Ahh! Where should I keep my bong?

[unconscious]

Ok, I just got a pretty damn big bong. I didn't even think about where I was going to hide it when I bought it because it was such a good deal.

I'm freaking out right now, I need to find a place quick.

If anyone wants to give me some ideas while I'm searching my basement, please feel free!

[AlwaysBlazed]

You're better off just telling your parents and keeping it out of view. My friend's parents had no clue he smoked but his mom eventually found his bong no matter how good he hid it.

[LeetCraig]

How big is it exactly?

[EmoRebellion]

Whats wrong with under your bed?

[FUNKNUGGET]

just put it somewhere in plain sight like a desk or somehting. Then put a lampshade over it. Trust me.

[ChronicE.I.]

just put it somewhere in plain sight like a desk or somehting. Then put a lampshade over it. Trust me.
What about the smell?

[friendowl]

get a big poster
knock a hole in your wall with a hammer
wrap your bong in a towel and put in the hole
put poster over hole

when i was a kid
my rich friend who had strict ass dad [vietnam vet]
used to hide his shit there for years

[Podge_Boro]

get a big poster
knock a hole in your wall with a hammer
wrap your bong in a towel and put in the hole
put poster over hole

when i was a kid
my rich friend who had strict ass dad [vietnam vet]
used to hide his shit there for years

but what did his dad do when he found the hole? and the shit

id just wrap it in a couple of towels and put it in a cupboard in your room or somethin, unless your parents do your washing for oyu n put your clothes away
your threads might smell like weed, but that doesnt matter
they were goin to half an hour later anyway

[Nochowderforyou]

How big is this bong? Like, 10 ft or something. :p

Just hide it behind something, or in a drawe wrapped in some clothes. I don't know man, I don't know what your house looks like, so I can't really tell you where to put it.

When I hid my bong, I had speaker stands for my 2 speakers, and they were hollow, so you could put the speaker stand right over top of something. That's where I hid it for the longest time.

[unconscious]

The bong is like 2.5 feet tall, and it's nice as hell.

I found a place though, in this storage room where nobody EVER goes, ever. Even if someone did go in there, they wouldn't find it so I should be set.

[stinkyattic]

Go to home dePOT.

Get a piece of PVC that is big enoug to slide your bong in.

Also get 2 endcaps that fit the pipe.

Cut it to the right length.

Now you not only have a safe hiding spot... seriously pvc pipes in the basement are like towels in the bathroom! They are SUPPOSED to be there so no one notices them... you ALSO have a safe way to carry it around with you when you move off to college or whatever.

[nikweiser]

stinky has a good idea.

[funky not a junky]

Or outside in a bush. Or in your computer tower. Or in a couch. Or in your tv, or in a linen closet, or in a garbage can, or in a shed, or under the floorboards, or make a compartment in your desk, or in a book case, or INSIDE the mattress, yes inside the matress, in a drawer in your closet, in a backpack, in a duffel bag, or under a drawer, in a speaker, in a fireplace, under a rock, in a pillow

[gee]

stinky thats a great idea for keeping your bong safe.