My uncle is a nazi...

[IplayWoW]

Ok, so I'm sitting in my room watching T.V. last night and somebody calls. I pick up the phone after one ring and it was a wrong number. My uncle comes down stairs and gets all pissed off and accuses me of setting up a deal to buy some bud. I tell him it was a wrong number and he says "you never pick up the phone, why would you do it now? and you did it on the first ring so that tells me you're trying to hide somthing." I'm just like yeah ok w/e. Then, becuase I wouldn't admit to making a drug deal he says "im taking your computer and all your electronics, we'll see whos the adult and whos the child." At this point I almost started laughing at the irony. I just got my stuff back. Wtf is his problem? I told them that I smoke weed and shit. Now all he does is try to catch me doing it or buying it.

[AlwaysBlazed]

Wow that lame, tell him he can call the # back.

[DemoCommando]

Beat him up.
Seriously, he wants to be a child? Beat him.
Dave

[Pshamous]

you should have been like "yeah im buying like 20 pounds of the shit, you want some"?

[IplayWoW]

lol, i'll try that next time ;)

[AlwaysBlazed]

Yeah when my parents question me I just joke about it and they can't tell if im serious or not. Like "what smells?" "oh I just smoked like 10 grams to the face"

[YahtzeeG]

damn i thought he was an actual nazi LOL

[fastforyou84]

Yeah when my parents question me I just joke about it and they can't tell if im serious or not. Like "what smells?" "oh I just smoked like 10 grams to the face"

lol I used to do the same kind of stuff

[RyanTheCaveman]

Yeh i thought he was a real nazi...then again hes your uncle so he would have to be a pretty old nazi.

anyways i hate when people do that.

[greendove]

That sucks, man. Sounds like your uncle needs to start smoking and lighten up.

[Matt the Funk]

I was hoping to hear a funny story about nazi's....

[Samwhore]

I was hoping to hear a funny story about nazi's....


yeah, me too, i thought at least when he came and asked you who called he was going to march to you with his hand in the air

[slipknotpsycho]

then go ahead and light up in his face... he's obviously waiting to catch you for some reason... and he will eventually, might as well get it over with. light up right in his face and say "ok you've been waiting so long to catch me, so what are you gonna do?" atleast, that's what i would seriously do.

[GosTo]

damn i thought he was an actual nazi LOL

Hah

[pixel]

let him catch you a few more times and hell get lax about it

[intrepidus6]

Yeah when my parents question me I just joke about it and they can't tell if im serious or not. Like "what smells?" "oh I just smoked like 10 grams to the face"

Haha, I do that too!

[KottonMouthKid]

until the last bit of the story, i thought that it was gunna be like your uncle had some hardcore nazi operation happening that he didnt want you to hear about or soemthing

[IplayWoW]

let him catch you a few more times and hell get lax about it

Yeah, except whenever he catches me he throws all my bud away. Last time I only smoke a .6g joint out of an 8th and he threw the rest away. His excuse for not letting me do it is "you're not an adult." I don't get it, I have a job, I get A's and B's in school and I do shit around the house all the time. He's 37, doesn't have a job, and does jack-shit around the house other than play Call of Duty 3 and try to catch me smoking. Who sounds more like the adult? Also, when I first told him I smoke he's like "I don't have a problem with marijuana, I don't even consider it a drug.". But last night he said "It's my house and my rules." and then I said "you said you don't have a problem with it and you don't even think of it as a drug." and he says "it doesn't matter what I think.". I'm thinking, well if it's your house and your rules, I think it does matter what you think you fucking lazy ass cunt. Honestly, I have lost sooo much respect for him, and atm I feel he needs to have some big black guy rape him in the ass.

[slipknotpsycho]

Yeah, except whenever he catches me he throws all my bud away. Last time I only smoke a .6g joint out of an 8th and he threw the rest away. His excuse for not letting me do it is "you're not an adult." I don't get it, I have a job, I get A's and B's in school and I do shit around the house all the time. He's 37, doesn't have a job, and does jack-shit around the house other than play Call of Duty 3 and try to catch me smoking. Who sounds more like the adult? Also, when I first told him I smoke he's like "I don't have a problem with marijuana, I don't even consider it a drug.". But last night he said "It's my house and my rules." and then I said "you said you don't have a problem with it and you don't even think of it as a drug." and he says "it doesn't matter what I think.". I'm thinking, well if it's your house and your rules, I think it does matter what you think you fucking lazy ass cunt. Honestly, I have lost sooo much respect for him, and atm I feel he needs to have some big black guy rape him in the ass.

have you tried pointing that out to him yet?

[napolitana869]

until the last bit of the story, i thought that it was gunna be like your uncle had some hardcore nazi operation happening that he didnt want you to hear about or soemthing

me too man. I thought the phone call was going to be one of his nazi friends calling to do bad stuff and he was angry that his plans were out in the open. I'm kind of disapointed

[IplayWoW]

Yeah, but he's a stubborn fuck. Regardless of how ridiculous the stuff he says sounds, he's *always right* and you can't change his mind. I just need to turn 18 and leave this camp... My aunt is reasonable and doesn't have a problem with me doing it. Another reason of his is "it's illegal." I'm like, so what? Just because something is illegal doesn't mean it's harmful/wrong. Just like because something is legal doesn't mean it's safe/right, take slavery...

