Every Stoner Should Know...

[couch-potato]

How to drive with their knees (think about it).

How to make a pipe, bong, gravity bong, and a waterfall bong from common household items.

To never baby-sit.


Add your own!

[Purple Banana]

To get a job that pays just enough for the least amount of work, with no drug tests.

My dad drives with his knees, but that's cause he eats Wendys while driving. He's really good.

[MastaChronic]

every stoner should:

be able distinguish brick from chron

know how to roll joints pretty good

know their rights

know how to bake magic brownies


To get a job that pays just enough for the least amount of work, with no drug tests.

My dad drives with his knees, but that's cause he eats Wendys while driving. He's really good.

if he could drive with is knees, whats holding the gas pedal down?
does he use just one knee or somethin?

[LuckyNiner]

Great idea for a thread.

Every stoner should know:

- How to deal with police.

- The way to corner a bowl so someone else can get a green hit.

- Prices in your area.

- How to attempt to distinguish fine chronic from schwag. You never really
know until you smoke it, but you can definitely make some distinctions if you know your weed.

- How to discreetly conduct a buy.

- NOT TO SPILL THE BONG, BREAK THE PIPE, OR SLOBBER ON THE BLUNT/JOINT!!!

that's all I have for now...looking forward to reading others'.

[hex.shaman]

Great idea for a thread.

Every stoner should know:

- The way to corner a bowl so someone else can get a green hit.


That's a damn good one! I try to do it most of the time but peeps I smoke with suck and torch the whole thing all the time. I think I'm going to have to stop and that's a shame!

- How to actually inhale

- Be able to estimate weight of bud pretty well.

that's all I got.

[ipodguy]

all the secrets of raping others at online games

[modest moon]

-how to drive properly if stoned
-how to stop a j from canoeing
-how to make the perfect playlist of tunes
-how to groove

[LuckyNiner]

-Not have one sided opinions on marijuana.
-Not do stupid things and get in trouble, only to blame the cops/teachers/parents.

Yes.

In short, don't be the negative stoner stereotype. Couldn't agree more.

Give stoners a good name.

[coledog855]

-must have an excellent hiding place

-must own at least one tiedye shirt or classic band shirt

-must know how to make a smoking device out of a food

-must be able to name at least 5 items on the wedny's dollar menu

[nikweiser]

-Fast food munchies are the worst kind.
-Must NOT have to make a smoking device out of food.
-Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.
-Must be able to play one instrument moderately to expertly well.

wendys has nasty fuckin chicken


anyways..

-hit it 2 times
-pass to the left

[Inferius]

What do you play billion?

I really cant think of anything of value to contribute to this thread.
Imo, every stoner needs to know three things.
-How to get weed.
-How to smoke weed.
-How to enjoy being stoned.

The rest are just silly ideals..

[ValkyrieAg]

-Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.

I could give you 10 reasons.

[couch-potato]

- Have a grin on their face whenever the look at a clock and its 4:20

[Skink]

the url to this site...

[JR77]

A truly good stoner knows how to act straight when appropriate but still be totally blazed. I feel I have perfected this!!!!

[benagain]

To know every place that sells rolling papers in your county and all head shops in bordering counties.

Every back road and possbile route in your neighboorhood.

Who on your street is a cop.

How to pass a drug test.

All for now. More maybe later

[teknonra]

more things you gotta know:-

use the thinnest skins you can find.
use ice to remove thc.
grader's perks are the best!!
sleep on squidgy.
rise on green.
pay your man when you say you will.
use a charcoal filter.
keep your growroom secret( from everyone!!)
keep going to the dam.

[benagain]

Where to find scales cheap and fast.

The cheapest place to buy visine.

The ninja-like ability to hide everything incriminating within view in under 3 seconds when someone knocks on the door.

[Ibu Jari]

-Fast food munchies are the worst kind.
-Must NOT have to make a smoking device out of food.
-Must be able to list 5 reasons why Wendy's sucks.
-Must be able to play one instrument moderately to expertly well.

Word!

-Fast food sucks. I bake when I'm baked. I can't wait for a bigger kitchen, so I can make better munchies! We also adore the simple things. Apples have never tasted so good.
- Have made the apple pipe, used it once. It's great if your desperate. So, basically don't be that desperate, get a sturdy pipe or always know how to roll.
- Wendys sucks - they don't salt their nasty fries. The fries are nasty. The burgers are paper thin. And they're always warm. Oh, and we musn't forget how gross the chicken is.
- Searching for a new tuning device for my violin.



Lets see the ones I suggest:

Know how to lightly take a first hit off a new pipe or bong as to actually SMOKE the weed you've stuffed into your bowl. No sense in choking on it and not getting anything.
Always keep glass appoxy handy incase you break your glass.
Screens are your friend.
Growing can be cheaper than buying.

[JR77]

Here's one I just thought of: A good stoner can tell you how much bud is there without a scale!!!!

[benagain]

Here's one I just thought of: A good stoner can tell you how much bud is there without a scale!!!!


True.

another if not allready mentioned would be

Having the ability to sniff out everyone you've ever worked with that smokes and get high with them.

At least a few clever 'recipes' to make munchies about of nearly no food.

[BigHyphyD]

I don't think every stoner should know how to roll a joint/blunt.


For many years, I would just sit back and let my buddies roll them up, and just chill, and smoke.

[Skink]

that you can't hide the fact that you smoke from your mother...

[hello3pat]

I don't think every stoner should know how to roll a joint/blunt.


For many years, I would just sit back and let my buddies roll them up, and just chill, and smoke.

I use a roller


-How to pass the joint/bowl/bong/blunt and then tell a story

[Ibu Jari]

I don't think every stoner should know how to roll a joint/blunt.


