View Full Version : The ones that got away
munkjunkie
01-21-2007, 02:29 PM
Ive lost quite a few joints in my time
1. I dropped a fat skunk reefa out of my car window whilst flickin ash on the motorway
2.Dropped a joint off my friends flat balcony 15th floor never recovered
3.Rolling my last fat skunk joiint in my room ,my gfriend opened the door a gust of wind blew it all over the carpet,my worst loss so far.
4.The other day washin my car pre rolled a joint for when i'd finished,dropped from behind my ear got soaked and trod on.
These are just the ones i can remember im sure there loads more,im so fookin clumsy, is this just me????:stoned:
Delph
01-21-2007, 03:22 PM
dropping pieces of bud is a lot more common for me when im breaking it up. i swear when they hit the floor they evaporate or something because they're no where to be found!
2600HERTZ
01-21-2007, 04:46 PM
I don't much have these issues. Maybe once my piece fell off my lap and some don't he carpet (you are right, where the fuck DOES it go?)
geonagual
01-21-2007, 05:08 PM
Ive lost quite a few joints in my time
1. I dropped a fat skunk reefa out of my car window whilst flickin ash on the motorway
2.Dropped a joint off my friends flat balcony 15th floor never recovered
3.Rolling my last fat skunk joiint in my room ,my gfriend opened the door a gust of wind blew it all over the carpet,my worst loss so far.
4.The other day washin my car pre rolled a joint for when i'd finished,dropped from behind my ear got soaked and trod on.
These are just the ones i can remember im sure there loads more,im so fookin clumsy, is this just me????:stoned:
LOL. I have lost more bud than I care to remember. I can remeber flicking a lighter once in a field for 3 hours looking for a piece of hash that I dropped.
BizzleLuvin
01-21-2007, 05:20 PM
once, i dropped a flattened joint that had been hiding in my wallet in a busy elevator. it was too full for me to bend down to retrive so i waited until everyone cleared out, but it had disappeared.
the ones that ALMOST got away:
i stuck a joint behind my ear and walked into a library. while i was checking out a book, i tucked a chunk of hair behind my ear and out it fell, right infront of the librariar. i snatched it up and acted like nothing ever happened
i was at a grocery store getting my change counted form the Coinstar machine. an old man was sitting in a mobile chair next to me, we were chatting a littl. i went to pull out another sock of coins from my purse when out plopped my baggie of herb. he went to bend over for it but luckily i nabbed it in time.
OniEhtRedrum781
01-21-2007, 05:22 PM
One time, my homie Nick was rolling a joint in a park at lunch, while we were in school and a huge gust of wind blew every crumb right out of the paper...
canuck grower
01-21-2007, 05:52 PM
Ok here's a story. My friend and I decided to go toke in a corn field near my house back in the day. Sounds like fun right? Didn't hippies do that shit? ;)
So we go to the field and run way into the middle of it. We make a little clearing and sit down to toke. I put my hand in my cargo pocket and the weed was gone! FUCK! We leave the field all pissed off and start walking back up the road. Then I spotted the weed on the side of the road while walking, it fell out before we started running through the field! We picked it up, went back in, got fucking retarded and then tripped out thinking we heard someone coming and ran away. :) Maybe someone was coming who knows we didn't stick around to find out.
I've lost vials of oil running through forests and shit but that was quite a while back. Haven't had to toke in a forest for some time now. :jointsmile:
geonagual
01-21-2007, 07:06 PM
I remember one time we rolled 2 fat joints and we were going to smoke them at the bottom. My friend was holding them and crashed and they fell out of his pocket. We looked for quite awhile to no avail. white joints and white snow blend in well.
my friend dropped this one nug in my room, around a gram, and it was never found.
ive lost baggies of weed in my room too, sometimes found
one time i was hitting a blunt with 2 friends on some back roads. 3rd time it comes back to me, i drop it out the window trying to ash it. we've already gone like 50 ft before i say anything cause i was laughing.
like 2 months ago, my friend handed me a chunk of hash, which i promptly dropped. never to be recovered. did get more hash that night though.
geonagual
01-21-2007, 07:10 PM
I once threw a large chunk of hash, while I was handcuffed under a Polizei officers desk right before they searched me. and they never noticed, I guess, till I was long gone.
munkjunkie
01-21-2007, 07:52 PM
That just reminded me once 1 of my mates told me he lost a draw of skunk and that same night someone else i knew found this draw,that is some fucked up shit
3 Sheets To The Wind
01-21-2007, 08:02 PM
The only spliff I recall losing was when I was smoking in my back garden on my lunchbreak from work, well I knocked the ash down a drain (with a grate on top that has small square holes) and as I knocked the ash down I dropped the jay, i could see it on a dry part just in view, well I couldn't get the damn cover off (only a plastic one, so I dunno what the fuck was holding it) and so I had to pour water down there to get it out of sight, but not out of mind lol. I lost over half a joint that day that had the last of my weed in it, I was well pissed off!!
ZeldaG.
01-21-2007, 08:23 PM
I have had all sorts of Joint getaways, the wind one in the park has happened quite alot, but never lost a whole spliff, ive lost like half and all that.
and i seem to have flushed quite a few down the loo, (i used to roll on the loo so as to not be walked in on while rolling by my parents)
And once i went into the loo and put the spliff on the window sill had a whizz than picked up the spliff and elbowed the light swich which is right next to the loo but whay above it on the wall and as i elbowed it i dropped the spliff but it hit the seat and landed next to the loo, luck.:D
the best one i ever had was when i was rolling a spliff and had the weed in one palm (no grinder) had the rizla in the betwean the fingers and tried to make a roach out of some green card, i tilted my hand a bit and the weed came running out of my hand lol. It was way funny (in one way) iwas just standing htere andthe weed was pouring out ...:S
and sooooooOOOAAA many more u cant imagine.
Nochowderforyou
01-21-2007, 08:28 PM
I can remeber only 2 times of me actually losing weed by accident.
The first time was when I was tokin on our deck out back. I was down to my last 2 joints, so I decided to smoke one. I get about 1/2 done, and my dumbass drops it, and it falls inbetween one of the cracks. :p I couldn't even fish it out. It was all soggy from the snow anyways. We then tore down the deck a few years later, and it was still there. I found it, but decided to toss it.
The second time was when I was at my friends place, and I used his coffee grinder to bust up some herb for a joint. His lid was well used and was sticky with resin, so when I tried to pull the top off, it wouldn't come off. I pulled on the top too hard and all the weed came spilling out, and onto his carpet. If it was his table or hard surface floor, who cares, but no, I had to spill it on the carpet. Son of a bitch I thought.
Other than that, I don't recall losing any other weed.
dankus maximus
01-21-2007, 08:38 PM
one time i got home, psyched to session the last 1.5 that i had and get completely retarded. and i looked in my pocket and it was gone.....i wish i didnt sit down on the bus home:(. The only thing i could do to console myself was think "well that was good shit and at least SOMEONE is getting high off it right now.
I've been rolling outside before, just had it all perfect, ready to roll it, put the baggie in my pocket, and just as i was about to pick it up the wind blew it away. Damn that was depressing, blew about a gram into wet grass. Never got any of it back.
I dropped another in a glass of water, tried to dry it with a hair dryer but just ended up splitting it and smoking it my bong. I've only ever dropped 2 out of my van window. And one of those was only a roach.
munkjunkie
01-21-2007, 10:26 PM
After hearing all your stories i wonder how much gear in the last 20 years has been lost by accident,must be over a hundred tons
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