View Full Version : old old riddle...
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 10:21 AM
no cheating! whoever gets it first will get rep. points.
what can you put in a barrel, that you can't see, that will make it lighter.
good luck.
wayoftheleaf
01-13-2007, 10:23 AM
is it a hole?
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
01-13-2007, 10:30 AM
shotgun shells?
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 10:55 AM
is it a hole?
bleh! i figured that'd take awhile...
FreeVenice
01-13-2007, 10:56 AM
Helium
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
01-13-2007, 10:56 AM
haha...
oh, i get i now..
do another one man :D
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 11:05 AM
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? (rep will be given when i have it to give, WOTL you have to sit this one out buddy :) oh for this one, you have to give a reason why... can't just guess :D
xxxhazexxx
01-13-2007, 11:08 AM
the lions dude cos there dead :)
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
01-13-2007, 11:11 AM
damn i was busy downloadin some music
do another one lol
wayoftheleaf
01-13-2007, 11:13 AM
Lol yeah I was about to put the lions because they are dead as well, but then i noticed you didn't want me to post on that one.
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 11:13 AM
bleh lol... ok well last one for rep, gonna be about 2 days before i can give it to you (might have to bring this thread back up and remind me) and i'm gonna try to find the hardest one possible, so might take me a few.
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 11:21 AM
Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts. What are they?
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 11:23 AM
and... another one (this one isn't for rep, just curious if anyone can get it)
What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 11:39 AM
A spoon and an earth mover?
no,
but good job on the other one :)
Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two-and-a-half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
lol that's alot of water.
nikweiser
01-13-2007, 11:44 AM
this is kinda old... i bet someone will get it fast
whats more powerful then god, more evil then the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and when you eat it you die...
lol pretty easy...
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 11:45 AM
this is kinda old... i bet someone will get it fast
whats more powerful then god, more evil then the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and when you eat it you die...
lol pretty easy...
lol, do you mean the rich have it and the poor need it?
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
01-13-2007, 11:48 AM
this is kinda old... i bet someone will get it fast
whats more powerful then god, more evil then the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and when you eat it you die...
lol pretty easy...
nothing.. dude, everyone knows that one. iv ever seen posters of that shit lol
nikweiser
01-13-2007, 11:49 AM
no your wrong, billion got it
and it is the poor have it and rich need it
What's black and white and red all over...
This ones shit, i bet the next person to post gets it.
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 11:57 AM
Oh, and a watch and a hourglass?
nope..
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
01-13-2007, 12:00 PM
What's black and white and red all over...
This ones shit, i bet the next person to post gets it.
a beat up baby in a blender?
FreeVenice
01-13-2007, 12:02 PM
Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts. What are they?
A watch and a sundial?
FreeVenice
01-13-2007, 12:07 PM
look up. . .did we get it?
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 12:08 PM
nope that's not it either... oh and this one's for rep so i'm not gonna say the answer until someone gets it...
FreeVenice
01-13-2007, 12:09 PM
but can't it be?
FreeVenice
01-13-2007, 12:11 PM
A computer and you brain??? I''m not feeling a smart high right now. . .
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
01-13-2007, 12:11 PM
some say a comet will fall from the sky
followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
followed by faultlines that cannot sit still
followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
FreeVenice
01-13-2007, 12:14 PM
some say a comet will fall from the sky
followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
followed by faultlines that cannot sit still
followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
I like your quote down there, are you from the "hood". your avatar looks tuff.
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 12:15 PM
I like your quote down there, are you from the "hood". your avatar looks tuff.
his avatar is Jonathon Davis from KoRn (eff you billion, i can't do the backwards R)
still haven't said the answer.. lol i'm literally laughing over here.. took me 3 tries but i found one yal are having problems answering!
i'm gonna give it 24 hours from now... (or about dont' expect the answer the second it passes the 24 hour mark) if no one's got it, i'll post the answer.
FreeVenice
01-13-2007, 12:18 PM
Its four in the morn her, I'm lucky im spelling most of this right.
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
01-13-2007, 12:22 PM
his avatar is Jonathon Davis from KoRn (eff you billion, i can't do the backwards R)
still haven't said the answer.. lol i'm literally laughing over here.. took me 3 tries but i found one yal are having problems answering!
i'm gonna give it 24 hours from now... (or about dont' expect the answer the second it passes the 24 hour mark) if no one's got it, i'll post the answer.
haha dude, i dunno about you but im gettin sick of people thinkin thats me all the time.. but haha, at least ur always here to answer for me :D
and to answer ur question, nah im not from the ghetto, my sig is from a rage song
oh and yeah, the lyrics i just posted about metors n shit is tool
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 12:30 PM
haha dude, i dunno about you but im gettin sick of people thinkin thats me all the time.. but haha, at least ur always here to answer for me :D
i'm no more tired of that, then all the people who ask why skink is banned lol.. there's a couple more things out there, but i can't remember them atm.
afghooey
01-13-2007, 12:37 PM
Here's one I made up a while ago:
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
nikweiser
01-13-2007, 12:38 PM
air or water?
afghooey
01-13-2007, 12:41 PM
This is they key line:
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
Hopefully that doesn't make it too easy. :P
cambam
01-13-2007, 12:52 PM
I have no ideas about the other riddles, but here are a few of my own:
What goes up, but never comes down?
When is a door not a door?
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 12:56 PM
This is they key line:
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
Hopefully that doesn't make it too easy. :P
i'm so damn confused >.< wth dissapears when you touch it???
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 12:57 PM
I have no ideas about the other riddles, but here are a few of my own:
What goes up, but never comes down?
When is a door not a door?
i know the first one, just can't remember it (that one is really old lol)
when it's nailed shut? i dunno..
lil josh
01-13-2007, 01:01 PM
Here's one I made up a while ago:
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
Time :D
afghooey
01-13-2007, 01:04 PM
"i'm so damn confused >.< wth dissapears when you touch it???"
You can touch it, and it won't disappear.
But you can't grasp it.
afghooey
01-13-2007, 01:04 PM
Nope, not time. Good guess though.
Abattoir Dream
01-13-2007, 01:06 PM
red, black and white....lol i wonder....
a newspaper...
Abattoir Dream
01-13-2007, 01:16 PM
that moving parts riddle could be lots of things...
a shovel and a big digger,
a sundial and a watch
a raft and a cargo ship,
a paddle and an engine...
it could be loads of different things..
Abattoir Dream
01-13-2007, 01:18 PM
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
a cloud? - but i guess that doesnt 'live' for millions of years...
afghooey
01-13-2007, 01:21 PM
nope, not a cloud.
L3G10N
01-13-2007, 02:08 PM
bleh! i figured that'd take awhile...
It probably would have if there was no such thing as "Google" :p I think saying "dont cheat" on the internet is like giving a stoner a fat joint and saying "dont smoke this!"
Nocturnal Stoner
01-13-2007, 02:12 PM
leprosy
thcbongman
01-13-2007, 02:28 PM
Here's one I made up a while ago:
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
The Earth?
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 02:39 PM
lol, there are a few answers i guess could fit, but a watch doesn't have thousands of moving peices.. let me make it easier on yal... it has 10's of thousands if not 100's of thousands of moving peices.... more than any car, boat, or heavy work equipment would have.
slipknotpsycho
01-13-2007, 02:40 PM
oh yeah, and since when can you just start rep-ing everyoen up? lol i just noticed i don't have to wait a day in between giving diffrent people rep..
thcbongman
01-13-2007, 02:47 PM
lol, there are a few answers i guess could fit, but a watch doesn't have thousands of moving peices.. let me make it easier on yal... it has 10's of thousands if not 100's of thousands of moving peices.... more than any car, boat, or heavy work equipment would have.
A Vacuum Cleaner and a Broom?
delusionsofNORMALity
01-13-2007, 02:52 PM
Here's one I made up a while ago:
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
ice?
god?
Black and White and Red all over... is a news paper.
