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ToDrunkToFish
01-22-2007, 06:19 AM
Is there that certain time of night where you want to smoke but you gotta do it as quiet/sneaky as you can?
For me as I walk down the hallway I gotta stay on the left side then right at the end step in the middle or else it creaks like a mother fucker. Then I reach my tiled floor and I know I gotta step on 3 up, 3 to the right. Then step on the tile 1 down and on the left side of the door. And I twist the door handle up instead of down or that snaps at you. Then I gotta open it only halfway no more or else the spring, well snaps at you too.
And I gotta do the same thing on the way in. Anyone else gotta pull this shit daily?
LittLeWinG
01-22-2007, 06:28 AM
I bet its hard to do that on the way back haha.
I have to use crazy ninja skillz to smoke.... period.
So crazy and ninja like that i can not express it in words.
But really, i have to go through a lot to smoke.... cbf writing it out....
but its always worth it in the end.
2600HERTZ
01-22-2007, 06:31 AM
Negatory. I just sit in my room and pull out the method of smoke. And light that shit yo.
MastaChronic
01-22-2007, 06:32 AM
i dont have to.....but i do it anyway because i like being a ninja
LittLeWinG
01-22-2007, 06:39 AM
This actually reminds me of a story...
One time me and my friend went outside and smoke A LOT of weed.... and we got SO fucking high. And my dad was still up watching tv (this was b4 i knew he was okay with me tokin).
So i decided i would pretend to be a ninja. I was doing all these ninjitsu balancing tecniques which i invented on the spot and i did all these weird things like army rolls and tippy toeing. When we got to my window i tryed to jump through the just like diving into a pool. and my shoulders and legs hit the window frams really hard .... it hurt really bad and made a lot of sound. We got really paranoid after that. and ate food.
Samwhore
01-22-2007, 11:57 PM
I AM A NINJA!!!
hhaha, hopping fences, running away from cops, sneaking back in the house, smoking in the awkward positions so the smell of dank doesnt get on me, and crouching in the hidden spot.
Im so glad im flexible
Nochowderforyou
01-23-2007, 12:04 AM
Ha ha! Ninja style. :p
I used to have to do this when I went out for a toke. My room used to be right across the hall from my parents, so when my dad finally went to bed at 1am, I could finally toke. I had to quietly creep down the hall, and avoid the second stair from the top, as it creaked like hell. I had to skip the 6th stair, then the 5th one, and to avoid the biggest creak of all, I had to avoid stepping on the 2nd step, so what I did, is I just stepped down from the 3rd stair up.
It was all very complicated, and I always screwed it up coming back up, but at that point I didn't care anymore. I was fried, so fuck it. I did this in the complete darkness too. My folks slept with the door open, so it was like, fuuuuuuuuuck.
go toke up
01-23-2007, 12:39 AM
i just blow my smoke out the window and turn on the fan.
big smoke07
01-23-2007, 01:35 AM
I try to but the few steps it takes to get the stair case creak like hell.
Weed_Smoka
01-23-2007, 02:02 PM
i use my ninja skills all the time and when i'm high my ninja skills increase!!
geonagual
01-23-2007, 04:55 PM
Ninja skills, HAHA.
Yeah, I remember low crawling, tip toeing to avoid the boards. That is why I said to myself growing up "I will buy a house with a concrete foundation" It is true, I now have a concrete foundation so the ninja skills haven't been fine tuned in awhile.
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