This is soooo gross!

[maryjanemama]

But I'm telling you anyway because I couldn't stop laughing about it. My youngest daughter is going through a phase of taking her clothes and diaper off. She's been doing it for a few weeks now and I usually catch her and rediaper her and redress her before there's an incident. Well, yesterday, she did it before I noticed and I hear my son yell, "MOM!!!!"

I go in the room and there stands a naked baby and an irate 8 year old boy. She peed all over his homework! Peed like you wouldn't believe, not just a few drops. I tried not to laugh in front of my son because he was so upset, but I couldn't help it.

So, I tried to think of a "nice" way to tell his teacher what happened. I wrote a note that didn't explain the details but that his homework folder was ruined and it wasn't his fault, blah, blah, blah.

Then, he's like, "Mom, I know you don't want my teacher to know what happened, but I'm telling her the dumb stupid baby peed on my folder anyway."

[Encatuse]

Hahaha. That's so funny. ^.^ I feel for your son though because I had a stupid baby sister too. I also had a stupid older sister. I was kinda screwed. My little sister would annoy me, and I'd annoy my older sister. And when my older sister would get too annoyed with me annoying her during her soaps ((she was a soap opera person)) she'd sit on my head while I screamed and cried. ^.^ I don't blame her though. Not that I could ever sit on my little sisters head without crushing her.

[duppy man]

here's another kid story Mj when my eldest daughter was about 3 years old ( she's now 24 ) and gets sooooo embarrassed when I relate this story to any of her new boy friends only Kidding,,,,,I was in the middle of the town centre with 2 of my kids one in a push chair the other walking...well she turns to me and said dad I need the loo and as there wasn't one in the immediate vicinity I took her into a closed shops doorway...took her pants down and lifted her slightly off the ground in girl pee postion........she only started to have a crap and was asking very loudly for toilet paper with everyone looking to see what was going on....sooooooooo embarrassing

[Lulu]

here's another kid story Mj when my eldest daughter was about 3 years old ( she's now 24 ) and gets sooooo embarrassed when I relate this story to any of her new boy friends only Kidding,,,,,I was in the middle of the town centre with 2 of my kids one in a push chair the other walking...well she turns to me and said dad I need the loo and as there wasn't one in the immediate vicinity I took her into a closed shops doorway...took her pants down and lifted her slightly off the ground in girl pee postion........she only started to have a crap and was asking very loudly for toilet paper with everyone looking to see what was going on....sooooooooo embarrassing
Hahahahahaha :D

[apsinthion]

Hmmm, my sister pee'd on my homework, I wish I'd thought of that when I was at school.

I don't have any stories of my own but my friend once went in for her last pre birth examination and had no choice but to take her 3 year old daughter with her. During the examination the nurse used some kind of lubricant on her and on the way back out of the hospital the daughter saw the same stuff on the counter, point's at it and shout's out in a loud voice "THAT CREAM UP MUMMY'S BUM!!!!"

I nearly pee'd myself when I heard that one.:D

[Euphoric]

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahehe

[Ammie]

lmfao this is great :D kids are awesome!!

[juanskee]

but I'm telling her the dumb stupid baby peed on my folder anyway."

LOL!!