what would you do...

[slipknotpsycho]

three scenarios... since it's only human instinct to survive.. what would you do in each case..

1. a biological attack turns the majority of the population to zombies...

2. meteor is heading straight for earth... scientist don't have a good idea of exactly what to expect, but a massive tidal wave since it's expect to hit the ocean

3. day after tommorow scenario... the world is basicly freezing over...

only 'rule' i have is please try to not do the same 'solutions' done in the movies (they are all related to movies) with all that you have around you and based on your town and options, post what YOU would do, not what made the people in the movies survive...


1. have a gunshop right down the street, i'd be stocking up there first, then heading to the grocery store just across the street and get enough shit to supply five people for atleast 3 months... (after that i'd go scavenging when we needed shit

2. walk to the edge of the water and prepare to die... it's unpredictable what would happen, but the general rule is pretty much everyone would die, either with the first impact wave, or from the drastic change in our climate and what not... i'd rather not live or even try to live from that one... the impact from the wave would be enough to either knock me unconscience so i drown in my 'sleep' or kill me instantly.

3. head as far south (or as close the equator) as i could get... and stock up on supplies that don't require any outside 'source' (flash lights, heaters, that kinda shit, the kind that's self generated, heaters would be run off a fuel of some type which i would stock up on as well.) when i got as far south as possible, i'd find a building with no windows, air vents or anything like that... if the best i could find had just a bit of each, i'd do my best to seal them off... and put a heat source near them so any cold that does get through, atleast has a chance to 'warm up'

[smokezilla]

1.) fight the zombies if at all possible or maybe flie over them and drop a bomb
2.) shot myself in the head before things go to shit
3.) shot myself in the head before things go to shit

[Samwhore]

1. welcome them
2. stare and watch
3. grab a jacket

theres really no hope in these situations

[smokezilla]

i would also smoke some pot before i kill myself.

[cannabis=freedom]

If I saw any of that shit coming, I'd prepare to die with the rest of humanity, but make sure I did so fucking stoned off my ass, with a bong raised in the air like a holy symbol, and a joint hanging out of my mouth. When the wave was like 3 seconds away I'd say "I die for the ganja" and then get wiped out. If anyone survived they'd find me dead in the water with a stoner perma-grin on my face.

[big smoke07]

Smoke....in all of the situations.

[Weedhound]

hmmm what kind of question is that coming from someone named slip-knot? :D

[mfitzp]

I'd eat a fuck load of weed and overdoze so all the zombies got realy high after eating me

rob a few shops while everyones worried

leave my bong outside to get frozen and then fill it with snow and smoke the shit outta it to stop me from freeezing hehe

[Matt the Funk]

Ok ok. The first scenario I actually have something semi-planned.
I will take my family, along with the family of 3 of my friends(whos parents and themselves have some useful skills) and head to the nearest Wal-mart. We then board up all the doors/entrances. Fill up all empty containers with tap water. Get 2 people to gaurd each enterance. Chill there until we need more supplies. Travel as a group with weapons scavenging other walmarts/homedepots/etc for supplies and living spaces. Until we die or are able to Pwn all the zombies.


Second one I would just either, get realy fucked up on E,acid,salvia,coke,meth,weed, and heroin and get killed since I like relitvley close to the ocean. Or, get as far away from the ocean as possible, and hope I don't die.


Last one, I just chill with my family, do a few hits of aicd and E, and smoke some weed, then maybe suicide.

[Skink]

I would wait till you got back Slip,,,then I would just bop you on your head and take all the shit you just got...

[Matt the Funk]

I would wait till you got back Slip,,,then I would just bop you on your head and take all the shit you just got...

Me?