"Red" is a play on words.. it should be read.
thcbongman
01-13-2007, 03:02 PM
All Right I have a pseudo-riddle for you all, for a reps :P
Stanley walks into his apartment to see that John, Jane and Paul were dead. The window was open, there is glass on the floor, along with a puddle of water.
How did they die?
delusionsofNORMALity
01-13-2007, 03:05 PM
All Right I have a pseudo-riddle for you all, for a reps :P
Stanley walks into his apartment to see that John, Jane and Paul were dead. The window was open, there is glass on the floor, along with a puddle of water.
How did they die?
asphyxiation, john, jane and paul are fish
i'm slow
thcbongman
01-13-2007, 03:05 PM
100% correct.
For some reason I can't rep you though....weird.
thcbongman
01-13-2007, 03:27 PM
Bastard rep system.
I'm spreading reps like prostitutes spreading clap and it still won't allow me to rep you billionfold!
Blahhhhhhh
Platinum Plus
01-13-2007, 04:37 PM
here try this one... it's pretty easy...
The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
Psycho4Bud
01-13-2007, 04:41 PM
and... another one (this one isn't for rep, just curious if anyone can get it)
What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Mississippi river?
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
le vallette
01-13-2007, 07:10 PM
and... another one (this one isn't for rep, just curious if anyone can get it)
What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
GEORGE BUSH IS BACKWARDS ANS STILL MOVING.:jointsmile:
Skink
01-13-2007, 08:19 PM
hourglass and a sundial...
to the grasp one, is it a bubble?
kindprincess
01-13-2007, 08:30 PM
and... another one (this one isn't for rep, just curious if anyone can get it)
What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
micheal jackson...
Skink
01-13-2007, 08:31 PM
micheal jackson...
ahhahahahahah!!!
Mista Sippi
01-13-2007, 08:33 PM
When is a door not a door?
when it's ajar.
THE DOOR'S AJAR?!!?!?
afghooey
01-13-2007, 09:18 PM
I can't believe no one guessed mine. :O I'll wait a little longer and then give the answer.
Skink
01-13-2007, 09:26 PM
Here's one I made up a while ago:
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
a thought???
afghooey
01-13-2007, 09:26 PM
Nope.
Skink
01-13-2007, 09:30 PM
Nope.
Oh well I'll sleep on it...
afghooey
01-13-2007, 09:36 PM
I'll give one more hint:
When you grasp it, it doesn't disappear. But it is no longer what it was.
I'll give one more hint:
When you grasp it, it doesn't disappear. But it is no longer what it was.
Shit?
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing. -Shit can be fosselised sp?
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers. shit's slippy
If you did grasp me, I would be no more. you'v changed the shape of the shit
What am I? shit?
cambam
01-13-2007, 09:44 PM
When is a door not a door?
when it's ajar.
THE DOOR'S AJAR?!!?!?
That is correct.
But do you know what goes up, but never comes down?
afghooey
01-13-2007, 09:46 PM
lololol. Sorry. You can grasp shit and it's still shit. Hell, you could make a fucking statue of david made of shit and it'd still just be shit. :)
Mista Sippi
01-13-2007, 09:50 PM
That is correct.
But do you know what goes up, but never comes down?
evaporation? either that or gas prices.
afghooey
01-13-2007, 09:52 PM
evaporation? either that or gas prices.
I was gonna say taxes. :stoned:
Mista Sippi
01-13-2007, 09:52 PM
afghooey is the answer to your riddle: A riddle?
kindprincess
01-13-2007, 09:52 PM
Here's one I made up a while ago:
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
energy.
kindprincess
01-13-2007, 09:53 PM
next...
Tokudai
01-13-2007, 09:53 PM
here try this one... it's pretty easy...
The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
A coffin
afghooey
01-13-2007, 09:55 PM
nope, nope.
It's not something as obscure as 'thought' or 'god' or 'a riddle'. It's quite literal.
