Have you been touched?

[SkatePopwar]

hey guys, im curious to see if any one of you have been touched by his noodly appendage as i now have?
obvosuly, the religion of FSMism deserves just as much of a place here as any other religion...

[MastaChronic]

no...i have not been touched by any noodley appendages

[mrdevious]

Mr.Dawkins and myself are both devout worshippers of the Flying Spagetti Monster.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i once had an encounter with a noodley appendage, but i don't like to talk about it

[SmokingPlatypus]

Am I missing something here?

[ericwt]

I learned about this about 6 months ago. Laughed my ass off.

[MastaChronic]

the funny thing is, the guy that invented this religion lives only a few hours away from where i live.
i live in portland and he lives in medford....i think...i know its somewhere in oregon

[Antihero867]

Haha is this shit for real. Maby we should all be pirates so that number of natural disasters will decrease.

[BlueCat]

I must confess I've been touched by the FSM more than once.:o

[2600HERTZ]

I can tell you.... IT hertz so good.

[BlueCat]

My daughter goes to MSU and she was touched there!
She will forever be a Pastafarian....

[mrdevious]

As is inevitable, wars are erupting among followers of the flying spagetti monster. My people, the RIGHT people, are strong believers of the obviously logical doctrine that the flying spagetti monster taste's best with a sprinkle of parmesan. Then those damned heretics, those who go against the word of Dawkins, have the balls to try and tell us mozerella is perfectly acceptable! Apparently the "original word has been tainted", and Dawkins intended for us to accept people's right to enjoy the monster as they please :rolleyes: .

Well while we're at it why don't we just legalize pornography, homosexuality, abortions, sexual inuendo, winking at woman, masturbation, bikini's, red cars, the Irish, folk who worship heathen gods, sleevless shirts, mohawks....

*deep breath*

.... liberals, opinion sections in newspapers, evolution, miniskirts, voluntary armies, long hair on men, breast implants, multi-colored pants, dope, abstract art, electric cars, hemp, guys called "Clarence", questioning authority, green blackboards, woman drivers, and backward baseball caps!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HUH? Why not just let all of society fall apart and legalize it all!

Damn FSM Mozerellaists.......

[BlueCat]

As is inevitable, wars are erupting among followers of the flying spagetti monster. My people, the RIGHT people, are strong believers of the obviously logical doctrine that the flying spagetti monster taste's best with a sprinkle of parmesan. Then those damned heretics, those who go against the word of Dawkins, have the balls to try and tell us mozerella is perfectly acceptable! Apparently the "original word has been tainted", and Dawkins intended for us to accept people's right to enjoy the monster as they please :rolleyes: .

Well while we're at it why don't we just legalize pornography, homosexuality, abortions, sexual inuendo, winking at woman, masturbation, bikini's, red cars, the Irish, folk who worship heathen gods, sleevless shirts, mohawks....

*deep breath*

.... liberals, opinion sections in newspapers, evolution, miniskirts, voluntary armies, long hair on men, breast implants, multi-colored pants, dope, abstract art, electric cars, hemp, guys called "Clarence", questioning authority, green blackboards, woman drivers, and backward baseball caps!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HUH? Why not just let all of society fall apart and legalize it all!

Damn FSM Mozerellaists.......

ROFL :clap: