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Samwhore
01-26-2007, 04:25 AM
I dont know about you guys, but the kool-aid man has always freaked me out, I've always come to the conclusion hes a pedophile, I mean, busting into kids houses and wanting them to drink his "juice"

its not right

Nation_1ne
01-26-2007, 04:30 AM
Lmfao, it just reminds me of a Dane Cook sketch!

MacWQ33
01-26-2007, 04:39 AM
Lmfao, it just reminds me of a Dane Cook sketch!

Wow...literally words out of mouth with this one haha. There ya go Sammy.


YouTube - dane cook kool-aid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyMSGPE90tk)

The Big Easy
01-26-2007, 04:40 AM
He's crazy man, imagine if that big fucking thing busted through the wall when you were all blazed out on the couch. I dont know about you guys but that would scare the hell out of me. Give me a hard attack probably.

slipknotpsycho
01-26-2007, 04:55 AM
He's crazy man, imagine if that big fucking thing busted through the wall when you were all blazed out on the couch. I dont know about you guys but that would scare the hell out of me. Give me a hard attack probably.

so he'd make you horny? :confused:

smoke it
01-27-2007, 12:13 AM
wanna drink my juice? OH YEAH!!!!

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 12:50 AM
Wow...literally words out of mouth with this one haha. There ya go Sammy.

YouTube - dane cook kool-aid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyMSGPE90tk)

I know, I have that whole CD downloaded, but thats why I posted this thread, The kool-aid man really creeps me out,

someone please tell me the obsession with GRAPE flavored kool-aid

I always found kool-aid nasty, waaaaaay too sweet for me

slipknotpsycho
01-27-2007, 12:58 AM
meh i'll drink it if it's all there is (aside from water) but i hate grape... well artificial grape.... anything... candy, drink ect... IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE GRAPE! why the fuck do they call it grape???

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 01:08 AM
meh i'll drink it if it's all there is (aside from water) but i hate grape... well artificial grape.... anything... candy, drink ect... IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE GRAPE! why the fuck do they call it grape???

yeah, i know, grapes are actually kind of flavorless, and the artifical grape kind of tastes like a mix between strawberry and more sugar

slipknotpsycho
01-27-2007, 01:12 AM
oh yeah, has anyone ever seen a purple grape? i've only seen green and deep red... lol..

Skink
01-27-2007, 01:14 AM
Well,,, put Kool-Aid man and Sammy Snowman in a room together then...

geonagual
01-27-2007, 02:25 AM
Fuckin Kool Aid guy. It sure would be fun to break the pitcher (his body) with a bat. HEY KOOLAID!

You would be happy as hell if you had the cottonmouth.

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 02:26 AM
Well,,, put Kool-Aid man and Sammy Snowman in a room together then...

$50 on my snowman

slipknotpsycho
01-27-2007, 02:29 AM
300 on the kool-aid dude.. even tho i hate 'em... c'mon, kool-aid, coke and all other liqiuids melt ice.. dont' you know this yet? :p

all he's gotta do is jizz his fake grape flavored juice all over your snowman and he's down for the count...

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 02:32 AM
300 on the kool-aid dude.. even tho i hate 'em... c'mon, kool-aid, coke and all other liqiuids melt ice.. dont' you know this yet? :p

all he's gotta do is jizz his fake grape flavored juice all over your snowman and he's down for the count...

yes but my snowmans a killer, KAM is just a perv

geonagual
01-27-2007, 02:33 AM
The Kool Aid guy will fuck that evil snowman up. He will just bull him over and turn him into slush.

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 02:37 AM
The Kool Aid guy will fuck that evil snowman up. He will just bull him over and turn him into slush.


okay, heres my point,

Kool-aid = perv

Snowman = EVIL

besides all I need to distract KAM is a 7yr old boy
nothing distracts Snowman

slipknotpsycho
01-27-2007, 02:38 AM
just cuz skink animated your snowman... and MADE it evil, doesn't mean it is.. :p

perv = born evil and always evil
snowman = made evil, weaker.
:p

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 02:41 AM
just cuz skink animated your snowman... and MADE it evil, doesn't mean it is.. :p

perv = born evil and always evil
snowman = made evil, weaker.
:p

slip, im going to kidnap your kid and let KAM have his way with him

slipknotpsycho
01-27-2007, 02:42 AM
.... i'll kill you alll.

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 02:43 AM
.... i'll kill you alll.


and you know who gave me that evil idea???

SNOWMAN

slipknotpsycho
01-27-2007, 02:44 AM
yeah right, KAM probaly comes in your room while your parents are sleeping.... o.0

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 02:49 AM
yeah right, KAM probaly comes in your room while your parents are sleeping.... o.0

no because snowman is out in the yard protecting the house

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 02:49 AM
besides, that juice that KAM is filled with is the blood of bambi which SM killed

slipknotpsycho
01-27-2007, 02:54 AM
wait til that snow melts and you won't feel safe no more.. and KAM will strike... HOPE YOU LIKE GRAPE!

Samwhore
01-27-2007, 02:56 AM
wait til that snow melts and you won't feel safe no more.. and KAM will strike... HOPE YOU LIKE GRAPE!

Not if I have heat on my side... NO ONE, NO ONE likes hot KA

plus, "I could tip [him] over, he's very top-heavy"

MastaChronic
01-27-2007, 02:57 AM
oh yeah, has anyone ever seen a purple grape? i've only seen green and deep red... lol..

dude, they have purple grapes in oregon, theyre called oregon wine grapes, if i remember right

MaryjaneAndHashley
01-27-2007, 03:01 AM
OH YEAHHHHH!!!!

YouTube - Family Guy Kool-Aid Man (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ax9-JJwRV9I)

That's just what it reminded me.


And Sam, I agree with the fact that kool-aid man is a perv. Check out at 3:00

>>>>>>>>>>>> YouTube - family guy 2 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=3vTImX3CPFU)

Lol, it amazes me how anything can relate to Family Guy.

MaryjaneAndHashley
01-27-2007, 03:04 AM
oh yeah, has anyone ever seen a purple grape? i've only seen green and deep red... lol..

My family makes wine, and theres white grapes (like green-yellowish but alllmost white) for white wine and purple, for red wine. I've even seen grapes that were almost blue. Really dark blue.

slipknotpsycho
01-27-2007, 03:07 AM
ok well i've only seen green and deep red... so bleh.. :p