Well, except that it's not 'literally' alive, o'course.
kindprincess: when you try to grasp energy, it doesn't slip through your fingers, and it's still energy. (everything is energy)
bobthenuker
01-13-2007, 10:00 PM
Here's one I made up a while ago:
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
Sand??:confused:
or WATER
its water isnt it :D
Mista Sippi
01-13-2007, 10:02 PM
snow?
afghooey
01-13-2007, 10:04 PM
when you grasp water, it's still water. :)
same with sand.
graph
01-13-2007, 10:05 PM
Fire.
Fire.
Is it fire?
afghooey
01-13-2007, 10:05 PM
Good guess with snow, but it doesn't slip through your fingers until after you grasp it, and by then it's already something else. ;)
Not fire either. ( though fire does kick ass )
Mista Sippi
01-13-2007, 10:06 PM
ooooh fire, good guess
Masta Stuff
01-13-2007, 10:07 PM
What object gets wet as it drys?
graph
01-13-2007, 10:08 PM
A towel. I win!
Mista Sippi
01-13-2007, 10:08 PM
What object gets wet as it drys?
a towel. don't forget to bring a towel!
afghooey
01-13-2007, 10:08 PM
What object gets wet as it drys?
a towel. :)
ahahaa.. damn, way too slow for that one.
Masta Stuff
01-13-2007, 10:08 PM
lol
Mista Sippi
01-13-2007, 10:08 PM
damn graph, you're too quick for me
graph
01-13-2007, 10:12 PM
That's what my ex-girlfriend used to say.
Is it wind?
afghooey
01-13-2007, 10:14 PM
Nope, not wind. That's a very good guess, though. This is something that you can see.
Skink
01-13-2007, 10:32 PM
air oxygen
afghooey
01-13-2007, 10:47 PM
something you can see, with the naked eye. ;)
Psycho4Bud
01-13-2007, 10:57 PM
Learn to read through the thread before posting.
Have a good one! :thumbsup:
And likewise you should untwist your panties before signing on.
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Skink
01-13-2007, 11:04 PM
algae
afghooey
01-13-2007, 11:05 PM
Nope, sorry...
Weren't you going to bed? ;)
Skink
01-13-2007, 11:10 PM
Nope, sorry...
Weren't you going to bed? ;)
That was last night...
afghooey
01-13-2007, 11:15 PM
doh. I slept all day, that's why i'm confused. my sleep schedule is completely ass backwards :upsidedow .
Skink
01-13-2007, 11:27 PM
doh. I slept all day, that's why i'm confused. my sleep schedule is completely ass backwards :upsidedow .
an ameba...
I slept the whole day too,,,it was like 4:55am when I dozed so it was today,,,LOLz...
afghooey
01-13-2007, 11:35 PM
hahaha... I crashed at like 8am.
how about some more hints...
It's something almost every person has seen at some point in their lives.
It can be used for transportation.
It can also kill you.
cambam
01-13-2007, 11:48 PM
hahaha... I crashed at like 8am.
how about some more hints...
It's something almost every person has seen at some point in their lives.
It can be used for transportation.
It can also kill you.
Before you said those clues, I was gunna say smoke, but I retract it.
The answer to my riddle, is Age.
Skink
01-13-2007, 11:55 PM
can't be water???
afghooey
01-14-2007, 12:02 AM
if you grasp water, it's still water. ;)
kindprincess
01-14-2007, 12:06 AM
grrrr, we friggin give already...
answer?
Krogith
01-14-2007, 12:08 AM
Here's one I made up a while ago:
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
Fossil? would crumble in fingers
afghooey
01-14-2007, 12:09 AM
Alright...
The answer is:
A river.
They live for millions of years.
If you try to grab a river, the water will slip through your fingers.
If you could grasp the river, the water would stop flowing and it would no longer be a river.
slipknotpsycho
01-14-2007, 12:27 AM
A hourglass has... a shitload of pieces. If you count the grains of sand. And a sundial... does nothing but let the sun hit it.
lol shit dude i'm sorry i mis-read the post where you actuallly said those two i thought you said a watch and a sundial and a watch and an hour glass, not hourglass and sundial
>.< "you must spread some reputation around before giving it to BillionFold again" i'll give it to you whenever it'll let me.
slipknotpsycho
01-14-2007, 12:29 AM
Alright...
