What do people do while smoking that angers you?

[ITGfan17921]

like the title says, what do people do while smoking with you that really angers you?


mine are:

taking 2 or more hits

screwing up the rotation

not holding the smoke in

bitching about what we are using to smoke the weed

just being a pain in the ass/asshole.


thats all for now, lol

[marvelous22]

Well around here we take about 3-4 hits then pass, but what pisses me off is wene you roll a decent L they say it sucks or if they talk to much or expect you to buy them shit afterwards.

[ITGfan17921]

exactly, people get too unappreciative sometimes :(

[alwaystrippin]

only thing that shits me is amateurs, everyone has there own smoking routines and etiquette

[MechAnimal]

People who hold bongs/Joints too long.
People who tell stories that aren't interesting and seem to never end. (So i was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.)
People who think they have a right to smoke your stash. (There are about 3 people who are the exception to this.)
People who get high, and shout and run around and generally be loud an annoying, chill the fuck out people, its not crack.

[Joexi]

When you're sharing a couch and the lay down and push you off the couch.

Bitch about the quality when they never supply.

Rookies trying to act stoned.

Rookies who blow smoke back into the bong.



I always supply and when I have rookies with me, I walk 'em through it. Once they realize what to do, they're stoned off their asses and loving me for it. I love taking virgin lungs..

[konqrr]

THC gets absorbed by your lungs quick so it doesnt matter if you hold it in for a short time. The result is practicly the same if you hold it in for 2 seconds or 10 seconds. I personally like to hold it in for 5-6 seconds, simply because its a habit.

I hate it when:

-Virgins pretend to act high and think they are. Then they get all serious after 5 minutes and expect you to be serious too.

- Disagreeing on what to watch on TV and fighting over the remote.

-People saying that I hog the blunt too much when its out of MY stash and they DONT pay for shit. I have the right to smoke the whole thing if I want, youre lucky youre even getting to hit that shit. If I occasionally take 4 hits instead of 3, dont bitch about it if youre not paying shit.

-People who act really stupid on purpose...like bumping into light poles on purpose because they think its funny...it might have been funny the first time, but if you hit every light pole on the street...sorry..no

[stinkyattic]

When people come over, smoke for free, and feel the need to critique the buds. Seriously, I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SEED CROP.... QUIT BITCHING... IT'S STILL GOOD!!!!
Grrr.

[503Danks]

Someone actually sucking on the bong

People who "nigga" (Not to be racist) lip the J/Blunt

People who expect you to smoke them out if you have bud

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

I don't hate it....but it can be very weird when you're a little more sobre than the person...

It's when they have a huge giggle fit for like 10 minutes straight.....just running around the house laughing....

It is SCARY SHIT! HAHA....

[LIP]

People who hold their hits down piss me off. There's no need for it.

People who "forget" to pass the spliff back to me

People who eat 4 grams of shrooms and then think their driving a taxi in the sky.

People who dont inhale, that pisses me off, they're wasting my valuable smoke.

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

When you think you can't get any higher (and you're using your piece and your supply) and the person keeps egging you to do just ONE more bowl after about 5.

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

People who hold their hits down piss me off. There's no need for it.

People who "forget" to pass the spliff back to me

People who eat 4 grams of shrooms and then think their driving a taxi in the sky.

People who dont inhale, that pisses me off, they're wasting my valuable smoke.
That taxi in the sky thing is in an old folk song I think. My mom was blasting it taking me to school one more morning. "Mom, they'll think we're a stoner family....YEAHHHH!"

[Cannaben]

WOW....you guys smoke with some annoying ppl
but damn you guys should chill
if they bother you guys so much why would you smoke with these ppl?

[Matt the Funk]

When they ask if I am as high as them.

[station]

when me and all my friends sit down and smoke nothing gets me mad at all. were all chilled wit each other. pack ur bowl smoke it and put the bong back on the table lol thats it thats all.

u guys need to choose ur "friends" better lol

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

I like everyone I smoke with...sometimes they can be weird...No biggie...

Don't be an asshole...I can choose friends fine...

[cuziwashigh420]

when someone blows out to cough while they still have the pipe/bong by there mouth which leads to all the bud (sometimes still lit) flying though the air.

