Jokes!

[Stoned Scouser]

Hey Guy's Dunno If This One Has Been Done Before Or Not... every1 jus tell a joke. i'l do one 2 get the ball rolling...

Wot do u call an iraqi with his hand up a camal's arse???

... ... ... A Mechanic lol

No offence 2 any iraqi's that get involed in this thread

:confused:

[Stoned Scouser]

Arite then jus found out it has been dun before but nevamind have a go anyway lol

[fatty lumps]

Alright.....

So Adam and Eve are doing the nasty; going HARD. Time passes, moment's up, and adam rolls off of eve and sparks up a cigarette and just lays there.. BAM, god appears. Startled, Adam throws away the cigaratte and is like , "woah, shit, what's up God?" God replies, "ahh nothing. Just came to shoot some shit." .... Blah blah "Hey where's Eve?" God asks. "She's over in the river washing her snatch that I just tore up"..

"Ohhh fuck" God snaps. "How I'll vever get the smell out of the fish"


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yeah cheese, I know. Fuck off. :P

[Stoned Scouser]

hahahaha gud 1 m8

[opiuser]

:D Just like married with children... brutal and nasty, yet hilarious