HAHAHA these made my day

[make it legal]

oh my god these are fucking hilarious. they are "posts made by people" apparently explaining their experiences with drugs. i swear the site wrote all these themselves. they are so ridiculous i cant believe they are trying to be serious. read them.

http://freevibe.com/Share/threads.aspx?id=4

[mfitzp]

A few weeks ago i had my first reefer i went totaly insane and started hearing voices that were telling me everyone was out to get me and that i should get them first so that was my first and last reefer IT WAS MADDNESS


lol i just posted that

[BizzleLuvin]

i smell bullshit

[SmokingPlatypus]

LOL

"I tried smoking marijuana a week ago with my older sister. She left the house immediately to go to work. I felt really weird and tried to paint myself green. I got paint all over the house and my dad found out that I got high. Now he won't pay for my college.My sister got into a car accident on the way to work. Now she can never walk again.All it took was two hits and now she'll never walk and I'll never further my education. Marijuana is the worst drug ever."

I'm sorry, but that's fucking hilarious.

"I had a friend once, he decided one day that he wanted to try pot. Now as soon as he smoked the pot, it put him in a weird state of mind. He started thinking that he could do things that he really couldn't. He started thinking he was invincible, or something, and got his friend (who was also high on pot) to pull out a gun and shoot him in the stomach, thinking that the bullet would bounce off of him. The bullet did not bounce off of him, it killed him. He's dead now."

"I had a friend that decided to smoke pot. He thought it was "okay". I told him not to do it, I told him all of the negative side effects, but he wouldn't listen. I wasn't there when he did it, but when the smoke entered his lungs, he passed out and died. Sometimes I ask myself if there was something more I could have done."

In addition to these being hilarious.. they are completely inaccurate and factually incorrect. How the hell can websites get away with posting this kind of bullshit?

[mfitzp]

anyone up for taking it down? lol

[rottenPauL]

Oscar (1/12/2007 5:58:32 PM)
I tried smoking marijuana a week ago with my older sister. She left the house immediately to go to work. I felt really weird and tried to paint myself green. I got paint all over the house and my dad found out that I got high. Now he won't pay for my college.My sister got into a car accident on the way to work. Now she can never walk again.All it took was two hits and now she'll never walk and I'll never further my education. Marijuana is the worst drug ever!

WTF?? R there any people who really believe that shit?????

[napolitana869]

"KTHXBI (1/10/2007 6:47:25 PM)
My son comitted suicide a few months ago, when I searched I found two things- a note and pot. He must have been high at time because all that was written on the note was "KTHXBI". Police have been trying to decipher it's meaning, if it has one. Drugs have only brought sorrow and confusion to my family."

doesnt it just say ka tx bi as in ok thanks bye?

edit: I reread what I wrote and it might not make sense

[SmokingPlatypus]

Yeah, it's "Ok thanks bye".

It's internet lingo.

Just some dumb bitch being dumb.

[make it legal]

notice when you popst shit it dosnt go up there. i think the site just puts up that shit its retarded

[Matt the Funk]

Lawl!

[RichieRich]

That site pisses me off more than anything. Its hard enough trying sorting through real facts through all the bullsh-t as it is in life. The last thing this world needs is stupid stuff like this floating around. Taking it down sounds good to me. If they will let our posts show up i will do it.

[Skrappie]

doesnt it just say ka tx bi as in ok thanks bye?
Tell that poor mother, quick!

[Frivolous248]

I submitted a true story that happened to me awhile ago.

"One time, I injected pure THC from this joint I rolled, and I got so high, I killed 47 people, including my grandma and her unborn baby. I also ate all the dominoes in the world and we went into a great depression. THE END. (drugz is badd)"

I don't know if they'll put it up though...

[bobthenuker]

"I DONT HAVE DRUGS NO MORE AND LIFE CANT B BETTER THAN LIFE B. I AM AN ACCOMPLISHED STUDENT AND MY GRADES HAVE IMPROVED FROM D's TO C's. MY TEACHERS HAVE REALLY NOTICED CHANGES. FREEVIBES 4 LIFE!"

U hear that from D's to C's! MOTHERFUCKING C's.

[LeetCraig]

that site pissed me off and made me laugh at the same time...

