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slipknotpsycho
01-17-2007, 01:07 AM
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

HOMIEZ: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.





FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

HOMIEZ: Calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, by GRAMPS!





FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

HOMIEZ: Would be sitting next to you sayin

"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"





FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

HOMIEZ: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.





FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

HOMIEZ: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."





FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

HOMIEZ: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...





FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

HOMIEZ: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.





FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

HOMIEZ: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"





FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.

HOMIEZ: Are for life.



FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

HOMIEZ: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."





FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

HOMIEZ: Will repost this shittttt!

wayoftheleaf
01-17-2007, 01:09 AM
Lol funny shit man.


My friend david sounds like a cross between those.

TokinAsianGuy
01-17-2007, 01:13 AM
i never realised how many fucking homiez i had... lol!

BizzleLuvin
01-17-2007, 01:31 AM
hmmmm ive never actually used the term 'homies/z' before.

Samwhore
01-17-2007, 01:59 AM
i dont call them homies, i call them my bitches

but yes, i have one damn good homie, said the same fucking exactly thing when i got arrested too, lmao

partyguy420
01-17-2007, 08:54 AM
homies are cool... but bros are better...(not actual brothers..)the bros i have, i have known ateast 90% of my now... my homies... we have only known eash other threw my drug years..

b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
01-17-2007, 10:37 AM
lol homies

ICP kicks ass

MastaChronic
01-17-2007, 05:30 PM
dude, that is exactly what my homies do....cause we homies

Nochowderforyou
01-17-2007, 10:56 PM
Bro's, Brah's, homies, buddies, pals, friends, whatever. They're all the same shit, just a different pile.

N3D FLANDERS
01-17-2007, 10:58 PM
Bro's, Brah's, homies, buddies, pals, friends, whatever. They're all the same shit, just a different pile.

your avatar is so disturbing

did you google teddy bear shitting cheetoh to get it?

no hard feelings but
WTF:confused: :confused: :confused:

N3D FLANDERS
01-17-2007, 11:03 PM
Yeah
your Flanders' book

Nochowderforyou
01-17-2007, 11:13 PM
your avatar is so disturbing

did you google teddy bear shitting cheetoh to get it?

no hard feelings but
WTF:confused: :confused: :confused:

I don't see the disturbance behind it. :p It is the doughboy, pooping. We all poop, some of us more than once a day. It's nature, and it's beautiful dammit! :p

slipknotpsycho
01-18-2007, 12:48 AM
nochowder i ususally agree/respect what you say... BUT SHIT IS NOT BEUATIFUL GODDAMINT! :D

Pipe Dreams
01-18-2007, 01:01 AM
Man my main homies are more like family. I would do anything to help them, and they would do the same for me.