The answer is:
A river.
They live for millions of years.
If you try to grab a river, the water will slip through your fingers.
If you could grasp the river, the water would stop flowing and it would no longer be a river.
:mad:
Skink
01-14-2007, 12:29 AM
lol shit dude i'm sorry i mis-read the post where you actuallly said those two i thought you said a watch and a sundial and a watch and an hour glass, not hourglass and sundial
>.< "you must spread some reputation around before giving it to BillionFold again" i'll give it to you whenever it'll let me.
it's a hourglass and sundial,,,I knew that one...
slipknotpsycho
01-14-2007, 12:31 AM
hourglass and a sundial...
sorry skink, BF got it an entire page back >,<
Skink
01-14-2007, 12:33 AM
Yup I see that ???
slipknotpsycho
01-14-2007, 12:38 AM
evaporation? either that or gas prices.
ahahha! good one
4gan2ja0
01-14-2007, 12:55 AM
thats a good one
wholapola
01-14-2007, 01:32 AM
This has been around for awhile, but for those who haven't go to www.google.com type in the word failure and click I'm feeling lucky-coincidence?
Shannon
01-14-2007, 01:39 AM
Helium
hahaha good guess
thcbongman
01-14-2007, 01:42 PM
Here's one.
The more there is the less you see? What is it?
slipknotpsycho
01-14-2007, 01:58 PM
cataracts? blindness? darkness?
kindprincess
01-14-2007, 02:04 PM
Here's one.
The more there is the less you see? What is it?
darkness
slipknotpsycho
01-14-2007, 02:05 PM
help from bush!
Wesley Pipes
01-14-2007, 02:06 PM
help from bush!
ahahahahahaha omg LMAO!
kindprincess
01-14-2007, 02:09 PM
how far can a dog run into the woods?
thcbongman
01-14-2007, 02:33 PM
help from bush!
LMAO.
Darkness is correct.
delusionsofNORMALity
01-14-2007, 02:37 PM
how far can a dog run into the woods?
half-way
TokinAsianGuy
01-14-2007, 02:45 PM
A simple one from me.
Some months have thirty days and some months have thirty-one days. How many months have twenty-eight days?
xxxhazexxx
01-14-2007, 04:00 PM
everyone has got 28 days ha,ha:)
xxxhazexxx
01-14-2007, 04:03 PM
what has an eye but can't see ?
xxxhazexxx
01-14-2007, 04:12 PM
cool dude:)
higher4hockey
01-14-2007, 04:15 PM
alive without breath,
as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking,
all in mail never clinking.
what am i ?
if you know where this is from, SHHH!!
TokinAsianGuy
01-14-2007, 05:03 PM
yeah, you guys got it right. :)
next one...
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
higher4hockey
01-14-2007, 05:07 PM
the maid, no mail on sunday
TokinAsianGuy
01-14-2007, 05:33 PM
excellent! when my friend told me that one it took me ages to figure it out.
bobthenuker
01-14-2007, 06:32 PM
alive without breath,
as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking,
all in mail never clinking.
what am i ?
if you know where this is from, SHHH!!
A fish!!!! :D
TokinAsianGuy
01-14-2007, 06:42 PM
alive without breath,
as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking,
all in mail never clinking.
what am i ?
if you know where this is from, SHHH!!
a vampire?
higher4hockey
01-14-2007, 07:05 PM
a box without hinges, key, or lid
yet inside , golden treasure is hid.
a fish is the right answer to the first one by the way.
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 01:19 AM
a box without hinges, key, or lid
yet inside , golden treasure is hid.
a fish is the right answer to the first one by the way.
that's a hard one..
BabySnookums
01-15-2007, 02:19 AM
a box without hinges, key, or lid
yet inside , golden treasure is hid.
not sure if i'm right or not...but an egg?