[4gan2ja0]

My friend , 'Tom', and I were at this party. Some guy comes up to us and asks if we wanted a joint. Naturally, we said no. But after a couple of beers - he had some, I didn't; I'm still underage - he started to insist. I still said no. But he went to that guy, and asked for the joint. I tried to stop him, but both the beers had made him violent. There wasn't a thing I coud do. I tried to talk to other people about him, I tried to help him, but the others were laughing at me because I didn't smoke 'pot'. I went to the bathroom, locked myself up in there and called the police. But because of the noise of high and drunken people banging on the bathroom door, they couldn't hear the adress. I then got mad, I stormed down, threw the joint away and dragged my friend outside to clear him up, altough I was getting a bit dizy at that time. Once we were ouside, I started yelling at him about how bad drugs are. He was just standing there, smiling stupidly. The fact he wouldn't listen to me, but rather watch street lanterns, enraged me. I started yelling even harder. When he was walking away from me, I tried to grab him and turn him around. That's when he got violent. He was trying to hit me, so naturally, I defend myself. I push him away from me and he staggers into the streets. Right at that moment, a car came driving by. It hit my friend. I can still see him rolling over the hood and roof of the car. When the ambulance came, I stil was in shock. At the hospital, they were working on him for nearly two hours. When finally a doctor came out, I had a grim feeling about it. He told me, I can still hear thee words, exactly these words: "I'm sorry, Tom hasn't survived. Due to a broken rib, a lung was pierced. We did all we could." I sank to the ground and vowed to convince people not to use drugs. Once I found a box of pills in my mother's cabinet. I did the right thing and flushed them down the toilet.


this shit is funny...
he thinks drinking is fine underage and not a little weed?

cause he's baked dumbass


isnt that what got his friend killed?

if he just accepted the spliff him and his buddy would have a had a great night:jointsmile:

p.s. i put one of the stories in my sig cause it was fucking funny

[partyguy420]

BROTHER (10/30/2006 6:28:12 PM)
OK I HAVENT TRIED ANY DRUGS BUT MY BROTHER HAS. HES BEEN CAUGHT WITH THEM SEVERAL TIMES. HES BEEN CAUGHT WITH WEED. BUT THAT MAY BE ALL THAT HE HAS DONE. OUR FAMILY HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH THROUGH THE PAST YEARS AND THIS IS JUST ONE MORE THING HURTING ALL OF US. HES BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE. HES BEEN OUT FOR DAYS WITHOUT US NOING WHERE HE IS. BUT NOW WEVE PULLED TOGETHER AS A FAMILY AND DETERMINED OURSELEVES TO HELPING HIM. HES NOW BEEN CLEAN FOR A COUPLE WEEKS. BUT ITZ NOT EASY THERES A LOT OF STEPS TO DO THIS AND PATIANCE. BUT IT CAN HELP AND IF U HAVENT TRIED DRUGS THEN DONT START CUZ IT CAN RUIN NOT ONLY UR LIFE BUT IT ALSO EFECTS THE PEOPLE U LOVE

yea... when your gone for 3 days... with out your parents knowing were your at... its called you need a fucking break from them

him (10/29/2006 11:33:47 PM)
be carefull.any drug,even weed,can be harmful.i myself have been an addict to weed for almost 3 years now.i have been arrested on several occasions and have a police record a mile long.im barely passing any of my classes but i dont think i have a chance a graduating.i cant get a job because employers dont want a junkie working for them.please you guys stay away.you may think "its just one hit, i wont become an addict,not me."well guess who else said that?thats right,me.i thought i would be ok because some of my friends had been doing weed,heroin and xtc for years and they were fine.now most are dead and the rest are serving 20+ year terms in jail,at 16-17 years old.i can not stress this enough.take it from someone who has thrown their life away,STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS.especially weed. thank you

especially weed? hes a fuckin moron... the pills that doctors give you(even fucking light medication such as vicodin) is more dangerous and addictive then pot...

oD (10/29/2006 1:45:19 PM)
The First time i've tried Weed ... i thought it would be fun .. but then people have warned me that its gonna feel wierd. So i tried it .. and at first it was fine .. but then i felt paranoid .. i had thoughts of killing myself. I had thoughts of my family and what i was doing that was so wrong. And i felt that i was gonna die because my heart rate was pumping so fast, i thought i waz gonna pass out. Two days later i still felt a bit high from the weed, and i did very poorly in Math and all my other subjects, I've tried it 2 more times, it didn't help me one bit, it wasn't fun, i was paranoid the whole time, i couldn't control my feelings and my body. My friends are doing it, and i mean, it does mess you up, i'm failing because of my laziness, and not making the right choices. I don't think i'm ever gonna touch Marijuana ever again. And i've been clean for 6 months already, Soo i'ma keep it up.

damn... high for 3 days later? sounds more like a bit of meth... but if there is some weed that keeps you stoned for 3 days even 1 day off of just a little bit... ill pay 100 bucks a gram(i want a tester befor i give you the monney though)

funny shit...