[SkatePopwar]

hmmmm
lol

first one, id do what everyone else does. get guns and stockpile on food/water and make a fortress of sorts from which me and survivors will shoot zombies. if we ran out of ammo hopefully i could find a sword because that would be pretty fucking sweet. if not id jsut use a bat drenched in gas or spikes or something and bash their zombified skulls in. like some lord of the rings shit! ahahahah

ok, second one...well i live on a big long island sooooo im pretty screwed there, if i couldnt get to like the middle of the US in time ontop of a mountain id just shoot up heroine, or do crystal meth or extacy or something, and let whatever happens happen

thrdd one...get a bunch of gas+electric heaters and get mad gas and electricity and chill in some place by the equator, with food and water and such. assuming its unsirvivable, id do the same thing as #2.

in all instances id be smoking like no tomorrow, because there basically would be no tomorrow...
:rastasmoke:

[potsmokingnome]

1. welcome them
2. stare and watch
3. grab a jacket

theres really no hope in these situations

LOL straight to the point lol

[slipknotpsycho]

hmmm what kind of question is that coming from someone named slip-knot? :D

why should a name mean anything... i'm sorry if this isn't what you asked for but i'm about fuckin sick and tired of my name 'giving me less credit' on forums and chat rooms and what not... i'm literally just fuckin fed up with it...

i'm a goddamn psychologically unbalanced person (hence psycho) i goddamned love slipknot's music, put two and two together you have slipknotpsycho... now do you mind taking your teeth out of my ass?


Me?


.......... :rolleyes: slip = me??

[partyguy420]

1~ i would stock up on food and guns and ammo and water... i would be shooting at any living animals, and grabing them,(along with the guts to make it so its less food for the zombies... then i would burn the guts of the animals i shot... and put the rest of the meat in a huge deep freez freezer at my moms office(its like negitve 40 degres in the damn thing, and bigger then most peoples garges) then i would grab the keys to her work truck(its a crew cab chevy 1 ton with a 454 big block... and dual gas tanks) and fill up all the gas tanks and just go out running over all of the peditrian zombies... and then go to the air port, steal a plane and fly to amsterdam, get as much put as i could... fly back home... get back in my truck and countinue running over zombies until i run out of gas... go back to my moms office, (towing the plane back to the office) outting it all in the office... then cooking a few steaks(most likely ill cook a smaller animal such as a cat or dog, just to see if they taste any good...and to grow accustume to the taste if they are nasty) and smoke some weed... and fall asleep... and repeat the killing and eating part the next day... ohh i would also take the truck out.... and honk my horn around at every house in town to find all of the surviers(mostly i just want the girls for 'reproduction' but i guess a guy could work for 'reproduction' if i couldnt find any girls)

umm for number 2 i would either A. get a surf board and take a fast leason on how to surf... or go to my moms office, and get the boat the have... that is like 35 feet long... with a like 120 hp motor....

#3 umm put my long johns on..

[d00d557]

a guy for reproduction? no way bro i'd just use my hand hahaha

[MastaChronic]

become a zombie myself

head for the mountain peaks

head to the equator

[Stowned]

1. a biological attack turns the majority of the population to zombies...

2. meteor is heading straight for earth... scientist don't have a good idea of exactly what to expect, but a massive tidal wave since it's expect to hit the ocean

3. day after tommorow scenario... the world is basicly freezing over

1.) I would try to trap and trick people into situations where they would become food for the zombies and I'd try to survive as long as possible.

2.) I'd try to start a dooms day conspiracy cult and get as many people as possible to sacrafice themselves to the Meteor or try to pull a heavens gate on them.

3.) I would hunt down people and sacrafice them to the deadly elements of the new world and force them into situations where their death is imminent.

In short, I'd exploit the situations to kill as many humans as possible.

It sounds somewhat psychopathic but trust me, my reasonong is quite rational. Human evolution is retarded and I feel like the most humane thing to do would be to help exterminate Humanity, to put them out of their misery. I'll stop there for fear of getting TOO emo on you guys. lol

[partyguy420]

a guy for reproduction? no way bro i'd just use my hand hahaha

well... hey... thats my 3rd choice... naw wait... the hand is my second choice...

ohh the whole reproduction thing gose for all of them... i will also have a bunch of paper bags and condoms for the ugly girls(hey... i want a world full of hot girls... so that there will only be hot girls on the inside and out)

[couch-potato]

three scenarios... since it's only human instinct to survive.. what would you do in each case..