FreeVenice
01-15-2007, 02:34 AM
haha dude, i dunno about you but im gettin sick of people thinkin thats me all the time.. but haha, at least ur always here to answer for me :D
and to answer ur question, nah im not from the ghetto, my sig is from a rage song
oh and yeah, the lyrics i just posted about metors n shit is tool
Bro really??? That sucks that you don't know this.
That was a cover song that Rage did. . . I'm not even going to say who it really is. You need to look it up.
BlueCat
01-15-2007, 02:34 AM
HAHAHAHA this is a great thread some of the guesses are better than the answers...
Ok you probably know this one...
A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this be?
FreeVenice
01-15-2007, 02:40 AM
HAHAHAHA this is a great thread some of the guesses are better than the answers...
Ok you probably know this one...
A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this be?
I suck at riddles. . . he is the adopted son of a gay couple? Why wouldn't you want to save your son? The Father in the crash was a Priest?
bobthenuker
01-15-2007, 02:50 AM
HAHAHAHA this is a great thread some of the guesses are better than the answers...
Ok you probably know this one...
A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this be?
The surgeon is the boy's mother.
I win! :D
higher4hockey
01-15-2007, 02:51 AM
not sure if i'm right or not...but an egg?
SCORE!! you're right, an egg.
FreeVenice
01-15-2007, 02:52 AM
The surgeon is the boy's mother.
I win! :D
Damn, I'm stupid.:confused:
BlueCat
01-15-2007, 02:54 AM
The surgeon is the boy's mother.
I win! :D
Good job!
higher4hockey
01-15-2007, 02:54 AM
voiceless it cries
wingless flutters
toothless bites
mouthless mutters.
what am i ?
BlueCat
01-15-2007, 02:56 AM
Damn, I'm stupid.:confused:
No you're not you are just conditioned to think women aren't doctors :)
FreeVenice
01-15-2007, 03:00 AM
No you're not you are just conditioned to think women aren't doctors :)
lol I guess, my Doc is a woman though, shes kinda hot too. I'm just lame. . .
BlueCat
01-15-2007, 03:19 AM
voiceless it cries
wingless flutters
toothless bites
mouthless mutters.
what am i ?
Somebody reads the Hobbit :)
shh.3kingz
01-15-2007, 03:19 AM
voiceless it cries
wingless flutters
toothless bites
mouthless mutters.
what am i ?
A baby who has been exposed to way too much radiation?
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I'll edit this part when I remember a riddle :-P
higher4hockey
01-15-2007, 03:24 AM
Somebody reads the Hobbit :)
i wondered how long it would take for someone to recognize these...:D
higher4hockey
01-15-2007, 03:29 AM
i love riddles....and since my last one was found out, here goes
what travels the world but stays in a corner?
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 03:39 AM
a stamp.
partyguy420
01-15-2007, 03:43 AM
Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts. What are they?
i dont know if this one has been answered corectly but... anolog and digital clocks/watches?
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 03:47 AM
nah lol it's been answered, it was a sundial and an hour glass... >.< i still can't give BF his rep tho..
higher4hockey
01-15-2007, 03:57 AM
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 04:01 AM
he was walking!
higher4hockey
01-15-2007, 04:03 AM
man im gettin owned....
slipknot, got anymore??
partyguy420
01-15-2007, 04:11 AM
what green with a mixture of red though usaly orange.... and it some times looks like there may be a mixture of glass particals..
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 04:12 AM
man im gettin owned....
slipknot, got anymore??
lol i usually suck at figuring out riddles but for some reason these are just 'clicking'
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 04:14 AM
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
Eight To Spare
I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one. I'm not a number. What am I?
If you have me you want to share me. If you share me you won't have me. What am I?
afghooey
01-15-2007, 04:42 AM
If you have me you want to share me. If you share me you won't have me. What am I?
uh. Weed? :stoned:
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 05:20 AM
nup. couldn't be weed or a thousand things similar cuz if you share it, you still have a part of it.
420ultimatesmokage
01-15-2007, 08:30 AM
its the beginning of eternity
the end of outer space
the beginning of every end
and the end of every place
what is it?