[2600HERTZ]

I guess the only thing that happens around me peeps is two of them are constantly going "What?" as if they got lost in converstion, but you can tell it is an act.

And another one is always saying "OMG IM SO HIGH>>>OMG IM SO HIGH" over and over again.

[stinkyattic]

when someone blows out to cough while they still have the pipe/bong by there mouth which leads to all the bud (sometimes still lit) flying though the air.
lol reminds me of the time on of my flakier girlfriends coughed INTO the bong with the slider out... bud was fine... but I got a nice bongwater shower. IT was too funny to be mad about!!!

[station]

I like everyone I smoke with...sometimes they can be weird...No biggie...

Don't be an asshole...I can choose friends fine...

i have an asshole. but i wasnt trying to be one

[503Danks]

lol reminds me of the time on of my flakier girlfriends coughed INTO the bong with the slider out... bud was fine... but I got a nice bongwater shower. IT was too funny to be mad about!!!

Hahaha. I think it's funny when a really noobie smoker does a Gravity bong hit for the first time and they suck up a mouthful of my 2 month old GB water.:D

[nikweiser]

people who slob and give the blunt a blow job

[station]

people who slob and give the blunt a blow job

SHIT YEAH i fuckin hate that. i just give it back to them and tell them to go fuckin roll another

[orangeman]

Do shit to kill your high. Such as constantly putting their hands in your face.

[Pink_Floyd]

When ppl try to pressure you to pack another bowl with them even though you know you are done smoking.
When noobs cough back the smoke, not exhale it. It can be particulary annoying when they accidantly cough it right in your face.

[Iplaybass182]

when you find something really funny and uncontrollablly laugh but no one else laughs and it is just akward.
People who mooch all the time. I can understand not have money a few tmes but every single time come on. With good friends when I buy I know they will pay me back, with either weed or money.

[rottenPauL]

i hate it when people wet the roach...

[TheAtomicPunk]

Just about everything that everyone said on here would make me mad
Not like extremley pissed off, but just like
"dude, what the hell are you doing"
But I only smoke with a few good friends of mine now and we're all down.

[Thepossumdance]

I've just got the main 3 gripes

1. Slobbering on the J/ blunt
2. Not passing the piece back to me for like 5 minutes while they tell their stupid story (i can fuckin smoke and listen at the same time)
3. Weed related clumsiness as in knocking MY bong over or dropping the J/ blunt that I rolled (i swear one guy i know... everytime i roll a sick J he drops it while he's smokin and i gotta go fuckin searchin)

[HippieBeatMan1]

how bout when people keep flicking lighters in your face?

[Skrappie]

Puff puff, phone call, talk to your homie, watch some tv, tell a story, puff, pass.

hit that shit and keep it moving.

I'm also not a bigf fan of people who complain about the ganj, sure you smoked some better shit once in your life, so have i, but were getting high now, so chill the fuck out:mad:

[Metaphor]

-When someone sticks literally 1/3rd of the blunt into his mouth and everyone sees him do it. Then the bastard tries to deny it, and says when he got the blunt it was that wet.
-When me and homeboy throw 10's each on a bag and suddenly i 'owe' half the people in the room, and the other half of the people can pay me back 'tomorrow'.
-When rookies act like they know what there doing

[ukmonkey]

People who caugh in ur face and peoplewho always want more if its not theirs.

[Amun]

im a pretty tollerant person, im used to newbs. i have to teach everyone everything, i swear.

but what i really hate is when newbs take a hit off of a bowl or bong or steam roller or something and cough while taking the hit and blow out all the damn weed everywhere! ON THE FIRST FUCKING HIT!

you get hit for that.

[TheAtomicPunk]

im a pretty tollerant person, im used to newbs. i have to teach everyone everything, i swear.

but what i really hate is when newbs take a hit off of a bowl or bong or steam roller or something and cough while taking the hit and blow out all the damn weed everywhere! ON THE FIRST FUCKING HIT!

you get hit for that.

Agreed, a partybust is penalized with 2 minutes in the corner, which is forever when you're as blazed as we get.

[Amun]

yea it definately sucks.

this one time my bitch ex neighbor was like 'hey, let me see your buds' to my other ex friend that used to live down the street and he gave her the bag (we all smoked together (the whole neighborhood) like every day.) and he opened it up and just straight up dropped it everywhere. i couldnt even figure out HOW you could drop it while just standing there, but the dumb bitch managed it. (personally, i know her and i think shes a fucking cunt and did it on purpose)...but if anyone did that to HER, then they would like never be allowed in her house.

he was way more cool about it than i would have been. it was like a quarter too. I was even pissed about it. i woulda bitch slapped that dumb slut.

[Lovely07]

I hate when people spit all over the blunt and when they get "lost" in their high and don't pass the bong/pipe.

[WF Matthias]

Well i consider myself somewhat of a newbie and i've made a few mistakes, but most of them were from not knowing that i wasn't supposed to do them

For example, one time my friends were smoking in a parking garage and I decided i was going to find them, and when i did, it scared the shit out of them and totally ruined their high... i'll never do that again

but what i think people should do is, when you smoke up a virgin for the first time, tell them the etiquette of smoking pot.

if you don't and they fuck up then you can't really bitch at them cuz they didn't know

but i guess some things are just learned by experience

[mfitzp]

people who bitch about how many hits u take, how long u hold smoke in etc etc lol

[NevaBeenSoHIGH]

taking 2 or more hits

screwing up the rotation

not holding the smoke in

bitching about what we are using to smoke the weed

just being a pain in the ass/asshole

all of wut u said also when they act to paranoid..they take the pipe or w/e elsewhere..

and sometimes..when we've toked up at least 6 hits..they hold the pipe in their hands for like 53757 mins b4 they take their hit..

god that annoys me:mad:

[2600HERTZ]

im a pretty tollerant person, im used to newbs. i have to teach everyone everything, i swear.

but what i really hate is when newbs take a hit off of a bowl or bong or steam roller or something and cough while taking the hit and blow out all the damn weed everywhere! ON THE FIRST FUCKING HIT!

you get hit for that.

Oh man no shit... i hate that too. I mean when I first smoked I coughed like crazy, but I mean I did it away from the bowl it just made sense to me. On one occasion I coughed into the bowl in my room, but I was on hit 10 or so and my throat got a little heated, couldn't be helped, and it makes a difference that it was just me and my mary.

[DemoCommando]

I hate it when:

- People grab my piece, and hold it in their hands for godamn forever. Hit, pass, hit, pass. Godamnit, I want to get high not listen to you! I mean if you're telling a story, stop hit it, pass, you know it's cool, but otherwise, smack.
- People who think they have the right to tell me to pass the joint/ blunt, pipe when it's my shit. Their smokin' for free, fuckers.
- People that think you HAVE to share YOUR stash with them at all times. Say, if you smoked out with a buddy, now they want YOU to smoke them out since you got high before. What the fuck?
- Moochers! Always want, never have. Fuck them. I stopped going to my friend Justins house because all the people over there always want your weed. Example: you buy an 1/8, you only get to hit that eight like 7 times if you share it. Once people know you have weed, you better leave or you won't have weed for long.
- People who don't wipe their saliva off the bowl/bong/jay/blunt after they pass it, just wipe it off on your shirt man, I dont want it.
- People who don't cap the bowl when they finish hittin' it. It wastes my valuble smoke. Pisses me off.
- People who are just fuckers in general, I don't smoke them out.

Dave

[higher4hockey]

people that seem to think they know everything about reefer.

and people that are sketchy about smoking. i knew this guy once, he was a friend of a friend, i had smoked with him a few times blah blah we were cool. so one day i call him up lookin for some bud....he said he didnt have anything. then the next day our mutual friend comes up to me and says so and so was really pissed you called him. that kind of shit irritates the snot out of me.

[EbelEyes]

When people hit me for no reason.

[Pumpkinpie]

Lets say you are driving smoking the person on on your weed (So they owe you a bowl later) and then you say "load 1/2 of it" and they load like 3/4... I hate it when that happens because when you smoke it's supposed to be all cool and everything, not trying to rip friends off.