1. a biological attack turns the majority of the population to zombies...

2. meteor is heading straight for earth... scientist don't have a good idea of exactly what to expect, but a massive tidal wave since it's expect to hit the ocean

3. day after tommorow scenario... the world is basicly freezing over...


1: Buy a katana, get drunk. Chop them zombie bitches up till they overtake me.
2: Bring a surfboard to the beach, take off my shirt, walk up to people trying to escape but are stuck in traffic and say "DUUUUUUDE SURFS UP!"
3: Buy a katana, get drunk. Chop up people till they overtake me.

[Captain Hanks]

1. Get enough food, herd, and defensive weaponry together needed to last a season and hide somewhere secure, waiting for things to blow over.
2. Get baked.
3. Head south, not leaving any food or needed items found behind.

[2600HERTZ]

1. Coat my house and everything around it with oil(this would make it too slippery to enter!)

2. Grab a massive bag of weed, every person I have ever met, and smoke out the biggest super-dome in America.

3. Do as many evil things as possible(i could stay warm in hell.)

[Polymirize]

after having read the responses here and seen how much thought some of you have put into your answers, it seems that most members of the boards have the best chance of surviving in a future full of zombies.

which is, well... interesting? Crazy stoners.

I think of all the worlds, that's the one I'd be most likely to kill myself in... all the others I'd at least give it the college try.

[Weedhound]

Actually that was a joke...no offense meant.....I will definitely leave you alone.....sorry.

[slipknotpsycho]

Actually that was a joke...no offense meant.....I will definitely leave you alone.....sorry.

sorry dude :o i've had a really bad two weeks i guess i just went off on you... but i do get that alot... and it's just irritating when i point out something in an argument and the only thing they can come back with is something like "and i'm supposed to listen to someoen with a name like slipknotpsycho?"

just like.. wtf? it's a name, ya know? again i apologize...

[Delta]

If I saw any of that shit coming, I'd prepare to die with the rest of humanity, but make sure I did so fucking stoned off my ass, with a bong raised in the air like a holy symbol, and a joint hanging out of my mouth. When the wave was like 3 seconds away I'd say "I die for the ganja" and then get wiped out. If anyone survived they'd find me dead in the water with a stoner perma-grin on my face.

LMAO
OMG that's awesome

[friendowl]

1] i would capture a fine zombie freak and get very freaky

2] i would gram my boogie board and rush to the beach
[have you seen point break]

3] i got some awesome cold weather gear ive been dying to try out

[2600HERTZ]

1] i would capture a fine zombie freak and get very freaky

2] i would gram my boogie board and rush to the beach
[have you seen point break]

3] i got some awesome cold weather gear ive been dying to try out

Haha, all of those are funny, but man Point Break(wtf kinda movie is that, you know) "People trusted you.....(hair flip)...and they died."

[TokinAsianGuy]

1. I would grab my cricket bat, fend off the zombies stumbling up my driveway, hop in the car and hit the road. then i'll call one of my mates to see if he's still alive. if he is, i'll go pick him up. his grandfather still has a farm out in hayswood. there's plenty of weapons there. We'll drive out there, have a good meal, stock up on guns and ammo and grab the truck. we'll try and call as many friends as we can to make sure everybody is alright, and then proceed to rescue some of them on our ultimate quest to find out what the fuck is with the zombies!?

2. grab a surf board, paddle out as far as i can go, pull out a watertight bag with a few joints in it, smoke em, and wait patiently for the wave to come.

3. either call Dennis Quaid or head towards Darwin.

[slipknotpsycho]

3. either call Dennis Quaid or head towards Darwin.

lmfao...

[Weedhound]

No problem slip-knot, we all have our days. Actually I really liked the remove-teeth-from-ass comment, lol :D Take care people!