For many years, I would just sit back and let my buddies roll them up, and just chill, and smoke.


What about when you just wanna chill, smoke and be alone? Did you ask them to roll it?

I prefer my machine, but I can still roll when I'm with out it.

[darkside]

whats with all the wendys hating. id take wendy's anyday over mcnasty's or burger king. their spicy chicken sandwiches are delicious.

[Ibu Jari]

mcnasty ROTF

I just don't like any fast food. Ew. But since Wendy's was mentioned, and I used to like it, ya know like 10 yrs ago when I was in high school.

[RyanTheCaveman]

What weed is...
and that marijuana isn't as bad as you think.

[BizzleLuvin]

-at least three uses for hemp
-you cant get high from a hemp wallet
-that dro and k.b. are not strains
-that aluminum foil, while insanely useful, isnt good for smoing out of
-how to light a bowl with matches
-at least one song by Bob Marley
-how to properly execute a bong stand, waterfall, and gravity bong
-when its time to clean your glass
-where thier lighter (or a friend's) is
-when youre blazed and when you're FUBAR
-where the nearest munchies are
-how to prevent a joint/blunt from canoeing
-the chill places to toke
-how to roll a joint
-what bong water smells like
-at least two people to score bud from
-the difference between shwag, mids, and k.b.
-how to parallel park
-how to operate heavy machinery while lighting a bowl/bong
-where your stash is
-a neato hiding place for your stash
-the benefits of cannabis consumption, other than leisure
-how to work the car radio while driving
-a few good stoner anthems
-how to spot a speed trap
-puff puff pass

[justBLEEZY]

every stoner should have at least ONE good story about a fucking mission they took just to buy weed.

[Nugget Lover]

every stoner should have at least ONE good story about a fucking mission they took just to buy weed.

Well if you live where it's illegal, I'm sure everyone will have a crazy story...and probably more than one.

[Bob the Awesome]

Alright, some major essentials:

- Know the difference between sativa and indica.

- Know what hydro, brick, mids, and sinsemilla bud are, and how they're produced, and the highest prices you should reasonably have to pay for them in your area.

- Know at least how to properly load one form of smoking implement: How to pack a bowl/bong really well or how to roll a good joint/blunt. Over time you should, preferably, learn how to do all of them.

- How to properly conduct a deal. Go with friends, and learn how.

- Know the cannabis culture's terminology and slang.

And most importantly:

- Know the positive, neutral, and negative effects of cannabis. Use it in a way that is enjoyable and doesn't intrude in anything, and don't let it become a major problem or overdo it.

[xmk]

i dont have any to add but i thought the driving with your knees thing was GREAT. haha i deliver pizza so i pretty much live in my car and i drive with my knees CONSTANTLY. Im diabetic and take insulin and i can fill a syringe, give my self a shot and be smoking all while driving with my knees

[BizzleLuvin]

Alright, some major essentials:

- Know the difference between sativa and indica.

- Know what hydro, brick, mids, and sinsemilla bud are, and how they're produced, and the highest prices you should reasonably have to pay for them in your area.

- Know at least how to properly load one form of smoking implement: How to pack a bowl/bong really well or how to roll a good joint/blunt. Over time you should, preferably, learn how to do all of them.

- How to properly conduct a deal. Go with friends, and learn how.

- Know the cannabis culture's terminology and slang.

And most importantly:

- Know the positive, neutral, and negative effects of cannabis. Use it in a way that is enjoyable and doesn't intrude in anything, and don't let it become a major problem or overdo it.

i couldnt have said it better myself! you get rep points

[Bob the Awesome]

Haha, thanks :jointsmile:

[higher4hockey]

manners

[Villui]

that you can't hide the fact that you smoke from your mother...


yup, but mine dosnt care :D :rastasmoke: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

[BizzleLuvin]

manners

thats right. we need to create a stoner's ettiquite book.
chapeter one: puff, puff pass and the rules of smoking in a group.

[partyguy420]

how to properly refill the bong, to get the best cooling, to smoke capsity ratio....

how to know when to clean the bong water...

to know that bong water while that month old brown or black water, with segments of weed floating around in it may seam tempting. and may look a bit like weed filled resin... that it is actualy very disgusing, may be bad for you health, and that it wont get you high...

how to lie to your parents about what you were doing all night...

ill add more as i think

at least be able to name off 10 stoner songs right off hand... or atleast have 10 good stoner songs on their computer(and if avialable 10 good songs at the top of the most played song list on their Ipods...

[hempplaya]

know that smoking isn't about getting high but to enjoy the finer things in life

and to never ever touch another man's grow op

[Ibu Jari]

So true hemplpaya, so true. :D

[PatrickHenry]

Don't doggy dick the joint or blunt. EVER

[Ibu Jari]

wtf?

[PatrickHenry]

doggie dicking is when you pass the joint or blunt with the cherry towards someone. so if you pass a joint and burn them, that's doggie dicking. maybe it's CA slang, i dunno.

[N3D FLANDERS]

how to act sober

[VaporDaddy]

-what is really important in life
-all the bits in "up in smoke"
-all the lines in "dazed and confused"
-the golden rule for growers
-how to make an unavoidable bad time into a great fuckin time
-who to vote for

[partyguy420]

doggie dicking is when you pass the joint or blunt with the cherry towards someone. so if you pass a joint and burn them, that's doggie dicking. maybe it's CA slang, i dunno.

(if you look at a dogs penis while they are erect... its a red color)

[2600HERTZ]

I drive with my knees all the time. But everyone already knew I was a badass.

[adam_420]

dont cheif on the bowl, blunt/joint.

[dark0ne]

how to get weed in 10 min
how to make fire if there is none
how to make a device out of anything if there is nothing
the munchie rule ie: if i have soda ..... you have soda too :)