[pixel]

Yeah, except whenever he catches me he throws all my bud away. Last time I only smoke a .6g joint out of an 8th and he threw the rest away. His excuse for not letting me do it is "you're not an adult." I don't get it, I have a job, I get A's and B's in school and I do shit around the house all the time. He's 37, doesn't have a job, and does jack-shit around the house other than play Call of Duty 3 and try to catch me smoking. Who sounds more like the adult? Also, when I first told him I smoke he's like "I don't have a problem with marijuana, I don't even consider it a drug.". But last night he said "It's my house and my rules." and then I said "you said you don't have a problem with it and you don't even think of it as a drug." and he says "it doesn't matter what I think.". I'm thinking, well if it's your house and your rules, I think it does matter what you think you fucking lazy ass cunt. Honestly, I have lost sooo much respect for him, and atm I feel he needs to have some big black guy rape him in the ass.

to be honest ive had pieces and bags flushed lots of times but my parents eventually just stopped... it takes time for them to realize that it's really not affecting their sons life in a bad way (takes different amnts of time for every parent but it happens im tellin you) and they start to become more laid back to it, never telling you its ok to do but living with it fine and not touching your shit anymore. happened to mine and 2 of my friends and my cousins. ive heard a lotta stories like it too im sure someone here could share.

and im not sure where youre from but slavery is very illegal in the western world, most of europe, oceania..

[Abattoir Dream]

just say, next time, 'hey, wtfs ur problem? r u a fuckin nazi or somefin?'

lol u never know he mite take out his contact lens's and take of his wig, to reveal a blue eyed blonde haired nazi monster!!!

doubtfull tho...

[Skrappie]

i thought this was going to be a story about finding some nazi or other hate related stuff at your uncles.

If he knows you smoke, and you're not going to stop, I guess he'll get used to you toking, or you'll get used to him freaking out.

[IplayWoW]

Yeah, it's illegal now, but it wasn't at one point in time. And just because it was, doesn't mean it was right, 'sall I was saying.

[Platinum Plus]

Yea i expected a picture of hitler or something
You're uncle needs a spliff of his own
try and get him buzzed maybe he'll relax abit
i'm always tellin my mom she's gonna blaze a spliff with me one day :)
and you're uncle well he's kinda like the soup nazi in a way Lmao...
"No Doob For You!" Haha

[teknonra]

i thought you'd found his uniform 'an medals in the loft or summat, or maybe saw a picture of him at a hitler youth outing holding gobbels by the hand ( hard to do eh?) or maybe he's hitler? ask him what his first name is, if it's adolf....run away.
'spect i would have known who he was strait off, hitler used to fart alot when on stage. one whiff and it would be: OY!! HITLER YOU DIRTY BATHPLUG WHATS THAT SMELL!!!!

[fastforyou84]

I must be the only one who thought "what did his uncle do now" lol I remember his previous threads

[SmokingPlatypus]

Your uncle sounds like a fucking twat. I hate to be the devil's advocate here... but it's his house, and it's his rules. How is he able to afford a house/apartment if he doesn't work? Why are you living with him? Is there any way that you could move in with your Aunt, who seems to be actually sensible? If you have a job, I'd save up money so that when you turn 18 you can get an apartment and move away from the grips of your 40-year-old kid Uncle. Seems to me that he's probably jealous of the fact that you are, in fact, more mature than he is.

Btw, I play WoW too. UD priest named Xadriic and Troll rogue named Adzeire on Burning Legion. :D

[IplayWoW]

Well, I live with my aunt and uncle. My aunt is by blood and my uncle is by marriage. It's fine if he wants to be a fucking deutsch, I'm planning on getting a 8th or quarter tonight or tomorrow. The past 4 times I have smoked, they haven't noticed so I'm sure I can get away with it. But, just in case, I'm going to roll it all up into nice joints, leaving maybe .5g left in the baggy. That way if I get caught I just bring him the .5g and say it was a dime bag, he's happy and I get to keep my joints with most of my weed. Anyways, I think I should have a say in this. I pay for my insurance on my car and I pay them ~$200/month to help with bills(varies depending on how much my checks are). If I get in trouble for smoking again, I'll just tell him I help pay for shit so I should have a say in this, and if I don't, I'll stop paying shit to them.

[IplayWoW]

Oh yeah, I have a 60 UD Rogue named Dragoth, 60 UD mage named Niche on Smolderthorn and a 60 UD Priest named Kinra on Blackwing Lair.

[IplayWoW]

Yeah, that would result in losing my car, computer, ps2, Wii, and xbox360, which I bought it all myself :(

[Shannon]

hahah, he sounds like my mother, always getting her panties in a bunch over shit thats not happening

[mfitzp]

this is how me and my mate convinced our olds that weed is gooooood slip some into there tea they experiance the high they understand ;)

[mfitzp]

and damnnnnnnn shannon HOT! lol (your avater)

[Canadien.]

YOU BOUGHT IT ALL YOURSELF??? The second his hand came near my things, a foot would be closing in on his ass.

[IplayWoW]

Yeah, slipping some into somthing I cook and offering it to him would prolly work. Then again... he could get super fucking pissed and kick me out of the house :\, which for the time being doesn't seem like too bad of an idea :smokin:.

[Antihero867]

Yeah when my parents question me I just joke about it and they can't tell if im serious or not. Like "what smells?" "oh I just smoked like 10 grams to the face"

Hahahaha thats awsome. If i did that shit my mom would send my to rehab.

[SmokingPlatypus]

Oh yeah, I have a 60 UD Rogue named Dragoth, 60 UD mage named Niche on Smolderthorn and a 60 UD Priest named Kinra on Blackwing Lair.

I'm about to get a druid and a hunter on alliance side of Ysondre.. they have full rank 13 sets, pretty nice. :D

[smok3y]

damn i thought he was an actual nazi LOL

Lol so did I... :D

Just tell your uncle to mind his own biz.. Or could just say that your setting up big massive deals and keep windin him up...