Skink
01-15-2007, 08:32 AM
the planet Vulcan???
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 10:29 AM
the letter e
Abattoir Dream
01-15-2007, 11:27 AM
that river riddle was shit... i thought it was gonna be something cool....
rivers are shit...
kindprincess
01-15-2007, 12:35 PM
half-way
damn.... yep, yer gettin some rep...
TokinAsianGuy
01-15-2007, 02:30 PM
the planet Vulcan???
hahaha!
higher4hockey
01-15-2007, 04:09 PM
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
Eight To Spare
I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one. I'm not a number. What am I?
If you have me you want to share me. If you share me you won't have me. What am I?
1. a shadow
2. a cat
3. a secret
Verde Es Dios
01-15-2007, 06:58 PM
I know this part of the thread is way gone but L.I.P. it could be a zebra on her period. And to the Rage song... thats NWA.
bobthenuker
01-15-2007, 07:03 PM
simple riddle. 5 emos are in a room, 1 of them kills himself. why? ...besides the obvious reason he's emo.
420ultimatesmokage
01-15-2007, 09:08 PM
heres one i heard a long time ago .a man takes a picture of someone with a wooden leg in kansas, why is this not possible.
nikweiser
01-15-2007, 09:13 PM
because there is no trees
slipknotpsycho
01-15-2007, 10:00 PM
1. a shadow
2. a cat
3. a secret
yeah.... :confused: you cheated didn't you! :p
higher4hockey
01-15-2007, 10:07 PM
heres one i heard a long time ago .a man takes a picture of someone with a wooden leg in kansas, why is this not possible.
you need a camera, not a wooden leg.
slipknot, i've heard those before ;)
FreeVenice
01-18-2007, 05:54 AM
And to the Rage song... thats NWA.
Thank You. . .
F.Y.I. (for everyone) Rage's last album was all covers, although that song wasn't on it. . .Why listen to music if you don't even know what you are listening to?
FreeVenice
01-18-2007, 05:56 AM
Slipknot u rule. . .
I think the band lost there touch though.
slipknotpsycho
01-18-2007, 06:14 AM
the bands gone now.. they broke up... and personally, i liked their third album alot... it was smoother, and more mellow/calm without losing that rock edge... it was a good album but everyone dogs them becasue it's not the original style they started from... i mean just picture you heard that album before you knew any of their other work... if anything they got 'better'... i still love both the self titled and iowa better.. (i wasn't too much for mate feed kill repeat) but it was a good album.. just a completely diffrent sytle... everyone was expecting the usual and they tried something new.
FreeVenice
01-20-2007, 05:24 PM
the bands gone now.. they broke up... and personally, i liked their third album alot... it was smoother, and more mellow/calm without losing that rock edge... it was a good album but everyone dogs them becasue it's not the original style they started from... i mean just picture you heard that album before you knew any of their other work... if anything they got 'better'... i still love both the self titled and iowa better.. (i wasn't too much for mate feed kill repeat) but it was a good album.. just a completely diffrent sytle... everyone was expecting the usual and they tried something new.
If I would of heard the 3rd album first I would not of liked the band. what they got going on in the first album is what they should of stuck with. They were sick in concert but I don't know. I'm only a real fan of the first album. In my opinion, they got all gay half way through the making of Iowa. . . and in my opinion, the music that they make should always reflect what people liked about them in the first place. They didn't hold up there end of the bargan in my eyes. . . . Man, have you heard that "looking at you through the glass" song? Its terrible. . . But if you like it, it's your choice. . .
higher4hockey
01-20-2007, 08:36 PM
im stumped on the emo one....is that a joke, or a riddle ?
and whats the answer.
graph
01-20-2007, 10:19 PM
F.Y.I. (for everyone) Rage's last album was all covers, although that song wasn't on it. . .Why listen to music if you don't even know what you are listening to?
Why not? Will the music police arrest me?
Two coins equal fifty five cents. One's not a nickel. What are the coins?
Skink
01-20-2007, 10:27 PM
Why not? Will the music police arrest me?