i posted a thing under the name of panrntnyguny saying... my girl friends dad abused her. and she got high on weed, and killed her dad, and she went to prison... and she was pregnant before she smoked weed, and that the baby was born in the prison, and that it died in my arms a few days latter because she smoked pot... then i put JnK

(this part wasnt written... but if you notice... there are alot of n in the name i posted under take them out and you get "partyguy" also... if you take the n out of JnK... its JK, meaning just kidding)

[partyguy420]

my name is joshua ohanna and i am an addict of marijuana, i have been addicted for 20 years, has ruin my social life and my relation ship with my family, i have done sexual favors for cannabis such as oral sex to men and anal sex, i will die soon, i can feel it in my bones, i can't take it anymore, this may be the last thing i ever right,

my name is josh,
and i am an addict.



i just posted that on the site, think they'll submit it? LOL

dude... youve been smoking for 20 years? they wont submit it because that would make you over "high school age group" if you read the rules of their sight... you would have put like 10 years... or something...

[yoda]

i want what this grouch was smoking...

"Oscar (1/12/2007 5:58:32 PM)
I tried smoking marijuana a week ago with my older sister. She left the house immediately to go to work. I felt really weird and tried to paint myself green. I got paint all over the house and my dad found out that I got high. Now he won't pay for my college.My sister got into a car accident on the way to work. Now she can never walk again.All it took was two hits and now she'll never walk and I'll never further my education. Marijuana is the worst drug ever!"

[4gan2ja0]

I had a friend once, he decided one day that he wanted to try pot. Now as soon as he smoked the pot, it put him in a weird state of mind. He started thinking that he could do things that he really couldn't. He started thinking he was invincible, or something, and got his friend (who was also high on pot) to pull out a gun and shoot him in the stomach, thinking that the bullet would bounce off of him. The bullet did not bounce off of him, it killed him. He's dead now.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA thats just too fucking funny

[bobthenuker]

Well I think I just found my favorite site to go on when im baked and in need of a laugh. They even have a nice little quiz on how much you really know about pot.

http://www.freevibe.com/Drug_Facts/marijuana.asp

"Teens who drink or use drugs are up to five times more likely than their peers to drop out of high school." T/F

Turns out the answer is true. :confused:

Out of whose ass do they pull this fucking research from?

[420ultimatesmokage]

Section: how do you say no

Reply: I don't

[MastaChronic]

what the fuck?
i posted something aboyut how eed is less harmful that caffeine and that there is a $60,000 challenge to whoever can prove without a doubt that everything jack herer has stated in his book "the emperor wears no clothes"
found at WWW.JACKHERER.COM

[partyguy420]

thats funny and fuck(them getting caught in their own pile of bull shit mixed with horse cum...)

[OniEhtRedrum781]

lameass website

[cannabis=freedom]

this kinda shit may seem funny on the surface (and I'll admit it is LOL), but when you think about how many ignorant people would read and believe this bullshit, it's a real enemy to the stoner cause.

[NextLineIsMine]

over the top warnings like this are probably better for us. Aside from a few very stupid people most will realize this is bull and marijuana may not be so bad afterall.

[SmokingPlatypus]

The worst was "Once I found a box of pills in my mother's cabinet. I did the right thing and flushed them down the toilet"

Yeah, that's probably the right thing. She may be taking some medication for a urinary tract infection, or kidney stones, or hell, maybe even birth control so she doesn't have another dumb fuck kid like you.

That's probably what bothers me the most about this whole war-on-drugs bullshit. You have people who are uneducated thinking that they know what is best for others, people who love to use weed and actually use it for legitamate purposes. So you have people who know too little about drugs and their use trying to force others to make these choices. They think that it's best to be "above the influence"... yet they do their damnedest to force others to think and act exactly as they do.

God, that shit pisses me off. I can almost hear the legion of fucking dumb prick kids attempting to stop me from doing what I love.

[SmokingPlatypus]

over the top warnings like this are probably better for us. Aside from a few very stupid people most will realize this is bull and marijuana may not be so bad afterall.

I dunno, there are a lot of dumb kids out there that accept everything at face value and are absolutely happy to not question anything. I mean.. look at republicans. :D

[smoke it]

anyone up for taking it down? lol

hell ya

[Nochowderforyou]

What an absolute, hilarious site! :p

You can teel it's all made up, it's like, "I knew a guy who smoked pot, then a drove a car, then he hit someone, and it killed his friend in the passenger side seat. Cannabis does kill" :p What's really funny, is someone actually said that to me once. It's like, yeah, I believe you ;) ;)

I think what angers me the most about anit-cannabis websites, is you give them facts and reports on how cannabis is much harmless than people say, and they respond with, "you don't really believe that?" It's called a "FACT", and which hole did you pull your fatcs from? I got mine from the government of Canada and from Cannabis Health magazine, who actually do testing on cannabis. Not from www.marijuanaisthedevil.com

Fuckin bitches. :p

Hugz, not drugz! :p :p :rastasmoke:

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

i want what this grouch was smoking...

