat]

mars attacks is fucking brilliant lol
I have to agree. :D

Movies that stink to high heaven are :
Plan Nine From Outer Space
Lost in Translation
The Village and believe me I am anything but dumb , it was predictable and boring and thats why it stunk.
Gunshy

most sequels
almost all Steven King adaptations
and 99.9 % of made for TV movies

[psychocat]

Just watched "Gerry" man that movie is so shit it would make damn good fertilizer.

Gerry (2002) (http://imdb.com/title/tt0302674/)

[bucknuts1870]

Plan 9 From Outer Space

[benagain]

I don't know if anyone mentioned it yet or not, but War of the Worlds. God that movie blew. It was on hbo again the other day. If I had paid to see that in theatres, I would have wanted my money back.

Steven S: you dissapointed me. That was a lot of money to spend on a movie where no one acts as they would in real life. "Ohh Noo, the aliens are comming....lets go try and get on a ferry boat moving .3 miles an hour" :confused: :confused: :confused:

[YahtzeeG]

well... this isnt the worst movie ever... but it may be the most overated movie ever... ready?..... SCARFACE!

worst movie ever... worthless... you don't care for any of the characters cuz they're all jackasses are you supposed to be sad when scar face dies? this movie is 3 hours long and you can sum it up in 3 minutes...

[benagain]

well... this isnt the worst movie ever... but it may be the most overated movie ever... ready?..... SCARFACE!

worst movie ever... worthless... you don't care for any of the characters cuz they're all jackasses are you supposed to be sad when scar face dies? this movie is 3 hours long and you can sum it up in 3 minutes...

Are you serrious????? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

You've the 1st person I've ever heard say they didn't like scarface at least a little. Frakin' classic!!

[FreeVenice]

people that didint like the village are dumb in my eyes because they dont understand what the message was.....horror it was not meant to be.

I got the message, I still think it sucked. many mystery movies have had the same lame attempt to make the same lame undertone. . . . .

[FreeVenice]

Just watched "Gerry" man that movie is so shit it would make damn good fertilizer.

Gerry (2002) (http://imdb.com/title/tt0302674/)

HAHAHA thats about to come on right now on IFC.

[Fengzi]

I have to agree. :D

Movies that stink to high heaven are :
Plan Nine From Outer Space
Lost in Translation
The Village and believe me I am anything but dumb , it was predictable and boring and thats why it stunk.
Gunshy



What?? Lost In Translation? That was a fantastic movie. Of course you have to like that type of more serious, "artsy" movies but there's a difference between not liking amovie and it being a bad movie.

The worst movie I ever saw was called Viva Le Amour. Despite the title it was actually a Chinese (Taiwanese) movie. I can speak Chinese and every now and then I'll watch one of the more serious movies from over there. Anyhow, this movie was some bizarre, twisted voyeuristic view of 4 or 5 miserable people. The crazy thing about it was that in the entire 2 or so hours, there was only about 10 minutes total of dialogue. It just sucked me in though because I kept expecting something to happen, kept expecting someone to start talking. Just when someone would start, and I'd think "ok, finally" they'd shut up again. So I just kept waiting, then there's like a 5 minute scene of some chick crying by a river and then the credits start rolling. WTF?? Of course, if I hadn't been baked, I'm sure I would have turned it off after the first 10 minutes :o

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

titanic

i mean.. he has a topless woman in front of him.. so he draws a picture!

draws a picture?!?! i mean wtf! "oh yes, you have took your top off, i shall draw a picture and masturbate over it later"

what a tard

[FreeVenice]

he beat a lil later. . . but god I heard that damn song too much.

[getcrunk]

the boondock saints was one of the worst movies i have seen. everyone likes it for some reason that is mysterious to me.