Two coins equal fifty five cents. One's not a nickel. What are the coins?
One is not a nickel cause it's a half dollor,,,LOLz...
Skink
01-20-2007, 10:51 PM
I have two cats in my room,as a rule one smells funky while the other smells clean and fresh like a daisy... I am sitting here and they both stink,,,they are indoor catz that never go out...
What happen???
higher4hockey
01-20-2007, 11:49 PM
two stinky pussies, eep !! :eek:
you farted!~
slipknotpsycho
01-20-2007, 11:57 PM
I have two cats in my room,as a rule one smells funky while the other smells clean and fresh like a daisy... I am sitting here and they both stink,,,they are indoor catz that never go out...
What happen???
they fucked.
Skink
01-21-2007, 12:00 AM
two stinky pussies, eep !! :eek:
you farted!~
Yep,,,one farted...
the yeag
01-22-2007, 04:29 AM
juicyfruit..damn i hoped they locked your thieving ass up
shh.3kingz
02-04-2007, 09:33 AM
What do you call the 2007 SuperBowl?
(this ones for Skink)
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Got it yet?
A win for the colts :-)
dopefiend
02-04-2007, 04:51 PM
Why not? Will the music police arrest me?
Two coins equal fifty five cents. One's not a nickel. What are the coins?
a half dollar and a nickel, because ONE isn't a nickel but the other is
hisbiggness36
02-04-2007, 07:13 PM
What's black and white and red all over...
This ones shit, i bet the next person to post gets it.
a newspaper
sneakybastard
02-08-2007, 06:48 PM
What's black and white and red all over...
This ones shit, i bet the next person to post gets it.
is it a zebra with a sunburn?:silly:
EmoRebellion
02-08-2007, 07:11 PM
:stoned:
What's black and white and red all over...
This ones shit, i bet the next person to post gets it.
Your mom after I got finished with her last night?
Everyone was answering this one, so i figured i would give it a try..
PaRanOiD81
09-18-2007, 04:10 AM
a bump in the night
Blitzed
09-18-2007, 04:44 AM
Well i guess since jackasses have been bumping up old threads lately i figured this couldnt hurt.
I can live for millions of years, but I am constantly changing.
When you try to grasp me, I slip through your fingers.
If you did grasp me, I would be no more.
What am I?
Couldnt that also be a dream, dreams can last for a long time, such as like flying maybe, but things change it ya know, like new technology. When you try to grasp it, it can metaphorically slip through your fingers, cause you didnt achieve it, but then when you do grasp it, its not a dream anymore, but a reality..?
PaRanOiD81
09-18-2007, 05:09 AM
Well i guess since jackasses have been bumping up old threads lately i figured this couldnt hurt.
Couldnt that also be a dream, dreams can last for a long time, such as like flying maybe, but things change it ya know, like new technology. When you try to grasp it, it can metaphorically slip through your fingers, cause you didnt achieve it, but then when you do grasp it, its not a dream anymore, but a reality..?
Dude, I hate to tell you this, I think you broke rule #9 :( sorry
L Rag
09-18-2007, 05:54 AM
no cheating! whoever gets it first will get rep. points.
what can you put in a barrel, that you can't see, that will make it lighter.
good luck.
Wait up. Wtf. How can u not see a hole?
slipknotpsycho
09-18-2007, 06:01 AM
Wait up. Wtf. How can u not see a hole?
you can't see a hole... a hole is the absence of material.....
PaRanOiD81
09-19-2007, 12:20 AM
this should be the OFFICIAL riddle thread, we had some good ones here :)
ghosty
09-19-2007, 02:02 AM
Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts. What are they?
A brain and a computer
L Rag
09-19-2007, 09:10 AM
you can't see a hole... a hole is the absence of material.....
Man I can see a hole, its at the bottom of my bowl.
PaRanOiD81
10-22-2007, 04:23 PM
had that same problem last night.
Got a good one for you guys
I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?
slipknotpsycho
10-22-2007, 06:50 PM
C A R P E T
isn't that hard if you just use deductive logic
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