Holy sheiiiizzzooott man!

[orange floyd]

So it begins today, i wake up, ready to take my Global History midterm at 745 am in the gym, and i was planning to re-up afterwards. after the test (which i probably aced), i realzid that in an hour maybe less i had a Spanish midterm. so i smoked a joint of some sick middies (somehow i got really how dont ask) so i went back , took the test. then later i called around and found out i coudl get some "white widow for 125 a quarter. turned out not to be widow, but some sick bud that is coverrrreed in maaaad chrystals, i got 9g for $150 but the buds mad fluffy and looks like its a half. so i bagged it out, and was planning to smoke a $30 of that and some other bud i had left over in a blunt, two friends would throw down 10 each. long story short, one kid didnt come, and we smoked it all 2 heads. and the bud was ridiculously dank.

later i come home, and go to the bathroom, and theres an EMPTY BAG sitting on the counter, that had bud in it before, and even 4 hours later still reeks of sick ass chronic. flushed that shit right away

i hope that they didnt see it before and are just waiting to confront me. i doubt theyd do that, but i smoked mad so im still rly paranoid. before i thought she was calling the FBI on me, cause my friend mayers mom did that (was really the people from P.I.N.S) and then they would put cameras in ur house and send u to a home for troubled boys were you get raped in the ass (it happened to my cousin like 20 years ago, its sooo fucked up)

so yea thats what happened hahaha peace

[konqrr]

I fucking hate baggies, I always forget where I put them when Im high and I start freaking out that my parents are gonna find them then it turns out that the baggy is in my pocket or something. Thats why I like to have a huge back filled with 1 oz. in a bottle in my PS2. I dont have to worry about baggies that way.

[Who Dat]

my parents found out i smoked cause of somethin like that.. i got so high one day, hit 4 waterfalls of some train wreck after a short day at school.. ended up coming home, throwing the bag on my couch in my room, taking off my pants and putting them in the dirty laundry and passing out on my bed. I woke up and my dad was home which was weird because he wasn't supposed to be home for hours, and then I realized I had been asleep for fucking forever.. so he comes in my room with 2 lighters and 2 GB caps from my dirty pants and a bag of dank ass weed and gave me a talk while I'm still kind of tripping out.. it sucked

[503Danks]

That's hella spendy I can get a half-o of diesel for 165.

[spliffstar22]

ya i left my weed on my couch when i was ripped out, and my mom found it, and i told her to give it back and she did.........and i left lol