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[geonagual]

" We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.â?�

Carlos Castaneda (Don Juan)

[Oneironaut]

"Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling?" —Bertrand Russell

[2600HERTZ]

"We must remember tommorow comes after the dark." tupac

[crudemood]

"Ignorance is bliss."

[LIP]

"Happiness to me is being stoned" - Ozzy Osbourne and Me.

[JR77]

Everybody must get stoned...

[Storm Crow]

"If the truth won't do, then something is wrong!"

My Grandpa caught my Mom in a lie (never found out what it was) just as I walked in on them. I had NEVER seen him angry before, so it stuck in my 5 year old head. It must have been a whopper- I was quickly hussled up to my cousin's room and told to play.

[Oh F Yeah]

I was looking for lights on E-Bay and ran across this......I laughed my ass off!!

"You must be prepared for a termendous, freakishly rapid, lush tropical plant growth explosion!!!! This light will turn your closet into a rain forest jungle in no time flat! Not responsible for any unexpected bumper crops, huge yields and tasty harvests".

[Grava Flave]

"theres life out there and it confuses the shit outta me, i mean how could anyone go shopping without atleast ten vicodin"

[fasterspider]

"You're all gonna die!" Nathan Explosion

[dark0ne]

"You're all gonna die!" Nathan Explosion
Thats so brutal!!!!!!

"How can you kill women and children? EASY! you just don't lead em so mutch!..... aint war hell HAHAHAHAH!" -full metal jacket

[buddymyfriend]

It's better to have loved and lost, then never to have loved before.

[fasterspider]

That's so brutal!!!!!!
"It's the most brutal thing ever" as Nathan Explosion is being tazed with 50,000 volts for not breaking up with that "perfect" girlfriend that ended up in a coma.

"Early to bed, early to rise. Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" Ben Franklin

[Dutch Pimp]

..."I am twice baked like a tatar...fat doobie and a brownie"-DP

[higher4hockey]

It's a great day for hockey

- badger bob johnson

[JunkYard]

"It's no big sin to put your two cents in
if you know when to leave it alone"


"Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker"


"Thanks for the flowers"

[savagepossum]

well the ones which i feel are the most relevant to todays society are:

'Do me cunt' and 'shove it up up your ass'

[2600HERTZ]

well the ones which i feel are the most relevant to todays society are:

'Do me cunt' and 'shove it up up your ass'

I am in a computer lab at college right now...between classes.

And everyone jsut looked at me as I laughed pretty hard while I read this.

[lil josh]

'hello officer, yes i am sober but why are you spinning?'

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

Forrest Gump: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a hunky shit who you are, pus ball. You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now! !


[Forrest Gump referring to Apple Computer]
Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.

[MastaChronic]

how fucked in the head do you have to be to start sucking some dogs pee-pee while some guy is porkin' you from behind?
its in my siggy

[dejayou30]

"Tonight we dance, for tomorrow they release the dogs." - Every Time I Die

[Skink]

Why should I buy a duck when I could get a goose for nothing...

[The Stoned Anarchist]

" Its better to burn out, than to fade away.
Peace, love, empathy"
~~Kurt Cobain

[MastaChronic]

"id rather be dead than fade away
all my life i been a scrub but wouldnt change a day"

abk

[smokinbomb]

if you want it done right do it yourself

[LIP]

"I used to take drugs. I still do, but i used to too."

That was my quote, for about 2 years, before i found out it was originally said by Mitch Hedburg.

Funny how me and him though of the same quote.

[Inferius]

"I haven't seen too many around lately. Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore. It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language. Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists. The dreamer is banished to obscurity. Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, every day. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting." -Waking Life

[Inferius]

Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

[marvelous22]

" I don't Give A FUck!, AND u NO DIS MANNNNNNN"- Smokey

[2600HERTZ]

"I used to take drugs. I still do, but i used to too."

That was my quote, for about 2 years, before i found out it was originally said by Mitch Hedburg.

Funny how me and him though of the same quote.

Mitch was a funny dude.

[psychocat]

"Insanity is the last refuge of the sane mind".

[LIP]

Mitch was a funny dude.

Indeed he was. :rastasmoke:

[ATrain]

"I'm not living, I'm just killing time." - True Love Waits, Radiohead

[higher4hockey]

"whats the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?"

-calvin and hobbes

[halo]

"Our technology has now surpassed our own humanity"-- Albert Einstein referring to Nuclear weapons : (

[Shannon]

"It's better to reign it Hell, than to serve in Heaven"

[Bong30]

"Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B. "
- Cheech


"You wanna come over to my place? Okay. I'll be here with balls on. "
- Cheech

[Skink]

There but for the grace of god go I...

[Dutch Pimp]

.....better judged by twelve.........than carried by six.......

[geonagual]

.....better judged by twelve.........than carried by six.......


That is a good one.




make love, not war

[LIP]

Six of one and half a dozen of the other.

[geonagual]

That is as handy as a shirt pocket

[LIP]

"Donnys trailer burnt down again boys"

[Dutch Pimp]

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[VaporDaddy]

All you need is love.



Read my sig...I was high when lizzard king told me the story of how he got high and lost his friend...lmfao!

[bucknuts1870]

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."

My personal faovrite: "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.

I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

[Oneironaut]

"There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams

[geonagual]

you will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of.

You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

[2600HERTZ]

" Its better to burn out, than to fade away.
Peace, love, empathy"
~~Kurt Cobain

I think he stole that from Neil Young.

[surreys princess]

need a tissue for your issue?

i love that..i think it was on southpark or some other cartoon...

[Nochowderforyou]

"2 hands can accomplish more than a 1000 clasped in prayer"

"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees"

"I ain't not a dorkus" :p

I'm not sure who wrote the first 2, but I like them.

The 3rd one is from Bart Simpson though. :D

[dark0ne]

HEY! death can't be all bad..... no one's come back to complain! steave martin

[notransfer]

The more laws and order are made prominent,
The more thieves and robbers there will be.