The Houdini

[geonagual]

The Houdini:
While fucking a chick doggystyle. Right before you blow your load, you spit on her back which makes her think you're blowing it.....but you're not. She turns to look, and BAM! you blow it in her face and yell "Houdini".

NOTE**If you are skilled enough to make it into her eye and she screams "Arrrr", then you have just completed the ANGRY PIRATE.

[birdgirl73]

Do you really do these things, Geonagual, like the Houdini or the Angry Pirate or the Dirty Sanchez? Or do you simply like to describe them here for the outlandish entertainment of others? If you actually put them into practice, I'm betting your relationships don't last long. They all seem clearly disrespectul of your partners if they're for real.

[geonagual]

Of course I dont do any of these things. I just think they are funny. My cousin was telling me all these when I was back in Ohio. I can't believe someone sits around and makes these words up. These go to prove that there are words for everything.

[birdgirl73]

Yep, words and "techniques" for everything. Glad to hear you don't put 'em into practice! I'd always had the impression that you're a respectful, considerate type when it comes to human interactions of all kinds, which was why I had to ask--because the fact that you were even posting those "techniques" seemed to go against what I know of your personality.

[couch-potato]

I'm going to have to try it sometime soon...


It's all in good fun

[spliffstar22]

I wouldn't spit on a girls back, what the hell kinda shit is that.....I'd bust on their face though lol and they'd gladly except

[Skink]

I have to make one up now,,,Houdini,,,Ahhahahahah...

[AlwaysBlazed]

What about the bull? While your fucking her while shes on your lap whisper in her ear you have aids and hold her down while she tries to get off. I wouldnt do it but its funny :)

[big smoke07]

Hahahahahaha the fucking bull. Next time that is a must.

[Samwhore]

What about the bull? While your fucking her while shes on your lap whisper in her ear you have aids and hold her down while she tries to get off. I wouldnt do it but its funny :)

haha, girls can do that too if your going S&M style and hes tied or handcuffed to the bed

[hello3pat]

There is also one I think is called a Dirty Rodeo. While in the middle of fucking someone, you have a freind jump out of the closet with a video camera when you yell "Dirty Rodeo". Or there's an Eiffel Tower where you and another guy are double taming someone ,one at each end, and yall give each other a high five. There are so many of these things

[Samwhore]

ya, maybe too many ^^