[ATrain]

People that bitch about the hosts rules or a general lack of respect. When people host, play by their rules, even if you don't like them. :cool:

[horror business]

Well, for me, getting high is about getting myself high, not acting stupid, etc... I don't mind smoking with other people (well I do actually, but I still do it) but I prefer smoking by myself. When I'm high I get philosophical, come up with good ideas or make a "movie" in my mind or something, listen to music, etc... So, I hate when people smoke with me, and I'll say something serious and they will laugh and be like "lol, what? I'm high". It annoys me. I also hate when people say they are bringing over good weed which makes me happy because I always smoke others out and no one smokes me out, and then they bring over the weed, and it's shit, and then I show them my stuff and they are stunned.

I also hate when people come over to smoke, and then you smoke them out, and they don't leave but you don't want to be rude and say "Leave", but you want to smoke more, but the only way to smoke more is to let them also.

I also hate when people say they have "hydro" or "chron" or other stupid fucking names.

[PdoubleOTY]

gettng side tracked while they have the bowl/joint/blunt whatever....that pisses me off soo bad..wasting weed, sittng around

fucking SMOKE AND MULTITASK dammit

[TheAtomicPunk]

How about when you're smoking someone out and you're far past done, and they just keep saying "pack more dude, lets smoke this whole damn bag"

Good thing I have a decent temper, otherwise I'd bust em upside the head with a frying pan, I can't stand that.

[couch-potato]

I can't stand it when you know people that tell you that they're stoners, then you see their bud and it's fucking shwagg dirt weed, so I let them smoke some of my Grand Daddy Purple... about 2-3 hits each they're rolling around on the carpet laughing.

Happened to about 4 people last night. Everybody thinks that they get the bomb chronic... they don't know shit... at least in my area.

[mr_vega]

bogart no-pass wankers!

[unconscious]

1.) Blowing out the bowl.
2.) Sketching the fuck out.
3.) Being completely idiotic, like spazzing, flailing limbs, etc.
4.) Laughing so hard that they completely drown everything out. Learn how to fucking control your high people.

[Dibiticus]

people who are rude to me when I'm the person smoking them up, like they're doing me a favor smoking my bud. I've had to snatch the bowl out of peoples hands before people just got to learn to respect me

[FreeVenice]

-People who think they can smoke your shit without you.
-People who only want to chill when they know your holding.
-People who don't put down on the blunt.
-People who always talk about how much "better" there stuff is.
-People who learn a few names and think their Dr. Greenthumb.
-People who say there not high when it is completly obvious that they are.

I can go on for ever, I got a few years of jerk-off's under my belt. . .

[delukssteelcityscum]

when me and all my friends sit down and smoke nothing gets me mad at all. were all chilled wit each other. pack ur bowl smoke it and put the bong back on the table lol thats it thats all.

u guys need to choose ur "friends" better lol



heh took the words right outta my mouth, its pretty much chillin , maybe its cuz were canadain!?? no but seriously you guys do sound bitchy, but i know what it is like smoking with stupids and shit

[delukssteelcityscum]

oh and people smoking a ciggarete and ruining the smell FUCK i hate that

[delukssteelcityscum]

how bout when people keep flicking lighters in your face?

LOL where do you live man

[503Danks]

gettng side tracked while they have the bowl/joint/blunt whatever....that pisses me off soo bad..wasting weed, sittng around

fucking SMOKE AND MULTITASK dammit

I do that :o , it's when we are almost at the end of the session and I'm pretty stoned and I start telling a story and when the weed is to me I continue my story forget to hit it till someone says "Less talk, more smoke".

[delukssteelcityscum]

AND what kind of ''friends'' do you guys chill with?

[michael jackson]

people that bitch and worry about the weed to much and what everyone else is doing.

someone bitchin about the blunt when your rolling it

when people fiend for the weed. for example "yooooo are you gonna pass that blunt" when you just got it 5 seconds ago and when you are done "yooo are we gonna smoke/get more"

[memoryburner]

1. when they just think its okay to smoke the last of my stash while im asleep or something
2. when we are allready high but they annoy me to smoke more
3.When im trying to lay on the couch and relax while watching tv, but they come and bug me.
4. when they say that they dont think the weed is "working"

[Antihero867]

when me and all my friends sit down and smoke nothing gets me mad at all. were all chilled wit each other. pack ur bowl smoke it and put the bong back on the table lol thats it thats all.

u guys need to choose ur "friends" better lol

For real dude. I used to chill with alot of stupid ass kids but i cut them all off. I only chill with a select group of people. Ive gotta know someone for a bit before ill chill/blaze with them. I just fucking hate chillin with gay fucks. Who just dont get what the deal is.

