birth control 99.9%!?

[five0addict]

i dont like those odds on the birth control.
1 in a 1000 = baby?
how they come up with those odds?

[MastaChronic]

probably because they ran a shitload of tests......
anyway, its not like on the thousandth time your girl gets preggers, its a 1:1000 everytime

[Pasofol]

Some stats, in most cases it something simple like a condom breaking that accounts for not being 100%.

[MastaChronic]

hmmm, my bad i thought you were talking about the pill....

[mrdevious]

All medications and products which are designed for 100% success, have to put 99.9% just on that odd chance one of their products fail.

[cindy629]

he i know people who used condoms and got pregnant, i know people who have used birth control pills and got pregnant and i know people who used the pull-out method and got pregnant - nothing is 100% now-a-days!

[2600HERTZ]

Except ABSTINENCE, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!

[cindy629]

yeah well that sure as hell isnt me!!! lol!!!

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

XD Too Funny

[jmorrow09]

2 words poop shoot

[2600HERTZ]

2 words poop shoot

Iralol, I used to bug one of my girlfriends constantly telling her about how "awesome it would be to put it in your pooper" i used to say that ALL THE TIME. Ah....Good times

[az666]

no birth controll is 100% effective....unless you go for an operation :s
Or so I read last year.

[Cannaben]

he i know people who used condoms and got pregnant, i know people who have used birth control pills and got pregnant and i know people who used the pull-out method and got pregnant - nothing is 100% now-a-days!

"now-a-days"? when were any of those 100%?

[cindy629]

okay. okay - nothing is 100%. sorry about the now-a-days!! gees - kill a girl why don't ya! lol! antywho - about an operation - if you are talking about tubal ligation (tubes tieing) that isnt even 100% effective! the only type of operation that is 100% is a hysterectomy and doctors dont want to do that unless it is medically called for!

[Pasofol]

no birth controll is 100% effective....unless you go for an operation :s
Or so I read last year.

Not so even with an operation, I know a guy who made someone preg.

[503Danks]

Not so even with an operation, I know a guy who made someone preg.

My friends parents had TWO kids after the father had a vasectomy.

[mackSwell]

*laughing*

After the first one, didn't they know the snip had failed???

[cindy629]

not to be mean - but didnt i say that no operation is 100%?!? i know someone that her husband had a vasectomy too and she got pregnant! so nothing is 100%!

[Jim Morrison]

not to be mean - but didnt i say that no operation is 100%?!? i know someone that her husband had a vasectomy too and she got pregnant! so nothing is 100%!

uhm i may be wrong but isnt a vasectomy when your testicles get sniped so in theory no sperm can flow thru the tubes so using this thought id assume the wife cheated on her husband and thats where those little bastards came from im tired so if im wrong dont flame me too hard just enought to re light my joint please :jointsmile:

[MastaChronic]

uhm i may be wrong but isnt a vasectomy when your testicles get sniped so in theory no sperm can flow thru the tubes so using this thought id assume the wife cheated on her husband and thats where those little bastards came from im tired so if im wrong dont flame me too hard just enought to re light my joint please :jointsmile:

um....the nuts dont get snipped completely off.......thats a castration.....

this is from wikipedia
Vasectomy is a permanent birth control method. In some conventional clinics all or part of the vasa deferentia are surgically removed, thus sterilizing the patient. In more modern clinics and in no-scalpel (keyhole) vasectomies none of the vas is removed, but is instead cut and sealed.

Vasectomy should not be confused with castration: vasectomy does not involve removal of the testicles and it affects neither the production of male sex hormones (mainly testosterone) nor their secretion into the bloodstream. Therefore sexual desire (libido) and the ability to have an erection and an orgasm with an ejaculation are not affected. Because the sperm itself makes up a very small proportion of an ejaculation, vasectomy does not significantly affect the volume, appearance, texture or flavor of the ejaculate. Similarly, in females, hormone production, libido, and the menstrual cycle are not affected by a tubal ligation.

When the vasectomy is complete, sperm can no longer exit the body through the penis. They are broken down and absorbed by the body. Much fluid content is absorbed by membranes in the epididymis, and much solid content is broken down by macrophages and re-absorbed via the blood stream. Sperm is matured in the epididymis for about a month once it leaves the testicles, and approximately 50% of the sperm produced never make it to ejaculation in a non-vasectomized man. After vasectomy, the membranes increase in size to absorb more fluid, and more macrophages are recruited to break down and re-absorb more of the solid content

[Jim Morrison]

the more you know! /rainbow star

lol no really thats informative i always thought if you got a vasectomy nothing came out you just had an orgasm felt good and that was it now i know that stuff still comes out of your dick just not sperm :cool:

[five0addict]

i had a pov change.
that 99.9% is probly based off of a general population consensis, and theres alot of stupid people out there.

[fastforyou84]

I have a friend who was on the pill... well..she got pregnant. looks like shes not part of the 99.9%

[TallulahGreen]

"now-a-days"? when were any of those 100%?

Birth Control used to contain a lot more hormones than today. Recently they(as in researchers) have found that birth control today is less effective than it used to be. In fact they are coming out with new birth control pill rules(I don't know if thats the right word?)...they are making them more strict about when you miss a day and such. Today it seems more and more people are getting pregnant while on birth control than it used to be. I for one am on the lowest form of combination pills possibly due to the fact that hormones really mess ones system up. I can't imagine how the birth control made the women act 30 years ago! I don't really know where I am going here..I am really baked...but basically I just wanted to say that birth control used to be more effective than now.

[N3D FLANDERS]

probably because they ran a shitload of tests......
anyway, its not like on the thousandth time your girl gets preggers, its a 1:1000 everytime

Is that how it does work?
so say she takes it for a few months and doesn't get her period..does that mean she is one of the 999?

[partyguy420]

he i know people who used condoms and got pregnant, i know people who have used birth control pills and got pregnant and i know people who used the pull-out method and got pregnant - nothing is 100% now-a-days!

its funny.... the pull out method has worked for me for a year... plus a few months with different girls... and with one... i had even blown a few full loads of seemen inside of her... and i have no kids...

[MastaChronic]

Is that how it does work?
so say she takes it for a few months and doesn't get her period..does that mean she is one of the 999?

lol