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smok3y
01-15-2007, 07:47 PM
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."

He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

**Cheeck the Photo**

TheGreenFog
01-15-2007, 07:57 PM
*vomiting*




Why, smok3y, why?


:(


The Fog

TheFatKid
01-15-2007, 08:19 PM
Thanks for this. Really. Thanks.

notransfer
01-15-2007, 08:25 PM
HAHHAHA youre behind the times kid that pic is old news..i knew it was gonna be that before i opened it...you didnt have to attach it lolol..grossing people out and shit...just link nastiness next time:D :D :D

chisme
01-15-2007, 08:29 PM
yeah i saw n read this story in school.........in the uk......and im 20 now

lil josh
01-15-2007, 08:32 PM
lol im gona baa with all the other sheep, this is a oldie lol

Skink
01-15-2007, 08:40 PM
A link would of sufficed,,,where is a mod when you need one... talk about your buzz kill,,,LOLz...

2600HERTZ
01-15-2007, 08:49 PM
This is one of the first pictures I saw when I got into weightlifting.

Samwhore
01-16-2007, 01:04 AM
A link would of sufficed,,,where is a mod when you need one... talk about your buzz kill,,,LOLz...

yes yes, the horror, the horro

Skink
01-16-2007, 01:14 AM
yes yes, the horror, the horro

Smoky almost went on my ignore list today,,,he would of been the second to Ercig...

slipknotpsycho
01-16-2007, 01:31 AM
HAHHAHA youre behind the times kid that pic is old news..i knew it was gonna be that before i opened it...you didnt have to attach it lolol..grossing people out and shit...just link nastiness next time:D :D :D

lol yeah, i was like 'damn this is so old...' i wasn't sure if it was going to be that or the video where the dude lifts like hundreds of pounds then drops the thing on his chest which collapses his chest.... this one is grosser, but i'd rather have that happen to me then dropping a thin bar of steel on my chest that weighs atleast 300 pounds (it was probably more)

Samwhore
01-16-2007, 01:34 AM
Smoky almost went on my ignore list today,,,he would of been the second to Ercig...

shit, i spelled horror wrong the 2nd time

420purplehaze420
01-16-2007, 01:38 AM
ha ha i remember back when i was a lot younger and didnt no of any real porn sites, so i googled something like "sexy ass" and that image came up, needless to say i was scarred for life.

FLORIDA MON
01-16-2007, 01:47 AM
Geeeeez, man. I wish I had not seen that.

I think that I'll skip the video...

smok3y
01-16-2007, 04:23 PM
Smoky almost went on my ignore list today,,,he would of been the second to Ercig...

Why did I almost make your ignore list today for?? :confused:

Thats the 1st time I had seen that picture, sorry to gross you's out with the it, but I found it pretty funny..lol.. :D
Didnt know it was an old picture, my bad...:p

thcbongman
01-16-2007, 07:12 PM
When I go to the gym and do squats today, that image won't get out of my mind..............

You really destroyed my state of mind, thanks alot.

HERBZILLA88
01-16-2007, 07:37 PM
powerlifting is lame...bodybuilding is where it s at!

smok3y
01-16-2007, 09:02 PM
good to see everyone likes the picture... lol