"Oscar (1/12/2007 5:58:32 PM)
I tried smoking marijuana a week ago with my older sister. She left the house immediately to go to work. I felt really weird and tried to paint myself green. I got paint all over the house and my dad found out that I got high. Now he won't pay for my college.My sister got into a car accident on the way to work. Now she can never walk again.All it took was two hits and now she'll never walk and I'll never further my education. Marijuana is the worst drug ever!"
haha
oscar the grouch

[LittLeWinG]

I posted stating their ignorance. Then realised they would not post it. So i posted this after.


Repeat : idiots

Drugs dont ruin lives... People that abuse drugs ruin lives. Drugs are a great part of life. It's just the uneducated people who do not understand or research drugs that ruin it for us smart drug users. Moderation is the key.

I am not promoting drug use. So do not remove this post.... i am not changing the subject, the subject is drugs and i am talkikng about my drug expereinces. I am providing an alternative perspective on the subject, and as this is a free country i have the right to state my opinion. If this is not posted then you guys should know that you are discriminatory, and are neglecting one of my human rights.

If this is not posted, i will laugh it off.... laugh at the ignorance of these people. As you will be the only people reading this (most likely) take what i say to heart... do not just ignore it, dont be ignorant. Dont lie, be realistic. You guys are ironically trying to escape reality just as "drug users" do. The reality that drugs have positive aspects. I say you people are hypocrites and you are encouraging to eliminate something from peoples lives just because you disagree with the concept. I disagree with alot of things including religion, but im not saying people can not promote religion. As you people are doing in this situation.

I made this post after making a previous post... and realising it will not be made public.

Grow up, mature, research, learn and expand...
Please.

Love the teller of truths.






i wonder if they will post it.
Most likely not.

[LittLeWinG]

Do you guys think i was actually breaking any of the forum rules?! I hope they post it.

They will probably say some bs like they do not think i am a teen.... considering the formaility of the post and that i forgot to post my age. But i dont know.

[tootsie roll]

LOL

"I tried smoking marijuana a week ago with my older sister. She left the house immediately to go to work. I felt really weird and tried to paint myself green. I got paint all over the house and my dad found out that I got high. Now he won't pay for my college.My sister got into a car accident on the way to work. Now she can never walk again.All it took was two hits and now she'll never walk and I'll never further my education. Marijuana is the worst drug ever."

I'm sorry, but that's fucking hilarious.

"I had a friend once, he decided one day that he wanted to try pot. Now as soon as he smoked the pot, it put him in a weird state of mind. He started thinking that he could do things that he really couldn't. He started thinking he was invincible, or something, and got his friend (who was also high on pot) to pull out a gun and shoot him in the stomach, thinking that the bullet would bounce off of him. The bullet did not bounce off of him, it killed him. He's dead now."

"I had a friend that decided to smoke pot. He thought it was "okay". I told him not to do it, I told him all of the negative side effects, but he wouldn't listen. I wasn't there when he did it, but when the smoke entered his lungs, he passed out and died. Sometimes I ask myself if there was something more I could have done."

In addition to these being hilarious.. they are completely inaccurate and factually incorrect. How the hell can websites get away with posting this kind of bullshit?


Omg Bwahahahahahahaha! That is some FUNNY stuff there!!:giggity: :giggity:
"2 tokes and she'll never walk again and I can't further my education"
"he got smoke in his lungs and died"
omg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,funny funny bs.

[Cassiopiea]

ismellarat (1/9/2007 2:48:46 AM)
I am an orphan, My dad got into weed a few years back, and after 1 puff, he struck my mum. He beat her repeatedly and mercilessly until she hit the floor, and stopped fidgetting. Her face was covered in blood, and her eye was popped out really far. He then took another puff, and turned his sights on me. He beat me into submission, and stripped off my clothes. I was anally raped for 3 hours without stop. I was too adly beaten to scream for help. After the rape, he opened up a bag of cocaine. he snorted a small amount, and I will never forget the look in his eyes, like a bushfire. He ran up the stairs to the top floor of the apartment, and jumped out the window. The police were called, and about 10 minutes later, they entered our apartment and saw my dead mum. Then they came into my room to find my naked, bruised body. True story. T_T

Whoever posted that is a genius.

[JunkYard]

This sh!ts priceless, man! :D