I'm smoke so much weed that....

[TheFatKid]

...whenever i shit, smoke comes out of my ass.
(that was really corny)



But add some more!

[ToDrunkToFish]

Shouldnt it be I've smoked so much weed that...?

You go through 2, 5 pack swisher sweet blunt wraps. In one day.

[benagain]

You've Smoked So Much Weed That.....You look down and notice that not only is all the potatoe chips gone, but you're started eating through the couch cushon.

[AlwaysBlazed]

dudes, sometimes I burp like 10 min after I smoked and smoke comes out and it reeks lol

[JR77]

You've Smoked So Much Weed That.....You look down and notice that not only is all the potatoe chips gone, but you're started eating through the couch cushon.

hahahahahahahahahaha - me too.

I've smoked so much weed that I am actually a walking pot leaf. :D :D

[AlwaysBlazed]

hahahahahahahahahaha - me too.

I've smoked so much weed that I am actually a walking pot leaf. :D :D

Hah, I've said that before. :stoned::stoned::stoned:

[Bong30]

I smoke so much weed that if i get a cut...resign runs out.


I smoke so much weed my wife thought i lost my hand and had a bong put in its place.


I smoke so much weed it looks like my eyes are about to bleed....

I could go on for hours....

[TheFatKid]

I've smoked so much weed that I forgot to put proper grammar in the title, and I also forgot the line I was going to put in the first post when I was making it.

[Bong30]

I smoke so much weed i dont care about grammer....(while posting atleast)

[benagain]

I've smoked so much weed that I've been watching TV for an hour and just realized it's muted.

[benagain]

And I've aparently dropped the remote into the nexus of time..

[teknonra]

i smoke so much weed i've grown breasts!!!

[benagain]

Smoked so much that my fingers smell like weed and I chain smoke cigs.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I've smoked so much weed that I've been watching TV for an hour and just realized it's muted.

rofl
that kinda thing would happen to me really :D

and I smoke so much weed that when i clicked on the tread i actually thought the guy really got smoke coming out of his ass when he pooped and was asking for help.

[BizzleLuvin]

let the cheesiness begin
i smoke so much weed that:
when I vacuum my couch, i can smoke the air filter and get high
my lighter flicking finger is the strongest muscle in my body
my dog drinks the bong water
i have my dealer on speed dial

[Cautios]

I smoke so much weed that when I don't smoke I get high.

[LazySmoking420]

fuck yeah...man!!! rock on!!!

[Samwhore]

i smoked so much weed i got up to go to the kitchen, but my body was still on the couch

[Markass]

I smoke so much weed, I'm normal :greenthumb:

[Pipe Dreams]

Dude man My pits smell like WEED. Sometimes when I sweat it smells like weed.

[slipknotpsycho]

i've smoked so much weed that my sweat is 98% THC

[Pipe Dreams]

i've smoked so much weed that my sweat is 98% THC

Well Ive smoked so much weed that if you were to eat me you would overdose on THC.

[Samwhore]

Well Ive smoked so much weed that if you were to eat me you would overdose on THC.

get your torch and pick forks! ;)

[slipknotpsycho]

well then bring your ass over here cuz i've always wanted to OD on thc...

[slipknotpsycho]

and i can beat you!

i've smoked so much weed that anytime i walk into a building EVERYONE gets super-stoned.

[Pipe Dreams]

and i can beat you!

i've smoked so much weed that anytime i walk into a building EVERYONE gets super-stoned.

Boy I smoke so much weed all I gotta do is THINK about you and I can get you stoned!

EDIT: haha new page fools.

[Samwhore]

Boy I smoke so much weed all I gotta do is THINK about you and I can get you stoned!

think about me, please please!:o

[Pipe Dreams]

think about me, please please!:o


....No...
>. >

[Samwhore]

....No...
>. >


<\3

[slipknotpsycho]

puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee *takes breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *takes another breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze...???
i haven't had weed in well over a month now :o :o :o :o :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying

[Pipe Dreams]

puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee *takes breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *takes another breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze...???
i haven't had weed in well over a month now :o :o :o :o :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying


Youre doing good, I wouldnt want to break your fast.