[benagain]

titanic

i mean.. he has a topless woman in front of him.. so he draws a picture!

draws a picture?!?! i mean wtf! "oh yes, you have took your top off, i shall draw a picture and masturbate over it later"

what a tard

Im with you here. That movie blew. They couldn't share the freakin raft at the end? Damn bitch, scoot over a little bit or take turns. :D

[FreeVenice]

the boondock saints was one of the worst movies i have seen. everyone likes it for some reason that is mysterious to me.

Cause it's a damn good movie. . . Defoe plays a homosexual crime scene detective. . . damn good writing.

[getcrunk]

Cause it's a damn good movie. . . Defoe plays a homosexual crime scene detective. . . damn good writing.

no no no. Pulp Fiction was damn good writing. Boondock Saints script sounded like it was written by a high schooler with writer's block.

[FreeVenice]

Worst movie of all time has to be Reefer Madness, come on talk about miss-informed.

[potsmokingnome]

Love Object

-Worst movie I have ever seen...looked good at the video store, lol

[FreeVenice]

no no no. Pulp Fiction was damn good writing. Boondock Saints script sounded like it was written by a high schooler with writer's block.

It really feels like were talking about 2 differant movies. And I am so sick of the kudos for Pulp Fiction, yes alot of people liked the movie, quit trying to turn it into a bible or something.

[getcrunk]

i only bring it up because Boondock Saints was an attempt on making a Tarantino type of movie that came nowhere close to the ballpark. If i recall one of the lines that most of the idiots like to quote from that movie is "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"-----What are you fucking kidding me. That sounds like an unintelligible spattering from an autistic kid.

Other "Genius Dialogue"

"Fucking... what the fucking fuck... who the fuck fucked this fucking... how did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!!"

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven, we're not always doing business, but we're always open."

"Cuddle? What a fag."<<<<<<<<<<the only line i liked in the whole movie.

[MacWQ33]

Boondock Saints is a pretty damn good flick. Takes place in a pretty good city too :cool: .

[FreeVenice]

i only bring it up because Boondock Saints was an attempt on making a Tarantino type of movie that came nowhere close to the ballpark. If i recall one of the lines that most of the idiots like to quote from that movie is "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"-----What are you fucking kidding me. That sounds like an unintelligible spattering from an autistic kid.

Other "Genius Dialogue"

"Fucking... what the fucking fuck... who the fuck fucked this fucking... how did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!!"

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven, we're not always doing business, but we're always open."

"Cuddle? What a fag."<<<<<<<<<<the only line i liked in the whole movie.

OMG your crazy, That's a damn good flick, if you can't appreciate a film without haveing a few catch fraises to take home thats your bad. I am trying my best not to knock Tarantino but you are making it really hard by throwing that crap on the court. You obviously don't know the movie well enough if your saying its a Tarantino knockoff. . . thats a laugh. . . Have you ever seen a Yun-Fat film. . . omg . . . If it wasn't for the casts none of his films would of done well. . . for example True Romance. Tarantino is a bitter, and if you did you homework you would find out what I mean. . . Cast make alot out of nothing, look at a Tim Burt. film, actually watch them with your eyes closed. . . you can almost smell the shit. . . LOL

[FreeVenice]

Ever see 4 rooms, thats tarantino at his best. Stop jerking him off. . .

[mamma puffpuff420]

i watched mr. jingles last nite
damn,what a waste of money on that
it totaly sucked

[Nochowderforyou]

I saw an awful movie called The Janitor. It was so low budget, cheesy acting and really bad effects. My friends found it funny for some reason, but I found it just retarded. I was so fried when I watched it too, and it still sucked! You know it's a bad movie when you're high and it still blows. :p

Or Brokeback Mountain. I haven's seen it, but it's about 2 gay cowboys in the woods, so how good can it be. :p

[foxysox]

Down to Earth.
Hands down.
Nicholas Cage has lost any respect he ever had... and I want 2 hours of my life back... fucking pseudo-religious cheesy bullshit. And Meg Ryan's career must be in the dumpster to have accepted that role. Blech!

[GetDown]

children of men, no offense to the british ppl on the forums, but why is it that all the movies that come from england and get alot of publicity are usually shit, meanwhile your underappreciated movies, such as House of Nine, or Reeker, are so fucking great?

[MacWQ33]

Down to Earth.
Hands down.
Nicholas Cage has lost any respect he ever had... and I want 2 hours of my life back... fucking pseudo-religious cheesy bullshit. And Meg Ryan's career must be in the dumpster to have accepted that role. Blech!

Wasn't that a Chris Rock movie? lol.

[Its a Plant]

i only bring it up because Boondock Saints was an attempt on making a Tarantino type of movie that came nowhere close to the ballpark. If i recall one of the lines that most of the idiots like to quote from that movie is "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"-----What are you fucking kidding me. That sounds like an unintelligible spattering from an autistic kid.

Other "Genius Dialogue"

"Fucking... what the fucking fuck... who the fuck fucked this fucking... how did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!!"

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven, we're not always doing business, but we're always open."

"Cuddle? What a fag."<<<<<<<<<<the only line i liked in the whole movie.
Haha, that "make like a tree" line was said by the stuttering old bartender, if you remember correctly. That's why it's so funny. He's an angry, stuttering, Irish old man and he was fed up with the Russians..

The movie was definitely NOT an attempt at a QT-type movie either, so I don't know where you got that.

The way the movie was pieced together is so intriguing. It's a good movie, bar none. If you think otherwise, you might be one of those spattering autistic kids :o

[MacWQ33]

Haha, that "make like a tree" line was said by the stuttering old bartender, if you remember correctly. That's why it's so funny. He's an angry, stuttering, Irish old man and he was fed up with the Russians..

The movie was definitely NOT an attempt at a QT-type movie either, so I don't know where you got that.

The way the movie was pieced together is so intriguing. It's a good movie, bar none. If you think otherwise, you might be one of those spattering autistic kids :o

Yeah I was trying to remember some of the specific scenes of the movie (haven't seen it in years)...and yeah man...I remember the bartender...haha..what was that poster talking about? That part was great...

Nope not a Tarantino-esque flick at all.

I also happen to love when Rocco goes off on his little 'fuck' tangent.

[Nochowderforyou]

Wasn't that a Chris Rock movie? lol.

Yes it was a CR movie, and if it had Chris Rock in there blabbling away, then it would be one of the worst movie ever. :p I hate Chris Rock, fucking hate him!

Not to sound like a bigot or anything, but Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock and Chris Tucker give black people a bad name. They are loud, noisy, and blame the world for them being black. :p I read a funny saying some dude gave to me on the street the other day:

"Your story touched me in a sincere way. Your story gives other people hope

NOW FUCK OFF AND STOP BOTHERING ME!" :p

I'm serious too! I have the piece of paper downstairs. :p

[MacWQ33]

Yeah I'm not too big on the Rock man either. But for me, Martin Lawerance is great in the Bad Boys movies, 'Nothing to Lose', and I know 'Blue Streak' was not the greatest picture...but I liked it for some reason lol. Chris Tucker is great for 'Friday' (one of the funniest character in any movie period..IMO) and 'Rush Hour'. I'm not big on their stand up, but I'm guessing that's where you get your feelings from.

Plus I remember seeing Martin on on some talk show saying how he's in love with the magical herb and will never give it up...that's cool.

That's a pretty funny saying though lol.

[Greenport]

the movie with the guy who has a chainsaw for a hand! what the hell was its name?

[Greenport]

IT WAS EVIL DEAD!!!

[Nochowderforyou]

IT WAS EVIL DEAD!!!

Ha ha! That movie kicks ass man! It's funny and cheesy at the same time.

I prefer the 3rd part to Evil Dead known as The Army of Darkness, now that is a dank movie. :thumbsup:

[benagain]

IT WAS EVIL DEAD!!!

OMG. That's blasphemy. :D

I love all the evil dead movies. That shit's just classic. It might seem lame and cheesy now, but back in the day you couldn't beat it.

[psychocat]

What?? Lost In Translation? That was a fantastic movie. Of course you have to like that type of more serious, "artsy" movies but there's a difference between not liking amovie and it being a bad movie.

It's all about personal perception and I thought lost in translation was crap, "artsy" is just a way people try to make themselves feel more "highbrow", but usualy it just means it's going to bore the shit out of somebody or be so far up it's own arse it could act as a suppository.
I found LIT to be weak on storyline and wooden, IMO that makes it a shit movie.

PS Greenport it wasn't Evil Dead but it was the sequel and it is an excellent example of how horror and comedy make good partners.
I love all 3 Evil Dead Movies
Evil Dead, Dead By Dawn (Evil Dead II) and Army of Darkness.

The Evil Dead (1981) (http://imdb.com/title/tt0083907/)

[Nochowderforyou]

I saw a really bad one the other day called Lady in the Water. Like what a stupendous amount of filmography crap. That writer, Shamalan I think it is, should stop making movies. Keep the in depth, boring detail crap for the books, where it belongs.

Plus the storyline was pure crap. I could shit a better story than that. Yeah, a girl who lives underneath my swimming pool, so I'll get all my tenants to help me, who don't seem to find a pale women who lives in the water strange. I mean, they all accept it as being normal. If someone told me that story, I would fuckin move away, but them, no way. Just another day I guess, checking out a chick who lives in a swimming pool.

[Greenport]

OMG. That's blasphemy. :D

I love all the evil dead movies. That shit's just classic. It might seem lame and cheesy now, but back in the day you couldn't beat it.

oops MY BAD i meant army of darkness! same main actor tho :P and uhm yeah i saw wevil dead on yesterday and like this zombie poped up in a doorway and his arms were flying everywhere. you could tell is wAS a zombie. i was laughin :P

[psychocat]

Unfortunately one of my favourite people is in one of the worst movies of alltime.
Alice Cooper rocks but Leviatán (1984) (http://imdb.com/title/tt0087616/) stinks worse than a week long dead fish.

[benagain]

I remembered another one. Fear.com. Talk about lame. Haunted by a hemophiliac girl who loved to play at an old scrap metal factory.......

A hemophiliac girl who played around a scrap metal factory. That's all I'm gonna say.

[MacWQ33]

I remembered another one. Fear.com. Talk about lame. Haunted by a hemophiliac girl who loved to play at an old scrap metal factory.......

A hemophiliac girl who played around a scrap metal factory. That's all I'm gonna say.

Haha I agree....that reminded me of "SwimFan" another terrible attempt at a motion picture. Was that you who said you didn't like "Butterfly Effect"...I respect your opinion...but really? lol. That shit was a mind-fuck...pretty damn good flick if you ask me. Very unique to say the least.

[afghooey]

The Ninth Gate. God that movie was fucking horrible.

I remember renting Swimfan when I worked at a movie store and got my rentals for free.

I still wanted a god damn refund for that piece of shit.

[benagain]

Haha I agree....that reminded me of "SwimFan" another terrible attempt at a motion picture. Was that you who said you didn't like "Butterfly Effect"...I respect your opinion...but really? lol. That shit was a mind-fuck...pretty damn good flick if you ask me. Very unique to say the least.


Yea I don't care for the butterfly effect. The story was good, but the acting/movie hurt my eyes. I think it would have been an awesome book. Or maybe it's because I don't care of Ashton. Even when he's trying to be serrious, hes still just being final year of production Kelso. At least thats just me. The wife liked the flick as well as a few other peeps I know.

[mfqr]

Rambo: First Blood
Rambo: First Blood Part 2
Rambo 3

They all suck, but First Blood Part 2 is the worst.

...and just about any movie that Sylvester Stallone is in, even Rocky.

[MacWQ33]

Yea I don't care for the butterfly effect. The story was good, but the acting/movie hurt my eyes. I think it would have been an awesome book. Or maybe it's because I don't care of Ashton. Even when he's trying to be serrious, hes still just being final year of production Kelso. At least thats just me. The wife liked the flick as well as a few other peeps I know.

Yeah I hear ya about Ashton lol. Wait...did the guy above me say First Blood? Wait...nevermind that....did he say Rocky? Or maybe I'm just so sober that I'm high?

[mfqr]

Oh, and The Constant Gardener was a horribly boring movie. Damn... even thinking about that movie makes me want to fall asleep. But I have a very high standard for movies.

[Jedi Hash]

PROOF THAT MARIJUANA MAKES PEOPLE STUPIDER:

Classic movies listed as worst movies ever on this thread:
Napoleon Dynamite
Lost in Translation
The Royal Tenenbaums (by proxy, someone claimed any movie with Ben Stiller sucks)

Good movies listed as worst movies ever on this thread:
Scarface
Brokeback Mountain

Decent movies listed as crap on this thread:
Mean Girls
The Butterfly Effect

Now, for the real worst movie ever:

The Bridges of Madison County

ABSOLUTE SHITTIEST MOVIE EVER: CLINT, YOU STILL HAVE SOME BAD KARMA COMING YOUR WAY FOR THAT PILE OF DOGSHIT

[afghooey]

Did anyone see "When Darkness Falls?" That movie sucked a big one, too. The tooth fairy (worst villain ever) actually EXPLODED at the end of the movie when the main characters defeated her. No explosives involved. Not even a cool explosion, either, like a lame ass firework. :|

[MacWQ33]

Napoleon Dynamite was 'cute'. Nothing more than a children's movie to me. Not bad for one though. And Scarface is a classic (much much more so then ND lol).

[psychocat]

PROOF THAT MARIJUANA MAKES PEOPLE STUPIDER:

Classic movies listed as worst movies ever on this thread:
Napoleon Dynamite
Lost in Translation
The Royal Tenenbaums (by proxy, someone claimed any movie with Ben Stiller sucks)


I would say that your post only proves that you have no idea of what makes a good movie, I haven't seen Napoleon but the other two are classic alright.

Classic examples of crap movies that is.

[Jedi Hash]

I would say that your post only proves that you have no idea of what makes a good movie, I haven't seen Napoleon but the other two are classic alright.

Classic examples of crap movies that is.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lost_in_translation/

I guess you're right...

[benagain]

Just because rottentomatoes likes it doens't mean shit. Last time I checked, they didn't think office space was worth much. I don't put much faith in what I'm told I'm supposed to like.

[bucknuts1870]

Silent Hill was unwatchable...

[MacWQ33]

I hate all that rating shit. It's bullshit (not directed at you Jedi)...it's just that site's opinion. Just like with all movie critics. Just like with us...it's all opinion..just because someone gives a movie a 20...it could be a 90 in someone else's book...or vice versa. It really isn't relevant if you ask me. If one likes a film...one likes a film...that's it. Just like with music.

[rainbows.rsexy]

strange brew..... however it launched the two main actor's careers.

[psychocat]

I hate all that rating shit. It's bullshit (not directed at you Jedi)...it's just that site's opinion. Just like with all movie critics. Just like with us...it's all opinion..just because someone gives a movie a 20...it could be a 90 in someone else's book...or vice versa. It really isn't relevant if you ask me. If one likes a film...one likes a film...that's it. Just like with music.

I couldn't have said it better.

[User Name Here]

the glass house.
enough.
mars attacks. :p

Ah man, I liked the glass house =\ It was ok.

I'd have to say the matrix movies, except for the first one. Which I did like. The rest are trashola.

Scarface was kinda shitty. It's way to over rated. But it's still ok.
Species sucked.
Men in black.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Eragon was a horribley terrible movie. And I saw it baked too, and it was still awful!

[GBongRipper]

Gili is the worst movie, and embarrassed to even mention it

[Jedi Hash]

For those of you bashing rotten tomatoes, you need to click on a link before you bash it. Rotten tomatoes doesn't just give a rating, they take many, many critics ratings and combine them together to give a score. They also do the same with users. (By the way benagain 78% of critics and 94% of rt users gave Office Space a good rating, so maybe you better check again).

Yes, you can say, "I don't care what critics think! If I like a movie its good!! If I don't, it's crap!"

Well, that may be your philosophy, but it is in no way a method of deriving a film's merit. I'm sure some people think Heidi Klum or George Clooney are ugly people. That doesn't mean they are. A concensus needs to be reached on a film to determine whether its good and bad. And the vast majority of critics (people who love and have studied film, and are therefore more qualified to determine a film's merits in at least its technical sense) gave Lost in Translation a positive rating. Therefore, it is a good film. Whether one individual thinks it reeks doesn't matter. The concensus is it is a good film, so one's listing it as a "worst film ever" can hardly be justified.

[benagain]

For those of you bashing rotten tomatoes, you need to click on a link before you bash it. Rotten tomatoes doesn't just give a rating, they take many, many critics ratings and combine them together to give a score. They also do the same with users. (By the way benagain 78% of critics and 94% of rt users gave Office Space a good rating, so maybe you better check again).

Yes, you can say, "I don't care what critics think! If I like a movie its good!! If I don't, it's crap!"

Well, that may be your philosophy, but it is in no way a method of deriving a film's merit. I'm sure some people think Heidi Klum or George Clooney are ugly people. That doesn't mean they are. A concensus needs to be reached on a film to determine whether its good and bad. And the vast majority of critics (people who love and have studied film, and are therefore more qualified to determine a film's merits in at least its technical sense) gave Lost in Translation a positive rating. Therefore, it is a good film. Whether one individual thinks it reeks doesn't matter. The concensus is it is a good film, so one's listing it as a "worst film ever" can hardly be justified.

I agree with ya to a bit. You have to acknowledge when a lot of people like a flick. It just seems like to me that some critics in hollywood have thier own idea of whats good and whats not and pushes that idea on everyone else. I don't think anythings wrong with a site like rottentomatoes. As long as it doesn't keep you from enjoying a movie that a couple fat republicans might not have dug ;)

On a side note: Starting a post by saying something like "PROOF THAT MARIJUANA MAKES PEOPLE STUPIDER" is only asking for negative replies. Try not to come off so harsh and we might welcome your ideas a little easier. Not flaming ya, just making a suggestion. :D

[Bob the Awesome]

OK, I know I'm gonna get shit for some stuff on my list.

All slasher flicks to me are extremely bad. I saw Saw II. It was crap. I felt insulted for having to watch it.

I remember seeing Independence Day when I was little and completely hating it, haven't seen it in a while though.

And yea, these movies that play too much on the ghetto/teenager/hip culture... it's horrible. I'd never be able to watch any of those.

Dawn of the Dead (Newer one) was fucking horrible, I couldn't stand it, so cliched. I did somewhat enjoy Land of the Dead, although it still kept too many cliches.

[503Danks]

The Unwatchable Hulk

[psychocat]

Critics are a small percentage of the population and are therefore not a good measure of the general consensus, box office receipts show how popular a movie is but not how good it is.
Personal preferences differ greatly and what some consider a classic movie I may think is a piece of tat.
Defining a good movie is almost impossible but I would say the definition of a bad movie is one that you can't stand to watch or that you end up falling asleep during.
For me (and many others) Lost in Translation was too long ,too slow and far too full of pretensions.

Another thing I notice is the awe with which some people refer to Tarantino but I think he is over-rated, he borrows heavily from Japanese and European directors in his style. In fact America has been "borrowing" ideas from Japan for a very long time, even a so called "American classic" like The Magnificent 7 was Japanese and originaly called 7 Samurai. Then of course you have movies that were originaly European movies or spin offs of European TV. La Femme Nikita being just one.

Originality scores high for me and there are very few truly original movies anymore.

[FreeVenice]

Haha, that "make like a tree" line was said by the stuttering old bartender, if you remember correctly. That's why it's so funny. He's an angry, stuttering, Irish old man and he was fed up with the Russians..

The movie was definitely NOT an attempt at a QT-type movie either, so I don't know where you got that.

The way the movie was pieced together is so intriguing. It's a good movie, bar none. If you think otherwise, you might be one of those spattering autistic kids :o

LOL " why don't you make like a tree, and F-F-Fuck off." lol classic. the bartender could never get the anicdote's right. .

[AsianStoner420]

Eragon was a horribley terrible movie. And I saw it baked too, and it was still awful!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I agree, imagine the baby dragon transforming into a huge big ass dinasour lookalike dragon just by getting hit by a fucking lightning,... and the effects sucked hairy balls too!!

High Strung - i just watched it coz i thought jim carrey is gonna be on it but he just appeared like on the last 2 fucking minutes in the ending and the whole movie sucked coz its just one person complaining how his life sucked, just a guy complaining about his life for an hour and a half,..


Kaw - Bunch of people getting killed by a flock of ravens, i mean what kind of mindfuck is that shit???i didnt even finish watching it

[FreeVenice]

Spike Lee moves are to one sided, or they would pass. I got to say the worst movie I have ever seen is Epic Movie, I just saw it not to long ago and I regret it everyday. . .

[AsianStoner420]

yeah epic movie is like the worsiest version of scary movie,...they imitated lots of movies and its not even funny, i just watched it coz i tot the jack sparrow part is gonna be hilarious

[FreeVenice]

Those guys use to make really funny films, Airplane is one of my favorite of all time. I just don't know what they were thinking about with this one, besides money. . .

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Bambi... I fucking hate that shitty deer...

[higher4hockey]

anything that michael moore craps out of his ass and puts in theatres gets my vote.

[AsianStoner420]

Ohh and not to mention Babel pissed me off,.... four different stories that is just slightly connected with each other?i watched it twice and i got nothing or its just me?did u guys watched it???

[ATrain]

I am a huge film fan and I dig a lot of different types of flicks but Moulin Rouge! almost killed me :(

OH, and The Black Dahlia was TERRIBLE! I saw it in theaters and was hoping for something decent... That movie was a floater :blueknife:

[ATrain]

Fuck that, I change my vote. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!!

:chainsaw:

[FreeVenice]

I'm with you. . .take Nacho Lebre with it. . .

[Diary of a Madman]

Babel = yes you are right; shit

Moulan Rouge = cut my own dick off

Oceans 12 = cut my own dick off and brake-dance under lasers

Secret Window = predictable bullshit aimed at my GF

The Village = Blind people are retarded and can be led to believe anything. Someone said if you dont like this movie you are unintelligent. I remember all kinds of scenes like, "uh, cant the blind person hear the monster run by"?

Alien Vs Predator

I give the worst movie in the fucking world to : THE RING (series)

So, there is a ghost in the woods copying vhs tapes. 'Nuff said. Why dont they use DVDs? They need to get with the times. The VHS thing tears millions of holes into the story. Did the cabin in the woods have cowax? Did any of the foreground shit take place anywhere around the time of VCRs, or did the ghost go to the flea market this weekend and set up a TV and VCR in a cabin no one uses.

Also, one of my favorite points about this movie. There is a scene where the woman is in the well, being chased by the ghost. This woman uses her upper body strength to scale a fucking well faster than a ghost can fly or whatever........but then, they run away to another state and the ghost shows up haunting them, and dear are attacking there car.

The ghost cant race a woman out of an abandoned well, but the ghost can beat your airplane to Oregon. That bitch is buff.