Pot on the pot.

[SwirlyMass]

Who loves to smoke a joint or a bowl or a bong while they take care of their business?

I know that when I'm sitting there, clenching and huffing and puffing trying to drop my kids off at the pool, its just so nice to take a hit, then hear a plop!



But sanitary concerns aside how many people like to blaze a bowl or a joint while seated at the throne?

[Ibu Jari]

gross that was WAY TMi

[geonagual]

Who loves to smoke a joint or a bowl or a bong while they take care of their business?

I know that when I'm sitting there, clenching and huffing and puffing trying to drop my kids off at the pool, its just so nice to take a hit, then hear a plop!





But sanitary concerns aside how many people like to blaze a bowl or a joint while seated at the throne?


HAHAHA. I don't know about a bong on a toilet though. I guess if you needed to change the water, it would be easy. Scooop.

[Nochowderforyou]

You guys must take long poops. :p I'm in, done, and wiped up in a matter of 5 minutes. I don't waste any time going.

So no, I can say I have never toked on the pooper. It's never appealed to me I guess. To each their own though, I suppose. :)

[LIP]

I normally just read the paper while im on the shitter.

I might try it tomorrow, but i can almost say for certain somthing will go wrong... i'll either drop the joint in the bog, or shit on the floor.. ooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr shit on the joint.

[Ibu Jari]

You guys must take long poops. :p I'm in, done, and wiped up in a matter of 5 minutes. I don't waste any time going.

So no, I can say I have never toked on the pooper. It's never appealed to me I guess. To each their own though, I suppose. :)

Since this thread was so disgusting, I couldn't stop thinking about it, but had also come to this conclusion.

Dude, shit or get off the pot!

[MastaChronic]

I normally just read the paper while im on the shitter.

I might try it tomorrow, but i can almost say for certain somthing will go wrong... i'll either drop the joint in the bog, or shit on the floor.. ooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr shit on the joint.

i can just imagine the conversation lip might have with a homie.
lip: dude, what the fuckis up man?
homie: nothin much, dude you sound pissed
l: fuck! i am pissed
h:why
l:i shit on my joint
h:...(haha) what?
l:i shit on my fucking joint
h: how'd that happen?
l:i was tryin to toke up on the shitter
h:...(hahaha)dude, how did you shit on your joint though?
l:i dropped it and i thought it rolled behind the toilet so i turn around and then i couldnt hold it in and it came out all over the floor...and on my joint...
h: ahahahahaaha
l:fuck you man

[LIP]

i can just imagine the conversation lip might have with a homie.
lip: dude, what the fuckis up man?
homie: nothin much, dude you sound pissed
l: fuck! i am pissed
h:why
l:i shit on my joint
h:...(haha) what?
l:i shit on my fucking joint
h: how'd that happen?
l:i was tryin to toke up on the shitter
h:...(hahaha)dude, how did you shit on your joint though?
l:i dropped it and i thought it rolled behind the toilet so i turn around and then i couldnt hold it in and it came out all over the floor...and on my joint...
h: ahahahahaaha
l:fuck you man

That's great!

I love your quotes like that, they always make me laugh non stop LOL.

and the funny thing is, that's probably what would be said rofl!

[Skink]

Man just the act alone is like heaven to me...

[LIP]

It's like the pee shivers... once it's out you have a feeling of wellbeing all around you lol"

[Nochowderforyou]

It's like the pee shivers... once it's out you have a feeling of wellbeing all around you lol"

Yes! The act of shitting takes a mere minute. It's the other 4 minutes I use to dwell and look back on my creation.

[LIP]

Yes! The act of shitting takes a mere minute. It's the other 4 minutes I use to dwell and look back on my creation.

It's like a joint, i always admire my handy work, then either flush or light up... depending what it is lol!

[Skink]

Did you ever repeat to yourself,,,Man that was excellent,,,man that was awesome...

[N3D FLANDERS]

um
no
not my thing

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

that thread is so weird!

look at a deep conversation about shit XD!!

NO lol I wouldn't do that.

[friendowl]

i usually smoke first then shit
i end up staring at the wall for way too long

[LIP]

Going off topic onto pissing, i was drunk once having a piss and my mum called my name... so i turned around mid piss and pissed all over the wall, and ended up having to use the towels to dry it... then i had to wash em without them knowing... all while i was pissed...

Those were the days... bring back the 90's!

[benagain]

Done this before quite a few times. Back when the misses couldn't smoke, I'd ususally take my after-dinner dump with a packed bowl. Just seemed like the right thing to do. Helps mask the smell up almost as good as burning matches.

[LIP]

I dont think i've pissed 2 streams, but i've been aiming and it's gone everywhere else but not the toilet.

[dejayou30]

i've taken a bowl with me to the crapper many a times.

[LIP]

I've made over 100 posts today. Wow. Im a sad little man.

[LIP]

You are one of the whoriest post whores on here, LIP.

And proud of it! :rastasmoke:

A spliff in mouth, a computer in front of me and im set for a day of hard work.