[SonEtLumiere]

people who continue to tell you to load the bowl and shit off your stash, its my stash i decide when to do it. also it pisses me the hell off when people look through my stuff, or play my guitars and bass without knowing how to play. loud annoying people piss me off as well as people who insist on listening to their crappy ass music that noone else wants to listen to

[Abattoir Dream]

people who jack ur lighters down,

[GosTo]

if its puff pass, puff, pass

-people who try to sneak an extra one for them selves
-people who put tons of their saliva on the 'instrument'
-people who dis the weed when they never supply



***people who do like... karate chops infront of your face to get you to
twitch or w/e

[nikweiser]

id also have to say when people pause and start talking about something and they forget to pass it, then hit it again, and keep talking...

[DeMetto]

When people decide the joint is done and throw it on the ground when there are clearly 3 or 4 hits left.

[huh]

when someone blows out to cough while they still have the pipe/bong by there mouth which leads to all the bud (sometimes still lit) flying though the air.

i did that 1 time when i first started smoking. it was the combination of a cough and a laugh at the same time. i felt so bad after that. but that was about 3 or 4 years ago so i try to forget about it :P

the one thing i hate the most is when people get the pipe and just hold it and keep talking....i mean hit the pipe and pass it THEN talk.

[notransfer]

people drooling in..around the mouth of the bong when/after hitting it

[Daveracer]

What used to piss me off is when you get too high, you drop the bowl. Happened a few times.

Then i did it. LOL, yeah we were fried.

[Box215]

-People who think they can smoke your shit without you.
-People who only want to chill when they know your holding.
-People who don't put down on the blunt.
-People who always talk about how much "better" there stuff is.
-People who learn a few names and think their Dr. Greenthumb.
-People who say there not high when it is completly obvious that they are.

I can go on for ever, I got a few years of jerk-off's under my belt. . .

goddamn, you really need some new friends. smoking someone else's shit when they arent there = ill break your fucking knee caps. i hate when people talk about how blazed they are, and people who slober all over then end of the blunt, making it 10000x to take a hit. then you gotta start ripping up pieces at the end, fuckng the whole thing up

[Ilovesupras]

lmao alotta these things like being paranoid or holding the pipe to long is cuz they are HIGH...but it is annoying yet u cant get mad at em most of the time cuz they are prolly ripped outta their mind haha...thats jus my 2 cents

[lazy smoker7]

Well I rolled a J and I smoked with this one random guy once and half way thru the joint he turned off the joint and said ok we are finished. I was like give me my dam J i gonna finish the rest wtf you mean were finished its my joint. other than that i dont really get angry at ppl unless they are acting completly stupid and anooying me by trying to scream in my ear and crap then i get annoyed...

[spliffstar22]

people that hold the blunt for too long just taking more and more draws when there's a rotation, if there's no rotation who cares, its nothing.........And people pocketing lighters(always happens) and when i get home wanting to burn a spliff or a cigarette i have no lighter, matches are all done, and i have to use a fuckin birthday candle to light up...................

[TheAtomicPunk]

I think the top one for me is when someone thinks that it would be fun to drink the bong water.

YOU DON'T DRINK THE BONG WATER! :mad:

[TurnyBright]

haha i don't mind when people hold the pipe or bong too long, it WILL get around, anyone who gets impatient waiting for their hit needs to realize that we're smoking to chill, not chilling to smoke. Bogarting a j is a definite party foul though.

what makes me upset is when i i take a hit and someone reaches over and tries to snatch the j or bowl from my hands, im like chill dude, i'm gonna pass it

and tricking some fool into drinking the bong water can be pretty hilarious

[mfqr]

Wow, ok, some of you people get really pissed off for stupid reasons. There are like two things that irritate me, but don't anger me.

1. Holding the pipe/joint/blunt for a long ass time between hits, and talking too much. I don't mind some chatter, but it's annoying when someone is sitting there for 5 minutes between their hits, talking about shit I don't really care about.