[slipknotpsycho]

it's not a fast!!!!!! it's because i can't get it! what kinda stoner are you! you're just mean :sadcrying

[Samwhore]

i what kinda stoner are you!


a ganj-hog

[Pipe Dreams]

Fine.. *thinks of Samwhore and Slipknot*


Anything happen yet?

[Samwhore]

Fine.. *thinks of Samwhore and Slipknot*


Anything happen yet?


:jointsmile::rastasmoke::rasta::stoned::smokin:

thanks;)

[slipknotpsycho]

*kicks ground* no.... *pouts*

hey! you're lying! you can't just think of getting someone high and they do!!!! haha i still win.

[Pipe Dreams]

Well..

You go to hell.



:D

[MastaChronic]

i smoke so much weed i can sell my turds and people wouldnt know the difference.
i smoke in my sleep.
i smoke so much weed, you leave an ounce out for even a minute and its already toked.
i smoke so much weed, i can ninja stab some muthafucka 67 times and be three blocks away before the he feel it.
i smoke so much weed, when i die my homies could sell my lungs.
i smoke so much weed even the kotton mouth kings are jealous.
i smoke so much weed you could smell me from 3 states away.

[cannabis=freedom]

i smoke so much weed i can toke underwater

[Matt the Funk]

I've smoked so much weed
I could make a living selling all my home made pieces
I could buy a Honda Civic with all the money I have spent on weed.
I could buy a house with all the money I've spent on munchie food.

[JeenYuss]

i shit nugs, bleed resin, piss bong water, literally have small plants growing out of my ears, my scabs fall off an turn ta seeds, cant go ta skool cuz my breath is permanant dank smell, my tears come out green, eyes have no white left... whatsoever... they were naturally brown but turned green, i have crystals collecting under my nails, and you could press my boogers into keif... oh yeah an if i lace a cigarette with one of my hairs people mistake it for a J

but in all seriousness i smoked so much weed that i smoked myself sober an then high again so many times i can no longer tell the difference... so now i save money:D its just like switching to geico

[lil josh]

i smoke so much weed im a member on a cannabis website....lol thats bad enough.

[FreeVenice]

here some cheezy ones:
-I smoke so much weed I feel high before I light the J.

-I smoke so much weed they film slasher movies in my smoke:blueknife:

-I smoke so much weed jesus came back to the world, bought a sak off me and left.:abduct:

-I smoke so much weed I hot-boxed the Sistine chapel...:greenthumb:

[FreeVenice]

-I smoke so much weed that the dust bunnies in my fan look like hash.:stoned:

[Oh F Yeah]

I've smoked so much weed....everyone thinks I'm retarded.

OMG! Maybe I am!

[partyguy420]

ive smoked so much weed... the last time i cut my hair, they sent it to a lab... and they thought i was a 100 years old because of how long it was...

ive smoked so much weed... you can sell my spit as pure liquid THC...

ive smoked so much.. that theres pot plants growing were i just threw my seeds...

ive smoked so much... that damn it... i forgot what i was going to say...

i smoke so much, that my pipes are clogged after 2 hits...

i smoke so much, i loose a pound of weed...IN MY POCKETS

i dont know...

[Skink]

I smoked so much I saw god... Beam me up scotty,,,this place sux...

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I've smoked so much weed, that i thought i knew the meaning of life, but in reality, it made no sense at all!:p

Man, can't tell you how many times that has happened! hehe:smokin:

LOL fuck yeah man! alwayz do that :D

[smok3y]

I smoke so much weed that.... when I fart smoke rings come out...

All i could think of.. rubbish eh...lol

[Abattoir Dream]

i smoke so much my lungs over-flow occasionally...

causing me to secrete a marmite-like substance when i lean forward...

so dont let me kneel down and pet your cat...

[Phire210]

You know you smoke a lot of weed when you have a callus on the side of your thumb from sparking a lighter

Guilty... :jointsmile: