Riddles

[cannabis campbell]

Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour ( because of a strong head wind ). Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?

[Samwhore]

Is this a non stop flight???

[SmokingPlatypus]

They'll both be the same distance from Paris, because they met somewhere in the air.

Right?

[Samwhore]

and they would be the same distance away,

right??????

[SmokingPlatypus]

^^ Yeah, I think that's correct.

[Samwhore]

hmmmmm, we both posted at the same time, i think, it says the same time

[SmokingPlatypus]

Yeah it does. I guess we both win. Whatever the prize is.

[SmokingPlatypus]

I've got one.

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

[cannabis campbell]

Dont ask me i dont know the answer im as stoned as you lol

[Samwhore]

Dont ask me i dont know the answer im as stoned as you lol

so your sober then?

[napolitana869]

I've got one.

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

eye?

[geonagual]

:joint1:

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

eye?

eye has three letters...


:clap:

[Samwhore]

I've got one.

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

the letter "E"

[geonagual]

:) an envelope

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

the letter "E"

Howd You Know!?

Lmao

[Samwhore]

Howd You Know!?

Lmao

just keeping it real

[higher4hockey]

what do coors light and having sex in a canoe have in common ?

[Samwhore]

what do coors light and having sex in a canoe have in common ?
their both filled with liquid

[LittLeWinG]

I think its a trick quesiton.

One of the planes would be going slow as shit because the pilot just smoked a phat blunt. And the other plane would be flying in eratic patterns because the pilot just dropped acid.

[cannabis campbell]

^ LOL