2. Killing the green right off the bat in one or two hits. It doesn't bother me too much, but it can be annoying. (I'll just tell him or her to finish the bowl off, and then I'll load one and smoke it on my own. Then I'll tell him/her to not kill the whole thing in like 2 hits).

Yep, that's about all. There's nothing else that annoys me, and there is nothing that angers me. You people need to chill.

[mushypeas]

like the title says, what do people do while smoking with you that really angers you?


mine are:

taking 2 or more hits

screwing up the rotation

not holding the smoke in

bitching about what we are using to smoke the weed

just being a pain in the ass/asshole.


thats all for now, lol

i hate it wen ppl go quite and dont say anything arghhh!!!

[russ-bob]

i think its such a buzz killer when ppl are parynoid and just keep saying "i know we are gonna get caught" i usaly tell them to shut da hell up and that who cares if someone catches us lol

~Russ~

[Mean Green Charlene]

has anyone noticed this is the funniest thread to read while high..

but for me its just people who are so eager to smoke your weed; and all of your weed, but so stingy when they're supplying.

[pookey_03]

i really hate when people fuck with me. like just constaly say my name . i hate that.ummm. when they complain about the piece were using or the quality when its my shit. also when just think that when i have pot, its there pot and they can smoke my pot with whoever they want and whenever. rarley happens but when it does i hate it.

[casper1]

i got one for you have u ever been really baked and people want to have serious conversations that shit is annoying.

[S i k]

Lets say you are driving smoking the person on on your weed (So they owe you a bowl later) and then you say "load 1/2 of it" and they load like 3/4... I hate it when that happens because when you smoke it's supposed to be all cool and everything, not trying to rip friends off.
lighten up dude, 1/4 more of the bowl, i could see if they packed it like all the way full

i hate when people try to milk the fuck out of the bowl on the first hit like they are pro

[RyanTheCaveman]

My friend does this and wont stop!
i hate when people slobber all over the fucking bowl or joint/blunt w/e!
it pisses me the fuck off.
i'd be watching him smoke outta my peice and this long line of slobber goes from the pipe to his lips.
I gotta fucking wipe the mouthpeice with my shirt everytime.

[TheFatKid]

People not listening to eachother

Not inhaling

People who listen to the same few songs over and over again

People who won't get you munchies even though you have money

[anangrymailman]

I hate when I'm smoking up a couple people at a party, and one of the people I was nice enough to smoke up passes the joint/blunt/whatever to someone that isn't supposed to be in the rotation, like on of their friends.

I don't understand all of the "you need to choose better friends" comments. I smoke with a lot of people. They aren't always my friends!

[Duke420]

When people pocket my damn lighter, or drop it in the couch and can't find it. Chaos! WTF am I the only one with a damn lighter? arrr

I usually smoke alone and enjoy my smelly stash. :jointsmile:

[Bob the Awesome]

Alright, these examples, in no way, happen extremely often. But they have occurred, and I really can't stand some of them, and dislike the rest.

For the things that piss me the fuck off:

- Bringing others into the smoking circle when you're not throwing in. I mean, if you're good friends with the people and you bring 1 person in, it's not a big deal. Don't come to smoke and bring a group with you. Pot isn't the cheapest thing ever.

- When people try to rip you off. Such as when you throw in money together to get a sack, and you smoke a blunt or something, and split up the sack afterwards... don't split it up unfairly. Everyone who threw in should get to watch the process. One time, I bought some pot for some brownies, $40, and this random girl taggin along bought a dime, and she split it up like 45/55 and said 'that's enough for your brownies'... fuck that, I redid it to make it fair.

- As many have said, don't tell people that you all need to smoke more, if it's there stuff. If you're getting high for free, just be glad you're getting that much.

Stuff that just annoys me, but I can stand:

- Pocketing lighters. I know this happens sometimes without thinking, and I don't sweat it. But I have seen it occur a few times where it was obvious they were doing it, that's just not cool. and always return it if you are asked to.

- Acting dumb. I can just ignore such things, but it does get annoying a bit. I live though.

[dunney508]

straight people that think its funny to fuck wth you wen your high

annoyng people that get hyper as shit when high and all they ana do is fuck around etc and its annoying

paranoia